Normies React To Technoblade Absolutely Ruining a $36,000 Minecraft Tournament

What is up beautiful people internet i’m wesley i’m stephanie this is wes and today guys we are reacting to our boy technoblade absolutely ruining a 36 000 minecraft tournament that’s a lot of money yeah i’m curious how he ruined it let’s find out i’m curious how he ruined

It cause i feel like he’s probably just gonna win it yeah does that how can he yeah maybe you win it while trolling aggressively that’s how you ruin it like it’s not competitive i don’t know that’s probably it just wasn’t even close so my friends were in a minecraft

Tournament with over 200 youtubers including these names you may recognize two days before the event i get a dm from them saying techno half our team just dropped out we need you to sub in but the organizer said that to keep it fair for everyone else if you sub in you

Have to replace both of the missing guys and play a player down and i thought that’s hilarious i’m in now i figured i feel like that’s absolutely kind of crazy because think about if this was a like a sports like the nba or something it’s like if you had steph curry and

They’re like yo he’s too good at shooting threes you guys can only run four players right isn’t that insane that’s nuts that’s gonna be he probably did it more so like oh you know this is kind of a stroke to the old pig ego right there right it is i mean can you

Imagine being one of the other two though you’re like i got replaced and someone else with one person i’d be pissed yeah you weren’t gonna win as a team of three but i had a plan you see this was a charity event viewers could donate lucky blocks to players with the

Money raised go into that player’s chosen charity ordinarily there’d only be enough diamonds for a few swords in the entire event but if i could raise enough money for orphans well one man in diamond armor is worth two in iron the tournament format was hunger games with two main twists you can ride

On your teammates and you get one chance to revive by winning a parkour race in the gulag and so the day of the event those two rules were so like not related to each other like what you can get piggyback rides and you can fight in the gulag great let’s go hey to

Win activate sharp one oh no give me full diamond armor pull down and it’s not even pvp yet how do you get it so fast he’s technical he’s got the whole ass pig on my goodness the swine of the world united guys i just got a decent enchantment on

My sword oh my god is it fire it is fire i just got a fire respect sword just split up go for that guy right there i’m going left wait who’s on his team down what is this guy doing i got a kill oh here’s a person i would

Just be so sad oh my god oh no are you going elbow i got a kill hop on me and then just bow while we run hop on wait try to bow while we run this work i feel like the other people were just like look there’s a person techno

Go get them that’s sticking your dog on yeah i’m watching and imagining how horrifying it would be to have like somebody riding another person on their shoulders piggyback style of mice and men’s style rocking a bow like they’re a mongolian horse archer except they’re just riding in a piggy back that’d be so

Inexplicably weird that i think it would strike so much fear into my heart i’m surprised no armies have done this like this is insanity isn’t it yeah can you imagine this in real life running towards you yeah this this actually does make us a team of four in terms of

Health where are the teams at here tech knows should we elytra like that watch her around and then like switch off honestly i’m considering it yeah all right is that cornucopia you can do that oh my goodness what’s there they are to the right to the right oh wow

That’s from above that man had no idea he did not a clue he didn’t really that was like a kill that was kind of merciful like he was struck from above like a falcon smashing into like a skunk or something he had to react damn he was just minding his business no

Threat inside and we just techno plane let’s just keep doing this this is hilarious he was more recognized this is how they ruined it god i feel like that this is what getting jumped must feel like like you’re just walking home and suddenly yeah i can see how it looks with him riding

Him i don’t understand how that’s happening and where’s these poor fools all right back on the plane techno etc they’re pulling us closer god tell my kids that that was footage from world war one dude wow he’s dead he’s gone this is the part of the video

Where i tell you to hit the subscribe button please i’m trying to get the three million subs one of them is cut off get the guy cut off go go i’m getting norman or else and i think we mean that threat you never know when he could

Strike from above this is or else guys nice those wings are yeah that’s beautiful too bad that has to die quite unfortunate yeah i did a lot tnt is very strong i’m never getting reinvited to this event i think i got 100 kills for ip band we just get blacklist before it’s over

Oh there they are i don’t know yeah yeah it’s like how do you get banned for being more popular so you get more donations to a charity event like if it wasn’t a charity event i get it you want competitive parody or something but if anything techno just raised a ton

Of money which was the stated purpose of any charity of it like he just made it work better right yeah like if i’m the event organizers i’m like yes yes this is perfect like just techno griefs everybody highlights like this video has so many views right yeah go and go

Oh techno playing yeah no it took me so long to find the door that was a good fight i’m just the i’m just your uber driver this is all for charity by the way every time we stab an orphan in game we save one in real life oh look at this

Look at these poor yeah i don’t know if the meta is to go three tight deep like this way instead of this way you know it doesn’t seem going narrow doesn’t seem to work very well the whole form voltron meta for this doesn’t seem

To work you know what it is it’s like um when you’re doing those fights in the swimming pool and you’re like going out oh yeah that’s that’s what this is but it’s like if there was a chicken fight but it was like double and there were three people stabbing everyone oh

Oh they must just see technoblade’s name [Laughter] very slowly oh this is more like we’re watching dead by daylight or one of those horror games where someone’s just like stalking and killing players right this doesn’t feel like a pvp game at all this feels like one of the hide and seek games doesn’t

It oh my god thank you okay grayson we’re just running there’s still a hundred people left here’s purple to be fair that’s what i would do right now oh my gosh that last hit but has running ever worked um has fighting ever worked like what are

You gonna do it’s fight flight or freeze are you just gonna stand there and be like maybe if we don’t move he can’t see us i’ve read that pigs can also his teammates trying to flee and it’s futile that’s beautiful oh my goodness it just doesn’t work they just fly

Down down there over there sammy green and rky dude what happens if just like one of your players die then you’re just down oh yeah yeah yeah team elimination right you gotta get our in the water he’s dead i feel like some people aren’t following the rules of piggybacking wait

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait you’re not just wait you don’t have to piggyback oh that’s just it’s just like something you can do that’s what i’m saying i feel like the voltron thing isn’t really working that well like i feel like go wide don’t go i thought you

Had to okay he’s down it’s just rky hey guys oh my gosh i love this guy he kind of did the freeze oh there’s more people um straight in front of you they’re in the building you guys go up that side i’m gonna be down here

I can get in from the roof oh go in i’m good never mind no i’m not ah i don’t know why i just thought of like you know the bible story where they lowered the kid from the first oh yeah jesus i don’t know why i think it was

Because there was like hay in the house i looked exactly like the child like i saw a cartoon when i was a kid it looked exactly like stone house it looks like it’s got little you know yeah it kind of does right techno’s just out here recreating biblical stories in a minecraft tournament

Doesn’t it kind of look like that yeah speak no more i’ll get you to a crafting table oh look at these guys they’re on the roof let’s just stab him oh go go go go oh my goodness oh they pearled did someone say diamond pants honestly we should probably make a

Diamond chest plate for one of you instead of a diamond pants for me it’s kind of a waste but it would be funny it would be that is a good argument meanwhile on the other side of the map uh-oh uh-oh i love how techno always includes like

Tommy’s perspective on things i know and it’s never anything good it’s always just tommy like freaking out and being sad right you want a costume are we allowed to do that no no don’t kill them don’t kill them we can team we can team watch this i’m gonna walk slowly towards

Them what if we cross team and then we message peak and be like hey they’re cross teaming banner yeah they’re holding swords kind of god no no no holy crap when you watch it from another pov that’s so fast like this is insane like this must be what they feel like

When you’re getting drone strikes or something watch out they’re not paying any attention it’s so fast like this is like the air force coming in fighter jets like air support please [Applause] he just can’t be stopped oh my god the sky is only arrows for them

I’m going for beef stewie’s on fire i would say hebrew in this tournament i would say he made this turn yeah honestly it’s so much more funny right oh get them keep that i’m literally a turret on a plane all right now we’re just going to leave

You behind and hunt down dings daily with you shot him boom oh this guy’s dead shot him hello oh my gosh oh hi a person right in front of us oh they have decent stuff texas should have been against everybody else not have anybody on his team maybe or just like two people

Yeah like it’s like 100 they just didn’t nerf him enough right i do not have my chest played on and i’m going in anyways oh i’m literally just calvin’s on him he can’t be stopped yeah straight where calvin’s going where’s hobbs oh no i don’t even need a sword at this point

Just go straight up in the sky and look down if you’re his teammates do you feel useless no i just don’t like talking [ __ ] like if you have a big friend hey what are you gonna say he’ll do all the backup right over here i’m gonna get him fireworks

Oh my god okay oh that’s actually a pretty stacked team over there and pointless full diamonds let’s get a screenshot every time we haven’t seen them kill and pursue who was that team yeah that they didn’t just go after them willy nilly and to be angels of death

From above right get off screenshot time screenshot yep all right let’s do it in the middle okay oh excellent thumbnail thumbnail i hate it here oh yes bro even maybe even if we get like owned in deathmatch by 50 teams this was worth it i’m glad we played this

And he has a parrot oh he’s got a hair don’t shoot at him it tells him someone’s nearby oh my goodness oh that poor man i think he deserved the warning well you know what he had a family but you know who didn’t have a family the orphans

Being helped by the miracle foundation donate food lucky block i see a lot of players over here cpk get them all you know what’s crazy is i just keep thinking like how many more people are in this tournament i don’t know they’re just bodies on bodies i thought they’re just fishing

There’s 200 people then right i feel like they’ve killed 200 people at this point he’s dead i’ve lost count of how many lives i’ve seen snuffed out before me at this point chasing this guy down i’m numb to violence i hit him again nice you got

Coffee up here if you fly over here and hit him with your sword it’s a oh my god we got the plane in the turret all right you know they’re jumping because you move faster i know it says that it’s 82 out of 220 or left guys noah is punching air right now

I’m just letting you know why did i let this team happen it raised so much for charity but at what cost i was gonna say i just wanted i know the cost the cost is going to be 216 deaths oh my god that’s the cost to get

Like 30 kills i don’t even care if i win i just want top kills there’s people can you break the mushrooms or mushrooms i’m sorry no no i’m sorry i’m sorry finster it’s minecraft monday all over again i don’t care about your flint and steel army yeah so they think flint and steel

Matters mid guy dead shot oh if you get the mid guy then the others drop and then we get that oh they’re playing human jenga like their lives are so not in danger in these combat scenarios that they just like look cool mechanic look how this mod

Works guys if i murder the guy third from top the top two fall haha isn’t that funny let’s try killing the second from top next like they’re literally just goofy shot him shot him shot him shot him shot him did they do the gravity mod from last video

This is the best uhc ever oh this uhc highlights is fantastic i saw the guy go somewhere over here oh look at this man all right let’s just go let’s oh they found you if need be i can’t go back i’m literally right next to it oh my god

That guy dropped diamonds do you guys want to make diamond armor uh yeah sure you know calvin where are you we need to meet up we’re already down a player you can go to corn i will get to you calvin it’s fine i feel good i feel empowered they’re going to see

You and me to be like it’s a solo player and then there’s still 20 teams left that’s not knock it’s the united states with the air support full diamond guy drops out of the sky hello ice bomb right there that’s a cool name hello ice bomb he was playing the game

He was just mined in his business these people’s um partners i’m kind of maybe they’re all dead and they just escaped or they split up and also is nobody else killing anybody like i feel like the players score only drops when techno kills somebody yeah i’m kind of wondering the

Same thing but also remember they go to the gulag so it competes or whether they get back in too so like the players are going to go down really slowly but you’re right we only ever see it move when techno kills people right also how is there always a perfect number of four

Like it’s always divisible by that four so like always it’s not always okay down there um we should build them before we go oh there’s 27 teams left stephanie yeah oh what how because there’s different there’s like one or two survivors just right off the bat i shot him shot him

Shot him oh man get a gap though he’s like he’s pretty full oh no a gap will we lose he’s dead shoot him nestor oh i’m trying to melee i can melee from up here you can melee yeah i see a person he’s done he’s done look at this man

Steal the kill i don’t think it worked he didn’t even want to play he just saw me in full dime he’s like oh come on i just got a friendly friendly little update techno’s killed 10 of the players by himself at this point because he has 20 kills out of 200. that’s ridiculous

Oh come on what is this game why did i agree to play on this server diamond boots for you calvin you deserve it all this guy he’s separated go for this guy get him don’t leave your groove this guy’s good i just took a lot of damage or he’s going to drown

He’s going to oh wait that’s him i thought it was a teammate because he had an outline oh they’re all in the water wait there was a guy hiding there for the broke people How many times i have to kill you oh not that why won’t you stay dead when will you learn i’ll do my arrow right there so we need to keep try hurting for charity exactly it’s for the orphans i’m just so charitable oh my god this is just such a good deed

I’m doing oh target spotted suburb get up get the guy on fire man there’s so many people honestly night time with thunderstorms feels like the most weather appropriate to this massive motor we’re witnessing doesn’t it it’s like it’s so it’s a dark and stormy night technoblade had elektra and that’s the

Intro to that horror story no poor spidey fortunate oh no it’s like there’s a nature this is like a nature documentary where you’re watching predators just eat their prey this isn’t even a competition this is just nature you and chris primal 61 at parenthesis i see two poor people let’s take him down

I’m letting you guys do all the work now i’m over it i don’t need a chest plate i don’t need a chest plate for you guys did someone escape earlier or did you get them calories was it this guy right there was that love to you oh no can i ask a

Question why do i still have so happy oh there’s a team um That was sophie oh i see yeah let’s go get him shot him he’s got two shots on brody oh oh oh oh from what he’s down he’s down your teammates i’m just kidding oh my friendly fire i have no idea the color was actually pretty close they

Recognized that i had the electron which really reduces my uh hit points well that might not might be better to just opt to find zoom into it there’s a man over there juniper for long ah they’re coming so fast only 25 players left zoom in the last like five blocks like

Extra fast like it’s like oh yeah i don’t know why it’s weird definitely oh oh that’s a good team that’s a good team kill him oh one’s already dead captain sparkles i’m sorry that’s a good team oops we actually killed one you’ve got a lot of subscribers for the donations

Oh captain’s favorite yeah i might be dead wait what’s the problem that might be there no calvin this ain’t mc championships anymore pete this ain’t mc championships anymore calvin we need you back well how long does google log last i won hi i’m back right next to you oh you’re back

Here’s some uh stuff for you i got a sharp one diamond that i just had there’s someone in here with no armor where oh right here you can take him go calvin go kill steel no i can’t fire oh wait i did it i i don’t think we’re

Gonna get to see i don’t think we’re gonna get this one either 30 kills that would require techno to die 30 kills out of 200 players okay so wait that’s 48 plus whatever calvin has 26. that’s math here’s something right there we got the voting champion right there

Defending champion you say oh they’re aware they are aware ah oh no wait oh wait this isn’t stimpy you go for the empire guy so funny run run this fight looks intense right yeah it’s 4v3 too coming back can’t get shots just watch the best i’m very tanky

They’re trying to hit me and it just doesn’t do damage they keep running away i turn on somebody smart this guy’s dead keep shooting us there get them nice did we just wipe that team all right quick get aboard we’re finishing what we started get them whenever it storms like that it reminds

Me of hounds of the baskerville oh yeah yeah it kills me every time that’s scary all aboard the techno players Be careful of tnt just start cussing a little distracted one of you guys fell he’s gonna go down this guy is no armor he’s naked what got him he’s naked to be fair in real life that will probably be more effective you just go dinkleberry’s up

I wouldn’t want to fight him would you realize that you’re like dammit there’s no pixelated wee-wee to be distracting you have to swing like those things in physics class to be able to win oh oh no this is a stack team yeah you know i didn’t even think about

That is the top 16 should all be good teams uh right people should be getting better right oh that’s got it he’s good yeah he’s going to wonder if they’ll start having more trouble the other guys go oh they all jumped off oh here’s the person i guess there’s also just campers right

One’s dead oh let’s go down i’m flying go ahead people would just hide them i don’t have tnt bombs that was a really weird dodge but it worked you camped so hard you tagged it just chatting on twitch that was risky damn man oh there’s another team 40 kills oh no fire breath

Man right there is low yeah i don’t know that they’re one hit probably i i do it’s me when i wake up in the morning before i brush my teeth another one hit dead you’re all aboard oh boy this is going to be a big fight left okay nice hits tnt

I don’t get why they do that does it give them some kind of an advantage in the game yeah because it doesn’t make sense to me yup nice it doesn’t like no one does that person is takes damage or something maybe you can only damage the one on the bottom of the

Stack but they killed the guy who was second up so it makes no i don’t understand why they do that are they trying to get height wouldn’t it just be better to build go get poland again no one’s building there’s people up in the tree helping the leaderboard it’s one person oh he

Tried to escape but the scouting ah the scouting was too strong i know it’s crazy watching how they just bought people i can’t i have it at night yeah how did they even see them oh my goodness goodbye oh somebody so long sensei i’m sorry easiest kill of my life

All right let’s let’s meet up let’s meet up hello scary he’s almost got 40 kills oh rip are you seeing that most people might be at the group they were they’re all just respawning from us killing them actually no is that what you’re saying i’ve been counting you haven’t been counting small

Don’t brains why you haven’t counted and read nothing below that and the part where it said teammate i read nothing below that either really yeah oh i never did i was asking stupid oh wow use code mcu for 15 off great i’m glad i read that

Shot for a few times for it’s dead here we go he’s literally one hit i’m sorry fruit he’s definitely not one hit yeah oh oh no people are gonna be so pissed at me in the comments for asking stupid questions like who are his teammates it’s good questions no it’s not it’s

Right there well if you hadn’t said anything i think it’s too small for them to read since it’s a small you could have gotten away with it babe you why’d you you knocked on yourself you started yourself you wouldn’t have known self-reports but you’re gone you’re gone there’s no one

In this 100 is not enough i want more kill steel oh no my kill do i have eight diamonds calvin what’s up techno’s like a rapper he’s just like outfitting the whole posse with diamonds right all right here we go oh there’s a person in here let’s kill him

He said that so gleefully oh those ones are cool how big is this place well this they keep coming back to this i can’t shoot arrows it’s up to you one more kill guys and we have a hundred okay this is it kill steel i probably shouldn’t go in like this oh

They’re just going in big shrimp as we were celebrating 100 kills we had no idea that our next battle would be our last the remaining players had all formed a massive cross-demon alliance with one shared goal taking us down once and for all right that is such a good

Twist isn’t it i had no idea i didn’t realize that they were at a hundred kills total as a three-man team that is nuts look at this footage dude was it tap l tap out tap probably not but it didn’t matter it was too late to stop them if we wanted to

Secure victory we would have to win 3 versus 21. this is it we practiced the 3v6 call it right now dude three versus 21 i don’t think they can do that 21 and they’re not just like normie players right these are all good enough people to be minecraft like youtubers and

Influencers there’s no way they can 3v21 do you think they can do it no there’s no way 21 that’s too many that’s seven each this is just that but more this is just that but more again they’re making a tower who cares about their tower look out calvin

I’m good i’m all right target poland poland’s almost dead he’s so low got him ah i don’t have any more arrows I’m sorry this is more epic than that scene in lord of the rings legolas rides the elephant’s trunk and shoots like 50 bastards in three seconds he’s still gonna win tommy’s part of this group question i’m surprised so many people in one place get the diamond boosters she took my phone

Give me my boots give me the boats we’re gonna tnt i got the boots i’m dropping the boots here i’ve decided i will take on the rest by myself calvin the final boss the boss is never ending 24 go back to skyblock a game that i don’t

Play myself so i can say that it’s bad boy halo he’s dead we keep going we keep pushing forward oh you’re back decked out no not again scotty please where’d the like really good as well they are are they really good like they seem like they’re murking too yeah

He’s done he doesn’t want to play this game until at last only one enemy remained why are we still here just to suffer and so we won the tournament with a combined 116 kills that’s a great edit 116 kills combined they took on twitter i was right

47 hold up back it up and so 47 40 and 29. calvin is obviously really good too that’s ridiculous they had first second and third number of kills that’s insane yo fourth number kills was eleven they had third place on their team had double fourth place that’s so we won the

Tournament with a combined 116 kills previous all-time record was 19 by the way the event raised over 36 000 for charity almost a third of which was from us but more importantly than that not only did we manage to ruin hundreds of people’s days by killing them in

Minecraft but we even managed to ruin the event organizers i don’t actually think nester cal and techno are going to win tomorrow i’ve challenged them with an immediate disadvantage of being a team of three in a team of four event that’s going to be really hard no matter how good they

Might be ah bro just took on 20 i feel like it wasn’t that hard for them make them play solos with everyone else next time solo squad today by turning him into a massive meme fortunately none of my tweets age poorly so we can just get past this quick end the video

I feel like i just watched somebody show up to a kids karate class who’s like ufc have you it’s like francis [ __ ] he’s like you have some champions showed up to like a kids karate tournament and just was like punting small children across the mat like that’s so funny he’s

In a bad boy halo tommy in it there are a ton of people that we recommend yes skeppy uh a few other people too that i’ve seen in other videos that are good i wonder what would happen in dream i’ve been playing i don’t know bro that was

Nuts dude that was so funny i believe they took on 21 people and still won i don’t know how to process that like i’m out of i’m out of sports analogy it doesn’t happen it doesn’t like oh yeah like team of basketball yeah there you go i love detectives

Editing too i don’t know why the way he edits it is so so good and what he did the fundy at the end made me lose my [ __ ] that was so funny that being said guys we love you i’m wesley steph you go subscribe to tech now he’s awesome yeah and uh

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