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Rooster teeth is sponsored by expressvpn don’t let your internet provider see all the sites you visit hide your browsing activity at expressvpn.comrooster minecraft magic mods hard mode where are you little [ __ ] i’m in my house i’m relaxing in my house yeah you guys have houses in my

Tree house yeah keeping warm by the fire i’m spying on barbara what is she up to what where are you spying on me he does have quite the view of you he just it’s just blane looking down at your little gold house i just rear-windowing it i see you at

Your front door from my view there’s quite the standoff happening right now just like back and forth that’s a reference the kids love watching minecraft videos hearing people talk about rear window what other hitchcock movies we talk about today dad quick make a make make a make a timely reference blaine oh

That’s a minecraft reference hey blaine can you see me yeah come down here all right i need everybody to empty any gubbins you have in your inventory or on your body into a uh chest in your house if you don’t have a chest let me know and i can give you one i

Do not have one i don’t have one uh here bimmy i’ll make you is there a way to quick move things to the chest like i’m just dragging everything one at a time yeah you can shift click thank you i’m still going to just click and move things one at a time

Uh also from our inventory you said right now everything i want nothing on you in you around you something is on fire on top of your house i think it’s your house yeah my house isn’t far the whole thing that was the whole point john yeah but just like just randomly like

Your nether brick just catches on fire like i don’t know how these uh banners have survived as long as i have i have no idea every now and then yeah there’s just like a little bit of smoldering this even my even my pickaxes and stuff all right get ready everything everything got it

Got it got it let’s see is a pickaxe part of everything yes oh cats are all drowning a bunch of cats just round [Laughter] well welcome to minecraft my little babies how are you doing today i’m a little baby um i have a special treat set

Beset for you today um we are we are embarking upon a new endeavor um and uh your journey are you talking like that um can i get all of you what a weird what a weird house okay that’s so stupid i hate that house all right

Burn it down prepare to join me in your new adventure set your spawn in your proper color you know what your color is this is squat team force colors um all right normally we would have a uh a chris here to to uh round out all of squad team force but he’s off

Um i don’t know working on a project that that we’ll hear about later for now welcome jumping on the bed to the stage welcome to the stinky dragon school of magic ooh oh today oh it’s right there this is what’s over here yeah we’re getting stay in stay in

We’re celebrating uh the launch of our new podcast tales from the stinky dragon our dnd podcast available now on all podcast platforms why are you guys non-stop jumping what is going on because my mom never let me do it when i was a kid i could never jump on the bed and

Now i’m an adult and i can jump on the bed all i want now i’m jumping on this bed i think it’s chris’s take that mom so today you guys are going to be embarking on a magical adventure since magic is such a big part of d d

And i feel like we haven’t done any modding stuff in minecraft so we’re gonna embark upon a magical adventure so in your little uh respective chests um you guys have your beginning um items for your adventure and spoiler i’m joining you on this adventure as a mortal immortal yeah

All right as soon as he goes mortal we kill him and eat him wait where’s john hey john john do you bleed i do now um put your uh magical uh armor on and join me atop the mountain raar sees him okay if you kill me i will not

Give you what you’re about to get right now so kill him after we get our stuff uh yeah there you go that’s better this is the uh the stinky dragon mountain what is this um it is a magical place and uh like many pokemon trainers this is where your adventure begins

Um today you embark on a journey of magic and one mystery i couldn’t think of another word um so this is like when godzilla please uh take your place down down up uh no get off the get off this monument get off the money get straight

That’s pretty good get up get up all right uh i want to be kong if that movie was not good you’re talking about there you watching i think that movie would be a lot better if you just removed all the humans from it if it was just lizard and monkey it’d be

Way better or you just didn’t hear them they were just ants in the grand scheme of things all right i’m giving mr gus here is your wand so excited oh and uh mr madame duncan what is your what is your name in this game there’s your wand whoa Right now you now all are beginner magical apprentices all you have right now is magic missile it does damage careful like it will break [ __ ] it will break people it will break uh stop it i might be immortal i still have admin privileges i will end you right now if

You don’t let me get through this um so this is kind of uh something we don’t normally haven’t really done in minecraft we’re actually just going to be playing like survival mode but we now have this magical mod and so you guys are going to be going off into

The world and we’re going to try to level up as magicians you get wizards experience points and you get better at your magic the more that you use it right now you have magic missile um once we have enough like uh experience points you can start like

Buying new spells leveling up your wand so on and so forth um but for now we need to just level up so we’re gonna go look for a dungeon or something underground to uh fight and kill with our new uh wands you can also kill animals okay

Could i kill blaine you can sweet headshot can we just do that right now and see what happens oh i didn’t even do anything and i lost two hearts hey wasn’t me blaine i didn’t do [ __ ] bye blade so that’s why that’s why you gave us pork chops

Wait i didn’t get pork chops hi how you doing blaine [Laughter] can you still talk play oh yeah yeah yeah i just want to speak through my actions all right they’re louder than words time to go find some enemies to level up magic off we go first we have to [ __ ] around

And waste an hour and a half trying to buy [ __ ] and talk to npcs who don’t matter to the story how much is this broach i want to buy something i’m never going to talk about again for all the episodes in here hey i mean oh there’s a guy you make it available

Wait it’s a guy why am i following blaine it’s a guy where no that’s me guys oh i don’t see where he’s down here barbara it’s a archer guy oh i did it oh wow the guy that made the game is winning the game huh well come in here it’s dark in here

I can’t oh there we go oh platform okay oh there we go it’s dark i think we have torches you should put something i’m too busy shooting you can hold a torch where are you barbara can’t get it should we should i should we split the party up already

Join us there’s a bottom oh god does he die where’s blaze how do i get manna you have to let it get blooded uh regen who what were you fighting a spider spitter all right gentlemen our quest has begun I got spell points you got a bat you’re fat you want those barbara what you hit me watch your spells no i didn’t i went like this you hit me again oh my god i’m i’m not even facing you it keeps saying you’re hitting me um maybe it’s because gus is secretly

Evil so my wand knows the truth there’s like there’s like different ways to go about this with magic so i’m curious like what kind of magician are you are you like a healer are you like a fire mage glass cannon fire mage just glass cannon oh [ __ ] there’s like a zombie down here

Trying to get the bat yeah the bat was too difficult so i’m killing a zombie now classic d yeah the bat was too difficult but you went for a zombie because it was flying around it wasn’t staying in one place bats moving 3d zombies moving 2d

Oh dead end no it actually we actually get like sp by doing this stop it how do we how do we spend sp oh i need to make an enchanting table uh let me fix that barbara what kind of magician are you uh what kind of addition

A magician what kind of a mage we’re not magicians we’re mages i guess i’m a dwarf now because i’m i’m the one that’s like doing all the you know mining i want to be i want to be super magic i want to i want to be a spell caster on

The question of what kind of magician you are or a wizard you are blaine you said a dwarf guys i’m getting attacked there’s a lot of baddies there’s a lot of bad boys oh there’s a lot of bad boys don’t ever say bad boy again

There’s a died from the bad boys oh is there a bad boy i don’t kill you oh there are so many bad guys down here bad boys everywhere he’s a bad guy bad boy’s for life we don’t look at the enderman right uh shoot him shoot him no

No oh god oh god mistake mistake mistake blind push you down in our room and i just heard an explosion what’s going on lane pushed me down now i’m about to die somehow she gets knocked down she gets up again blaine’s never gonna keep her down

My god there’s um many spiders i was trying to be strategic and uh fight from above and blaine just came in and uh like a wrecking ball he came in like a wrecking blade okay so you guys have probably used your magic a little bit by now at this point right

Yeah a little bit so if you want to come back up i have an enchanting table in our little room that you now can uh learn some new spells when i click on when i right click use your wand and right click oh here we go okay learning’s for nerds

On the left it’s learn spells and so you can spend it to buy new spells okay then we’ve got check spell progress yeah and then you can also check your how how well your uh spells are doing like i’m at a level two magic missile

Um the more that i cast it the more it’s gonna like level up i have a bunch of beginner spells i could get for 29 sp which is what i have [ __ ] so you get like pull or you get like recall which is a teleportation um and so yeah

They get more expensive the further down the line there’s also flare you can buy that for 20. there’s aqualung that lets you breathe underwater wow love that song jethro tall right yeah make some more references that the use will get damn oh and then if you uh if you get all of the

Beginner spells you can uh get to a level student and you get more mana wow i don’t like the insulting noise it makes whenever it can’t cast any more missiles okay there you go so you have the other one so what’s what’s that spell dude oh jesus come to me

Stop why would you want to pull an enemy pull me pull me again see what happens gus and blaine what are you guys doing i’m learning don’t i have 41 sp i’m in the minds of moria they call it a mine i learned recall what is wrong with yours

Oh oh that’s actually a pretty good one if you guys get recall it um when you use it it uh gives you options for places to come back to and so you can um go home oh but then you can also just die like i do yeah but then when you die it

Actually has an option to go back to your last death spot oh there we go night it’s getting nice yeah don’t go chasing waterfalls oh god damn it another day reference oh i’m trying to find night time so now there should be uh some no-nos uh spawning where’s that entrance

That john found where was it i don’t know it was like right around here right barbara doesn’t matter now over world’s night bad guys are gonna start spawning do you see that it’s minecraft i want to go in the mine behind you this is a creeper barbara oh you got him

I’m having such a good time alone what’s your uh that’s quite a battle cry you got there barb that’s gonna be my battle cry in every d game from now on man these these wands really don’t do a whole lot of uh damage i know take forever i don’t know how to

Use my sword do i need to get gold i’m seeing a lot of gold flakes is that important gold flakes what was that did did gus learn flair i heard firecrackers no i did not who did that wasn’t me wasn’t me it wasn’t me i i can’t i’m not convinced by gus’s

Voice right now it sounds like it wasn’t even i swear hey no what the [ __ ] dude did you [ __ ] me sp when i hit you does it yeah ow god damn it where’s all my duel me i’m on the mountain i was already weak i’ve been fighting [Laughter]

No guys don’t you know we should never split the party give me your best uh uh uh what’s his name voldemort impression draco oh draco yes is he the godfather i like when he just like he hugs draco that’s the best part of any of the movies

It’s the most awkward thing that ever happened in the though that movie series did your dad not hug you a lot when you were kid blind uh no just the way he does it and he stares at harry while he’s doing it he’s like draco get that let’s get that guy

Oh my god i’m exploring so many caves right now [ __ ] nice piece of [ __ ] i’m in the mines gus and i are kind of a double partying i like this tag teaming that spider i found the above worlds ah it’s a skeleton riding the spider magic him

I’m just trying to kill him i’m out of mana he’s somebody we need to go to sleep isn’t going to end well i need more mana no i wasn’t eating oh i wasn’t eating got him or got his the him the spider’s still gotta alive with the zombie now oh jesus cripes

There we go let’s get the enderman we need better mana regeneration oh oh just let me leave my pork chops bros come on no no no no no no no no no no get him get him he’s moving oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i’m hitting no emmanuel oh you went

I was going to die if i didn’t kill him with my sword there we go all right can i just bye oh not enough mana wait oh [ __ ] for my mana oh it worked i’m home oh my god oh [ __ ] it actually sends me up top of the home why did i do

That john you son of a [ __ ] what you abandoned me out here i’m getting [ __ ] destroyed i wish i could come help you guys but every time i try to enter the cave i get immediately destroyed we’re not in the cave we’re on the overworld yeah i don’t know

Yeah i’ve explored the cave pretty thoroughly uh i don’t know how to learn spells i just click in things and world time watch out oh that’s playing whoops i just saw green i thought it was a creeper oh watch out barbra oh that’s a good shot barbara i saved you

I found a new cave blaine wait for us okay hey come go to sleep one more time all right level three magic missile [ __ ] damn oh you could like level up yeah if you if you go to the enchanting table you can um the second thing is like check your

Spells and you can see what level they’re at i’m gonna i’m gonna jump in lava to kill myself so i can return to you guys all right here we go okay since everybody has learned the basics at this point i’m gonna go ahead and be a good little

Uh uh wizard daddy i don’t know there’s a [ __ ] enderman on top of us okay here i’m gonna give everybody let’s go ahead i’m gonna give you all enough to buy the uh first level spells oh god enter indoor guy not enough man or not a man come on come on come on

Oh do you die oh god he’s back i hear him nope i hear him you suck you can’t get me come by your spells blaine i gotta kill into enderman all right or is he is he invulnerable uh no he’s not invulnerable but i have an idea now

Um come get all your first level spell so you become a student and then when you do that we’re gonna duel and are all these ones we could see first levels i think they are yeah i just cause i think it’ll show you new ones once you’re able to uh you’ve gotten all

The first level spells it makes it’s everyone’s everyone’s just learning all these spells and becoming neo in the matrix okay so now yep i became a student there you go barbara’s a student i can’t wait to be in debt oh i don’t have enough uh

Too real i don’t have enough uh sp i guess what i’m missing i blinded you with science oh now this is making me nauseous john i don’t have enough money there you go blaine and guts are students all right all the students outside oh of you wait can you see me no he

Disappeared yeah it’s disappeared ah oh gus disappeared too i’ve reappeared i’ve timed this poorly oh yeah fireball’s pretty wicked oh i’m almost dead is this it i think i think so what happens when you give children too much power is they ah no guys push oh oh god i am now sick oh

What did you do now i’m on fire but i think that that was because i stepped into a torch this is this is great i love this should we uh should we take our new powers elsewhere and uh what you doing barb nothing i’m just testing things from a safe

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We should just do 1v1 duels and see what happens let’s go down to this grass patch down here oh it’s night time there’s gonna be like combatants oh that’s bad um good thing we’re super magic student spell casters so powerful i wonder if i can that’s reflect i wonder if

That does anything did you shake your head no with me that works oh no complaint all right heal up [ __ ] hell i can’t heal up blaine pushed me off a cliff that’s what happens when you’re friends with blaine sorry god damn it [ __ ] where are you no that was not

Intentional but that was pretty funny okay come here we’re gonna we’re gonna we’re gonna duel now okay now yeah now we’re gonna do actual 1v1 no one no one intervenes um first one to die loses all right blaine yes what’s your magic name oh uh uh it’s a it’s a it’s just uh

But with as many h’s as are allowed uh the what the uh oh you [ __ ] i wasn’t even looking at you i know i’m trying i’m trying to save you no that wasn’t yo that was [ __ ] in him okay uh and gus what’s your magical name the great sarola the great sarola

I like that get the save sir the great serola from this enderman who is who is bum rushing him get away you son of a [ __ ] god damn can we get him oh my god okay well gus now has all of his health back uh blaine get all your health back

I think i got to have blaine axe surprise like when he hurts someone like oh my god oh my god i killed a guy it’s time to do do you want do you want to know my magic name i will it’s your turn to duel okay [Laughter]

Our job is to try to get all these combatants we should just go sleep uh here everyone use recall and go home real quick all right and everyone just sleep here we go i don’t remember what is the icon for recall look like i don’t remember it’s a hand oh

There we go and i’ve respawned in a place with zombos all right uh there are monsters nearby we’ll get rid of those all right everyone sleep it’s very i don’t understand a lot of these things and there’s an arrow in my arm gus is on fire i’m on fire okay

Head back to the field oh there’s recall okay uh gus you um pick a head over to the trees blaine you’ll start over right there against the stones blaine’s gotten so much damage against him he’s lost his helmet oh no and his pants i think and his pants oh no he’s just

He’s just a wizard running around with a shirt on that’s it yeah that’s opposite blaine all right yeah i think i’ll be here all week there it is sarola the great versus choose your spells okay begin begin the magical duel in three two one magic oh where’d he go ah that is invisible

Sarola the great is uh now invisible now none of us can see what’s going on and and blaine is now in uh other is a visible and there are magical spells erupting around him so the great is visible there’s fire being thrown back and forth oh gus is poisoned so the greatest

Poison and trying to be a fire mage there’s fireballs and blasts being thrown right and left it’s a close one they’re throwing poison right and left sarola is landing some some hearty spells don’t have [ __ ] mana the field is exploding in sparks and magic wow how they haven’t killed each other yet i

Said i still absolutely the fight has found its way to barbara and barbara is very close guys i am still at full health he did nothing to me sarola the great wins i didn’t have pants i didn’t have pants barbara what is your magic name my name is arie

I think barbara had a stroke oh there it is all right my name is um Uh my name is uh ash the red and i’m a magical trainer and i’m going to be the very best like no one ever was wow all right i’m eating at my pork chops to get my health up where’s your health at it’s full okay and

I’m at full health i’ve got my wand at the ready you ready let’s do it do it all right we’re in three two one fight they’re closing the field barbara has gone invisible did i get you with the frog looks like uh john may have hit her with frost no no

Oh john has gone invisible as well now nothing is happening we can’t see anything wherever she is barbara’s visible spells exploding around her barbara has the high ground it’s useless john john has the high voice oh oh boy i shot your helmet off oh no barbara has

Arrows in her that’s weird in a magic uh duel but okay just got a head shot off poison keeping distance barbara trying to close ah barbara again with the hype oh direct fireball hit on barbara magic missile um one arrow oh god i’m opening up to all types of

Things that i don’t need to do barbara threw a bunch of fire but he got hit with eyes invisible john’s invisible uh bubble oh she got hit with water you oh john gets hit with something oh he’s ready to finish her off uh i don’t have a mana for that spell

Barbara just kind of standing there oh she went invisible too hopefully she’s not standing in the exact same spot how are you hitting me when i’m invisible you’re visible now dude oh i am yeah you’re back i shouldn’t be oh well you must have ran out of mana oh

Oh another hit on barbara another hit two in a row and another one how are you not dead yet i’m close to it barbara giving away her secret she’s dead backing up creating that space oh she just and now she’s running away i need to switch spots so i can keep my

Eye on the action they’re moving off of the grid they’re going into running what are you doing over there nothing are you trying to heal up you gotta clear out some of these no damn it you gotta clear out this forestry what are you doing why are there missiles being dropped i’m trying

To kill claire at the forest so i can see oh jonathan there it is frost ultimately i was at i was at one and a half hearts barb one like i was i was ready to die um we should do the final uh battle i guess should be me and versus who died

Blind so yeah john b yes all right all right ladies and gentlemen i’m see if there’s anything else i could be using that’s better welcome to the final round in this corner we have something sarola the roll of the great we’re finishing up the pregame light show it’s a beautiful festive display of

Color wow specifically green all right i’m ready i’m ready all right all healed up wait for the pre-game flare on our marks get set go magic by casting fire oh no we have two predators on the field not child the other kind ash the red still remains invisible oh

And there he is he has appeared ash has appeared behind gustavo oh he’s launched fire at the fire mage how will he he’s squirting folks he’s squirting i’ve missed you god damn it pure excitement there’s a big approach i am almost dead i have one heart because of that creeper

That creeper took me down like to one heart congratulations to gus the true winner yo you’re the squad team force john did much more damage to me than blaine did i think that creeper did more damage to john than any of us to each other uh-oh

I shall have my revenge but there’s a fireworks show in my honor electro pink clothes there he goes got him that’s actually cool how do you do that what the flares yeah it’s the the purple like ow ow bravo ladies and gentlemen all right uh

That was stupid and fun i’m glad we uh we’ve we’ve got this mod now um if uh i kind of like this i kind of want to come back and do this again but uh like uh set some uh kind of poison poison set some um

Some feats for you guys to accomplish as magicians how’s that sound you want us to show feet trophy i like i like i like this one a lot okay i tried to help you with some water all right thanks for joining us and be sure to check out tails from the sneaky

Dragon available now on all podcast platforms we’re playing d d gus is our dm we’re joined by uh uh chris in the show and we’re starting a brand new campaign now so hope you guys check it out and enjoy it thanks for joining us in minecraft bye i’m on fire and something about

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