minecraft VR but things go badly

Say man it’s a boy yup man back from Florida just it’s in the craft I need I need to crouch got craft man I got craft Oh Lilly it’s been a I missed you so much what a good boy you are did you sit while I was Petty come here

Did you sit while I was petting you he sits sit good down good don’t you punch him in the forehead he sit sit good glad buddy Billy and I went to smooch your little nose clap yeah buddy if you remember Oh a farm I forgot look it’s growing I was

Trying to get an enchanted where are you enchanted bow but the comments being the absolute mad lads that you guys are told me good try fishing don’t be tellin I’m gonna try fishing today I don’t know how to build a fishing rod but I bet you we

Need this I got string I got everything look how much stuff I got as you know we do still have the rule where no matter what you’re doing you got to do it real style if I want to chop down a tree I got a head hey skeleton Bob look the

Sun’s already going down what the Frick I’ll be back in the morning it’s time to sleep instead I think probably we’re going to sleep instead I think probably oh I’m chopping my bed off if I’m gonna be doing all this fishing we might as well do it in our

Delicious backyard pond which means we need a dock and the trees are just long it’s just a large tree but yeah this is what I was trying to say is that I’m trying not to do anything fake if I can help it only problem is some of these trees can’t rate it

I mean if at all possible we’re but we’re gonna be doing it by hand yeah you see this Billy it’s a power power of the craft I know it’s exciting they told us we’d never go fishing but we proved them wrong didn’t we Billy yes we did

That’s right Billy we must make a dork with which to fish hello everyone say a big hey congratulations to beautifying he got married all I gotta say dude is welcome to the land of being married and trying to do a youtube channel because sometimes you got to not make a video

Cuz you got to do stuff for your wife and that’s just the way it is if you don’t like that I would suggest either a don’t get married or B don’t get a YouTube channel hello cows hello everyone the dog in real life is barking

And the dog in the game is barking it leads to a very confusing Minecraft experience Billy before you even get started where are you listen there is no way to put down blocks more real so this is as close to building a real life

Billy if you push me off of here this is as close as we can get to building in real life this is what it feels like okay I didn’t really think this whole dock thing through it’s pretty much just the wood well let’s take a look at what

We made this is awful I mean is this a good enough dock Billy are you barking at that plant don’t bark at the plants it’s adorable it’s perfect right let’s go make a fishing rod also how do you make a fishing rod teach me to make

Ah fish oh I have the stuff oh boy it’s going down I got bread because I got a farm because I’m smart delicious ooh it’s time to fish let’s go to the fishing platform boy this is nice isn’t it okay how do we how do you oh okay so

You have to push the button to do it there’s no other how you bring it back in how you knowing to have fish on him is it like this this is doing nothing I can pretend whoa I heard that I can get a enchanted bow this way I’m ready

How do you know it’s bubbling I do this I’m doing this is this how phishing works I guess I could have looked at wait what is that look there’s a roof did what is it where did I get fishey bizness cool is it even gonna – oh just a Ross Brad that’s not

What I want I want like real stuff I want like real life I’m not good at this hey there to be a big one my look there he goes but Oh catch it in my mouth if I want your boy that’s a good cast did you

Billy did you see that cast that was a good Pierce it Oh kind of fish did you see that this is my life I sit I fish I eat this is it man this is nice I need a chair don’t you think if you had a good way to make

A chair you tell me I’ll build it I built it so yes yes sir I would like to build a chair look what Bob where’s my listen the comments section said there are enchanted goods in the water Billy um look there goes one yep I’m

Sick of the fish this is how we have to do it we really needed to get down and dirty to do why is it is pulling me what the Freak get it get him yeah buddy oh also I had to charge my oculus quest and now it’s two hours

Later so that’s what happened there ha ha ha we got to Ross damming in for raw Cod Billy don’t die outside I don’t wish for that oh I could see myself what Billy do you want to coop seaman I’m really fitted a cook yo fish girl you like a

Fish you want a fish oh the fish makes him dance look at him go Wow Billy hey that’s a good cat is it good that’s a good cat a good dog sit down good dog has a good cash boy why can’t my real life just be like Minecraft I’m

Literally sitting on a dock next to my house with my dog just straight fishing what else is there hello mr. cow this is my life now I’ll let you know if something exciting happens mission a mission a mission mission a mission a mission for enchanted boat that is sustained oh boy

I better just keep bone fishing a fishing fishing fishing and wishing wishing wishing for enchant the boat the answer is no God I just keep on pitching a hey guys a big one Hey see hold on how do you find what the Freak the count I saw y’all doing something when I wasn’t

Looking don’t don’t frickin play with me cow hey do not point your butt at me it’s a sign of disrespect some people also said something about suppose and I was like cross but I was just hoping this would be like a shortcut a fish-like twice boom enchanted boat okay listen I’m

Fishing and I’m only catching fish what the Freak what it doesn’t work that way hey I could pretend is that does that work for you guys if I just pretend every time like this that looked real right where are you Billy what would you what you’d get what it here he doesn’t

Want it if Billy doesn’t like it then neither do I for score and for fishing times more and then we’re out of here they told me when craft beer wasn’t real I didn’t believe him how could this be fake this is a waste of my life got you

Idiot let’s play jump rope Billy okay jump jump Billy you suck at this game Wow card didn’t see that coming here it comes yeah buddy I don’t know what I’m supposed to do with these puffer fish but I sure did gosh dang catch em gotta

Catch em huh Road you guys see that new cod game be at least one of these you know in VR it’s tough to hit only what you’re aiming at with the sword just go like this and you hit your dog you hit an ender man you hit everything but the

Ax only hits one target at a time so in those risky situations I will be using nothing yes I think I will this land is my land Wow look we got we gruesome wheat it’s not all quite ready yet but it’s some of it is in there okay neat

Hello where did I start my little miner this looks left get a complete you greenie basic crap oh it cribs baby you don’t catch on fire he does he does catch a fire I don’t have a shield but I do have a torch you

Idiot try me or up yeah Oh Oh do you hear that adventure calls boys into the night into the darkness with the sword lay down lay yourself down who else dares Oh creeper ah man I tried I thought I hit him you know they know

That Oh clip he’s gonna blow way back in the main ok yeah that officially made zero sense ah what a spider come from dude what the heck okay we got to get back there and quick fellas let’s go Billy I died come on no time to explain oh my

Gosh this is a suicide mission but we’re gonna do it we’re gonna make it happen stay back don’t kill my dog that’s a spider that did it look just go just freaking go please tell me one of these okay we got a stone axe I’m gonna circle

Around over here we’re gonna be just fine look this is the village right here right yeah piss off you miss that’s why you missed cuz you suck hey leave Billy alone Billy get him good dog Billy look out for the creeper Billy I’m not letting it happen this way okay Billy

Stay back the skeletons trying to flank Billy you handle the skeleton I’ll take this idiot chop his freaking head off Billy huh look the skeletons on the run bro get a million F em up Timmy you thought Billy what are you what are you sitting – no don’t sit go

Get him I appreciate how obedient you are but this is no time for sittin it’s no time for comfort hi Billy how’s you how are your health how’s your H your health your health points you’re looking good your tails nice and vibrant let’s go out and kill more people okay looks good Oh

Who is that zombie villager that ain’t right stay back I used to know you good job Billy you flanked them as a good dog creeper oh man got him dude it feels so good all right look out look at this guy for real like I’m gonna fall for that stay on

Your side mm okay oh that was very laggy what the Freak get him Billy Oh Billy no get away from the creeper okay Billy’s handling the child I’m fine with that all right here we go we got a fine diamond we’ll go right here this is where I’m going yeah Oh

Look who I found my pal hi Ron what’s good Ron hello anybody creeped the crawlin anybody trying to catch me slipping up hello Oh what’s up dude hold on man whoa I wouldn’t do it bro I’m pretty advanced combat professional stay back ready okay I looked really cool but it

Caused me to get blowed up a little bit nope now I’m eating some bread I’m selling Bibles is anybody interested hello boy he’s interested this guy’s interested was to buy a Bible with your head just ghosts in theirs ask Ellie hey don’t even don’t play with me little boy

You hear yeah turn around walk away oh oh we’re gonna have to go around don’t sneak up behind me I’ll scream believe that okay I’m gonna I’m not gonna fall that would be dumb ooh obsidian right there dude that’s the way I’m not gonna fall because I’m just not

The kind of guy that falls like that’s just not my role hey bud oh I’m gonna fall all right what do I even pay you for Billy where are you this way let’s way easier yeah this is the way to go not the song I would have played right now

But I do like do I have an arrow can you believe this ooh this is where we want to be right here I’m about to dig all this nonsense out I’m telling you I got a good feeling I think we’re about to find some some dead leaves Diddley diamonds Oh what did

I freaking tell you what did I tell you you when I when I tell you stuff just listen to me we got diamonds a three of them to be exact which as you know is enough to make a diamond pickaxe I really excited okay let’s see how long this takes

Please don’t break Oh whew there’s more than three human turbines now I just got to get the Diddley dang out of here without getting shrekt I’m feeling good boys I just walk right into that and die immediately we have a bow we have diamond we just need to get some

Obsidian and we’re and we’re golden and we saw some obsidian we really did this guy is so excited what do you thinks gonna happen by hey push him up creeper push them off yes good dog push that one off before he pushes you off creeper look out don’t push it dude look

I don’t often break the rules but you heard a good friend of mine so now I will be breaking the rules and hitting you from afar how many of these stones you think you can clear but just do this get it whoo I got one what the Freak I have literally never

Heard that before hey I really could have used your help okay no it’s fine no come back I’m sorry I didn’t he’s in a mood he’s in a mood he gets like this it’s okay one of these yeah put these away before I gosh dang lose them cuz

You know I’m going to what was that noise what is that sound I’m closing the door Billy are you farting whoa whoa whoa who the Freak yo who is this buddy you can’t really just be walking up on people like that’s a bad neighborhood let’s cook this a way

To die it’s a good way to die what uh what’s your story bud who are you I don’t know who this guy is but I feel like I don’t want to lose him so I hate to say this but you might be mine now yeah this is the song that

Plays when you enslave someone mm-hmm yep y’all just ain’t no it’s okay stay right there this is the song that plays when you commit kidnapping yeah yep yep this is the song for that I know it’s not fair you’re right okay well I hate to say this but you guys belong to me

Now so if you need anything you just let me know see what you guys are up to here in your nice little cave where you can never leave your fill up aren’t you you’re Phillip and Phillips goat llama thing okay Oh what no hey Phillip wait

You’re not dead are you oh hey Billy no don’t kill them Billy Billy don’t do that Billy Billy you should have made Billy mad and I did not think this through did I Phillip this better not be a trick I’m coming in Phillip where are you hello is that

Philips ghost oh gosh don’t freaking do that Billy all right I don’t know what’s the deal with this ghost situation but I can tell you that we need to take our butt back down to that mine where are you we’re going back to the mine we’re getting

The Obsidian right it was down here right that’s gonna be I don’t have any idea for me dog okay I see one spider I see literally five creepers and but there’s the obsidian I mean I feel like I have no choice we got to go for it I

Just got to do it it has to happen sorry oh no okay no it’s it’s fine we’re gonna go back we’re gonna get it it’s gonna be it’s gonna be fine okay good dog see that’s why I made you sit because of time just like these okay oh my gosh

Look there’s the stuff do we see the diamond pickaxe there’s a skeleton don’t see me but don’t see he sees me I feel like he sees me oh my gosh don’t stop shooting dude stop shooting me I’m getting the stuff here I go okay it didn’t oh my gosh okay

I’m about to break your ankle I don’t have time for this bye see you later he’s after me I’m gonna have to tactically punch you off this cliff bye see you later how much health do I have not very much okay if we could just get less skeletons

Shooting I might be able to do this is my stuff still there it is still here okay where’s my next jump oh my gosh whoa hey guys thanks for being here for this episode of Minecraft I have to go cry a lot listen I got three diamonds

Right here in this in this chest next time we will make a diamond pickaxe I won’t die and then we’ll get the obsidian and we’ll get the bow and then I pretty much think you beat the game after that anyways you guys are the best

I’ll see in the next video thank you to my patreon people I’m sorry I wasn’t even looking at you I’ll see you the next video keep your chin up work hard and as always have a by fun I almost just fell down