Minecraft Quick Build Challenge Classic: Moments of Crisis!

My name is rage and what we’re all things Abbas Oh dove minecraft quick bill challenge gloves irk and I am excited a serious kind of excitement the kind of excitement that starts in your toes bubbles up through your legs entering your kneecaps with the force of a thousand African swallows surges up

Your thighs takes control of your hip and then punches you in the stomach rages past your lungs and encloses around your brain and tickles it it tickles it into submission until you can’t think of anything else but these hands ripping you from that wow wow I

Really go into what was I saying well uh hello it was gonna be a cool exciting metaphor but no brains are ripping at your hands swap swap that I’m just gonna start the quick I’m just gonna start a quick build I I would apologize but at

This point I think if you’ve stuck with me till now that’s not even the worst thing I’ve ever said in intro so just welcome my name is rage and welcome to crazy town the winner of last week on the Viking topic was very very very very close they my opponent

Also got 1,200 votes in then just just so close but I just managed to win the vote free the longhouse over there very nearly beat me it was within like 15 votes of each other it was very very close I’m excited for today because the topic shoot the board the topic for

Today is crisis moments now they originally came up with the topic disaster after they finish discussing I was like let’s call it moments of crisis because that sounds cooler so I ended up doing why is kills joyed to Gabe and I’m sorry but that’s it they’re all banned they’re they are right I

Don’t care I do have a good chance to be evil boom signs signs everywhere I love this twist everything you make must have a sign explaining what it is like literally everything every piece so basically everything you build needs a sign identifying what it is down to the littlest thing alright cool

I’m just gonna start I think I’ve reached my limit and I’m gonna snap any time that happened it happened let’s get it cuz I’m just gonna start the quick build now 3 2 1 go 12 minutes on the clock yes indeed I have my bonus day LJ

Pines Oh 9 Alec Dent and Sir Phyllis now Alec Dent over there is supposedly the best builder in the entirety of sunfury and I am going to be very excited when I wipe the floor with him use his body as literally a mop and wipe the floor it’s

Going to be bloody awesome emphasis on bloody I’m in one of those moves today I think actually I mean definitely in one of those moods so what I’m going to do less gentleman is I’m going to build the story that I’m going to tell today because as soon as they said disaster I

Was like I’ve had a disaster literally happened to me today I’m gonna call it moments of crisis and there is on yes in indeed so basically earlier today I thought it would be a great idea to cook myself some dinner which you may think that’s just normal

It really is that that was a great idea for you are you are you ok so those of you know I live by myself I have moved out for uni been here for 3 years now and you think in that time I’d have been able to you know do basic tasks so I

Found out today wouldn’t basic tasks that I actually can’t do and it’s a little bit on the embarrassing side I’m not going to lie but also it’s actually hilarious and probably one of my most Awkward stories that has ever happened so basically perfectly now is planning on having some burgers now normally yeah

The other story is about burgers what of it so normally what I do is cook them in the oven because I prefer them that way I think they’re better you know yada-yada preferences who cares about that but the thing is I couldn’t put them in the oven because I’d run out of

The thing that goes on the tray the the boylee the foil II you know you know I’m saying I don’t know knows no one knows what that’s called it’s a lie it’s a lie so these are supposed to be the rings on the burner cuz you see you see I’m building the

Story as I’m telling it how impressed are you right now at my quick build prowess you just should be blown away absolutely blown away good I’m glad you’re all blown away cuz you’re all my fresh you’re all my friends God that was nice of me cuz you’re all my friends

Guys you should all be blown away no I don’t know what I’m talking about anymore but it’s cool it’s cool it’s cool so because I couldn’t use the oven I decided the only solution is to fry them in a pan now ashamedly to admit I’d never actually fried anything in a pan

Before so now begins the story so I said put some oil in the pan and he just you know I don’t even care the things that I’m admitting to you right now make it look like I can’t function as a human being because honestly I wouldn’t disagree with you so

I’m like okay I can follow these basic instructions and do this no problem at all no problem at all this is going to be fine I’m going to definitely be capable doing this it’s going to come off brilliantly awesome I am MasterChef so put some oil in the pan start hitting

It up that’s all good now the first mistake I made is I read how much oil to put in the pan wrong so there is a lot more than there is supposed to be which is awkward so I hear all that up that’s all you know it’s alright I’m gonna have

To make it an uneven pan handle that is very very very Jesus very Jesus that is very very Jesus so I’m gonna put some water in to represent the oil there we go this is the oil so I hate it out that’s all good and then I’ll whack the

Burgers in now what I fail to realize is putting frozen burgers in boiling oil is a recipe for extreme reaction so here I’m gonna represent the burgers with these two these two bits of what looks like something else doesn’t it let’s represent the Perkis I’m gonna represent

Them in their frozen state as yellow they weren’t actually yellow coz that’s a bit wrong but still they were yellow enough that you know you get the idea and then I’m gonna represent to the Varden I can’t cuz I made this out of coal because I’m where’s my

Obsidian I’m gonna have to replace it with a Presidium a real quick and there was eight minutes remaining I’m gonna build this I’m gonna build this it’s gonna be absolutely Bank a stick so the burgers I put them in the pan and not realizing that this is going

To cause all hell to break loose the second they touch the pan I don’t know what happened but fire fire everywhere this like the contact point aggghhhhh out of flames just like maybe two foot high erupt out the pan in front of me I practically hit the deck I’m not even joking

I practically hit the deck and it’s just ridiculous I get having this happen fortunately nothing got burnt and the flames did touch a few things but nothing set on fire and it eventually died down it was okay I was like oh my god that just happened I must have done

Something wrong what is wrong with me oh my god I’m gonna put the other one in now yeah yeah that was my reaction to do it again with the second burger because I’m a freaking genius so both yo and the second burger it did it again washed out of flames but I was

Prepared this time so it was okay nothing majorly went wrong so I’m there cooking burgers everything’s good and then I realize hang on there’s a lot of smoke in my room it’s a gang free damn smoker oh the extractor that’s something that you need when you use the cob so I

Tried to sell my extractor on to realize oh my extract has broken whoops so now I’m there with smoke filling my room of burning burger because I must have done the wrong heat or something something like that and it’s like a dense fog of just burn ash everywhere these are gonna

Be the dials for the various thing there we go awesome awesome good good I’m gonna put them there cuz apparently there’s five dials on the side of it kill so now I’m gonna do the fiery stuff so I’m gonna get I’m gonna get yellow fact no fire Oh

Orange and yellow stained glass would be great for fire as well as red as well so yes so the second fire has gone in everything’s cool I realize the extractors is not gonna work and the fog is everywhere so turn the extractor on and I kind of spoil it accidentally

There but it’s fine and to my dismay the extract is broken it just doesn’t turn on so I’m now sat in this room like a swamp filled with thick like smoke of burning burger just everywhere and I’m like what do I do so I’m like oh I opened my window and

I normally I hate opening my window cuz I’m terrified spiders might come in do a story for another day don’t worry about that so there’s the fire licking off the Daath of Burger reaching all the way to the extractor which is going to be placed above here

I’m going to use light gray wool for it there we go so yeah I open my window even though I’m terrified now because my window is open and I’m like this is not doing anything this is not doing anything for me so I decide I know I’ll

Do I’ll open the door to the corridor I live in a shared house there’s six people living here in six separate things things flats flats is the word rage I’m really good now the thing is what I did not realize like you may have already realized my mistake at this

Point we can use white stained glass for the bit over here now my mistake was that hang on if the smokes not going anywhere and I’m thinking it’d be a great idea for it to flood into the corridor hang on a minute and then it happened the fire alarm set off legit

The fire alarm set off so not only have I set my kitchen on fire twice I’ve now set the fire alarm off for everyone else now a few things happen the split second the fire alarm goes off number one I suddenly hear a load of noise from upstairs

The people in the various rooms are now flying down the stairs to make sure there’s not actually a real fire somewhere to see what they can do to help and I’m like my doors open it’s gonna be obvious so I fly off my computer run to the door as quick as I

Can remove the thing propping it open and lock it and I’m like oh off the hook so they get downstairs and then after talking to a few people they realize I’m not in the corridor summaries and that’s weird isn’t he concerned about the fire so they start knocking on my door to the

Rest of my housemates at which point I’m like hmm how do I get out of this because let me be honest with you I wanted to try and pretend that I couldn’t hear the alarm going off now that would be okay if it wasn’t for the

Fact that the alarm in my house is the loudest most annoying most just ridiculous alarm you have ever seen it is obnoxiously loud if you can’t actually hear it then you must be five streets away it is ridiculous like there is no way on earth anyone in my

House couldn’t off hear it so I couldn’t play dumb even though that’s what I kind of tried to do so after them a while of knocking I’m like okay I can’t just ignore this they need to check if there’s not someone with a fire they’re not ghosts they’re not just gonna go

Away okay so what I’m gonna do it this is the alarm by the way if you get me kill kill so what I’m gonna do is go to the door and put my head out I can open the door that much because if I open the door

That much they would be able to see the fact that I have the fact that I have been the one that’s caused this – for smoke everywhere in my room it’s very would be very very obvious and I don’t want to get in trouble for this so

Basically what I decided to do is poke my head out real quick as little as I can and say Louis what’s going on everyone what’s going on and they’re staring at me like I’ve just been frozen for three thousand years and suddenly decided I don’t know where I am and I’m

There thinking hang on it’s pretty obvious now that I think of it they’re gonna kind of realize I dunno what’s going on so just as I’m about to say the next word as if to punctuate how my decision was a massive gout of smoke goes past my head into the

Corridor from my room so I want you to imagine I’ve leaned my head out to try and play it down that it’s not actually me that’s caused any of this when suddenly a massive amount of smoke paused past my head as I’m nonchalantly saying what was going on guys what’s

Going on what’s the problem which didn’t help my case as you may have may have you know maybe realizing from the retardedness of this thing and then they look at me I look at them we both know what’s going on and then suddenly I decided to change tact and I’m going

With it might have been me guys and the like oh sure it was you it might not be who smells like burnt food and I’m like it was it’s me yeah it’s me I was cut Frank burgers and it went a little bit a little bit wrong

I’m sorry my bad and they all looked at me like I just walked into their various places and slapped them they just sort of shook their heads went oh oh all right and went back upstairs and I’ve been sat here the rest of the night just feeling royally embarrassed well not

Really I don’t get embarrassed you the cares about being embarrassed certainly not me but still oh how did I even get into that situation I just don’t even know like I set my kitchen on fire twice fill my room with like nearly poisonous burnt burger smoke yourself

The fire alarm try and pretend it wasn’t me a smoke is pouring past my head while I’m trying to say it wasn’t me have to sheepishly admit to it so they know that I try to lie and then the look of disgust as they walk back up the stairs

That was my evening today and there’s like a minute remaining so look I’ve built it it’s awesome built the recreation of what it was that happened so there you go extract er so that’s the story for today’s quick build I can’t believe it took me that long to tell I

Hope you enjoyed it because I just at least someone needs to get some misery out of what I was doing they’re like they really really do and then over here what I’m going to quickly do at the end is do a mini representation of what they

Were doing so look I’m going to do that pretend that’s the door leading out there we go like that boom boom boom boom boom boom boom ask my door so we got a mini scale and a giant scale these are all of the milling around in the

Corridor tryna work out what’s going on and then I am going to be represented by this Steve by this Steve sheepishly leaning my head out the door being like um oh what’s going on actually not there there there yeah yeah oh no no yeah oh no I got this

Sheepishly leaning my head out the door trying to work out how I could have made this bear so there you go five four three two one stop so everything better be signed up otherwise you’re going to lose votes per unsigned thing anything I’ve got is

Signed up I think that’s okay oh no the door area or does that need a sign leave you guys to decide if that needs a sign wink so yeah so that’s my build representing my moment of crisis today I’d have to say very relevant to the topic not gonna lie

Kind of need props for that managed to tell that tale while building it multitasking genius really can’t compare to this just gonna say no but seriously I realized I realize it’s not the most technically good build in the world but I could not resist that story was first

Phenomenal and I had to do it I had to do it alright guys so that’s vote one you know what’s happened there you know it next extensiveness sialic gets a it’s just it’s just funny over here i guess we have a say signed up good abiding by the twist i’m going

To assume this is a avalanche scenario this village here has been poured with snow everything is labeled up there is various houses Oh day after tomorrow I get it yes I think you know that is a moment of crisis definitely everything’s frozen over the houses are just welded

Shut with ice and just good awesome day after tomorrow vote to over and vote free bloody hell Alec okay I see they went under estimating when they said that you knew what you’re doing what a wisp sand well yeah he’s definitely taken the twist definitely dirt being ripped apart so

It’s like a sort of beam thing the spy Isis Isis are not being think obviously it’s tornado a cyclone in the sea ripping everything up see I want to be honest I could totally have done something like that and probably made it as good but I’m a sucker for

Embarrassing myself publicly globally in front of thousands of people with a hilarious story so there you go there’s vote free I have to say I am impressed that he did that in 12 minutes I really really AM that his quali he’s a quality quick builder and then over in vote for

We have pillar wall pillar over there fell over building being exploded rubble fire I put the tell of design twist there’s so much funny fire again so this what I imagine is a alien spaceship that blown through the roof this may be Independence Day is that what it’s

Called the thing with the for that some awesome UFO so it’s an alien UFO has arrived than a beam cannon of love and stuff into the building its explode the building apart there’s rubble fire everywhere you have thought that definitely is a moment of crisis as well

I do like it everyone has captured one thing that has happened but you know just say generic cyclone personal story that I bared my soul to bring you guys just sitting on and oh just well on the bay in a highway all right guys one of

My funniest quick bills I’ve ever done I think but one vote to vote free and vote for my husband really like if you enjoyed this I will see you all next time a good boy video day dan