MINECRAFT (Honest Game Trailers)

The following trailer is rated h for honest from notch sweden’s biggest one-hit wonder since peter bjorn and john comes a game like no other unless you count legos lincoln logs megabox connects erector sets or playing outside minecraft play around with the virtual sandbox of minecraft a game made with the latest technology

To look like it was made in 1992 enjoy the full featured pc experience or the dumbed down impossible to control cash grab on consoles enter a magical world where the only limits are your imagination and constant references to the wiki to figure out how everything works and patience

Choose whichever game type best suits your play style creative mode where you build and explore free from danger survival mode that adds monsters and hunger to the mix or hardcore mode where you combine the fun of the other two with cowering in a shack all night like a little [ __ ]

Hush little stevie don’t say a word mama’s gonna buy you at my live to build another day by following some of minecraft’s most simple rules like don’t forget to bring a torch don’t forget to cook your food don’t leave gaps in your shelter don’t go outside in a thunderstorm don’t look at the

Enderman don’t build your house in a swamp don’t attack more than one creeper at a time don’t forget to carry a bucket of water don’t go mining at night don’t use non-weapon tools in combat don’t waste high quality equipment on basic jobs don’t use diamond armor in the

Nether don’t play around with fire don’t get too cocky and never ever dig straight down or pop see simple jump into a game that will give you panic attacks the next time you look at a sunset as nighttime brings out all kinds of dangerous monsters but where the deadliest villains of all

Are other people are not my house you ass so prepare for an open-ended game where you make up the story that will most likely be a story about a little blue man who punches a tree then punches some dirt then ravages the countryside of a peaceful land

And steals all of its natural resources to satisfy his unquenchable thirst for pointless construction wait am i the bad guy starring the crappy things you’ve built like a hole a table and a shelter sort of and the epic things other people have built like battle star galactica the minds of morya king’s landing

Minas tirith the space shuttle the city of shanghai and a working 16-bit computer are you [ __ ] me shouldn’t this guy be out curing cancer or something mind legos shut up and take my money hey gamers thanks for watching tune in for more honest game trailers now every saturday tell us what game

You’d like to see next and leave a comment of something you want me to say in my epic voice i’m a dude he’s a dude she’s a dude this land is my land this land is your land i feel it i feel the cosmos they took away my happy

Meal so i took away their happiness luke i am your butthole