Hey you over there oh shoot uh uh yes sir why do you have your door closed i’m sorry sorry that was a big mistake i you know noobs never keep their door closed you know step outside for me who are you identify yourself uh yes sir let me uh Sorry let me just uh get through my door here uh uh sorry um uh my name is evo i’ve been a noob for 573 days tell me your favorite block in minecraft it’s it’s dirt it’s always dirt it’s always been dirt i wouldn’t even want to live in a world Without dirt okay a boat you’re free to go but next time keep your door open and don’t make me tell you twice yes sir you don’t have to tell me again this is how the world was now a world overrun by noobs it’s been many days Since i’ve seen a block that wasn’t dirt ever since the noob revolution took place everything got turned to dirt even the trees it was all manually done the noob society made sure that no player got too advanced so they made everything dirt and this is how the world was now There wasn’t a single normal block in sight just for miles it was only dirt in the ground the ground was covered in the worst thing possible holes that went all the way down to bedrock just straight down all from noobs only being told to mine straight down it was mandatory that Noobs can only mine straight down if they’re caught mining anything other than straight down they will be exiled and unfortunately i feel responsible for this mess all because of something i did a while back oh my god look it’s a noob yo noob hey over here whoa whoa whoa Who’s hitting me bro chill out i have a secret for you do you want to know how to find diamonds super quickly oh yes yes yeah i do i do okay perfect all you have to do is just dig straight down and you’ll find diamonds instantly are you Serious yeah yeah bro dude that’s how you find diamonds yeah alright good luck man i can’t wait to watch this noob fall to his death what happened oh my god there are so many holes what did he do how did this noob dig so many holes and not die hey noob why did You dig so many how did you not fall to your death by now what is going on what does this guy think hey noob noob come over here what are you doing whoa whoa who’s hitting me bro oh my god it’s just me i was here like two minutes Ago oh yeah thanks for all the help i found so many diamonds are you serious you actually found that oh god what did i do and uh yeah that’s how i was kind of responsible for uh the whole mess as for the dirt houses well all noobs Nowadays live in identical dirt houses i managed to upgrade my dirt house a little bit but everyone pretty much has the same size dirt house and of course they all really don’t have doors there’s a lot of controversy but most noobs think it’s too advanced to have a door So a lot of them just don’t have a door at all i’m a little ashamed of this but i also caused this mess too hey noob did you know that all the pros are building with dirt now for their houses are you serious i’m gonna go get some dirt yeah Yeah get a ton of dirt for this house oh man noobs oh my god this new built a ginormous dirt house what wait what a dirt door how is that even possible it’s not even in the game oh my god do not tell me this noob made dirt Stairs how did you even do that noob how did you do this oh thank you you said all the pros were building dirt houses so i got really creative with all the dirt yeah that doesn’t even make any sense because these blocks literally do not exist and that was how i started Part of this tragedy the noobs became so invested with dirt that they even started making new dirt blocks it was probably the second worst thing that happened since the noobs took over society but the first worst thing if you travel a bit north from noob society you’ll notice a giant mound of Pure diamond ore you’ll probably think this is a bit odd for noob society but there’s a reason to it all of this diamond ore was collected by noobs for many many years and it serves one single purpose noobs only come here to mine this diamond ore with wooden pickaxes All of the noobs think that if they mine the diamond ore for long enough with the wooden pickaxe they’ll actually get the diamond i only come here to blend in with all the noobs because where do you think the noobs got all this diamond ore from that’s right all the pros that existed Before noob society even the owner himself eventually noobs outnumbered pros 100 to 1 and there was nothing that even the best of the pros could do to stop it so one by one any player that was deemed not a noob was exiled and all of their stuff was stolen after the pros Were gone the noobs multiplied in numbers and soon there were so many noobs that there was nothing we could do to turn back there were no more pros left in the world except for me but my time was soon over i knew i couldn’t hide anymore We have come to your home today because we have reports that you are in possession of an illegal item we need you to turn this illegal item over to us right now or else you will be punished by death well well i don’t even know you’re talking about i don’t have any Illegal items i literally just have dirt and wood tools on me let me make it clear that if you do not turn over this illegal item you will be punished by death if we end up finding it on your premise i swear i don’t know what you’re Talking about i don’t have any illegal items you can check my inventory i literally just have dirt and wood tools that’s all i need i’ll give you one more chance if you give us the illegal item right now you will have 10 years off your sentence and we will not punish you With death so it’s either you give it up now or face the worst ah fine fine fine fine i’ll give it to you okay but you just have to make sure you keep your promise okay i’ll give it to you ah here goes nothing please take the illegal item out of the Chest and throw it to us from a distance we don’t want you trying anything and just like that i gave up the last possession i had of the advanced world my stone pickaxe i kept it in there for so many years but finally they figured Me out okay there you have it okay now send me to jail okay just promise me you’ll take time off my sentence after careful consideration after housing an illegal item for many years you will not be sentenced to jail wait really you will be punished by death and That was the end of the prose existing in the noob world there were no pros left Video Information
This video, titled ‘Minecraft if NOOBS took over the world’, was uploaded by Evbo on 2021-09-19 21:19:38. It has garnered 5202555 views and 41382 likes. The duration of the video is 00:06:29 or 389 seconds.
Minecraft if NOOBS took over the world… the story about how I survived and lived to tell about the world after the noob revolution.
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