Opening a KISSING BOOTH in Minecraft!

What you doing oh i found these boxes and don’t know what they do kim these are littered two mystery memeows they don’t come out until august can i open it please can i open it yeah sure the new litter of mystery meows arrives in retailers this august collect all

These new kitties and keep an eye out to see what new memeos we have in store thanks mao opens a kissing booth in minecraft a kiss from aphmau causes anything touched by her lips to gain amazing powers but when jealous players want my ability they’ll try to kiss me or even steal my

Lips away okay sheep just let me take some of this wool okay long day of mining and now i have some wool so i can continue working on my house come on somebody anyway what’s ian doing hey ian what oh a kissing boat yeah hey aphmau um

Looks fancy ian uh how’s it going oh i’ve been here at the kissing booth all day and i have not gotten one kiss oh that’s too bad um i mean if you want i can kiss you you kiss me that’s ridiculous no no no no no that’s uh in fact uh the kissing

Booth is closed now okay okay but i thought you just had it open uh no no no no i don’t want a nice kiss from you but that would be just uh whoa anyways gotta go gotta go bye um okay bye all right hmm i mean it’s really nice

It’s got a little flower and everything it’s purple too huh oh a I wonder chest inside uh gold yeah just normal minecraft stuff yes what’s that i don’t know what is it come on girl let’s go check it out hey hey peter what’s up oh yeah this booth uh you get girl cooties with their magical magical kisses and i mean like a kiss

Would be like nice and stuff but like hey no you you go first just in case the cooties come out and eat your face pierce cooties aren’t real what ah next thing they tell me that herobrine is doing real you’re just trying to trick me because you know you

Bought a big old smoochery don’t you um no get your chicken wow first off i am not real but fine you know what this booth is actually open okay because i’m running the booth now and i’m gonna kiss noy and i’m not kissing your butt because that’s crap

Your butt got dunked on tears okay let’s kick the side and get some on the teeth wait a minute piece of levitation what oh thank you so much that’s good what happened i could fly and you said their word i’ve honey thinking about that kiss you desperately want from me and i think

It’s okay if you wait what’s going on annoying flying like that hey oh i think how about kiss these great wishes kiss me now what no come on i want the magical powers too no fine all right what if i uh kiss this tree did Yeah no thanks i’m gucci fine wait pierce you’ve always got one back no no no no no i don’t want to kiss you just shoo shoo go away pierce here’s what if i kiss your sheep i i did get the lips wait what who’d you kiss wait does that mean yeah what did

You kiss i i i kind of kissed pierce but i oh yeah things get a little too much for me guys i think i should probably just go home and like yeah what what what what are you guys talking about you’re getting weird on you i don’t like this big huh dude [Laughter]

Why is this happening maybe you should just go home and sit down and just think about this okay all right i’m going home all right all right come on grin till then we best get going i if you guys think of something don’t let me know

Yeah i’ll try to figure the problem oh my gosh oh no [Laughter] that was pretty funny with pierce i hope he’s okay but i wonder what else my lips can do they look so good on me hey do you think it like turned me back back to normal

Having this this this honking dump truck is just not doing so good for me just give me like a little kiss to kiss you please of course you were the one who didn’t want to kiss me remember but if you need my help then maybe oh thank you

Thank you so much don’t worry don’t worry all you gotta do is just gotta kiss my butt uh wait kiss your butt yeah yeah you just gotta kiss my butt i don’t gotta kiss the butt i i i i friend beard come on no come on this is a butt i

Don’t want to kiss your butt pierce i’m not touching you just kiss the butt oh my gosh i can’t believe this please i just pushed you on your butt i just whoa Anyway uh pierce is really busy now um oh i better go tell casey about this so i can see all these cool powers well let’s see um oh nice lipstick thank you aren’t they pretty also look this is part of something but i can grant kisses that grant powers

Look like i’m gonna kiss this cake okay watch watch let’s see uh oh it’s moving it’s alive casey look at that wait i want it i want cool powers Anyway ian what are you doing here listen listen it’s fine it’s fine watch this i discovered this out now see this perfectly normal furnace and what’s that oh a furnace nice see i brought it to life cool powers i don’t know if your powers do good as much as they do

Crazy stuff and that also that fur is on fire i don’t know if it likes that all right you know get out of there get out um i think it’s okay i’m gonna get away from that pierce is still bouncing out casey i don’t think it’s safe inside your house right now bye

Bye okay so let’s see uh ian also has kiss powers too but i don’t think his are very good is just fine um okay let’s see let’s give you some cool powers they’re sprayed and did it what happened to your arms oh my god i guess it’s hammer time that was really

Cool thanks for saving us casey oh oh wow [Applause] [Laughter] this never gets old do you want to kiss i actually uh i don’t think that’s necessary i’m just here to make sure that you’re safe and uh casey’s safe and yeah yeah this has been fun okay

Yeah i can see please yeah you got help i can’t help but i i may have to go right now wait come back okay i’m gonna get out of here stay right here i think okay i just gotta crawl he won’t look where their books at i should be good

Okay wait where’d she go uh who cares i don’t think he found me okay i see you right there i don’t want to kiss nobody i need your lips about please why i just i i think i got a solution that both it’ll work for both of us okay i

Just gotta make sure let me let me let me get in there just get yeah are you here ears my buns won’t fit anyway i am not touching your butt pierce the whole oh i i think i have a solution what’s your solution okay all right so i think i have a

Reason why you’ll kiss my butt now all right wait what no there’s no reason i get it you might be getting a little hung up on the whole butt thing but hey what if i just did a little ace what is [Laughter] that doesn’t help anything why not i

Would but um i’m worried about cooties yeah remember the cooties that you said earlier oh oh yeah yeah so i actually came up with a solution for that you see i i got a new anti-cooties potion so it’ll get rid of all the cooties if we get ourselves in too much trouble yeah

An anti-cootie potion like i don’t know how i feel about it piers i insist come on okay what’s the worst is gonna happen you know what i’m just gonna hang on to this for a little later okay but please please i’m not tired of the balance okay cheers

It keeps my sheep up at night how about this what if yeah i just kiss you on the cheek and we see what happens okay not butt cheek better nothing i guess yeah yeah yeah here yeah i’ll set myself up here you go right there all right right

There let me see and just rick i don’t know what hot hands granted what what does that mean did it do pierce wait what was that pierce that’s uh what what’s happening i i don’t know if that actually helped um i think it’s cooties pierce i think you got the cooties

I’m too hot [Laughter] [Applause] What’s happening ian what are you doing i need those lips come here give me that cat wait a minute yup yup you’re coming here come to my house come on i’ve already got you and you’re gonna be tied here I will not and um you know what ian how about this i have an idea um what do you think what if i kissed something else like you’re gold take a look Wait where are you going where are you going hang on fine go i gotta stop goldie oh what is this wait what oh no oh no no no no these are actual cootie monsters oh no the kissing has gotten out of control okay um i should have known better no

Can i oh no kissy hands no kissy hands i’m on the case what the whoa here’s oh die hey whoa nice that’s super effective good job it kind of hurts though but i’ll try it out what is going on out here oh what is that and why is pierce shooting fireballs kiss drop

These monsters keep them busy i’ll be right back yeah yeah sure um okay i gotta find a crafting table and there it is sorry all right uh what if i try to make a basic minecraft item like a sword would what a kiss sword what the what’s this whoa

Oh hey the kisses at the monsters uh Okay we got away zayn where are we doesn’t matter we should be safe here we shouldn’t have to worry about any weird kiss creatures here i even made anti-kiss potions for us to help potions oh anyway i’ve been working on a machine that should take away the power of the

Kisses how does this work all right af you stand over there by the machine let’s get you inside okay uh operator from yes get it i’ll go right on inside okay good close let’s get this stuff um okay come on initializing what’s happening what’s going on whoa Zayn let me out of here that is not good huh yeah what do we do about it i’m not sure um i looked really good with those lips too sorry well if he’s gonna be too powerful we have to stop him somehow okay with these swords we should be able to defend

Ourselves okay yeah oh the monsters are still here get out of here look what happened in the hub the swords are awesome um yeah it’s one hit can’t miss let’s see we got to get rid of that booth this is where everything started if we can take that out i’m sure that we

Can oh hey Oh did you not blow it up right the wrong tnt oh okay what is happening come on here we got to find another way to break this i’m on ideas that’s usually all i got wait wha what’s happening You give me back my lips no i’m never giving your lips back i love it i love the power of these lips and you can’t okay why is he so big oh you know using the power of your lips are really big too yeah thank you yeah you really hurts out here

These swords aren’t even denting them make this work do you have any tnt uh yeah but i don’t think it works i mean let me see let me see okay you’re fine you guys keep it distracted i think i have an idea yeah kim’s gonna have the problem let’s see um

Okay there it is there it is okay um let’s grab the anti-cooties potion the kiss drop upgraded anti-cooties potion what okay all right that’s not what i was expecting but uh uh okay all right let’s see is everyone okay kind of struggling hanging in there get over here

It’s time to stop your reign of terror Well ian now that you’re on our level i have to take you out yeah ow i don’t like it have any last words to say um who wants a kiss no give me back my lips give me back my lips sir but i love my lips

Back too look at me they were so cute on me oh i’m so sorry you don’t have your puffy little lips get them back so i can get my butt back also casey has hammers for arms i need to fix this but they’re really hot actually i really i think they’re super

Cool we need to be selfish keep them distracted a little while longer huh i am going to come over here so put the lips down tnt oh all right everyone let’s see if this will work okay all ears at this point i’m not trying to explode this

This tnt for this kiss tnt maybe able to destroy the kissing booth cheers no not the kids wait wait step back it works I what happened