Minecraft but there’s Food Hearts

Minecraft but there’s food hearts i will be collecting delicious new food hearts like the mcdonald’s heart burger king heart and wendy’s heart speaking of food i am starving i wonder if there’s a place i can i hope they’re not serving horse meat hello i like to order a burger please

Come on mcdonald’s where’s the burgers ooh burgers buy the trash can yeah what’s the worst that could happen there’s a heart here a mcdonald’s heart yeah hamburger helper if you approach me my seeds will point in the direction you need to go hamburger helper who’s

Hamburger help oh i see i see his little sesame seeds they point in that direction come on bergy we’re on a mission right i only have one heart okay well i guess this is the next spot oh my gosh it’s the king himself more like king of

Stomach problems hello mr king oh gosh i think he wants to hit me yeah help me defeat him we’re defeating indigestion together go go i got him i’m sorry i’ve defeated the king and now i have a burger king heart let’s munch on this shall we and i got a burger king’s crown

Yeah look at me i’m the king now no exploding fries hope they don’t serve that in the kids meal all right mr hamburger helper where do you sesame seeds point us now looks like this direction on to our next heart it’s taken us here this looks like maybe a

Chick-fil-a ah it’s a good old kfc oh somebody dropped their whole chicken my goodness and their large serving of nacho cheese i guess oh hello my good sir i’m looking for all of the hearts you have any hearts i can use i’ll take yours even fried chicken bucket for a

Kfc heart oh it looks like i need 12 chicken pieces shouldn’t you be the one getting me chicken why do i gotta get you chicken we got an empty chicken bucket sorry i shot exploding fries at you on accident i need to find 12 chicken well i found one here just

Random chicken laying around oh this cannot be healthy wow ow hey hey oh gosh he’s attacking me hamburger helper help i’m getting attacked by a chicken ouch i’m not dealing with those scary chickens man i’m turning this kfc into a war zone sorry sir i need your walls now

I’m ready for battle i’m not afraid of no chicken if there’s a chicken in the bathroom dude gross i hope you’re not serving this to the customers back up dude ow it’s not my fault ah this is getting dangerous man found another one there’s one way up here how does

Somebody lose this many chickens oh yes and nightly there are so many chickens chicken only one more aha got him i’ve got all 12 chickens i’m sorry i may have broken your entire kfc here but i can trade this bucket for a kfc heart nice dude thanks please don’t

Sell that chicken that’s really gross dude i found one of them in the restroom well let’s see what kind of powers i get with this oh my goodness oh wait wait is that who i think it is oh look we got a little colonel sanders are you my new

Friend did you just kill a skeleton he killed that skeleton cause he likes them boneless three hearts down and i’m already getting overpowered we have a bunch left we’re going this direction huh must be past the mcdonald’s i can’t wait to see how crazy this is gonna get

Oh my goodness well this should be interesting oh wow no no no no no i guess they’re like ice cream avoid the falling ice cream we got to get our way to the top oh ow we gotta make it all the way up boys come on colonel oh no mint chocolate chip

Oh my gosh this is hard oh my gosh that’s where i have to go all the way up there there’s no way i’m climbing a mountain like this eating only big backs and not vomiting every 12 seconds i’m just saying what is it we’ve got a new

Heart oh it’s the wendy’s heart so those were uh some frosties that we were dodging well let’s eat our heart i have a mint ice cream scoop that i can shoot oh my gosh dude what is that a giant mint afro no it’s my new power i coat

The entire ground with mint ice cream oh and it breaks blocks as it goes comment down below what your favorite ice cream flavor is my favorite is the tears of my enemies i’m just kidding that’s my second favorite okay hamburger helper what is our next one we’re going

That direction hello polar bears would you like some ice cream there you go ice cream for everybody oh fun little guy i did not know that polar bears were allergic to ice cream but i guess we live and we learn well that’ll be useful for later on when we’re fighting mobs

We made it here to like weird gross water ow it hurts us ow ow what’s that about apparently colonel sanders is chilling though he’s like i grew up in the 20s this is fine to me that island seems suss over there let’s go see what’s up with that uh ow oh nope that

Doesn’t work that doesn’t work how do i get to that island i’ve got an idea i lay down my mint chocolate chip path come on gentlemen let’s make it across the way guide our path our lord and savior mint chocolate chip what is this place oh there’s bubbles in this thing

Oh you know what i wonder if this is like soda ah and there’s an island up there a little sky block whoa what is that these look like weird coconuts what are you little coconut mento piece let me get one more of these if i put them together i can

Craft a mentos and if i toss in a mentos it’s going to explode right stand back colonel hit yeah oh i tossed it in am i supposed to jump into that yeah i made it i made it oh my goodness well what’s in this chest here a pepsi heart let’s munch

Yum what is this a pepsi pack hey thanks for sticking around because we have a new crafty sticker pack on my merchandise store along with a bunch of other new awesome crafty products go to crafty.store to pick up yours today i can shoot pepsi and push mobs away and if i look down

I can launch oh my gosh i can use it like a pepsi jet pack okay careful careful yeah don’t die ouch i like it that’s a cool item mr helper what is next uh sir your sesame seeds are doing donuts on your head that’s not very

Helpful let’s get to land really quick i don’t want to die inside of the pepsi i gotta get uh to land now if hamburger helper won’t tell us where our next heart is maybe there’s something in the crafting table that’ll help us there’s an eminem heart created

When merging eminem blocks on mars oh wait a minute guys i think i need to use my pepsi pack to go to space oh man this is the weirdest way to get to mars ever oh gosh we made it i think i’m on mars you guys oh

So there’s the m m blocks hey colonel you doing all right he’s having some uh trouble adjusting to mars i guess i can stack up to it hello mr eminem yeah ah nothing’s happening oh i see oh i see i got i gotta push the eminem ah

Okay okay go little eminem block i’m proud of you what is that oh gosh it’s an angry m m i didn’t know there was m m’s on mars stand back i will shoot fries at you yeah a fries surprise yeah okay okay okay i gotta push these m m

Pieces to the center perfect okay i guess i just gotta do that with the rest of these m ms and we’ll get our heart there we go two down hey back up man i shoot fries and you dies yeah boom only one more to go come on oh yeah

We got our eminem heart ah just in time i was getting hungry what do you do little buddy yum oh i’ve got an eminem pet he like shoots out green m m’s at monsters go dude come on guys we’re leaving mars yeah i didn’t realize we’d go to the nether i’m

Gonna have an army of junk food here pretty soon the next heart is the doritos heart and according to our crafting table i can get that by defeating a flaming dorito mini boss if i can defeat m m’s on mars i can take on a flaming dorito i think i found it

Doritos boss hello mr dorito there he is oh man dorito minion oh my god take my fries yeah oh they dropped something dorito chips nice can i eat them no i throw them take my ice cream yeah take my fries i’m not doing any damage to

Them take my pepsi dude what how am i supposed to damage this guy well we got these dorito chips can i throw him at him yeah take this yeah he might be stunned i can do damage now okay okay we have to kill his minions take the

Chips and stun them with it and that will allow us to do some damage yeah this is working this is working would you like fries with that how about dies with that stun him shoot the fries adam come here you big dorito freak get him boys he’s done teamwork teamwork yeah

We got him and now we’ve got our dorito heart let’s eat this bad boy and it gives me flaming dorito bag i got some flamin hot cheetos anybody want to try it it’s like whenever you chew a dorito and you get one like kind of stuck in

Your gums well nether it’s been fun but i think i’m heading back to the overworld yo hamburger helper where are you at man show me a sesame seeds we’re going this way and i shall travel in style okay maybe this wasn’t the best idea well we found a path of some kind oh

Gosh how do i get down that hurt my bones well we made it to the top of the mountain there’s a goat maybe you’re the mcdonald’s mystery meat that looks like a red bull olay yeah dorito attack oh gosh he’s after me come on boys get away

Oh yeah i can shoot fries at him too he’s almost dead boom yeah you look evil dude straight up well there it is our red bull heart let’s see what this gives me it gave me wings this is the coolest thing ever i don’t need the pepsi anymore i got the red

Bull no nailed it okay next we’re going this direction we’re on our way oh i see a pillager outpost can i fly through it that was awesome i’m so hyper oh that looks like something it looks like a giant pizza what is inside you glorious pizza hello

Oh domino’s i can spin the dominoes here oh maybe we gotta find domino pieces all right boys we’re on the hunt for some dominoes they gotta be around here somewhere right hello ah there’s one we’ll put you here another one on this side yup i shall put

You here i’m looking for one last piece but i can’t find it anywhere maybe it’s up top that looks like it we got it all right sweet hi-yah nothing happened maybe i gotta have the numbers touching each other let’s see this guy goes here that did it well we gotta be careful

That pressure plate probably is gonna kill us i’m gonna make a pickaxe to break the little pressure plate in the middle cause that could be dangerous yeah yeah what do we got we’ve got the domino’s heart what powers will you give me ouch i got a pineapple pizza that’s

Awesome i don’t know about you but pineapple is my favorite place on the ground to attract mobs i see everybody agrees with me pineapple is the best on pizza hello boys here’s some pizza to share there you are no oh no would you like some pineapple pizza okay all right hamburger helper let’s

Head to the next heart oh that was fast we already found it yeah i made it hello good man are you here to serve me donuts excuse me sir i am just here to get my cappuccino and my donut oh there’s a heart here no problem oh man it won’t

Let me get it i might have to take out this duncan dude ow would you like a a pizza sir totally normal pizza yep all right okay fish i get it fish i get it and now we hopefully can get yeah our dunkin donuts heart hey look i can see you through it

All right let’s eat it what powers do we have i got a donut i can eat it too oh my goodness maybe i had one too many donuts oh i see as i run i sweat it off it looks like the donut heals me and it

Makes for quite a nice toilet seat are you sure dude this next place looks a little bit i don’t know dangerous i can’t put my finger on it but it just seems a little bit ominous uh what’s the worst that could happen apparently nothing wait a minute wait is this gonna work

But it worked all right let me sweat off some of these extra calories real quick it opened up an area below here there’s a chest has some bamboo some string okay is this like a panda express or something what the heck grows oh there’s like drawings on the walls they’re

Pulling stuff off of a tree and then throwing it into i don’t know the milk worth a shot oh maybe it’s cocoa beans then we can make chocolate milk or something all right got ourselves some cocoa beans into the milk hey hey we got the oreos heart oh i see what

Shall we get oh we got an oreo shield ah that’s cool this wouldn’t last very long if this was real life i’d eat this bad boy immediately yum all right hamburger helper off to the next heart dude no why are we underground oh my gosh okay okay fine i’ll do it i’ll do

It what is this taco minions oh i see we got some taco bell action going on i’m sorry yes i did eat a lot of you there’s like a staircase can i ring the bell yeah well that hurt back up dude what the heck just happened i didn’t oh i

Just hit him with my oreo shield and he like flew in the air watch this whoa wait a minute can i use you guys to ring the bell all right launch them up oh that totally worked yeah it’s not working ah maybe you have to ring the bell on youtube for this to

Work come on ring the bell dude it worked you’re a legend thank you let me see what powers i got oh i got the taco bell oh i can smack mobs with it yeah hey check it out our mcdonald’s golden arches is filled all the way up maybe

That means my order is ready hello yes i am here for my mcdonald’s order hello well the stove’s on so somebody’s got to be here hello ah there’s some doors here staff only it says guys i’m just here for a number two okay might as well i

Guess oh my gosh it’s ronald mcdonald man he’s huge why is your ice cream machine always broken yeah oh he’s fast he’s fast we got to get out of here we do have these crystals up here these must be uh healing around a mcdonald’s yeah boom fry’s attack yes i

Guess we got some doritos yeah excuse me just a little lunch break dorito fury that’s all of our healers fries attack oh he teleports are you serious rain a bomb of fries on him yes oh man oh man oh man pizza attack yes everybody loves the pineapple pizza oh

No ah he broke it dude careful he’s gonna stomp on me stay back oh we push him into the wall doritos attack we got this yeah take that ronald mcdonald i don’t need this anymore i will stick to my pineapple pizza