Minecraft Skywars!!

Okay so i never play skywars right main reason being i completely suck i literally never won a single game in my life but today that all changed because while playing in a party with hikage you know with jonah ryan this big boy youtuber i managed to clutch my first ever

Skywars win and also win two times in a row by throwing myself into the void hope you enjoy okay so for the first game i got teamed up with sunshine while jonah got teamed up with rule who’s currently live uh i got this guy yeah you got me so i

Drop in and i have no idea what i’m doing i start checking out the scenery and then sunshine tells me awesome you can’t open this chat oh okay and then as i generously give her my armor she decides to poison me so what kind of teammate is this

Guys we’re already off to a great start moral of the story don’t be a simp meanwhile jonah’s running to the middle of the map he has a bit of a problem come here come here we have no i have no blocks oh my god other way come down to this

Go the other team’s not helping the situation by sniping them from across the map go go get what are you doing well rip to jonah but now rule gets a chance to take the loot from all of the middle chests meanwhile on another corner of the map

It’s a complete war zone this xylo joshi guy single-handedly took out the entire side of the map what an absolute beast but now sunshine is finally starting to make a bridge while i decide to become a human lawnmower and collect all the grass because i need blocks i also make it to

The other island but then we get absolutely pelted with arrows by the enemy team i then pull a 69 iq player by building a little dirt hut in order to block all of the arrows that’ll come out oh [ __ ] there’s a guy oh it says that’s my teammate meanwhile we have two other

Teams having a bit of a standoff this guy decides to place down lava and then this guy decides to go swimming in the light what the [ __ ] is he doing bro you go this guy literally has no chill this guy decides to become a musician and then

Finally goes in for the kill and wait wait wait wait wait hold hold on just a minute is he pvping with a shovel crazy boss is going ham with a shovel let’s see how far he get oh and then his poor teammate gets killed as well while this team is still

Shooting at us with arrows and hold on did she just throw a good potion at me talk about character development let’s but anyways she starts pelting them with eggs can she knock either one of them into the void no she can’t but she actually gets knocked into the void

Quite unfortunate i turn around to see my fallen teammate and then realize that there is absolutely nothing i can do and fueled by my grief i turn into an absolute super saiyan on rule oh my god after killing the unsuspecting streamer i realize that i’m extremely low because

I barely have any armor and they’re still shooting at me and then i put up a bit of a wall but i don’t realize another team is currently coming straight for me and splash a potion and they already made it here wait wait whoa whoa whoa whoa

Whoa whoa these two went inside each other for a second yo very naughty stuff anyways i finally see them coming they’re both building up and then i turn around and say [ __ ] this [ __ ] well this guy who killed everyone from earlier decides to join the party i’m getting the hell out of

Here while joshie decides he’s good enough to take on a 2v1 making my way across the bridge hey is actually having a bit of trouble here he’s getting really low will he be able to oh and he’s gone oh i ran away to a safe island to organize

My inventory on some armor so i’m not naked and at this point i realized the power of a speed potion these turn out to be really op and i’m planning to use these against my next unsuspecting victim i splash the potion of speed and i go in for the pvp

And i drop his body and i take all of his stuff i get some sweet diamond armor and i’m planning to kill this next guy while in mid these two teams left are fighting it out this guy gets unlucky and gets shot from way across the map i

Then splash myself with another speed potion and then i recklessly jump in for another pvp encounter and boom another body drop of the speed potions which is exactly what i’m getting more of in this chest also the chests have just been refilled but the center chests have

The best loot which is why this team is trying to get to it but this guy is just not letting them and i’m going there too because i also want a piece these boys here are still fighting it out this guy almost falls into the void i

Splash a bit of speed and i am going in i am coming for blood and these guys have no idea what’s about to hit him i make it over and i eat a golden apple while this guy is still completely oblivious but this is the literal definition of getting stabbed in the

Back goodbye sir and then i start shooting at this guy who’s trying to be a little mole right then i get distracted by this guy shooting at me so i decide to use my inner pearl to teleport straight to him and then i try my best to stab him to

Death i end up knocking him into the void wait a minute or did i let’s take a look at the replay we actually ended up living and i don’t even realize and then i turned my attention to the mole rap boy who finally decided to come up now and i

Don’t hesitate in teleporting straight to him because i want all the smoke i start stabbing him in the back stabbing him in the front stabbing him in the face he then backs off a little bit and then starts throwing eggs at me but that’s not gonna work and now after

Killing him i finally realized the guy i thought i killed before is still alive and moving and this is a problem so i teleport straight to this island so i can get closer to him but as i am coming closer he says nutman then decides to teleport

Back to mid and at this point i’m actually quite annoyed but still determined to kill him so as i was crossing this bridge i say to myself i’m gonna get this last guy i make it to mid and the first thing this guy does is start

Spamming his bow with no mercy i am getting shot over and over again i don’t know what to do i’m forced to cover up i take a little breather and i eat a golden apple to heal i also splash another potion we loop around the tower and we go in for the final

Pvp encounter i get him in a bit of a combo he seems to be in trouble so he just has to bail out with ender pearls and poof is gone he ended up on the other side of the island and while i’m trying to get to him he goes back to the

Cheap tactic of spamming his bow over and over again with my speed potion i quickly strafed to the side to hit him and i’m knocking him off the island and it’s all over i just won my first game of skywars yes holy [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah okay so right after

We queued a second game and this happens i ended up on the same team with jonah himself and he says this is your second win this is your second win sin this is your second one right here and of course i want that too but now let’s do a stat check real

Quick jonah in total has almost 10 000 kills in skywars whereas i have a total of nine this man literally drops bodies like nothing and he even killed the god bridging king himself bedless noob after realizing this i instantly knew what i had to do

You know what i’ll save you the time and resources let’s jump into the void oh my god he actually did okay and after cracking his knuckles jonah’s preparing to take on everyone by himself but luckily thanks to my sacrifices got a full set of armor the enemy team is already starting to

Make their way over but jonah is prepared for them and he’s going straight in for the kill knocks one guy into the void and kills the other guy what the [ __ ] he just took out a team in like two seconds he then makes his way to mid where there’s already a few

People chilling and seems like he also wants to be a part of it no way meanwhile on the other side of the map it has turned into complete chaos again and somehow these two managed to come out on top meanwhile jonas taking his time running around the map collecting chests

Using an anvil to repair his sword And also doing some enchanting oh [ __ ] dude i got bane of arthropods four times on four different diamond swords he turns the corner and what is he looking at he’s looking at a massive sky pain and then he realizes wait is it just oh there’s only a couple more people

It turns out that everyone has basically died except for these two who survived the chaos from earlier remember and jonah is on his way to hunt them down while they’re still just kind of chilling seems like jonah has spotted his target these two literally never left this one eyelet but uh oh

Jonah stares his target down and holy [ __ ] he’s already going in he gets knocked into the void wait what oh no no no no reload it reload the thing jonah pearls in for the pvp gets knocked away and then just barely makes the pearl up on the island god

Damn that was close but jonah goes back to just staring at them he then decides to build a little wall and then sees them coming over so then he starts rotting at them and then his rod goes they then have a standoff for like eternity and then he finally decides

And then he decides to go back around the map checking all the chests and while he’s distracted the enemy team decides to go for a 2v1 ambush and this is the final 2v1 showdown so i’m going to shut up now Oh my god oh my god i think he was flicking 15 cps jitter jesus did you guys hear my did you guys hear my mouse and bang my desk every time when i jitter oh my god wait sin that was your second win because we were on a team so you won too

Oh wait oh my god daddy jonah you give me a bonus