Minecraft Daycare – MAGIC WAR !? (Minecraft Roleplay)

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Now without further ado, let’s get into the video. Welcome, to another day at daycare! Uh-oh. – [Unicorn] Oh yeah? – [Tina] Yeah! – Well, I’m gonna cast a life draining spell on you. – Well I’m going to throw this dagger! – It can’t hit me. Ha, you missed me. You missed me!

Ha ha! – She didn’t even get it over your wall in fact. Goldy, what’re you doing over there? – Oh she hit me. – [Goldy] I’m trying to be on a tree. Ima be an ornament– – Hey, no fair we said no catapults! – But why not? – What’re you guys doing?

– You can’t compensate for your weak throwing arm. – What’re you guys doing?! – You wouldn’t understand, mere civilian. This, is a battle between a warlock, and a war hammer! – Yeah that’s right. – A war hammer? – The forces of a warlocks gonna beat you. – Nu-uh,

You can’t get passed this shield! – What– No you can’t just take my weapon, that’s a warlock weapon! – I don’t even get this. Okay, guys what is even happening here? I’m tearing this down, this is not happening. – What no, don’t touch my castle! Ryan!

– Ryan, it seems you joined the forces of the warlock. – Wait, no. Ryan! You can’t just– – No, I’m not on any team. Can you please explain to me what the heck you’re doing? – My castle… – We’re playing a game! – Yeah, thank you captain obvious. What’re you playing? – Well, it’s kind of a game where Tina is a knight, and I’m a warlock, and were fighting each other. – Yeah. – Okay.

– It’s like an MMORPG, but real life. – It’s larping. – Okay, I get that. – Ow! – Goldy are you just inside the tree? – Don’t actually hit me. – [Goldy] I’m an ornament! – It’s just foam. – You’re a what? – I’m an ornament. – Goldy, you’re an ornament.

– Stop! See, it actually hurts. Cut it off! – Look Goldy’s an ornament. – [Goldy] Hello. – Hi everybody! Hi Dirt Pie! Cookie the cat, Hi Tony! Hi angel, and hi Sal. That is a mouthful Okay would you guys put the shields away, we’re not playing this dumb game. – No! Yes we are! – Oh my gosh, why? – Me and Unicorn Mann started and you stop us! – No. No. No. – I got plenty of magic. – Please, stop! – No Ryan, you should play with us! You should pick your class! – What do you mean pick my class? – Join the forces of evil! – Yeah!– – What do you mean by class?

– Well I mean, you can pick like– like a spell caster, or a fighter, or maybe a healer. – [Unicorn] Oh, yeah be my healer. – No be my healer! – No be my healer. – I’m not being anyone’s healer. If anything I’d be a wizard. – I’d use a wand–

– [Tina] You can tag team with me! – [Goldy] I’d be a blizzard! – A what? – [Unicorn] No, Goldy. You can’t be a blizzard. – Why not? They’re delicious. – No that’s– you can have her. – No! You have her! – No you have her. – Uh uh.

– Who wants to be my healer? – Not me. I’m a wizard. – [Goldy] Me! – So you are joining, Ryan. – No I’m not joining you, I’m joining Tina. – Yeah! – I’m on Tinas team. – [Goldy] I’ll be the healer! – What’re you gonna do now Unicorn? – I’m a healer!

– Fine you can be my healer. Ow, stop hurting me you’re my healer! – Oh, sorry. – Knock it off! – [Tina] Alright, my wizard!– – [Unicorn] You think I won’t transmutate you? Because I will, I’ll transmutate you. – Okay what am I doing? How do we do this. – We need to have a meeting, this way. – A meeting? – Yeah. – Shouldn’t we pick our other teammates?

– Oh, we’re going to have all the daycare kids, oh this is so exciting! Well first– – We can’t have all of them. Well, maybe if they decide to join our side. – I guess, okay keep going. – Anyways, so I’m the war hammer, so I’ve gotta be the leader,

Because I’m tough, and strong, and powerful! – No, no. You’re wielding a war hammer, you’re not a war hammer. – I’m a war hammer yielding knight, though. I can’t have a special nickname? – But you’re not a war hammer, you’re the war hammer. – I’m a war hammer knight! – No, no.

You’re the war hammer knight. – The war hammer knight! – There you go– – Exactly! – Okay, fine. But let’s go pick our other teammates. – Okay, but we gotta defeat Unicorn. – I’ll make it nice and simple. We take Angel, we take… – Cookie! Cookie, and we take Derp. – Yeah!

– [Unicorn] Okay, I’m fine with this. – Now you pick three, Unicorn. There’s four left so you pick three of those four. Oh wait! No I guess you get the rest of them, cause Goldy doesn’t count. – [Goldy] What? – The rest of you is Unicorn! – Alright team,

I want you to pick your class and assemble. – Okay– – We need an archer, and we need a fighter. – Lets get over here team, and then let’s discuss. – [Unicorn] And then um, something optional. I don’t know. – No warlocks though, because I’m the warlock. – Lets see,

So we need a healer, so you’re gonna basically run around with healing potions making sure we don’t die. – Exactly! – So I’m going to give that to angel, that makes sense. What’s nice about that class is that they can fly too I think, so that should help. – Oh…

You should give her some wings. – Okay so you put on some wings, and have a bunch of health potions and stuff like that. Or anything that can heal us. Uh, sal– or derp I want you to be the assassin. So you’re fast, but you don’t do as much damage, but you’re quick!

You’re super quick and you sneak attack. – I’ll get him some daggers. – There you go Angel. And then um, Cookie. I feel like, what would Cookie be? Cookie will be the archer. – Yeah! – So cookie, you go be the archer so you grab a bow and an arrow,

And you mess people up. Simple enough? – There you go Derp. – Cookie come over here. I’ll get you your bow and arrow. Okay let’s see, so take that bow. And then take these arrows. – Oh, okay Derp, here have these. – Good, okay. So were all set up.

Now we just need armor. Okay so for me since I’m a mage, I wear robes. – A robe! How handsome. – That’s not why I was saying it, but okay. – Lets see. – Oh, I don’t think this robe works. Tina look, its on my face.

– Oh, yeah I don’t think that robe works at all actually. – Nope, okay let me try a different robe. – Okay, I gotta find some awesome looking armor. – Okay I got this robe on. – Oh, Derp I found your stuff. You already found it never mind.

– Yeah Derps way ahead of the game. – Yeah, it seems so. – Oh here we go, I’ll just put this on. I got my wizard armor. – I’m a wizard. – I’m a knight. – Okay you’re a knight, and it looks like archer should put on some chain mail,

And healer you can just wear whatever you want. Play healer your way. – Yeah! – Okay are we ready for this? – I think so! Okay everyone, were ready for battle. Are you ready for battle? – [Unicorn] Uh basically, hold on– – Well too bad, you’re ready. Everyone to the portal! – Okay.

– Lets begin this battle. When everyone gets here. In three, two, one, Go! – Whoa! – Okie dokie, everyone take your sides. Team Tina is in the tiger striped castle, and team unicorn, you’re in the unicorn castle. – [Unicorn] That’s right! – Now if you will notice

That on the top of each of the towers. There is a flag. So if you climb to the top of a tower, you can collect said flag. Just by breaking it and bring it back to your base so. You take the flag off the tower,

And then you bring it back to your center ring, which is right here with this big light. Okay, are we ready? – [Tina] Once a flag is captured, no takesies backsies. – You can’t take it back. – [Unicorn] Yeah, um, no reformable shields. – No. – Tina. – Who would do that?

Tina wouldn’t do that would she? – Uh huh. – I mean, probably. – He crawled out and rolled– Hey! – [Tina] Ha ha! – You can’t just launch your catapult– – Uh oh. – Boom! That’s right this is war! – Its starting! Everyone, Let the war begin!

– [Unicorn] My manly fighters, get out there! Get out there. – I got an idea. – [Tina] Alright, Cookie. Cover me! – That’s right, aha! We’re gonna make this jump, were gonna– oh I got an idea. That put me on fire, oh no. Oh no, lava, lava. – [Goldy] Over here healer!

– Here? Boom baby! – [Tina] Get back here Goldy! – Lets grab this thing. Sneakin’ on in. – [Tina] Get back here Goldy! – No, leave me alone! – Success! – No. Target the healer! – Oh, there’s an archer. Run, run, run, run, run, run, run. Score! I got one! – [Tina] Yeah!

Go giddy! – Okay, Tina, watch this. Next time they come on this battle field let me show you what I can do. – Okay, I’m watching. – Next one who comes out, wait for it, wait for it. Oh I see a wizard. Watch out for that archer. Uh oh,

I’m going to get the archer apparently. Oh is it just going to float away? – [Goldy] Tony I’m in your team! – Okay, nice Sals in the lava! – [Tina] Got him! Watch out! Tony’s coming on your side, he’s flanking, he’s flanking! – Oh Derp’s getting him! Oh you got Derp!

– Sorry Derp! Nice he’s done. Okay, I’m crossing I’m crossing. – [Tina] I’m gonna get this flag if I can. – Okay get it, go, go, go. I’ll cover you I’m inside. Go, I’ll just burn everybody that I see. Goldy’s here! Goldys here! I’m burning them all, come on Tina hurry up!

– Wait, you already got this flag. I’m coming, I’m coming, I’m coming! – I’m burning them, but I can only hold on so long! – I’m going as fast as I can! – [Unicorn] Hey! Get out of my castle. – No! – Uh oh. There’s a lot of them in here Tina!

Did you grab it already? What is taking– – I grabbed it!, go, go, go! – [Unicorn] Stop her! Stop her! – I’m getting out of here. – [Tina] I was behind you! – Oh I got one! I took one out. Oh here comes another one! – Ah!

– [Goldy] Unicorn Mann I got one! – Oh they got one! Stop her! Where is she? Anyone see her? I see her, I see her, I see her. – [Goldy] I’m dead. – She’s dead we got her! We stopped her! – We stopped her we get our flag back! We get two captured.

And Goldy you have to return that one. – I am. – [Unicorn] I burned your flag by accident. – You burned our flag? – I mean, it fell in the fire. – [Tina] Well it shouldn’t have fallen! – It did, I’m sorry! What do I do about it? – Uh oh,

There we go. – [Tina] I don’t know. – Uh oh. – [Tina] I’m trying to put the fires out in our castle. – I gotta use my ultimate move! Or not. Not gonna use my ultimate move. Apparently. – [Unicorn] Nice ultimate move. – You know what, whatever. – Not.

– I didn’t get a chance to use it yet. – [Tina] Cat, get outta here! – Goldy! Ultimate move! – Nope, nope, – [Unicorn] You have to fight, you have to fight! We have to fight! We got one, we got one! – [Tina] No! – [Unicorn] Yeah that’s right. – I’m invading!

– Oh, they’re seizing Get ready for defense! – Go, Tina, go! – [Goldy] I don’t have anything for defense! – [Tina] No one will survive the war hammer! – [Unicorn] Get outta here! Shoo! – No, I didn’t make it! – Is our castle burning? Oh my god our castle. What just happened?

Our castle was gone for a second. – Hey, Tina I got an idea! – Ryan, I’m inside! – Yeah, so am I. – Oh, Right. – Okay Tina I’m going for the flag. – Me too! – Oh, I fell in the lava. Nevermind. – I got it, Ryan. Don’t worry.

– No Tina, I’ll get it I have an idea. – Just make a distraction, make some noise. Trust me, this will work like a charm. Come on. And go! I made it! – I’ll try to do the best distraction I can! – Don’t worry I made it, I made it.

– [Unicorn] Get out of our castle! – Score! Tina another one, that’s three! We need one more, we need one more. – [Unicorn] Get him my wizard, get him! – [Tina] Ah! – Ha ha, be gone you tiger demon. Good job wizard. – Ultimate spell! Lightning! – Oh my gosh, he’s lightening me!

– Ow, I got hit with a fire ball. – [Tina] Sorry there’s only room for one warrior wielder! Where is Unicorn Mann, I have to take him down myself! – [Unicorn] He’s at the castle, he’s at the castle. He left the castle? What’s happening? – Nice Tina, good! Good work!

– [Tina] Come here Tony! You can hide behind that wand! – Okay come on! Oh, that’s why. – Yeah I got them all, Ryan. Come on! – I’m working on it. This last one won’t break! – [Unicorn] Are you shifting? – Yeah. – You can’t do that, it doesn’t work like that.

– Oh, I got it! I’m going Tina! – Why did I help you? Come back here, get him, get him. – We scored! We win! – [Tina] Yay! – Victory! That’s all four flags. And a pit for you to fall in. – [Unicorn] Well we got one flag.

Technically two because the other one burned. – Well, yeah that’s fair. – [Tina] Yeah. But we still won! So that means that Tina is the victor! – [Unicorn] Oh okay, I was gonna say everybody line up for the good game high fives, but maybe we can’t do that.

Alright everybody get in a line. – Okay get in line, Goldy you stay over there. Ah! – [Unicorn] Alright, good game, good game. – [Tina] Good game. – Good game. Yeah good game guys! – [Unicorn] I want cheese and crackers. – Anyway guys I think it’s time we go home. That was fun.

– [Tina] That was really fun! – Okay, here we go guys! In three, two, one, go! That was a battle well fought, but we have won, we’ve captured your flag. Three times. – [Tina] Yeah! – [Unicorn] I’m still the best warlock. – I don’t know my wizardry skills were too much for you.

– No, no, no, I’m the best warlock. – The need to walk through walls was too high. – Yeah but I’m the best warlock, because nobody else was a warlock, so that makes me the best warlock. – I guess that kind of makes sense. – [Tina] Yeah, that’s true. – Evil wins today!

– No it didn’t win at all. – [Tina] He’s just delusional, let him have it. – Okay well I’m gonna go play some G&G at my house bye. – [Tina] I wanna go! – Ugh, fine. – Yay! – Okay lets go. And, that was another day at daycare!