momsthehost – Streamer Got That Minecraft Cake

Your first channel he used to have this channel point guys and he would do this thing was called a chair tilt and it was only like the spin baby and the spin i’m sorry the spin in the chair and he would just lean back like he said there and spit and that’s

It that was it In one day once oh my goodness okay dude my subscriber’s been getting better it’s been getting better but i [ __ ] slipped up last night and i i went about eight again oh my gosh it the way you said i went to bed at eight again is the same energy as

I went back to my ex it was so it’s the same painful dude uh-huh look at this sound of okay i was about to say is this man texting right now is this mom who’s in the dms right now oh super dark you’re the only one in my dms baby don’t

Worry that’s not true that is we both know that nate’s there we both know nbox is somewhat cursor we got a lot of you got a lot of people in the dms nowadays and that’s that’s not even a cap um i wish i had end books in my dm’s i

Didn’t i’ll be a lucky man i just want him to do my taxes all over my face it’s crazy and then i see this guy who’s just like hey if you ever need someone to play cs i’m down to play and i was like who was this dude that

Was mine you were so aggressive you were you were pinning him against the wall verbally as if he’s the last girl at the club like you know when you’re doing a plank and like a minute playing feels like an hour you’re asking the wrong person for exercise advice but yeah yeah

I did a lot of jokes that just fell flat like i did this one long bit about this guy who did like toy reviews on youtube it’s like this eight-year-old kid who’s worth like 30 million dollars oh yeah yeah just as toy reviews ryan’s toy reviews

And like i made all three promos no free clout please we’re gonna edit that out asset we’re gonna edit that out yo can we get a shout out for ryan’s toy reviews [Laughter] oh i see i see how are you what’s that oh we we’re doing the whole like couple

Bit where it’s like we talk oh my gosh it’s every time i’m on discord with david and he’s like oh it’s like 5 a.m no you hang out and he doesn’t even say it at the pace of you he goes no you hang up i have to check my tabs

I’m like oh my gosh do i have a video what’s going on what’s this what is this playing a character on stream is like being a one game streamer you can’t switch you can’t change yep like if i want to talk about like how many times you’ve measured your own

Like once last time yourself like i’m going to do that thank you from [ __ ] character everybody’s measured everyone peace in the shower like it’s just it’s it’s a thing i mean i have i just never with a ruler but we don’t gotta get into that we

Don’t gotta get with that all right i use your phone google right big your phone is yeah it’s crazy i i i had a ipod mini and i was like this is too big i need to get it where’s uh where’s the [ __ ] arms got an ipod shuffle like [Laughter]

Hey no you know what i can’t just climb up all right michael is like the grinch all right when the time is right it’ll grow three times in size all right when the time is you mentioned the last girl junior prom you kidnapped her which by the way would not fly in 2020.

That is that is done all right that is i had i had my friends who because we’re on the same run group i had my friends go in and like brown bag over the head over the shoulder how is this any better this this this is not giving me anything that helps

You know it was [ __ ] brown back here i had one teacher in high school the the student this high school my dude’s a a junior in high school the hook to the presentation he gets in front of the class he reaches into a bag and he just tosses in the

Air and condoms just fall on all of us and he goes rubbers he stopped the presentation from there five minutes five seconds into it and goes get out you got his attention get out of class and i was just like what the [ __ ] no you gotta indulge that exactly it’s creative

It glow-in-the-dark condoms you gotta like you know how you charge up stuff like you gotta like sit there with the flashlight like charging it up like you gotta charge up the glow in the dark condom and then you go bang and it’s like a glowing rod

I’m gonna skip a section by asking this one question but have you used it live yeah oh my god you freaky she’s hey babe babe wait one moment i took a picture i have a picture floating around somewhere of a glow-in-the-dark condom i showed my best friend dude i showed

Him i was like i was like look at this i didn’t tell him what it was i just showed him the chat is yours you do whatever you want but the question i want you to think upon once i come back is you got to give me one college story one crazy college

Story you gotta give us one guy bye moms hi i hate you i hate me too it’s okay let me set you wait for real you down check if you got a twitch prime gaming to support the homie moms um you know we gotta we gotta hook them up dude you

Know mom’s put these together for a lot of amazing people and he does some really amazing content so if any way you can support consider it it’s my stream now boys oh hell no welcome back what was the uh what was the most recent uh whether a relationship or hookup he’s okay

David we’ll just leave it at the day i got laid off that’s the last it’s interesting he got laid off and then he got laid off anyway so uh just beautiful that was a beautiful oh and then he baits in the oh where’s the 10 more subs for the the

Pants hike all right you forget you’re on mine so it doesn’t go to you dude it doesn’t it comes to me this is the other way around i mean i was always waiting for a growth spurt and quite frankly i still am but uh it’s just that’s what i’m expecting in my

Stocking this year um bring me eight more inches and not where i always ask for i i would click those links on those porn ads where it’s like grow three inches i was like oh hell yeah dude i don’t have to wear boosters on my shoes anymore oh yeah sure

Who are you taking to moms’s vr prom and one guy one girl i’ll let you choose both ways i uh we’re asking uh twitch.tv slash hannah to prom and then who’s the guy i’m gonna have to you know i’m gonna flip some coins between you know david and craze

That was the most stressful question you’ve asked me all about we need to look he’s sweating look at this [ __ ] why are you so wet why is your face so wet you guys are getting exactly what you want to see look at that form look at that

Look at his back all right straight back you know what i was wrong he does have cake all right that the cake is not particularly there it is whoa that’s a whap ladies and gentlemen that’s a whap all right we got some clothes in the house at the house i could oh whoa

No dice that was uh roller coaster how many jokes can i fit into 10 push-ups i’m skeleton man it’s been so much fun here tonight i i’m i’m i’m blessed with you you all the community as well as as parker such a good friend i don’t even

Say guess anymore such a good friend um it’s been an amazing amazing friendship mom oh yeah until we vibe again i’ll see you soon You