[Captions by Y Translator] Hey guys, want a chance to meet me in real life? Well I’m going to be in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania for Mine Faire from October 13th to the 14th. Head over to minefaire.com for more information, or click the link in the description down below. Welcome your faces to another day at day care. Hello everybody. Guess what? I have a new type of tea, it’s called– >> Hey, I can’t hear you because I’m over here playing with this boat. >> Well unicorn man, you can hear me. >> What?! >> I don’t think he can hear you. >> I said, guess what? >> What? >> I have a new type of tea! >> What? >> Oh no. >> I have a new type of tea. >> Well that’s crazy. >> Pumpkin spice tea. >> Pumpkin spice? >> Let me get a little sip here. Oh that’s good. That tastes like pumpkin bread. Mmm. >> Eew. >> Eew. >> You know what the best part is? It’s caffeinated– >> It’s being drank by someone other than me? >> Wuhoo! >> Did you just say? Oh no, Ryan. >> Hello I’m back. >> You’re back. >> I have tea too but it’s not caffeinated. >> That’s a waste. >> It’s just chai, it’s good. >> Well guys, unicorn man. >> Yeah? >> See you candy corn-looking super hero. >> That’s me. I’m I’m the Candy Corn based superhero. >> I need you to come with me candy corn boy in stripes. Let’s go. >> What, huh? Hey! >> He’s called you stripes. >> Here we go, everyone in the portal. >> You can’t call me that. >> Everyone into the portal. Let’s get going here. Come on chop-chop. Here we go. Three, two, one and go. >> Go! >> Okey-dokey everybody. I got myself some tea. >> Nope, you need to calm down. >> The tea is very good, I must say. >> Ryan, Ryan calm down! >> No! She’s Evil. Kill her unicorn. Kill her! She’s the evil person. >> What? >> She’s evil, Kill her. She’s evil. Evil. >> Let’s go get him. >> Ryan! >> Ryan! >> Come back here! >> Come back here! [coughs] >> Got right around him. He-he-he-he. Hey get juked again, get juked in the middle of the daycare kid. Ha-ha sucker. [imitating turkey call] Pap-parap-parap-pap-pap. >> Ryan! >> Unicorn tried to kill me. Oh god. >> Oh, look at that, double kill. >> It goes through people and kills two, what? >> Are you serious? >> That’s new but that was good. That was impressive. That was a good one. >> So, they almost got you with that hole trap. >> It didn’t, it didn’t get me though. I’m too good for that. >> What made you stop? >> Ryan, why don’t you just put the tea down? >> No, it’s my tea. >> Ah! Pumpkin spice tea. >> No, I think you need to calm down, a lot. >> No. >> I could go for a glass of milk right about now. >> You know what I could go for? More tea! >> No, Ryan! >> It’s getting worse unicorn man. We gotta stop him. >> I’ll play you some milk and some Oreo cookies, you know. >> Well yummy, that sounds good. >> You want to try and stop me Tina? Well too bad. That’s right. That’s right. That’s right. You can’t– the tea senses were tingling. I’m like Spider-Man with tea. >> What? >> Tina, I didn’t know you liked corndogs. You should be a corndog for Halloween. >> No, eew! >> Yeah, there it is boys and girls, that is how it is done. I can’t be stopped because tea is my source of power. Tea is my source of everything, comedy, comedy gold. I’d be nothing without my tea. >> Ryan– >> Knock knock! Knock knock! >> Who’s there?! >> Banana. >> Banana who? >> Knock knock. >> Who’s there? >> Banana. >> Banana who? >> Knock knock! >> Who’s there?! >> Banana! >> Banana who?! >> Knock knock. >> Tina you’re playing right into it. >> Orange. Orange. >> Orange who?! >> Orange you glad I didn’t say banana. >> Oh, yeah. Oh, I’m the winner. >> That was a good one. >> I murdered everyone. >> I need more tea. >> No! >> Tea time! >> No! This is going so bad. >> Ryan, why don’t you just calm down a little bit. >> No, why don’t you just calm down a little bit. You calm down a little bit, unicorn man. >> Come on, come on. Look, Ryan come here. All right. >> No, can’t you see– I missed. >> Take a deep breath. [inhales] Hold it, hold it and release. [exhales] >> Oh my, what was that sound? >> How do you feel? >> I feel great! I more tea though. >> No, that’s– >> Tea time! >> Well, I tried, Tina. >> It’s so good. >> I’m just gonna hide. I’m just gonna hide right here, and now nobody can find me. >> She’s hiding, you want me to tell you where she is? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Let’s see. So you’re on my mini-map right next to me. So she’s gotta be downstairs. Let’s see. Yep, she’s down. She is this way. This way. She’s like back here. Yeah, right here. >> Are you– [laughter] >> It was a moment of self-sacrifice. I realized I needed to repent for my sin. >> For telling me not to drink tea? >> No, for murdering Tina but yeah. >> For telling me not to drink my tea. >> We could take that into account. Sure. >> No! >> I want more tea! >> No, no more tea! >> Too bad. I still got about, half a cup left. >> Alright, okay, this is fabulous. >> Can’t stop me now. I’m having such a good time. I’m having a ball. Won’t stop me now because I’m having such a good time. I’m having a ball, bump, bump, bump bu-bu-bu-bump, bump. [cough] [deep sigh] >> Come on, Tina. Just hang loose and like have fun with it, you know. >> Yeah, hang loose Tina! >> Hang loose bruh, hang loose bruh. [laughter] >> Sound like you were mocking me a little bit. >> You just gonna have a little fun, Tina. That’s all. Just because you’re a fun ruiner. >> Oh. >> Excuse you! >> You’re a fun ruiner. Just enjoy it. Sip some tea and enjoy life. >> Did you just– >> Call you a fun ruiner? Yes. Yes, I did. >> Hmph. >> Get rekt. >> Ooh. >> I ain’t even mad. I ain’t even mad. >> I think you being mad should be the one we should be worried about. >> I’m not worried, exactly. Parabap-parabap. [imitates guitar sound] Tina’s gonna kill me, probably. She has a bow. She missed. Oh my God, it’s really unicorn again. >> What? No. >> Really? >> Tina, let’s talk, come on, are you okay? >> Oh [inaudible] starts now, bye bye. Gotta go. >> Are you okay? You want to talk about it? >> No. >> Come on, come here. I’m here for you. Let’s talk about it. >> It’s ok, I don’t really need to talk about it. >> Let’s just talk about it. Come here, come on. Something wrong? >> Oh, are you serious right now? >> Tina, something’s wrong? Something’s bothering you right now? Come on. >> Something’s definitely on her nerves, can’t tell what it is though. >> I’m followeing her with no– I have every opportunity to murder her. I’m just trying to like– Come one, Tina. >> My goodness. >> Tina, I just want– I just– I’m just trying to be a good friend. >> Well Ryan’s driving me crazy, he said I’m a fun ruiner. I’m not a fun ruiner. >> Then tell me I can drink tea. >> You kinda are a fun ruiner. You killed me instead of trying to talk to me about it, you know? >> Ruiner, pooiner. [crying] Cry all you want baby! >> It’s okay we’re– >> Did you just call me baby? >> Yeah, no not like– Oh my God. [giggles] >> You know what. I don’t even care. >> You never call me baby?. >> You know what unicorn, sometimes there’s a reason for things. [laughter] It was that good? >> It’s just, I just– I’m just trying to think of what the reason for not calling me baby would be. I don’t even know. >> Like what– what possible reason would you have not to call me baby, Ryan? I don’t– like there’s no logical sense behind that. >> Hey unicorn. >> What’s up? >> Just a warning, if I call you baby, you will have to understand, Tina will murder you. >> Oh, okay. Yeah, you know what? That’s fair. >> Yeah. Just thought I’d let you know. I need more tea. I’m calming down. >> Tina, Tina don’t. >> Whoo! There it is, hits like a jiffy. >> That’s not even a correct expression. >> That’s not even the correct expression, your face isn’t the correct expression. >> Ooh! >> Fine. How you wanna be, Ryan. >> Tina is in the crew bunkers. The crew quarters, I mean. >> You meant like, Jiffy Puffs? Jiffy Puff is like that marshmallow cream. >> I do like marshmallow cream. Marshmallows are good. >> I love Mar– Have you ever had a peanut butter marshmallow sandwich? >> Yes, actually, peanut butter and fluff is what I call it, but yes. >> Oh it’s so good. >> It’s the peanut butter and fluff. >> And then you add like, a little bit of chocolate in there. >> Nom-nom-nom-nom. It’s like, it’s like an extra big, like peanut buttery smore. >> It’s really good. Tina! >> What?! >> You’re the murderer. >> I’m not though. You’re the murderer. >> I’m not the murderer, wouldn’t I have killed you already. Probably, probably most likely. Yes, definitely. >> No, because you haven’t had a chance because you came running at me and the teleporter teleported you away. >> That’s not at all what happened but okay. >> Okay. Make excuses all day, Ryan. >> Oh, you’re the detective? >> Yeah. >> Oh. Liar! I’m the detective, unicorn is the murderer. [heavy panting] Go! Get him. Tina, he’s in the main– the crew area with the ships. Now he’s turning around. He’s going to area green. No, he ran past area green. Now he is going back into the ships. [heavy panting] The bow’s in area pink. Yeah, the one you’re at right now, where you just picked up the bow in. And now– You almost got her with that. That was scarily close. >> Tina, Tina help me win. >> She went down the hallway. Yeah. Mmm-hmm. [evil laughter] She just went through the atmospherisV thing. She went to atmospheris. >> Could you stop giving away my location, please? Okay, thank you. >> Okay. Thanks. No. She came out of area pink, out of area pink. She’s now in the center, back center. She’s heading back to area pink. >> Yeah don’t where am I? >> The bridge, the ships, the ships. >> Thanks, Ryan. >> I lost her. >> Tina. [heavy panting] >> Oh. What?! [laughter] >> You see that? [screaming] That was great. Good work unicorn man. >> You let me get away with that. even with all my noises. >> I know, it was really scarily like, I don’t know. I don’t know. Tina you need tea in your life. That’s the only way you’re going to be able to beat him. And the teas what saved me. >> I think I got a little mucus in my– >> I like when you were like, you were pretending to be the detective and you weren’t the detective. >> Like, oh hey Ryan. Well, I had a 50/50 shot of convincing someone. >> I know, that would’ve been really impressive. Either way, I need more tea. Whoo! There it is it hits the spot at this point a little bit more. That’s the good stuff. >> I got– I got a bottle of water. >> Heck yeah, you do. [gargling sounds] That good water? Good water? >> Yeah. [coughing] >> Yeah. >> You good? >> No. >> You’re not good. >> I gargled too hard. >> Yeah, it happens to the best of us. >> Help. >> Help? [gagging] >> You need help? You need somebody’s help. Not just anybody, Tina’s dead. >> What?! >> I came from above. I watched you walk in there earlier. So I just pretended like I didn’t see you but I saw you go in there so I knew where you were. >> Justice rains from above. >> Justice rains from above! >> I’m done, I wanna go. >> Well, too bad. >> Too bad can’t leave yet– >> Heroes never die. >> Heroes never die! >> Heroes never die. >> Smells like bacon. >> Smells like [inaudible] >> Oh, I’m Swedish. >> For the last time. [creepy noises] >> Okay the noises gotta go. They gotta go. >> Come here. >> They’re killing my vibes. On tea, nothing kills my vibes, but that’s killing my vibes. >> Are you– >> Apparently she is done with me. >> Consider your vibes killed, Tina. >> Her vive? >> Her vive. Her VR headset. Ryan, where you at? >> Nowhere. >> I’m going to cut your tea in half. Uh-oh. >> I like my tea with extra honey. >> Hey, honey. >> Oh, that was close. That was a spicy [inaudible]. >> That’s a spicy meatball. >> It’s a– hairy standoff. It’s a hairy meatball. [cough] Excuse? >> It’s a hairy meatball. >> Man, I really regret choking on that water. >> Where are you unicorn? >> It hurts. >> Where are you? >> It hurts to breathe. >> I don’t see you unicorn. You couldn’t have gone far. >> Ryan. >> That’s me. >> There you are baby. >> Blocked it, gotta go. Dodging and weaving, baby. Dodge and weave, baby. There’s a storm guarding me upstairs, huh? I gotta risk it. I’m in trouble, now, I gotta risk it for real. No! And I’m out of tea. Just kidding. I still have half a cup left. Okay, let’s get him everybody. >> The biscuit has been risked– Here we go. >> Everyone, let’s jump through the portal in three two– There’s no portal is there? It’s just a wall. Okay, jump through the wall in three, two, one, go! >> Go! You still going. >> This is great. >> I’m so done with it! >> And I’m not even done with my tea yet. [nibbles] Woo-hoo! Bye everyone and that was another day at daycare. Video Information
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