Omz Fan – OMZ + Roxy = ??? in Minecraft! – Parody Story(Crystal and Lily)

What I do not just play around my life is super hard I do stuff like play games play games and then wait is that Roxy he’s building oh yeah he’s building his dog park all the way down there oh my gosh Lily is still being rude Lily I’m

Not here to be mean I’m here to talk can I please talk to you ah good morning today is a great day to be me my life is awesome I’m in my giant blue house and look at my giant living room oh my yo everything is great I love my life and

Oh hi guys uh oh my gosh it’s oh what do you mean oh my gosh it’s almost are you guys not excited to see me no you’re life is too perfect what are you talking about you literally do that you you just play around what I

Do not just play around my life is super hard I do stuff like play games play games and then fart um just said oh guys what are you guys gonna do today any farts up no I have to to build a cat shelter oh that sounds like pretty

Boring but I guess that’s cool what about you Roxy I have to build a dog park a dog park oh my yo that sounds kind of boring oh wow you guys kind of have trash lives exactly you couldn’t survive a day in our lives uh excuse me

Lily I could survive a million days in your guys’s lives I’m the best oh yeah oh what are you doing today I literally have nothing planned I’m just gonna walk around and just enjoy my beautiful beautiful day because life is awesome uh your life is so

Oh my oh my oh what the you guys are being rude oh my gosh but I guess you guys better start your work oh my yo those guys are super duper mean just because my life is awesome does not mean they have to pump me down and totally

Could survive a day in their lives like what are they doing right now let me see and wait is that Roxy he’s building oh yeah he’s building his dog park all the way down there oh that sounds super duper boring and let’s see what Lily’s doing she must be building her CAD

Shouts are also sounds boring huh I’m gonna do something fun and how about we go check on misters now let’s go to his shop oh Mr Snow Lily Roxy I gotta tell you guys something what do you alarms oh my gosh Lily is still being rude Lily

I’m not here to be mean I’m here to talk can I please talk to you uh What uh Lily please stop being rude come down here let’s just talk I just wanted to say like I’m sorry I think I was being a little bit rude earlier because I do

Have a perfect life and I am awesome and I do have a giant butt um you are gross I am not gross but I just came here to be like I’m sorry I think that’s at least what Mr snow told me to do Mr snow is

Mr snow like that he could be late Mr snow is awesome but seriously I think I should be saying sorry because like my life is perfect because I am really cute but like uh yeah ohms really oh was that not a good enough apology what am I supposed to say

Just way too easy oh gosh oh my God whatever Lily if you don’t want to accept my apology just continue building this like what are you even building this place looks like trash huh it is a counter what does that even is this like where cats poop and pee no this is

Where we take care of cats oh well I don’t like cats I’m gonna go to Roxy oh Roxy hello Roxy oh my yo Lily was being so so mean what do you oh my yo you two are you also upset at me of course I am oh my gosh why are you

Upset because your life is fake oh my yo just because I have giant muscles really good looks and I am awesome does not mean my life is perfect ohms you literally haven’t done anything today oh my yo yes I have I talked to Mr snow Mr

Snow’s a weirdo oh my gosh why is everybody say that about Mr snow he’s super duper nice huh no he is not he’s so weird oh gosh whatever Roxy but do you accept my apology I didn’t mean to be mean to you I’m sorry no get out of

Here oh my gosh okay well what are you building again uh I’m building a dog park a dog park okay I guess that is kind of cool because I am a dog and I guess I could play here but whatever I’m gonna go back to Mr snow since none of

My friends want to be friends with me get out of oh my gosh everything no one wants to be friends with me just because I’m perfectly awesome and I just have a giant Diamond next to my house because I’m awesome be quiet oh my gosh

They can’t even let me talk to myself uh I’m just gonna go back to Mr snow let’s see if he has any advice for me he’s really really wise I’ll Mr style hello guys guys talk to me oh my yo whoa look at Roxy’s dog park it’s really coming

Together that looks super duper cool Roxy this park looks awesome awesome awesome yeah I know I do all by myself oh wow wow voxy are you really still upset at me yes I am am oh my gosh no what should I do well Mr Stowe set to build up

Something they will both like so let me ask Roxy what he likes um Roxy what do you like what’s like your favorite thing ever I love red dogs red dogs oh just like you because you’re a red dog okay good to know why you wanna know that oh

I just want to know because you know I just want to know oh my yoms you’re so you’re sewing oh gosh everyone’s against me today all right Roxy oh he’s even upset at me when I’m trying to be nice uh whatever let me talk to Lily maybe

She’s gonna be a little bit nicer hey Lily what’s up I see you again uh what do you mean uh it’s me again yes it’s me again and I’m here to ask you like what’s your favorite thing in the world really you don’t wait what am I supposed

To know or something it’s obvious obviously pink cat oh pink cats are okay pink cats and Roxy likes red dogs why do you wanna know what are you gonna do sleep again wow I was going to but I need to make this right so I’m gonna do something else I’m

Gonna make a super duper cool thing for Roxy and something for Lily I’m gonna make a red dog for Roxy and then a big cat for Lily they’re gonna love this song and if this comes out good maybe I could get my friends back so we’re not

Gonna make it too big let’s make it really quick and awesome so let’s get some red ones some black and then some white and then of course I’ll pick and then we can make it the red dog statue right over here and we have to make it

Cute just like that kaboo perfect oh my yo this is gonna come out awesome and wait a minute Roxy already has a dog statue next to his house and if I remember correctly Lily has a cat statue next to her so wait what if I just copy

And paste it they would never know and they would love it that is literally a genius idea so I could just like skip out a building because I I’m too lazy to do all that so let’s just copy it over so the first thing we have to do is to

Grab our super duper magical one then go all the way over here and set the position just like that perfect then let’s fly up over here like this then set the second position then let’s copy it now let’s fly all the way to the middle and then let’s go over here and

Paste it and oh my yo that looks perfect now let’s do the same to Roxy statue oh gosh I gotta love this so much I’m never gonna forgive me and we’re gonna be best friends again let’s go so let’s set the first position then let’s copy it over

Now let’s fly over here and let’s paste it in baby and boom and oh my gosh that looks awesome his statues right over here he’s gonna love it but wait wait we have to clear up all the blocks that we place these are not gonna be the final

Ones and we have to fix this a little bit because it spawned in a little bit high so let’s just fix up the floor just like back a boom perfect and oh my yo they’re going to love this so much I’m gonna get my friends back oh yeah so

Let’s build that just like this build this side over here then finally let’s complete the edge like that and oh my yo we have two of their favorite things our red dog and a pink cat and it’s time to show them so let’s bring them together Lily Lily come over here I have

Something to show you come down here okay yeah what do you want just come over here hurry up stop building it’s only gonna take a second okay yeah all right I’m coming and well I don’t look in the Middle where I have to get you something so you can’t look so here put

This pumpkin mask on so you can’t see hurry up put it on I don’t watch the peek in the middle put it on your head up all right it’s on all right perfect now you can’t see so just try and follow my voice this way this way all right

Good good good no no not that way no that’s oh gosh this is not off to a good start all right all right yeah perfect now just stay here just stay here with the blindfold on do not move I need to get Roxy oh Roxy hello buddy come over here

Oh what do you want I have a special surprise for you but first you have to put on this blindfold so you can’t see so put that on all right all right fine but this better be quick all right it’s gonna be quick so follow my voice this

Way don’t hit anything careful careful careful yup yup yup over here over here this way and stand right next to Lily here and now in the next five seconds you can take off your mask you guys ready yeah yeah I’m ready three three four one take off your masks ah

Wait a minute oh my God you guys love it right do you guys like it oh what is it supposed to be it’s statues I made for you guys because Roxy said he loves red dogs and Lily said she loves pink cats so I made it just for you guys wait a

Minute this looks really familiar wait it looks really familiar ah what do you mean by that it doesn’t look familiar I just built it like a second ago I see you guys have seen these before Oh gosh they’re about to catch me wait a minute come over to me

Don’t look don’t look don’t look uh what is that thing ah they’re not the same exact thing they’re like different I took some inspiration from this huh wait a minute did you copy and paste it oh all right I’m building with you babe oh my gosh all right crystal you can build

With me but just try not to like kiss me and stuff okay that’s gonna be so stop being weird everyone going great about I could fly now let’s go now but Crystal how are we gonna build our house over here babes it needs to be

In a minute I have a better idea instead of me building it the crystal you have to make me a diamond house for some reason I’m gonna oh my gosh it works better build it for me check it out big I’m building it oh my gosh I’m gonna destroy

Everyone I have a builder that builds for me let’s go and wait a minute I’m gonna troll everybody else with this where are you why am I building by myself oh my gosh oh hi Crystal and oh my gosh you already made an entire Diamond house this is awesome you’re

Welcome come inside and take a look all right and wait there’s a side over there let’s read what it says it says baby Crystal give me a smooch what you want to smooch no I don’t want to smooch I did not write that you wrote that I’m

Not giving you a smooch you’re not gonna trick me yeah man I think that was gonna work that would never work in a million bajillion years but um Crystal this house is really really small yeah it’s cozy so we can kiss hello oh my gosh Crystal why are you like consistently

Being weird no I don’t want it cozy we have to make it ginormous so let’s get rid of these two walls oh yeah we could get in a mansion babe wow we’re not kissing in a mansion and well we’re not kissing at all as a matter of fact it

Doesn’t matter if we’re in a mansion or not but let’s expand the house down all the way over here yes it’s so big oh no right check out these upgrades this is awesome let me make it all the way down over here like that and this is the new

Outlining Crystal can you please make the house this size yes babe I got you thank you Crystal and oh my God thanks babes give me a kiss now what happened oh my gosh my way Crystal we have to move the entrance because the entrance

Can’t be in the side it has to be in the middle so let’s move it to being right over here yeah so smart and wait I have a really good idea we can make it a flush piston door so people think that we’re awesome okay do it all right I’m

Doing it I need to grab some sticky pistons some repeaters a redstone torch and finally a lever and we’re gonna make the door what color should we make the door out of light blue of course I know you love light blue as much as me so

This is gonna be the door right over here this is the best what Crystal no just call me ohms please all right baby oh my gosh you’re weird you’re weird you’re weird but we have a ginormous house and wait a minute how is everyone else doing oh gosh let me get my device

Real quick wait what are you talking about um no Crystal uh we could build some decorations in the house okay I’m gonna make some decorations thank you Crystal oh my gosh feel with the body control device came in clutch wow Crystal we have an emergency meeting everyone is doing way better than us

Baby I’m still deciding what kind of couch to you oh my gosh we’re getting smoked by the competition right now okay wait let me use the device Dom Crystal you have to just follow my lead we have to make the best house ever all right babes I’m

Following and the first thing we have to do is make a ginormous plasma screen TV because lilies was so big it was like crazy and she had her own movie playing like 10 times we have to play our own movie Kung Fu ohms I love that also let’s make a ginormous

Plasma screen TV we’re gonna make it about this big you know that’s super big now help me build a black wall Crystal oh my gosh what are you doing all right all right babe oh my gosh sorry for y’all I got you Crystal it’s just out I’m cheating right now and we’re still

Getting destroyed by the competition what you’re cheating forget about what I just said what were we talking about nothing nothing I was just saying um how amazing your hair looks today oh my gosh now Crystal I don’t love you stop being weird but whoa ginormous

Screen TV now let’s grab my show give it to me come on give it to me now that’s the least shout oh my gosh no that’s flaming skull no no no oh my gosh I’m getting all the trash shows you’re trying and oh my gosh I keep

Getting Lily come on Kung Fu ohms come on and all my glasses we’re really not getting lucky I know right I keep getting Lily Now give me Kung Fu alms right now come on please oh wow this look is terrible I know right oh my gosh

Please just one time one time one time and are you serious right now I’m not getting Kung Fu ohms just leave Lily show she’s one of your friends oh my gosh come on please not Lily show anything about Lily’s show come oh oh yes come for walls oh my gosh oh my gosh

Oh my gosh we got a toys that are out it’s Kung Fu alms and Kung Fu Crystal we gotta build a ginormous couch cause Lily’s couch was literally the size of like the entire universe all right babes let’s do it okay okay okay so let me grab some what color chairs should we

Use we should make it all of our colors so red for Roxy then we could grab some green for Luke then Light Blue for me and you and now we need some pink for Lily and we could use these oh yeah this is gonna look awesome so we can start

Off with Lily’s Colors Over here like that then turn it into our colors like this then Luke’s colors and then turn it into red stairs and boom whoa this couch is super duper super big Crystal does this look awesome it looks awesome because you said it looks awesome yes

Let’s go now we need to grab some slabs and what color slab should we use black choice so let’s make it from this side and this side then we can go over here set it and set it now let’s make the top of it just like that whoa this

Is looking awesome babe our house is the best I know right that’s super duper oopers cool but we have the complete setting up this table just like that and kaboop the table is now set check it out we can watch Kung Fu Elms all day yes exactly but wait a minute Crystal oh

Gosh we’re watching Kung fuos but I don’t know any kung fu skills how do we become professionals at that let’s build a gym place oh my gosh yes with a gym I could truly become my Kung Fu self so let’s break the house out over here and

We have to expand Crystal we have to expand help me okay okay I’m helping calm down Bay what’s going on babe you always come back to me with a problem yeah we’re getting destroyed by everybody Luke is making an awesome backyard we get out of that slide let’s

Make it even better one babe yes let’s do it let’s do it right over here and oh my gosh this is just whoa we need our backyard to have a grass you know what to do yeah I do grab the magic wand and let’s set the first position over here

And we can fly down and set the second position out down over here let’s set it all with some grass blocks Kaboom whoa our backyard is gonna be awesome where to go oh yeah great idea so we could lead the path going down this way and Crystal what does a backyard have wait

What if we had a park leaving from the path oh my gosh yes that would be awesome so let’s leave the path down this way and we could lead it going this way to a little Park that would be awesome but we have to expand the ground

So let’s set the first position here then fly over down this way and set the second position right over here then set it with grass baby let’s go and we need to make a cool Park so what’s the first thing in a park we need working swing oh

Yeah and this is a perfect opportunity to use some cyan blocks Crystal check it out boom it’s basically you whoa I’m mad yes crystal is cyan crystal is cyan that way it even works with their name it’s like cosine is spelled c y and you have

A c y and like an A and side has a C wire today yes that’s all awesome now let’s build the swings out of cyan and we can name these swings uh cyan Crystal so let’s set them like this the two big rods of the Swing then let’s go to the other

Side and set it over here like this and then we can make it go up and then up and then down one and then down one again and then all the way down here now let’s go and connect them down the middle just like this all the way here

And then we can do the same on this side over here now to make it actually functional swings we need to grab fence posts and there’s five of us so let’s put one here two three four and five now we’re gonna need to grab a pig

Ah nothing Lily has you can’t go to our side yet Lily go back to your side control device um you don’t care about pigs go back to your side eggs oh my gosh wait her love her pings is too strong all right just go back to

Your side all right I’m gonna go back to my side oh my gosh that was a close one wait what was that how did you just control her I’m not in controller oh gosh you didn’t say anything but wait we need to grab some leads for the pig so

Let’s put a piggy down over here and connect them to the lead at that boom check it out working swing now all we need is a saddle to put it on top of it and Crystal sit on the pig okay I’m sitting and boom check it out you’re out

Of Swing now let’s do the same for this side over here by connecting the pig and throwing a saddle at him and hey stop running away from me pig then lead then let’s throw them up here then saddle Kaboom and wait oh my gosh I jumped on

By mistake this is so much fun now let’s go over here to this side let’s put a pig with the lead and then put him up here then let’s spot in the last one right over here like that and then throw the saddle on him like this perfect

Babes these Piggies are so cute I know right back wait a minute we have two choices do you want them to be invisible like this so they’re only just like saddles or do you want them to actually be pigs I like them as pigs yeah it

Looks kind of silly if we’re slaying on pigs and up whoopsies I just made everyone invisible hey babes I can’t see gosh wait oh God that was a mistake let me grab some milk whoopsies let me drink up and I should be good now phew I’m

Good too that was a close one but check it out we can hop on the biggies and ride them we so much fun these swings are awesome I know right but we have to connect the path all the way to the swing over here baby what kind of Park

Only has a swing oh gosh all right we have to make an awesome slide in I know exactly how Luke got a really cool roller coaster inside his house we need to make a cooler roller coaster slide yes let’s do it so let’s grab a mine car

A powered Rail and a normal Rail and the top of the slide is gonna be right over here but how do we get up there Crystal use a slime block launcher oh yeah we can make the minecart get a shot up all the way up here but um um how do we do

That way let me see first let’s grab a piston I guess I was checking this out do it all right all right all right so how about I put like a sticky piston down over here like that with some slime on top so when we activate it it’s gonna

Like launch us maybe but wait a minute how do we get our mine car on top what if we make the minecart fall on it wait that’s actually a really smart idea check this out you just gave me a genius idea so if we put a staircase of rails

Just like this on top and then we let the Mind car fall inside does this work yes it does and we land on the slime block now we need to push us how do we do that boom wait a minute I know how we could get a special type of rail we can

Get a detector Rail and put it right on top over here so once we’re on the body car and we go down and shut not do anything wait how do we make it activate we have to add Redstone oh yeah you’re right so let’s hook up some Redstone to

The back and if a Minecart’s over here yes it’s gonna activate it so let’s make the Redstone go down over here and we only needed to connect to one of the Pistons so let’s make it go around all the way like that we could throw down

Some repeaters to add the lane now once we hop on and we fall down watches me oh my gosh that worked literally perfectly what make the slide taller all right I’m on it I’m on it and boom this is super high but um wait a minute we have a problem Crystal it

Deletes the rails every time I get shot up just move it one block higher oh yeah wait that’s really smart if we just move this one block higher like that it should work now so let’s test it out if I put a minecart down and go it should

Launch me up and wait what um Crystal I just like ruined the whole thing you have to make it oh yeah because the Slime keeps moving it let’s use Bedrock good thinking Crystal so now it’s not gonna be movable now let’s test it out let’s put the mine

Cart down and when I fall up nothing happens Oh yeah you’re right because we fall down way too quick so let me expand this around like that perfect then let’s put some more delay on the repeaters like this now let’s test it out it has to work so if I hop into the slide then

Fall down I get launched on okay well I didn’t get any momentum it’s because you’re not moving fast enough yeah you’re right I think I know how to move fast if I make it like this WOW check it out now it’s gonna go down way quicker because the rails are pointing much

Higher up smart idea I didn’t even make it a power rail so we get extra speed so let’s test it out if we go we got launched perfectly oh my gosh wait the only thing that’s missing is a block right over here we have to

Make one spawn in how do you do that babe I think it’s actually really easy all we have to do is just like hook up a command block right over here so let’s grab a repeater and make it activate a little bit after we get launched up now

Let’s give myself a command block and we could throw it down right here and we need to block the spawn on top so let’s grab the command to fill it up with some cyan concrete and copy it over to the command block that now let’s try and

Test it out let’s see if it works if we ride down it should oh gosh it activate it too quick it hit my head James are you okay do you need a kiss well no no I don’t need a kiss but I hit my head because it activated too early oh my

Gosh wait Mel why are you my face I need to give you a kiss on the head now thank you Crystal I don’t need a kiss but now let’s see if it works I added a little bit more Lane now it should wow I forgot

To get rid of it oh gosh babes are you okay no I’m not okay I need to test it out again and come on it works oh my God