Minecraft: Hexxit 2 Hardcore – Ep. 1

Well well well welcome back to hexit it’s been 84 years since we last saw this on youtube and it’s hex it too this is the official successor to the old hexit modpack there have been like fan recreations exit updated by other third parties this is the real deal

Exit 2. and yeah the first one came out in 2013. wow that was a long time ago we’re streaming we’re gonna do hardcore see how it goes but you can always check out the original hexa series on the main channel if you’re interested if you didn’t catch

It it was a long time ago sure not all of you saw it rifkin thank you for gifting five subs to celebrate a new adventure that uh well dude the background is like carbon fiber it’s like purple carbon fiber it’s what i wanted to get on the

George gt and then they were like no you can’t do that sorry sir all right hardcore so i think we’re in 1.12 and um but it’s a basic start screen here more world options is there anything else we want nope just wait oh frick hardcore eight years later and um There’s no guarantee this is gonna be the only eight years later that we make because well you know hardcore we might we might on alive within like the first three seconds here there’s a decently good chance make sure to like the video if you’re watching on youtube subscribe to captainsparklez2 turn on

Notifications by hitting the bell also make sure you follow twitch.tv slash captain sparkle so that you can watch these live i don’t know how long the series is going to go on let’s think about hardcore you don’t know where it’s going to lead i mean i’m committed to at least playing

It for tonight and making it to another episode an episode two but you know if you get to like 20 episodes in and then you want to live is is that it do you start from scratch at that point you’re like you know what it was a fun run we did it

Salute to exit 2 and that’s that 10 minutes calling it now eight years later dies in eight seconds give me eight minutes at least i’ll make it to night time and then get shot by something could be the ultimate uh gamble actually to do a prediction at the beginning of

Each of these streams if we make it past today will he survive all right we got some waypoints though that’s pretty cool dude that’s pretty cool welcome to hexa2 this is exciting man exit was a it was a fun one oh we got the akashic tome all right all right does that mean

We also have like a a quest book oh the chocobos are back bro materials and use we got tinkers world domination in open blocks forge lexicon travis oh god the twilight forest is back i can’t believe they’ve done this chocobos dude oh man it’s 80 pages long

Just about chocobos oh my god i remember them dude i remember them so much oh god i’m also in i’m in cap made uniform also since we’re in 112 we don’t have toggle sprint so that’s gonna be well i guess we have minecraft eternal sort of his practice there for it

Mary pippin thank you for the 200 bits two tier three subs on you surviving to episode five boy that’s a that’s a big undertaking right there dude all the way to episode five i’ll see if i can do it man i’ll see if i can do it

Anyway let’s get some wood to start off with here in this new exit world so the coolest part that i enjoyed about exit and then i enjoy about all more adventure geared mod packs is there were just lots of cool dungeons wait my sensitivity is it very high

It kind of feels oh yeah it’s a little bit high usually i put it on 90. okay cool that’s much more like it um yeah so it’s just like i hope that we’re able to find some cool dungeons i hope there’s like ones that we recognize as

Well as new ones obviously it’d be cool to have kind of like a a combination of of both of both things going on there i think anyway i wonder if there’s okay there’s not the thing where you can have the crafting table going in the inventory i see some um

What’s happening right now oh is it recapitating i think it might be tree capita is it recapitating there’s 222 mods in this thing so it might be tree capitating right now yeah it’s recapitated okay all right that makes sense i still feel like my sensitivity is a little bit high but that’s fine

Also going to need to grab some food it’s been a while since i have started off hardcore however actually have i ever started off a hardcore world on a live stream before i’m not sure i have did the original exit have a tree capitator tree feller was it is tree feller hey

Tree you seem like a nice feller all right well hopefully i will be able to you know i’d like to find some sheep before it gets too late be able to sleep the first night away god so original exit i was looking it up because of loading this it was made

Uh in 1.5 that’s how long ago it was that’s crazy that was uh that was before elytra’s existed electrons were like those are 1.9 i think so god i’m sure there are a lot of things that i would have thought would be around back when i played the original exit

That just weren’t because freaking 1.5 dude that’s nutty i don’t even remember like all of the versions blend together back at that point i just i i do not remember what was introduced in in 1.5 anybody anybody got any info on that what was the 1.5 oh yeah look at the experience there

Interesting but now it’s in 1.12 i don’t think there’s anything that’s going to like revert us to 1.5 mechanics i think it’s it’s supposed to be updated pistons were wait pistons were not no pistons weren’t 1.7 no shot all right let’s get the iron that i saw up here as well [Applause]

Where was it wait were pistons actually 1.5 though i thought they were i thought they were way early i guess it makes sense since they were added they were added after the game released based on the mod so 1.5 was the redstone update so it was so what’s pistons then huh crazy

Wowie zowie all right redstone is generating really high up here that’s interesting what kind of biome is this is this a biome thing or is that just like hex it has high up redstone okay this is very slow this is really slow but this is fine

Cool just get a little bit of a little bit extra wood and now i guess we gotta try to find some food okay uh wildlife any wildlife anywhere like to not actually take damage if i can avoid it otherwise it’s gonna get a little bit dicey here oh we probably have some like

Fancy mobs and stuff too what is that it’s a crab oh i don’t have optifine right i’m not going to be able to zoom on these things in order to figure out what they are yo little goats oh there’s no way i ca oh my god it’s a freaking tiger

That’s itty bitty tiger but it’s nice and that’s a panther um okay i’m a little bit nervous bro they’re the mobs they’re just like janky enough to where it’s endearing and it takes me back it takes me back to the old days is this a dungeon it was just like a ruined house

No i’m staying away from the tiger we’re in hardcore i’m not about to fulfill people’s bets of who thinks i’m gonna i’m alive within eight minutes you wish bro where what the frick is a maggot why are there maggots why can’t i hit the mech excuse me the maggot is unhittable what wait

Horse do we have a do you have a problem why is everything standing complete um why is everything standing completely still i’m like is my internet gone no wait this is single player uh guys i think my internal minecraft server has um doo dude rut ro let’s just

Okay everything’s fine are you guys moving around i’m in a different place than i was you can pinpoint the exact location where the world stopped and has Is that that is is that what’s making that sound that was a horrifyingly deep noise what is making that noise bro that is a terrifying noise oh you slime balls from you that’s actually super cool okay but really though i need i need to find some sheep super badly dude

The the music on the main menu screen was actually really really cool so i didn’t turn down the music all the way which is very unusual for me food is that a true oh pine all right i’m really sorry i’m really sorry guys but i gotta i gotta get food what was that

An emerald shard all right my bad my bad everybody is that a snail it’s a snail without a shell though how long can snails survive without a shell that’s kind of sad oh dude do we have the hearts i just realized that i’m yep episode one episode one we can’t mate out here

Watch i’m gonna like forget to change my skin for a super long time and it’s just gonna end up sticking around um oh how is this for damage indicators might need to be moved around a little bit uh i need to find some sheep real badly though asapalapagus what is

Oh that’s a panther over there again bro i like the range at which it tells you what something is though it’s nice that you can catch that glimpse from far oh yo it’s a house oh let’s check this out or maybe it’s a oh what the f what is

What are that over there oh man okay we we found our first big thing something awesome to check out dude hey it’s a zebra this definitely seems like the zebra’s natural habitat for sure for sure are you skittish are you running away from me oh hey there’s a

Sheep uh you know what because i don’t see any other sheep maybe what i should do is i should just uh i’m going to share these guys yeah let’s do that and then we can get renewable resources up in here okay why i didn’t even mean to put that there

Okay dude oh we got options dude this is going to be sick what is that sound wasn’t you that sound is gnarly something going on are we ever going to figure out what the deep rumble means all right come here sheep is that the dragon is it the dragonfly

That tiny little insect is making sounds that are befitting of some gigantic boss mob i really think it’s the dragonfly okay perfect perfect and then i guess yeah iron sword let’s go and iron pickaxe probably will we have enough yeah we’ll have enough we’ll be good and i’ll worry about cooking the

Food in a bit one more at least the i’m really scared to get close to the leopard bro i feel like it’s just gonna end me it’s gonna end my first go and i’ll be like well i don’t know why i expected anything different from getting close to a wild leopard yeah

Okay bye-bye bye-bye bye-bye farewell see you later uh two shards two times one right click to combine I probably need like nine i assume or at least four to the house let’s see what awaits us over here is it a village or is it just like a standalone house and that over there oh boy oh boy that’s pretty cool i keep thinking i’m

Gonna step in like animal doo doo like this looks like something that comes out of the other end of a deer it just looks like deer droppings but i guess it’s not oh look at that it’s like it’s like moss or spores growing on something oh this is a village

But it has like a super fancy windmill to it all right all right that’s pretty dope hey we can be oh yes thank you you have right click to harvest oh my life savior oh absolutely beautiful we could say oh yeah the shrooms screaming boys whatever dude i don’t

Know what words are they’re tough yo what’s up my dude what are you why why are you running away from me you shut the door in my face why don’t you i can get an emerald for chocopedia have i have i you know any any reason you try to charge that much like

I definitely can get that for free it’s in the akashic tone but you know whatever dude i missed a hex it flower oh no oh no where i don’t know all right let’s check out this windmill thing this is pretty cool i wonder if they’ve got anything i can steal on the

Inside oh we got way stones oh my goodness i am saved ooh the most useful item in the game let’s go i’ve never used tallow ever oh we’re going vegetarian i guess all right all right that’s fine oh that’s fine that’s good that’s good we got anything else iron shovel sure

I’ll just replace it with the stone that should be fine also they got oh wow cool cool i’ll take the bow that’s dope there’s gotta be backpacks right there’s gotta be backpacks here yeah yeah okay what do we need tanned leather oh okay bound leather that’s the whole

String thing big backpack how do you make a big backpack wait you just like put it in the inventory so what’s the drawback there’s got to be drawback of a big backpack if that’s like all you do anyway iron frame iron stick interesting you make a backpack with iron i mean

It could be a nice house it could be i would say let’s maybe do a little bit of let’s do a little smell torino stuff my toe on a freaking pinecone oh wait is there an underground oh there is oh that’s awesome all right don’t mind if i do

Get some potatoes bacon dude get some of the chicken going huge oh yeah let’s do some of this get a bunch of bread it’s a village you got everything i need okay it’s the sound of just wild animals all over the place going on right now

Okay part of me actually wants to check out whatever the heck is going on in that castle but i’m also a little bit scared that’s gonna be the end of me hmm will it be the end of me oh i can click and hold

I love it i love you i love you thank you i love click and hold into chess always nice and then can i i can arrange i need to keybind that though oh yeah shield’s a good plan yes let us do this craft ourselves the shield yes indeed

And oh dude there’s a bunch of oh chocolate quest chocolate it’s not no middle mouse didn’t do it okay cool let’s see these few uh few blocks don’t need to bring the hoe with me i don’t think got our furnaces down i mean i guess let me harvest some potatoes from

Down here though and then uh we’ll head up the waystone too [Applause] i might want to find more iron is it going to be wise to go into that castle if i don’t have like a full set of armor to begin with uh it might not be oh something on alive there

Hey we love waystones azer shalmar taiga oh blacksmith come on what you got for me you’ve got any uh interesting some stuff for sure more bread coffee raw fish skewers uh oh oh i didn’t even catch the i’m alive and block what rat burger gold copper poison essence iron booties

Give me the goods maybe i should i wonder if i should go sword sword and leggings maybe would be a good way to play it sword and leggings yeah yeah yeah and then we gotta check out that castle bro i wonder i wonder if the castle like rules over

The village i wonder if they’ve got any gripes you know are there any issues going on here are they like no taxation without representation the king is a tyrant how the frick do you are you trapped in this house allow me to save you good citizen

There we go oh you have nothing in here that i can steal that’s kind of oh i see your door is down there who designed that why did they do this that’s unwise there you go now you can get out is that a it’s a grizzly bear

Are you okay are you cool are you chill mr grizzly bear oh it’s fine it’s fine wow it’s it’s cool we’re not going to get leo leonardo dicaprio in whatever that movie was that he was in that he got attacked by a bear i don’t remember the name of it but

Yep i’m glad that’s not what’s happening to us yeah revenant that was the name that was the name okay let’s put that in there yeah dude oh we’re popping off in the food department though you gotta love it okay wait wait wait we should we should

Try to begin this we should try to get off on a got a good start here okay all right we’re gonna have this will be the agriculture chest okay full of agriculture things if i decide to stay here which it’s not gonna be too hard to move

If there’s a waste owns mods so thank frick for that all right a little bit of agriculture going on cool we’ll make uh let’s get some stuff out of there and then let’s wheat in there this can be the food chest we love food we make a chest for it always and

Forever a bee from growth craft bees never heard of that that’s something new all right shroomy boy can go in there then i don’t know what this thing will be but we can make kind of like an oars chest or something like that and this definitely won’t need expanding at some

Point in the future but we’ll keep it reasonably organized for now all right now what a great pickup full block dude full block at the butcher incredible and now let’s get a sword going and we’ll see what we get in that castle over there we’re definitely geared out enough right yeah

I know what could possibly go wrong there’s an intimidating sound though iron outside windmill on the bottom floor behind the furnaces wait behind the furnaces huh outside though what is this dirt doing in here freaking dirt on my roof bro get out of here actually i could use this as bulks to

Put down yeah i don’t the the the bear is very scary i i hope it doesn’t attack me please don’t like we can be friends was there actually iron back there’s no iron what the what are we talking about ain’t no iron i think there is tinker’s construct actually uh yeah because we

Have materials in you so i guess that’ll be something to work towards we love tinker’s construct actually tinkers could be like super lp in this i don’t know we’ll see oh my god there’s like so many so many houses to check out why do you guys have uh grass growing in

Your house huh what are you doing kind of a strange choice this is a cool structure though all right pistons oh don’t mind if i do oh we’re getting so geared out asapalapagus here let’s go dude let’s go this castle is not gonna know what hit it when i come in demanding

Equal representation oh instant health could be good arrows could be great quill more bread a path i love paths do i love paths i don’t know if i like paths but went on head reliquary went on head name of mud uh we should grab that too all right all right it’s looking good

This is looking good this is pretty cool um hex biscuits that gave us oh yeah yeah we want those i remember the freaking exodus and stuff right gets you like the hexagear and all that stuff oh yeah yeah yeah it’s all coming back to me now it’s all coming back the

Freaking exit flowers oh man those were the days those were the days go don’t eat my crops i know you guys are like a freaking animal garbage disposal but don’t do it alrighty all right a little bit more to go here one two anything else we’re good this is such a

Big pull to start off with we love this village such a great village i guess more bread rando stuff can go in there i guess this is kind of a valuable thing uh okay hexagonal essence right goes into hexagonal oh yeah and then you get this stuff heck yeah

Plus eight armor for that but then there’s the other oh yeah the thief’s hood let’s go oh man and then i forgot what the bonus is but you like the bonuses when you get all these things oh yes the full helm chest plate leggings we need to find all

The exit flowers in order to do it oh the memories dude they’re all rushing back it’s so cool the good old days okay what was in the nothing it was blank alrighty then um the furnace with the potatoes there’s iron oh there is iron ore ah sorry i thought i i wasn’t realizing

I thought you were like thinking that there was you know iron ore in like the village or something or just iron blocks that i get in the village i understand now okay everything’s good six do you have any other iron that i might be able to let’s see uh

Well that’s some frick right there hey what’s up stable hand how you doing mate don’t mind me i’ve just decided to live here now i’m sure somebody else was before but they don’t matter anymore this is me and neil don’t be upset don’t be upset that i’ve commandeered this place

Consider it the start of a beautiful friendship i could use two more iron that would oh hey are you cool oh he’s not cool oh wow what the frick there’s a nice grizzly bear but you take off three hearts when i’m wearing everything with a chest plate well well yeah frick you too

I can yell at you from the balcony oh no i jumped over the balcony why why can’t i jump over fences i can jump over fences i don’t want to jump over fences not now not today why did he let me do that what the frick dude oh god it’s time to sleep

I do i could use some more iron though definitely i could use some more iron i think that would be a good idea where did i put my bed did i put my bed up here what are those it’s just in my inventory why did i why did i do this

I’m gonna sleep here okay yeah i i know i can shoot the bow and arrows i was just trying to yell and tease the leopard okay i wasn’t trying to jump off why would i think that you can jump over fences jiminy christmas you didn’t tell me anything about this bizarre world what

The frick I better have that health pot in my hand at all times oh my goodness okay i just need to fight you are about to get pop popped how much oh yeah 25 pop pop there we go that’s what you get i don’t feel good about unaliving a beautiful panther

But you left me no choice okay can i find some more iron i know it’s i’m not proud i’m not proud but it’s time to check out the castle and maybe we can find some other iron along the way or something like that let’s see what is this place though

I see something up in the sky oh it’s slime island okay oh oh look at this boy look at this boy right here okay this is pretty cool i’m a little nervous that it’s gonna have um big big mans in it that are going to be intimidating and scary

And apparently more leopards i’m i’m just i’m cursed to have leopards all over the place hey uh pretty kitty you’re not supposed to like water actually do you pan i do big cats like what big cats probably don’t mind water it’s just house cats no i gotta conserve my arrows until we

Get a better supply of them okay so what is over here what do we find in here i feel like this did we find something like this in rl craft it’s a very it’s a familiar structure not original exit but something else i’m sure we must have played something

That has this mod in it before oh yeah tigers definitely like to go in the water that’s right is there i can’t remember is there like an internal area in this thing i mean obviously there was that little internal over there there’s like nothing to it

This place was just like it was a disappointment in our l craft right like there wasn’t there wasn’t anything more to it like we mined into the place and there was nothing there it’s just solid or or was it wait okay oh wait wait wait wait

Oh look at that look at that look at that we did get some stuff nice musket with iron dagger what 7.5 bullet damage negative 60 fire rate and negative 10 accuracy okay okay really likes to give me witch hats for some reason yeah dude we can pop pop the uh leopard again

I don’t have any ammo are there bullets that you can make bullets from chocolate quest ah yeah indeed wait you have to find them you can’t make them well then i guess we have to go into dungeons huh all right let’s check out over here it’s very dark very dark indeed

That’s kind of a disappointing haul right there i guess the bones are okay and the leather could be good for the backpack but beyond that a block of quartz i guess is i anything else stairs up anywhere no i guess i’ll take the quartz hey guys did you know that twitch rivals is

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Should be kind of kind of similar to previous pve challenge twitch rivals that we’ve done before so uh yeah it should be dope should be dope should be yes very good theme i just need two more iron and that’s it you know let me go up here see if

There’s anything i can find potentially don’t worry even if you can’t watch live it’ll obviously you know go up on uh captain sparkles 2 and stuff so you’ll be able to catch it there i just feel like there had to be more to this place right it had to be more oh

There’s a room oh wait a minute this is just like open space is part of the oh okay there is more it turns out there is more anything more over here i mean that’s cool that gets us places with the villagers i feel like they might actually you know respect me

If i’m able to show them that many emeralds what else is there anything else dude i don’t know why it’s just a bunch of like disjointed rooms that don’t connect to each other in any other way i guess that’s like pretty much it huh okay what’s over there interesting rock formation

I mean i i think that might actually be it for this thing at least we know in the future when we find one it’s it’s easy emeralds and there’s really not anything in it that like tries to obliterate us which is nice it’s always it’s always good to give that

Uh oh thanks for thanks for backing up my uh single-player world i guess that’s nice for the sake of a hardcore to get your world packed up oh yeah there’s some gold over there bro blue cobblestone is this the origins of iskall’s fear of mods or oh

Look at that look at that look at that look at that look at that windmill windmill for the land i feel like i remember that was that from original exit that looks like something from original exit um oh let’s get that dude let’s get that wait were the hexit flowers where you

First mined stone and when you first smelted iron ah what a fool i am dude what a fool all right i definitely i definitely need to go hit him up anyway okay let’s go back real quick is there vane mine i’ll have to look up i’ll have to look

Up some controls and and see oh yeah let me get let me get this stuff though i think each of these they smell just into like a regular ingot so there’s no reason not to get it just easy above ground right there’s something over there too

I feel like i’m gonna have to maybe go back and watch some of the original exit just to remember some stuff they’re definitely gonna be people who are gonna make references to things be like don’t you remember when this happened in original exit and i’ll be like um

I don’t remember what i ate yesterday so no what was this though is this oh it’s just like random debris okay that’s a bear i should put a waypoint on the map shouldn’t i back to the the village i mean i’ve got a general idea is it m for map it is

Okay i mean we can find our way back pretty easy but yeah what else what else it’d be great if we could find like a couple iron just somewhere you know wait wait a minute are they are they bad okay these are sharks

Um is it is it a bad idea to go into the water here um will you land shark me hey man what are your thoughts on people in the water bed go on it that answers that and answers that at least uh on the plus side we didn’t get land shark

Could have been worse oh my god this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen in my entire life what a cute little trash panda do you want some bread choose your pet’s name what uh trashy boy and it loves me oh my god trashy boy do you follow me trashy boy follow me

Wait are you wait wait do i have to empty hand why can’t i click on you trashy boy follow me follow me trashy boy come on how do i get you to follow me you’re my pet now what are you doing no i know i just wanted to be i wanted

To make another friend oh did it was it that i gave it bread is that what it was no i didn’t mean to hit you i’m so sorry trashy boy no no no no that’s it that’s it um okay good good boy what the frick good boy is attacking me

That’s not a very good boy good boy stop stop that’s a don’t make me name you bad boy no that’s how you get them to follow by accidentally punching them and then petting them is it literally are you literally you are only following me because you’re mad

At me you’re only following me because you’re mad at me no be a good boy why why don’t you be a good boy no this is so sad this is so sad it’s chasing me and she doesn’t want to be the bet it’s chasing me oh my god no good boy

Good boy please please live up to your name what if i get what if i get alive by good boy no bad bad good boy do you want food good boy do you want food i’ve dropped food for you take the food good boy i swear to god do you want another food

He’s i’ve just fed you more food and you’re still mad at me good boy this is not okay is that a chocobo it’s a chocobo let’s go wait i need a saddle though i need a saddle good boy stop i’m having a moment here with the chocobo stop

He’s not being a good boy why are you like this wait was there a hexa flower oh god oh god no no no no no no wait where’s the hex it fly there was right there i see it i see it i see it i don’t know why i’m having such a hard

Time spotting quite obvious exit flowers why are you such a bad boy what did i do to deserve this besides accidentally punch you but after i accidentally punched you and then i gave you nice things you should have been nice yo wait should i buy a saddle from you

You’re offering a saddle right yes let’s go this is big plays for us this is absolutely huge plays time to sleep All right let’s arrange yo we’ve already got double pearls that’s pretty big for us and that can go in there and then we gotta have like i don’t know a block chat this is just the random stuff what good boy what is happening good boy has just murked something oh

Okay good boy has has taken out his aggression on something else and is now okay are you we’re good okay good boy you’re not you’re good we’re in good terms now okay all right i’m glad that you decided after obliterating something that that that you no longer had to take out your

Aggression on me what a relief actually a good boy now incredible uh leather leather tier two whoa there’s different tiers of leather what in the frick are happening that’s not something i was expecting hey we just need a little bit more iron here that’s all that’s all we need pretty please

Uh block cheddar thank you for the two a bit sulfur hex a fluoride and um rosie lilith thank you for the 200 bits hi sparkly so sad i couldn’t watch the cat mainstream this weekend work has been poop but i got a race so that’s good also my quality content shirt is

Still lucky because while wearing it i got my halloween costume 75 off heck yeah block cheddar with five months royal x games with a sub maple syrup dude with a sub dark ninja awesome with 200 bits og hex it was pre-dinner boning mobs no kidding brees or the bees bro with 10 months

Pretty swift dude yo let’s go uh let’s go get a chocobo bro let’s go get a choker bro more like it yeah all right this is big this is huge news wait do i have to tame you for wait what how do i do i wish to befriend you what do you want

To oh you want to eat something don’t you i want to put this on but you’re not going to let me until what do i have to feed you what do i have to oh do i need is it a shield thing no it’s not a shield thing is it that

Nope it’s not it’s probably i should just go look at the [Applause] manual um okay akashic tome on the chokeopedia okay oh we need to go back in the wild um let’s see they can be bred as a source of food uh fruits and vegetables produced from a specific garden bush obtaining growing

And using these foods is covered in the following section geisol gardens chocolate’s favorite foods are fruits and vegetables have changed from gaisol garden patches these patches will grow naturally around the world as light yellow green bushes bring these gardens will yield fruit vegetable nut or bean as well as a handful of

Gasol garden seeds i see we need to find the geisol garden then Well frick i hope the chocobo doesn’t go anywhere well we can go do that and then also try to find iron at the same time do i need to order dinner soon probably not the worst idea yeah all right here we go i shall do this

All right was my man did my mans actually offer some yo you offering guy saul green oh no no no no you actually you take guy sol but you do not okay all right whatever why would you do that why would you do that why wouldn’t you sell this so that

I could tame the chocobo that’s not cool of you alrighty then i need to find another way stone that’s what i need to do that way i can just pop back and forth between this village real quick and easy like oh is that a battle tower over there oh

We got a battle tower ladies and gentlemen we want to get some iron that’s that’s where we go yeah wait i should make some torches before i go and do a thing like that Oh there’s iron okay let’s go this way at least be going in without being like too empty-handed you guys are like yeah yeah yeah battle tower definitely definitely good idea what the frick fire zombie al not a fan not a fan of that one i should uh i should get a bucket going

Probably a good idea yeah i was not ready for a freaking fire zombie dude crappy noises well that’s not gonna be enough i don’t have enough for a water i need a water bucket actually really badly i wonder if the hexad armor has been scaled to be able to outclass the

Tinker’s construct though because tinker’s constructs like really really good usually i thought this was like a gun with a scope just laying on the ground oh it’s gonna be like uh wait what oh yo wild guys all dude look at all these guys there we go okay now we can make that

Chocobo our friend and also apparently there’s a hexaflower over where i smelted things right let me go grab it let me grab it oh there it was let’s go big plays big place okay cool i don’t have six iron in the house i’m pretty sure that’s stuff i put in my

Inventory wait is that iron over oh that’s iron over there no no bad leopard bad leopard bad puma leopard whatever panther i don’t freaking know okay perfect we’re good yes i should just call it kitty hey man where’s my where’s my little chocobo friend wait where is where is my chocobo friend

Oh you’re down here right oh yes you are yo do you want this i got a guy’s all carrot just for you just for you mate oh frick frick remix [Laughter] all right you want that hey let’s go dude i gotta use saddle i gotta get a saddle i gotta get a saddle

Let’s go this is big have anything going oh yeah look at this a little bit wait i need to smelt i need this wrong smell i need to do smelt Yeah i know the village had a waste stone but i like i need the way stone i need that way stone i need to find another one so that i can put that other one down that i find in order to you know be able to get the do the stuff

And thanks and yes you know what i mean you definitely know what i mean all righty then basically you need a minimum two way stones in order to really be effective with them because if you only have one well you can put it down where you’re gonna teleport to right

Yo okay perfect we made an iron chest plate and we made a water bucket and now we are ready to hit up a battle tower let’s go boys let’s go what could possibly go wrong nothing nothing could go wrong should we ride our chocobo into battle yes what

You’re so slow oh oh wait okay wait holy mother of truck you’re slow oh my god you’re so slow why are you so slow this is awful wait you don’t follow instructions uh guys i need to figure something out with this man’s before it’s viable i’m gonna have to read more on the

I can’t remember what do we have to do last time my mans doesn’t really want to okay this isn’t working this is really not working yeah all right um read the manual all living things come with an instruction manual it is the natural order right okay also

I need to change some controls really quick f5 let’s do a little bit of that and then what else did i want to do i don’t remember anything else but i didn’t want to do that okay sit uh well read the manual read the manual

Huh what do i have to do to make you work how do i turn you on okay simply feed it one of the veggies yep it’s hearted when we try it congratulations now put a saddle on your chocobo however the ride may be very slow and chaotic see the subsection about chocobo stats

Got it in addition you can give a saddle chocobo set a saddlebag so i can carry an inventory crash right click the chocolate boat to access the saddlebags this is uh chocobo menu uh right how about uh stats stat stat stats i need stats not all chocobos are

Created equal in fact there’s a substantial variation between the overall genetic quality of wild chocobos with the very best being the rarest oh so you’re telling me that my chocobo just sucks naturally it was born dumb you won’t visually be able to tell which chocobo is the best you will have to

Tame them first and use the chocopedia to appraise their stats many talk about stats invisible and right inside the menu interface what the frick i literally have a dunce i have a dunce chocobo how do i use the chokopedia to appraise do i actually like right click on the chocobo with it

Oh frick yo chill don’t do it don’t do it are you actually a dummy um wait intelli health nine out well know what intelligence 10 running speed two kilometers an hour sprint street five canberry can feed stole it wait that actually doesn’t seem bad but i don’t know what it goes up to

Is that is that bad it’ll be 2 000 blocks an hour 5 000 blocks sprint an hour intelligence 10 is that really slow but he doesn’t listen how do you get them to actually listen to you that’s the what the frick okay i guess that’s slow

I guess this is too this is two kilometers an hour and the temperament was stolen whatever the frick that means i don’t know i don’t know i guys saw carrot on a stick it didn’t say anything about that though in the i don’t know all right i’m just gonna

Leave him there for now i want to check out the battle tower i guess that is 1.2 miles an hour that is pretty small i was just trying to think in terms of like minecraft blocks covering 2000 minecraft blocks in an hour i was like is that slow or not you

Know obviously irl two kilometers now is very very slow but i was just thinking in a different light that’s all don’t worry about it it’s fine let’s go to the battle tower nothing could go wrong oh wild boars cool lot of biggies yo what up battle tower i’m coming to rock your world

I’m gonna decimate this thing bro oh i should have brought torches whatever dude whatever oh hey uh are you the tigers they’re chilling tigers are chilling no they’re not chilling tigers ain’t chilling they’re angry why are they so angry stop being angry at me i do want this though

Not so pretty kitty anymore oh hey what’s up slimy boy yo wait can we get slime boots can we get slime boots give me give me the goods give me the goods i need them slime boots come on ah oh freaking oh wow the infernals it’s the infernals there’s infernals i forgot

There’s infernals oh freaking balls bro oh no this is so bad i’m hungered and blinded and he’s freaking oh my god he bounces me ah oh no i must go now oh lord oh boy oh dear oh no stop i turn around and the freaking thing is obliterating me i have to heal

Is he resistant to projectiles i can’t hit him with a projectile i can’t hit with the projectile can i not i straight up can’t actually hit him with a projectile this is this dude what the frick dog what the frick is this no that’s absurd no that dude’s absurd

That dude’s op is frick oh my god there’s so many slime why are there so many slimes around here this is nuts oh bro they’re just falling from the sky it’s overflowing off of the island oh my god this is such a bad placement for a battle tower you are

Out of your mind right now okay we’re good there we’re good there as long as the slimy boys can’t get anymore i’m in a bad place i’m in a bad place oh my god the slimes are the the slimes are the things we didn’t think were going to be a problem

Oh my god it’s dropping in he’s dropping in on me dropping in like tony hawk oh no it’s another infernal bisque jiminy christmas i’m going i’m going i’m going this is not good bro this is not okay the slime thing is absurd because of the exponential multiplication of them the fact that

Like infernal mobs are just gonna happen what kind of mess is this what kind of absolute mess has been created here look at this oh my god get away from the splash damage fox yo if i get enough of the hearts do i eventually actually like do better

The infernal i can tell that the infernals drop enchanted gear but like i can’t i literally can’t shoot it freaking thorn me blast off vengeance regen wait a minute let me see what all the frickin blast off vengeance region ninja weakness zapper ghastly choke exhaust darkness cloaking what what even is that

Oh the hearts just heal you i got it i got it i might as well get some experience by taking these dudes down all right googly eye man there’s just there everywhere how can so many slimes spawn in one slime island oh my goodness you’re out of your mind no stop

Bro if i get heated into the air one more time i will end me just a little guy that you fool okay okay blast off one off look no stop every time i hit them i fly into the air i realize i should water bucket but i don’t

He’s he’s low wait was it low i can’t actually tell if the infernal was low it can’t have that much health right did i get it i got it he took my sword from me what did i get what did i get what did he get insight two i don’t know what

Insight two does projectile prop two okay okay i got him i got him he just eats my weapon from me but that’s fine it’s another infernal boy ah i’m getting i’m getting stuff though uh i’m poisoned oh no no no no i don’t want to be

Poisoned i don’t want to be poisoned ow he’s shooting fireball out pretty kitty no no no no no no i don’t need this i don’t need it i don’t need it i don’t need it oh good lord oh good lord please please no i don’t like poison’s scary soul

Bound too ah these are iron legs though that’s not helpful oh inside gives you more xp oh that’s kind of cool okay all right oh this is just nutty this is nutty that’s aluminum gravel like can you not just shoot them use your poison immediately you fool ah wizard

Mother trucker dude how long okay not that long not that long fire withering fireball to the face what in the world bro multiplying slimes with infernal is insane i like the idea of having the infernals of the slimes because they should theoretically be easier to take out than infernals of other mobs but

I don’t know oh which one which one poisonous frick oh my armor oh my armor he’s got okay only a couple seconds of poison though oh he regens that’s the freaking problem all right i got what is happening to me i was like drowning he’s life-sealing me he’s life-stealing me what

No no no no no no no no no no i’m gonna have to just go in on this man’s all at once i just got to go in only 4.5 attack damage though no that’s not going to fly that’s not going to fly that was downscaled actually oh it’s drowning effect

Oh he’s got so much health he has 25 health oh my god he’s 25 health that’s that’s not okay for a slime to have that much he regens and has 25 health with mega leech that dude is open it’s an op little rubik’s cube oh my god i cannot

Nope that’s not happening that one’s not it’s not okay that is not okay not in the least bit i don’t think anything can be done about that it’s literally a it’s an unbeatable the i’d rather fight the wither the world as i know it i mean at least i’m getting some good xp

From this i’ll be able to get some second chance got that going for us this is great i mean this is basically an xp farm oh my goodness all right where’s the next infernal gonna happen they’re imposter jerry’s please don’t be offended they’re all like blue right

It’s not the you’re not the real jerry oh that’s an infernal boy oh wait i got it i got it okay it didn’t have 25 health think frick what did you give me hold on hold on oh we’re gonna want to sleep ourselves away uh oh unbreaky prot that’s a little

Better than what we got i’ll take it bad levels of xp huge xp levels pretty big pretty big my axe is gonna break but it’s probably worth a slightly dangerous xp farm yeah every now and again you just get a a real big bad boy uh oh that’s a very big

Bad boy over there can we can we get it or is it just gonna obliterate us oh it’s pulling me towards it it’s gonna gravity he’s a freaking planet he is a planet he goes invisible stop doing that no i refuse what didn’t you know that the earth is a

Cube oh frick bad line bad kitty bad kitty not like this kitty bad kitty this freaking place is mega hazardous man oh man i’m gonna go sleep i’m leaving this place great xp farm though hey 25 levels right that’s pretty good 25 levels a little bit of protection we

Just need a little bit more analyzement than we get on the uh making is that a is that a uh is that a good snake what is it red next to yellow unalive a fellow rednecks to black friend of jack i remember jeff corwin wait what is it red next to yellow

Is it is he red next to he looks like he might be a red next to yellow kind of fella yeah he’s right next to yellow yeah yeah so that’s a coral snake then king snake is the nice one d.a jeff corwin man those were good times those were good times dude you’re

A big boy i didn’t sign up for this you haven’t heard jeff corwin in the last 15 years hey good boy how are you doing oh what hey don’t you dare don’t you dare get the freak out me house i love that that was my favorite dude watching jeff corwin just chilling at

Night when i was like four years old hanging in bed with my mom we’d watch jeff horwin that was great times bro the world as we know it the tunnel something something where did i put my bed oh there it is literally right there you may not rest now monsters are nearby

Well that’s just cool get the frick out me house now now i need you to not do that thank you god dang it why can’t you guys defend me and get rid of these stupid mobs come on what the frick just oh god no it’s it’s infernal isn’t it there’s an infernal boy

Somewhere it just gravity yeted me okay what the frick is something’s eating me this isn’t good there’s a year somewhere around here are we good are we good can i slept now no i do need torches though you’re not wrong um Oh boy what the frick dude where oh no oh it’s a toys 180 health oh god i’ll get in the house get in the house oh we don’t like that oh boy oh boy oh oh oh and he was a poison dude we’re not sleeping tonight ladies and

Gentlemen i’m moving the bed elsewhere i i can i can admit when i’m out classed i’m going upstairs oh oh oh god i bet he doesn’t even let you shoot him i bet he’s like some kind of absolute unit who’s resistant to bullets even from a musket oh god oh no

That’s not ideal what’s also not ideal is the part where i forgot to unpause my recording so i’m doing that now all right i can’t believe i’ve done this also i’m stuck in here now it’s okay i’ll just uh i just have to download the vod and then

I’ll get the part in between now and when i ordered my food and everything will be fine it’s all good what oh no no no don’t open the door you idiot okay leave the door closed leave the door closed you fool you fool you fool i need to that’s not gone well

That’s not gone well man that wasn’t smart that was quite you okay i have a chance here oh freak no i mean oh frick he poisons and brings you in close that’s actually nuts is he regen he regens this mother trucker regens but i can do this i can

Do this i’m just trying not to i’m using the axe because i don’t want to get them bro the regen though the regen is not okay but his total health is like going down but the region oh god oh my god that axis dead axe is done

Though i’m about to you need to get out of the way get out of the way you fool you fool wait and you’re just i’m drowning i’m drowning oh god this is so not okay I’m i’m drowning i’ve got i’m drowning what oh no I think i don’t know what to do about this i don’t know what to do about this this is insane jesus i just placed bread on the ground well i think the other villager is on alive now so i guess i don’t have to worry about it anymore

You have no arms that’s bizarre yikes i got this i got this i got this well no more chocobo saddles for us come here it’s like he knows to regen oh this mother trucker actually knows what he’s doing this is not okay he’s walking away to region it’s smart it’s actually intelligent

Okay i gotta go i gotta go oh my god dude this is nuts this is nuts i have to regen though super badly i can’t oh my god and he’s going to be rejecting while i’m regening holy crap lava i don’t have lava on me though that’s the problem

Regen your hearts you idiot okay okay i gotta go fast come on come on oh he’s back up to 80. get in here get it he’s pacing he’s teasing me as he gets his freaking hearts back what is this and then he zooms this is unbelievable this is unreal what oh my god

Oh my god this is insane [Applause] oh it’s freaking goat i can’t get him i can’t actually get him he’s back up to 120. what the heck i wha i don’t wow what the frick i does he probably doesn’t burn though i bet you he doesn’t burn

He seems he seems like he’s a resistant to burning kind of man’s okay lava from the blacksmith maybe maybe that’s the play oh good lord all right i gotta figure i gotta get an alternative way out though um okay Bro watch him be fire resistant though i bet you i bet you dude no he can gravity me from that far that’s just not okay loving from the windows good idea yeah what the frick is this this is an awful idea why are we doing

The llama come on you i need you to follow me elsewhere and he did it it’s like somehow trap him jesus Okay um recreate the lava mode that you never got to record with your house oh hold on i can do this nope oh he’s drowning he’s drowning me guys he’s drowning me what the frick guys i’m drowning oh my god this sucks so much he’s chasing me he’s chasing me

Oh my god he’s still on me oh my god what the heck is this this is so opie oh my god i have never in a million years what what is that oh my god oh my god i get that you have to hit him not to drown but then he poisons you

And you ca it’s impossible if you hit him to not drown he poisons you what do you do you can’t do anything about it then he gravitates you back in oh my god that is a that’s too much Goodbye world what a great great like village we started off in too like we got good gear we got exit flowers oh my lord that zombie was just ah wow okay well then um oh you could expect to check out the other stuff no we don’t want to spoil things for ourselves we

Want to discover new things okay everybody well you know what uh my food is actually gonna be here in it looks like about ten minutes so i’d say i’d say this is a good time for us to wind down episode one we will try again and we know that when it comes to

Drowning gravity light you on fire poison avoid them definitely avoid them oh my goodness no hardcore world this is crazy but that adds to the excitement doesn’t it we’ll see we’ll see uh episode 2 viewership will be through the roof definitely will be uh make sure you’re following it twitch.tv slash captain

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