Our SMP is lawless

Yeah okay okay wait a [ __ ] second wait a [ __ ] second is that dude what the [ __ ] i’ve never seen diamond spawn on the surface before ever hey what they’re i’m like three blocks down hit f3 what is your i’m [ __ ] with you there’s no diamonds wyatt has been crazy [ __ ] Are you going to poop down you know and you’re going to eat and swallow my purple jesus it never ends it never [ __ ] ends with you guys The adventures of me and hb building a huge [ __ ] conglomerate how would you feel if like the audio engineer that worked for disney i actually just smothered his nut sweat over every mic so that everyone was like they were like oh it smells weird just every single person that has ever

Used that mic is just always like how does it smell like that what i is it the Ball scent is so strong that it lingers forever or don’t say ball scent it doesn’t after every second don’t say balsam no that it stays there i don’t know which is worse you guys are [ __ ] stupid just one engineer bro he just [ __ ] takes a

[ __ ] big line a big line of sweat off his gooch and just [ __ ] wipes it off on that mic stop stop stop i’d be more concerned about the damage to the microphone potentially i just wiped it off on the pop filter don’t worry okay so here’s the i’m sorry cole but

I’m gonna go into this a little bit like unaired gooch is a very distinct smell it depends on the actor and what they were as how they were as a person that they would lean in to do a line smell it and probably recognize the smell because they probably smelled it because

Everyone has but then also the second step is would they say dude this this mic no no actor would be like hey this mic smells like gooch can i get a different one they would just grin and bear it because they’re getting paid exactly

And no one is going to point out that it smells like ball sack they might be like oh this mic smells a little weird yeah exactly but even then that’s [ __ ] weird who would do that it’s the perfect torture so why’d you get into audio uh

I need my image of the audience when it’s in the elevator not now it’s like the street has drawing boys there’s two swedes there i’m going to place all of our [ __ ] whatchamacallit sugarcan because like brought home a stack and a [Laughter] he’s so half dude he went to a prison recently

Uh to like because he works as a security like he operates security systems and he had a check in it that’s literally so [ __ ] stupid but i ate the spaghetti the way you told me to grandpa why can’t i have my meatballs the bowl

I even put on the dip that you like to laugh at and everything grandpa the [ __ ] please give me my meatball ah During online play you may be exposed to chat messages or other types of user-generated content that has not been rated and may not be suitable for all ages oh yeah minecraft not been rated whoa wait no what happened no okay did you dude okay i’m actually gonna [ __ ]

Kill you i’m gonna i i just realized what you were doing i’m gonna [ __ ] string you up by your nuts and spin you round and round till they pop off will they make it satisfying will they do twice or once but i skipped my sweet 16 because i’m cooler than my parents

Put a cactus on me did you put a cactus on me pigment can’t spawn in the real world yeah they can since well uh i don’t know a couple years ago they call me [ __ ] mc limbs i don’t think they call you that they call me

Is there any chance you’re telling a fib they call me crippled purple mc limbs because when i was two i crippled the man’s limbs oh [ __ ] that’s pretty [ __ ] up [ __ ] the glimpse why did you do that now you’re calling it to me too that’s right that’s what i thought

Crippled my glimpse you’re making me really uncomfortable i’m going to eat soup now we’re not done here probably make limbs you get back here they also call me [ __ ] mclimbs because i can do this thing where i shrivel my limbs up and they become purple nubs that’s that’s pretty [ __ ] up did you

Show me that no it hurts hold on let me do it god oh god i thought he was joking oh god come on turn them back to normal okay i need somebody to put their finger in my mouth so i can blow really hard to

Pop them back out put your own oh right does it have to be a finger can i just put like a fork or just don’t put your dick in my mouth okay okay i’m putting my thumb in your mouth and put my thumb in your mouth if you’ve been diagnosed with

Moderate to severe autism you may be entitled to this station [ __ ] make limbs you’re an anomaly and i don’t agree with you please don’t put your dick in my mouth please did you and the real i changed my name to hepatitis and the real ones thanks for coming out tonight we are

Hepatitis and the real ones here’s our first song um oh god syphilis all right thanks for coming out our set tonight includes such hits as syphilis what’s a condom and how do i where’s my phone how do i where’s my phone and uh thanks to our sound engineer

Marcy who is our base its dog say hi marcy do your parents know you hot glue it excuse me i do not [Laughter] hot and blue hot glue hopefully i’m going to make a couple little uh upgrades to my situation i’m going to make a couple of philosophies that’s racist don’t say that

Shut the [ __ ] up no you think you can judge me yes and i just did are there certain fuels that make smelting go faster in a furnace or is it just like yeah it might make a blast yeah my fart’s in your mouth and then you fart into the blast

Well how in the heckles do i make a blast i don’t even know honestly minecraft wiggy wyatt that’s cheating you can’t [ __ ] cheat stop bro that is not funny violating the integrity of your [ __ ] videos blast furnace i spelled furnace from this is not [ __ ] funny i am so upset with you

Do you have minecraft i’m considering picking it up right now you know this is i’m not exactly the one to talk because i don’t have gary’s mod but i think you’re the first person i’ve met in like the last seven years who doesn’t own minecraft

You say it like it’s some kind of insult that’s just an observation why is it like i didn’t mean to make it insulting if that’s how i was working i didn’t i didn’t mean to interpret his insulting either i’m glad that was resolved thanks mediator siebel today we’re gonna

Today we’re gonna roast a fish on a fire i need it’s organ meat only holy [ __ ] do i sound nasally and i hate it don’t worry have you never heard your own voice before i have it’s just oh i hate the sound of my voice i used to

And then i got used to it but if you want any like console from somebody who literally sounds like my nose is shoved up with like like acorns and worms like whatever acorns and worms apples and worms in bed with your girl right now and she’s feeding me acorns and worms

Can you feel the worm squirrel squiggling around in your nose no i can feel them squiggling around in my brain they’re making my brain smooth health is that why they called you worm brain in school no they called me smooth brain in school because i took out my brain

Once and it was perfectly smooth i like the idea that you went to like an alien school where you guys instead of like kids like [ __ ] taking their viewers out like dude i have a longer wiener it looks like you guys just take your [ __ ] brains out be like

Evil’s brain is smooth [ __ ] doesn’t having a smooth braid mean you are very stupid it means you’re [ __ ] dead what about your other organs are they smooth huh what about your other organs are your other organs what’s an organ yeah your heart your liver and your what

That’s those are the only ones um i uh ate them are your veins bumpy yeah um yeah it’s it hurts oh yeah you’ve heard of sickle cell now get ready for sickle vein That’d be a funny skit people like people being like why are you [ __ ] on the floor and i’m just actively denying it the entire time i’m doing it stop stop what dude i’m just dude like hanging out man why are you pooping i’m what dude i’m just standing here what are you doing

Is this okay for twitch i don’t know i’m not getting subs being a [ __ ] normie rest in peace spelled carrot [Laughter] stop shut up stop it stop yelling at me shut the [ __ ] up people you’re being really disrespectful yeah and you’re being really stupid why are you talking to me this way

I don’t appreciate your word language i don’t appreciate when you look at me and i go and you go we used to love whenever you i would look at you and you would go and i would go no no no you made that up i hated it i always

Hated it that’s [ __ ] you loved it you bullied me and i it was my defense mechanism to laugh oh [ __ ] i found a village oh [ __ ] why are there little men why are there little men they’re so small but they look like grown men but they’re tiny what the they’re also we

Every one of them is we say that again but in old english they’ve they’ve not much mass about them no no no no frog english i guess if a tiny villager is not a creature with much mess to it it is small and has big head long and nose it hit four leggies

They like live on their pro tark tone of big men you know the shawn of the dead sean of the dead two and shawn of the dead 3 return of sean ah yes i forgot about those don’t you remember that movie no i don’t that was like one of my favorite ones honestly

I know you’re screwing with me now but it’s called shawn of the dead too hot pubes isn’t that right the hell was that that was interesting that’s what happens in in the lingo of bengal when you when you kill a bulka god that’s horrifying that’s what happens in the lingual of

Bengal when you juggle a fungal and you drop it on a man’s foot yep that’s what happens when you uh when you drop a stone on your foot when you’re carrying you go that’s what happens when you force you to rabbit carrots for 25 years and it

Gets too big for you to control oh no the guy was making a tree house you put a bunch of stone and it wants retribution there’s a lot to unpack oh [ __ ] oh god oh no i’m dying that face when you don’t have stability Meat poisonous potato Selling I i don’t know what’s causing it it’s not a super issue because it happens every time [ __ ] a plug and that’s probably the um it’s probably the old combat mechanics plugin simpsons oh yeah [Laughter] greedy goblin please again take back hey a man has fallen into the river in lego city oh sam hyde lego city poke me too much and i just might hatch i would [ __ ] coconut

Humble keeper of the face is there an afk timer in this in the server no okay you will die of starvation before you get kicked okay i thought you couldn’t die of starvation yeah i don’t know i don’t know this game no you can’t all right well um cool

How’d you get kicked out a hunter you didn’t die of salvation that’s right i didn’t die of starvation i got [ __ ] kicked badmin and all of my items are gone yes yes awesome yay right yes yes what i’ve always wanted yes oh they’re back okay

Well if you get that upset at a video game called breath of the wild the sequel to the so if you get that mad at breath of the wild okay passenger of [ __ ] lyrics oh that’s the band i forgot this i i guess it’s stable tapers on my penis

It is from your fetus i apologize i was wrong the flash forms can drink fringes from your fetus this is [Laughter] [Laughter] please [Laughter] i don’t know what’s [Laughter] the funny point this is turning into mr brightside now he’s spreading his ass and they’re crawling inside and he’s screaming in pain as they’re crawling inside my [ __ ] inventory is full of stones you should probably pass those not kidney stones you damn hard oh bashy