Minecraft But XP = Realism

Minecraft has lost its realism we’ll be earning xp and making the game as realistic as possible just how realistic can we get ah poor little guy doesn’t even have eyeballs i don’t even have eyeballs this world looks so bad dude are these flowers ah yes pretty square flowers all right let’s start the

Realism train you are creepy dude before we can get it realistic looking let’s at least get it to minecraft looking oh my gosh it looks so bad dude just changes color we’ll get a little bit of wood what xp levels i just got a tiny little ball of experience sheep you know

Anything about this i guess we get experience in very different ways let’s right click and see what happens level one reached two by two textures unlocked well it’s looking a little better cows have faces which is good oh i got a little wolf too hey buddy okay

Our mission get some coal upgrade the world give me some more of this wood is that coal dude look at the crafting table all right what the heck’s our pickaxe gonna look like oh yeah all right little cole give me some experience and do it yeah i got some

Experience dude let’s make the upgrade yeah oh yeah dude i’ve got eyes look at me well this is looking a little better i’ll call you jake by the way i like the name jake dude this place actually looks awesome we’re making progress looks like terraria or something all right jake

What’s next let’s start with the farm with wheat mandibles to level up uh a what now i mind one call and he’s like now build a whole life and family ah jake all right well you’re not giving me an easy task here dude i got myself a

Sword and a pickaxe uh the sword looks a little bit like an uncooked hot dog but you know let’s make a form i guess well this seems like a nice place for a farm all right let’s get some wood excuse me so sorry well i got my wood

That was a productive sneeze remove some grass there we go and now for the farm yeah there we are it’s not much but it’s honest work welcome to my house this is my door it looks like an among us character here is my uh desk that i sit

And work at and here my friend is my farm and now we can plant our wheat seeds there because apparently we gotta do this to be able to level up i don’t mind being farmer crafty time to wait for nine years yeah all righty hey i think these guys are finished i’m pretty

Sure that gives us corn on the cob i guess what the heck that’s what wheat looks like okay come on cows it looks like they have sunglasses on they look way cooler than me with wheat and animals he didn’t specify which animals oh there’s a little wolf over there did

You just want a family jake is that what you wanted all right buddy we can make you a family we shall wait for night and then we shall murder skeletons we’re murdering skeletons they’re already dead anyway i gotta find myself some bones so that jake can have a little wolf family

Oh god that’s a weird looking creeper dude okay i found some skeleton i got him look at that i’m like a unicorn i hope ten bones is enough oh well i guess one will do it all right well we got jake and now uh regina and i

Don’t know which one is which there we go now you got a white collar jake’s got a white collar now regina’s got a red collar that’ll make it easier is this what you wanted jake go look give them their moment ah so cute dude hi little buddy hey that works let’s make a

Realism upgrade shall we level three reach eight by eight textures oh my gosh jake what happened to you guys well it’s looking a little better i’m pretty much back to normal that’s nice all right jake what’s our next challenge dude let’s hunt some creepers to level up i don’t mind

Hunting some creepy boys i found a creepy boy look at him he looks so shocked he’s like take this creepy boy yeah got him did that give us yeah we got it oh yeah realistic as heck oh wait a minute this is just normal minecraft we’re finally at normal minecraft dude

Jake looks back to normal grass looks good uh i’ve never seen minecraft look so beautiful but it’s about to get even a blue beautiful what all right jake what’s next you should get some diamonds to level up that’s a little bit of an advancement okay all right little guys your father

And i are gonna go mine for some diamonds wish us luck i’ve been looking for a cave for hours but can’t find one in it i found one is it over here is it under this lava no oh but i did find some iron all right let’s make some

Upgrades it’s already getting a little bit realistic some pieces keep falling on my face and full iron acquire i got it yeah look jake beautiful diamond i think any xp what jake give me the xp dude these are your diamonds you found them first well fine dude i didn’t need it

Anyways i’ll find my own diamonds to get my xp hey that didn’t take long at all all right jake i got my diamonds you gonna give me the xp hey there it is it looks like the xp orbs are getting bigger and bigger too yeah

Level 10. oh dude my sword is nice and realistic now and i’ve got a cape oh snap i’m superman i got a new sword too oh and it has a power up i can do a sweeping motion oh let’s test it out on some bad guys

If i do yeah yeah it does a lot of damage well as much as i like minecraft dude i’m ready to see this look like real life what’s our next task time to head to the nether to level up ah the nether all right fine i mean it’ll be a

Pretty good place to try out my new sword there’s a new update in minecraft whatever you squat it spawns a nether portal well that didn’t work i guess i’ll do this the old-fashioned way All right jake let’s go to the nether here we go gonna give me a hey there it is well here it goes nothing let’s go level 15 unlock i got myself a realistic bow make sure you pull it back far enough okay dude this bow is huge oh check it out

It’s got power five and infinity okay i like it it’s all shiny apparently it’s realistic to have infinite arrows okay i want it to be more realistic jake what’s next my dude you’ll need the killer blaze to level up kill ablaze dude you’re asking a lot of me man all right

Let’s do it hey there’s a stronghold right here well that makes it nice and easy come on jake yeah come on yeah take this i’m just swinging oh my gosh okay i got one blaze rod i got my xp level so that’s good hopefully it’s not realistic that i burned to

Death at least i got my realistic bow now oh the realistic bow is amazing well now that we’re safe might as well make an upgrade level 25. oh whoa realistic grappling hook oh that’s cool oh dude check it out yeah whoa i can get around super easy now dude this is rad that

Actually wasn’t too bad what’s next for me buddy time to head to the end to level up head to the end dude you say that like it’s easy my man i missed the days when i was just his wingman the most realistic thing about this video is my dog’s needy

We’re ready for the end whoa i didn’t know we were gone so long our little baby grew all the way up all right well we got our blaze rods and our ender pearls let’s make our way to the stronghold yo it’s been a while since i’ve killed the ender dragon this is

Gonna be fun and i got my realistic grappling hook and bow too that will make it nice and easy dude we got some xp boy boom level 50. block and mob item physics unlocked i don’t know what it means but it sounds pretty neat oh gosh that’s a dragon

Let’s head our way upward ah hey look at that the blocks are all realistic now realistic dragon you’re going down my dude ah yeah now time for the dragon jake defeat the inner dragon to level up well i figured that much one more hit yeah easy peasy yeah real life unlocked old

Best friend has been replaced with a new best friend pj no what happened with jake dude i’ve got an i block phone what i replaced my dog with a phone dude what does our ibloc phone do notification math test today get to school what yeah okay well here goes nothing i guess

Where am i dude this is a weird looking village hey guys uh my phone told me to go to school this must be the school been a while since i’ve been in school man hello yeah some nice lockers those would be easy to be shoved into i’m

Gonna learn so much this is my class am i late sorry sir i didn’t mean to i’ll sit in the back of the class time for your math test everyone good luck two plus two equals yep oh they’re six pages okay six plus twelve uh yo jeremy can i

Cheat off you mama okay well i’ll do this myself pasta six times six equals mad dude what am i doing here man i was killing a dragon eight seconds ago it’s in castles pine cone numbers i mean technically i’m not wrong what the heck is this since when did letters get into

Math furniture nailed it don’t mind me just the first one to complete it do i put it in here is this some kind of joke go to the principal’s office not a joke i’m just bad at math all right i’ll go to the principal’s office help me i’m

Stuck in the locker oh don’t worry man i’ll save you thank you so much you’re my new best friend looks like we have another nerd to throw in a locker oh my gosh we got a bully dude don’t worry my beautiful nerd friend i will take out this guy he’s invulnerable to arrows

Back up dude what do you have what is that oh gosh what the heck happened i didn’t think i hit him that hard ah shoot i’m in jail now what is going on the game is becoming not just graphically realistic but actually realistic the villagers are going to school there’s bullies i went

To jail i’ve never gone to jail for killing a villager dude i don’t really know anybody to bail us out here hey dude it’s the guy from earlier thanks for sticking up for me i build you out you can get your stuff at the exit we

Got some more xp levels i have no clue what’s going on just like real life level 200 better animals oh and i got a pesticide shooter all right well we completed our task is there another task for us clear locus from the crops using the pesticide ah yes my farm oh my well

Those are different than normal cows are you locust get back locust back up all right we did it dude i got myself another xp level look at how big these xp orbs are now wow oh no not again everything’s so realistic dude you’re kind of freaky

Actually whoa look at the eye of ender dude oh my i think my face looks better as pixels this is horrifying but we’re not done being realistic what’s our next little challenge here go to the grocery store to get some groceries that sounds so fun how did i literally kill a dragon

Eight minutes ago and now i gotta go get groceries what’s next i gotta go pay my taxes would you look at that i think i found it i don’t know if they take uh diamonds hello this is kind of cool there’s a little fruit over here ooh a

Little apple there oh gosh dude what hey back up shopper don’t hit me dude why back up dude i’ll smack you i don’t want to smack him man i’m going to go to jail again i got an emerald i got an emerald back off i’m safe up here for

Now what is this black friday they’re all trying to attack me dude i come in peace and not in pieces please oh look at that experience 10 experience points 10 emeralds i found one of these earlier so i could okay this is not gonna be easy i gotta

Gather 10 emeralds there’s one before i can get out of this place there’s another one yeah we’re making progress the shoppers are after me hey there’s one only six more emeralds they’re like zombies dude oh there’s another one only four more left another one come on yeah

I got one up here yes have you ever wanted to play minecraft with crafty well now you can because in my new game crafty crafting you can craft me and we can adventure along together in minecraft and do all sorts of fun stuff like fight creepers or build a house or

Blow up and die whatever you want the link is in the description they can do parkour they can do parkour okay excuse me just trying not to die maybe it’s in the back here there shouldn’t be any bad guys around here yes nice only one more to go i definitely shouldn’t be

Back here where the heck are we going dude yes who’s leaving emeralds on the roof man okay now i just gotta get in get my experience and try not to die rotten flesh my favorite oh there they are ten emeralds go how do i do this yes i

Got it i got it look at how huge this is oh my gosh the shoppers died i did it well here goes nothing yeah a thousand levels oh my gosh animated mobs unlocked i thought mobs were already animated looks like the store is all empty i’ll

Take a fruit thank you very much well what’s next for us go to the bank and set up a bank account oh my gosh i do have to do my taxes well we’re back at the village and the villagers they look a little different than usual

That might be the bank they must know how rich i am from all the emeralds do you have a thousand levels yeah i didn’t think so hello i’d like to set up a bank account ah hi piggy boys how can i help you today everyone down to the ground bank robbers

Dude oh gosh okay stay back boys i’ll save you where are they there they are god get back you foul bank robbers dude you saved us and you saved the bank our boss runs the big city here’s a key to the city with this you could get your

Dream job i could get my dream job dude this is a big key how big is this door dude you stop one bank robbery and they give you a key from kingdom hearts i definitely do not know what i’m supposed to do with this oh and i got more xp

Levels dude yeah oh my gosh whoa this place looks amazing look at my armor dude look at the villagers why are you so handsome dude i don’t like that they have ears on the side of their head minecraft out here looking beautiful what’s our next task here get your dream

Job i already have it dude i’m a youtuber by the way thanks for subscribing at the end of the day you guys watching and being a part of these videos is how we keep making them just wanted to make a quick thing to say thank you but if we’re being realistic i

Guess i can get a normal job now that is a big city oh my goodness i’m just a small boy in the big city chasing my dream the streets look pretty safe i could probably take off my armor now i’m putting it back on wow amazing look at

The world the garden has a little green thing over it i don’t know why but this building is calling to me and by that it’s the first building i saw hello you’re offering jobs around here so you’re the big hero everyone’s talking about the boss is expecting you top

Floor elevators broken top floor elevator broken dude who do you think i am i’m carrying around 900 pounds of armor okay guess it’s time to walk hey come on i’ve got to be almost there you’re scary i mean handsome hello sir you’re a brave kid you’ll be a good fit

On our team give me the key to the city and i’ll give you your dream job all right mr pig man you mind if i call you pig man okay here you go dude here’s the key to the city excellent you work for me now get me a coffee from across town

Really coffee all right well looks like he gave us a coffee shop compass though to point us in the right direction you don’t mind if i water bucket clutch this do you there’s no way i’m running down those stairs again looking for a coffee shop guys at a

Coffee shop around here i think this might be it why do you have no sign out the front how am i supposed to know this is a coffee shop yes hello i’m looking for leaving fox dude did he just steal the coffee ah that’s for my pig boss come

Back here fox you will get away with this dude ready go where’d he go i see a trail hey i see him i see him wait wait wait i can use my grappling hook yeah ah shoot i might have lost him what is that uh is this a manhole

Paramedic you’re gonna be okay you’re an ambulance on the way to the hospital oh am i dying you’re good to go leave the cast on here’s your bill dude i broke my ankle i got a cast on it now what they’re gonna charge me a thousand dollars i’m just trying to get

A cup of coffee for my boss dude is that so hard i do have a hospital bill here a hundred thousand dollars good thing is i do have a diamond the size of my face so hopefully that covers a little bit of the payment there i do have an xp orb

Though so this might help or make things a lot worse 5 thousand levels ah snap oh i got realistic lighting now whoa oh my gosh look at the city now dude this is gorgeous there’s even like reflection the sun is rising look at it look at how beautiful

This place is man all right we should probably head back to our job huh probably shouldn’t have climbed the stairs with a broken ankle hello sir i’m back it’s cold not a great first day now get back to her goodness gracious i didn’t even give him coffee what did you

Just drink out of my inventory dude good to see you boss have a great rest of your boss day usually i kill bosses so well i guess this is my desk here he did at least give me some xp so let’s try it out shall we yeah 10 000 levels high resolution whoa

Everything is so detailed whoa now this is about as realistic as it gets i’m not sure where my desk is though where am i supposed to sit and here is my desk in here my man oh okay okay okay i’m getting light-headed uh