Offlinetv Minecraft SMP (Day 1)

Guys i’m close trust me three three one seven and then it was 54. i literally have to dig down to 54. the baby story there’s no to baby story time golden thing for the rest of this just um I i it took me months on amazon to get this bucket hat but it finally came we got a hit for someone you know a a fuzzily oh a hit for freezing out here sleeping show them the goods i need you to distract her okay i can do that you know just a

One-on-one conversation but make it look like it was an accident i think the conversation was an accident or oh you’ll know oh you’ll know where i could i can’t tell you my day-to-day because it changes every day it depends on what the city needs you know oh yeah for sure

It’s not so simple brodin what was today like i talked about my day already and you weren’t there to hear it what is [Applause] hello oh no no no i’m gonna die how is it possible oh [ __ ] i’m still going up i’m still going up

How can i how can i break my landing i’m gonna die i’m gonna die i’m gonna die hello yay oh no oh no it wasn’t there where did you get his book body just stole it from my body i’ll show you how it looks in your body hello

I i think she’s having computer problems hello oh my god oh my god my ear holes i will challenge you to a joke it is it can you eat it oh won’t let her eat it ah well we tried we tried here let’s let’s hit her here

Maybe if i hit you it’ll make you hungry does it work that way guys i mean she walked up to me after i said that i think she’s enjoying it i’m just kidding guys that was a meme i just want her to eat it

Wait no she she is she said go for it okay i mean you guys oh oh god um i must have had poison on my hands oh my god oh my god kimmy you’re dying no chris you gotta you gotta assert dominance you can’t just like

You’re right [ __ ] this guy where is he [ __ ] this rude dude where is he you let him get away with this [ __ ] come here you it kicks really hard no there’s like fuckio right out of nowhere oh [ __ ] let’s go chris i found that rudy australia one increase zero

She’s crazy i’m coming back i’m going oh my god photo shoot for dead people where’s my body you’re a psychopath crazy [ __ ] Lizzy if you loot your body don’t loot the flowers okay yeah i’ll keep those just leave just leave the flowers yeah and your body will be preserved here for eternity isn’t it beautiful it will be there forever yep how come cuz did you loot everything oh [Laughter]

Every time i gain bugs i see into the mind of god i hear them all i hear all their troubles all the conversations i hear everything every time my game lags i hear it all i hear it all everything i hear it all i can’t what did i just witness

Hold on do i have them i don’t oh let me see if i can fool her here’s some diamonds wait a second um uh did it stop oh oh it did oh it stopped okay we’re gonna do this real quick stop i thought he was a creeper oh my god here you are

So beautiful you are literally so gorgeous and you don’t even know because you have no mirrors here and even if there was a mirror you wouldn’t even know what it is you don’t even know what a mirror means but you’re so pretty and i want you to know that i

Want do you want to be friends do you want to be my pet thing i literally just nodded no i just did this bruh why does a server look like europe what Good on dj wait so i was i was asking toast like as soon as i came in toast was like no this is our land so i was asking him why we have to pay him diamonds if it’s our land yeah good argument yeah onto something

Are we discussing this or is it just like a one-way conversation chris you’re still criticized wait i’m still cranios yes no i’ll change it later oh yeah how that tournament was crazy huh what the i’m just gonna all right two diamonds jay bring me two diamonds oh why can’t i pick it up

Uh oh i can’t pick it up i can’t pick up the diamonds no please please please please please please please you know i’m a busy person i got things to do okay i don’t got time to just unstick elephants okay i don’t got time for this so we’ll make it fast

Like are you kidding me okay chill chill chill it’s gonna be okay just deep breaths deep breaths it’s okay i’m coming okay i’m helping you chill god they’re so dramatic [Applause] oh yeah yeah Hello what is going on here let’s go back again so you’re kidding you’re kidding there’s no way there’s not there’s no chance ah wait perfect perfect excellent no chance of death at all i think the game’s just buggy right now Do you think we made eye contact i can’t tell i think we’re okay why is he dumb So we made eye contact funnel our money in together for pink bucks oh yeah oh we should buy out an entire block and make a giant pink bucket all right guys let’s go ah let’s go wait what we gotta get diamonds did you get it wait wait you guys

You guys didn’t get one of these no how did you get it did you you guys didn’t get one you sold my [ __ ] book for it or what how did you get this what do you mean i just spawned you guys didn’t get what oh jeez guys we

Didn’t get it when we split i guess let’s go look for diamonds let’s go did you spawn with like an envy like a like a vip package or what what you guys didn’t get the vip package wait you got the vip package what the what well come on guys let’s go

Get those diamonds this is so messy you see this we’re walking with our legs yeah we’re [ __ ] peasants right now we’re peasants it’s happening again this i have a boat this time no john you’re you’re under arrest john how do i survive this i got the boat

Okay okay how do i do it john i got nine seconds before i drop is there water i could fall into oh my god oh god okay okay okay okay just gotta place a boat right one hit the ground you fool you didn’t know about the boat strategy did you

Did you i saw his butt you have a thick butt man it was sticking out you got a dumpy like you doing down here in these parts of town peter damn girl oh let me see let me see oh god oh no oh no what albert oh thank you

Beautiful home i was stuck i was stuck in your home that’s unfortunate stepsis wait tina was sliced by eucalypts oh my gosh she died from the bushes she died from the bushes oh it’s in your body i think oh my god oh that is uh that’s so sweet

They came in these got shipped straight from cambridge cambridge university mountaineering club decided to you know sell some they sent shirts to us oh i mean i bought it that’s what they said that’s so sick i know that’s freaking bad what better way to spend fifty dollars for international shipping Thank you guys your That was that’s worth it that’s worth it that’s easily worth it oh that is oh that is i’m [ __ ] i’m soaking that’s how much i’m dripping i’m i’m that’s how much drip i have that sounded horrible what what are you looking for boobs blood relax muscle booby butt

Buff muscle booby lots of boobies oh wait you