Playing Modded Minecraft For The First Time

Foreign he does not want to see Minecraft on his timeline no wait hold on I gotta respond to him but no I can change we can’t slime yeah you wanted to take me to your Tavern and stuff follow me okay uh if you the shops the player runs shops

There’s like a market in town uh when you cross the docks like is that a duck is that a duck yeah it’s a real duck come on you can pet the Ducks pet the animals oh my God it makes me so happy for no reason see

Oh this is um this is Zambia’s house wait wow like all of your guys’s stuff is like super okay make fun of me here what is this oh oh I think I went up too far oh God tactical retreat [ __ ] I’m in yeah thank you well I could have done

This oh yeah oops oh God Shen please don’t die wouldn’t that be funny breaks your ankles that’s very funny and look he’s a creeper gone foreign well the first question is what in the hell am I gonna do first Joe how do you do emotes uh why press y z

Rather because you’re a German keyboard yep hold on oh I don’t hear the emote the emote is called please Clap the clap one doesn’t have the okay noise okay how do I this is my favorite one that Ross made the other day Let’s see what do we have [Laughter] anyways oh my god There he goes hold on what other emote is there that I can show off yeah what why am I standing oh wait oh you’re not standing for me this is totally an accident [Laughter] Mary said something about South wait maybe this is where Barry was talking

About why why are you on the floor because I can’t I’m a little guy you got a really clean floors I’m a silly little guy yeah that creeper looks awesome what the [ __ ] right yeah there’s Dark Souls combat oh my God what the hell yeah and different things have like different uh attack

Speeds so like I can I can make like a dagger hold on let me make one so like I’ve got a dagger oh that’s cool but yeah Shen the world is your oyster I’m dead your oyster reposo the world was harsh and cold and did you in too quickly That’s so [ __ ] stupid Arrow dead okay there we go actually you and me we can explore the the craft of money I’m hitting it Shen you and me we’re gonna go on mining okay yeah you need food I have food I have smoked we have food okay you’ve got lots

Of food okay meet me at spawn before you do slash set home so that we can just come here whenever we need to okay okay and then you do slash spawn okay there we go now come along with me and you will see in the world of your

Imagination oh okay I guess I can go with that too what the [ __ ] is that it’s a dragon oh my God just chilling see these are these are things that you can do yeah there’s also oh my God wait that’s a chocobo it’s an actual Chocobo oh oh my God

It’s yeah I gotta need me one of those so here is the portal to the other world the one that gets regenerated every week we’re gonna go get you some resources in there let’s go let’s go so I like to personally pick a direction and just go um okay So you’re just [ __ ] disappeared into the sky it’s so funny oh um oh yeah I forget you’re not a slime yeah I kind of have to go I kind of have to go the long way around what the [ __ ] is happening up there oh those are sky

Islands also loot in this game there are loot chests and their instance so you will you can’t steal loot from other people oh really yeah so I think somebody cleared this as indicated by that building stuff like disappear distance just like while I’m looking at a flamingo

All right see you at the top huh where is he I am so alone wait does the where’s Joe I need you I need him to help me I’m like two two years old Joe cat CH you there [Laughter] hi Ellen chat no just like oh hey Shen

Where did you go and I immediately just [ __ ] die bye [Laughter] could you hear me screaming while I was falling no oh thank god let’s try that again I’m going down bye all right see you at the bottom bye I hate you Don’t help me I don’t have an ax anymore [Laughter] hello hold on give me a sec I’m I’m gonna give you my stone ax stay there stay just stay there stay Crouch okay okay here hopefully I don’t drop this oh hello is that mud what is

It it’s mud okay I was like oh what the [ __ ] wait wait hold on Oh my God no come back Oh my God yeah you just have an arrow in your head it’s just been there for a while yeah it’s a fashion statement okay hear about the Minecraft movie it’s a pretty big Blockbuster shut the [ __ ] up whoa there that looks cool that looks like a

Giant skull what the [ __ ] let me make up some boats oh my God it is like a big skull what is this hello God it’s like a big skeleton yeah that’s what I said oh crafting table so someone’s been here someone most likely has been here

At first I thought that said my dick left the game but it’s murdick my dick just said goodbye goodbye boat oh yo there’s a pirate ship your fiddly being a pirate is all right with me do a chill one cause I’ll pirate degree you are a pirate this looks so

Cool what the [ __ ] that’s looted for booty I will try I don’t have anything to build with hold on you’re the person I am the person I have the build stuff on we have the text good job um yeah um hold on there we go hold on wait sorry

Come on okay I’m working on it wait there we go there we are you did it how do I get out of the water you okay it won’t let me move so we’ll let you move right right this one’s got some [ __ ] in it um it’s

Got iron and a skeleton skull oh mine had like diamonds and gold oh good for you oh my God ah come down here hold on hold on I’m organizing my inventory to check this [ __ ] out Joe you won’t believe what I found whoa It’s a entire stash of chests Matrix fish

What the [ __ ] yo you found Neil what the [ __ ] is there a matrix fish do you want to do the honors oh yeah yeah hold on where’s my block I had one as well hold on hold on hold on this Popsicle stand all right Joe you ready yes

All right we’re good you went below deck I I fell and then I got scared okay let’s go I uh I have very bad decisions also Joe I’m gonna do it these poor fish need to be released back into the ocean yeah there’s a lot of them

Like look at these they need to go back into the ocean let’s leave nothing free look at them go they all need to go so many wow we go back into Freedom I’m Gonna Keep Them Freedom they float to the top because they’re dead yeah look at that it’s just they’re already dead

No they’re free they’re free they’re free goldfish I’m alone Joe cat it’s fine I am an adult I don’t need anybody to look after me I’m not scared I can handle myself one minute later I’m so scared What the heck did somebody draw this here what is this do you see look on the map oh what the it’s an arrow yeah what is that wait like an arrow of ice it’s an arrow of ice showing in that direction oh no she’s dead come back here

Yeah it’s just a huge Arrow I love that because you have to cancel out of Perpetual emotes like sitting uh I like that you can just like skid across the ice yeah foreign [Laughter] oh it’s straight up like one of those towns wow this town ain’t big enough for the both of us wait what the [ __ ] yes it is [Laughter] Paul partner I can’t you made him mad you’re fine you actually anchored them I angered the spirits well he’s on the floor now okay God he’s gonna pop up at any moment oh Jesus I’m actually a little spooked that’s what you get for attacking ghosts for no reason no you’re approaching me partner

Off in the distance oh what the what the what is that it’s like a rainbow Tower what the [ __ ] it’s so huge it’s huge massive massive oh look at this what there’s there’s like something everywhere why is there so much this is insane and we don’t we’re not even in

The huge big building up top yet right this is like the outside it’s like a taste of the riches that are inside thank you what the [ __ ] was that what the [ __ ] was that what happened I just I turned around I just heard really loud screaming oh I

Think it might have been rocked oh God damn it foreign [Laughter] it’s coming from above me I’m so scared okay I’m good fine I’m leaving see you later goodbye Sharon hold on nothing could hurt me nothing can hurt me nothing can hurt me nothing can hurt me

There you go you’re safe now all right well I’m gonna go check the loot you’ll be fine I’m sure he’s had his fun no don’t joke [ __ ] I hate you thanks for joining the server thanks for letting me in all right do you want to go so here’s my

Guess my guess is that there’s probably monsters in there because apparently they’re like big dungeons with monsters and like dangers I would do one second let me open up my inventory just a little bit more so I can have stuff because uh there’s probably some really good loot in there

I should have just hit the gritty When Ross started oh [ __ ] Ross oh God it’s Ross Everybody Run oh I didn’t what the [ __ ] it happened again yeah okay so it’s probably not the Shader then because that happened on my end as well that’s just the server being weird unless it’s Ross

He’s somewhere I don’t trust that man he’s everywhere yeah it’s like oh God it’s it’s Frost it’s like with Andy’s coming but Ross is coming Ross is coming help help oh my God oh there’s a spawner up here wait what it’s a spawner light it up actually why

Should I light it oh [ __ ] watch out what the f wait how do I get oh no TPA ouch yeah it seems like those guys hurt a lot I block myself in with gold blocks um I’ll minus out uh I’ll try and clear them so that you can get your stuff you

Died like instantly yeah here it’s close by we minus out and then I’ll try and clear as much as I can okay they’re all over the place What the [ __ ] okay well I just died instantly um we are screwed how do we get out of here we are screwed um that’s a good question uh I really want my stuff because it’s a lot of stuff I’m gonna mine this out for now oh

We can go down oh yes let’s go down because they’re less of them down hopefully I’ll I’ll stay up here in case you die oh [ __ ] um they are after me they have two diamond swords Joe yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah they are after me

There after me they are after me there after me there after me they are after me they are after me there after me try and find a safe spot oh did you get him um yeah yeah okay so I managed to get but um I died immediately afterwards yes

I saw it because like I got it right there um so the ones with the heads they take a few hits but uh one of them the ones without the heads they die in one hit okay awesome I’m going back down okay I can’t oh that’s so bad how did that

Happen Okay so bad news that didn’t work out as much as I wanted I fell down I fell down I didn’t mean to hold on okay stealth mission or I’m running for my [ __ ] life hold on there’s a guy up here I’m gonna see

If I can get him okay okay are you sure yeah it’s like there’s only oh no no no no it’s not safe it’s not safe it’s not safe at all it is not safe Oh God oh God just grab your stuff and leave describe yourself I don’t know where my stuff is stuff is is it not a highlight I see it I see it hold on let me clear path well I need to go up there but like I uh

Um oh hey oh my God oh my God I think he’s stuck okay never mind that’s not okay that stuck he’s on me oh no he’s not you he’s running oh okay okay okay I got all my stuff back nice nice I’m gonna grab mine and then backpack go

Okay here there’s a guy here if you oh my God he hurts a lot oh [ __ ] sorry I do you guys did not see that okay he’s dead oh man that sucked oh man I wonder how you died oh that was so weird oh man weird

All right oh man I killed her a lot yeah okay that’s good all right mine is right up there yes okay now we’re going home are we going no we’re leaving ever leaving slash home slash home and stay still [Laughter] never never again even though we died we

Came we came out of it as better people we learned so much about each other yeah that we can’t fight and just that we can do anything if we put our minds to it shut up and honestly that’s amazing that’s the power of friendship yeah I don’t want you to live

Here anymore oh yeah that’s fair that’s pretty much it um that was the last thing I wanted to show you because I should definitely go back to work because I’ve been delaying that but yeah that’s fair yeah welcome to bounce now I’m alone and scared I just need to figure out

Where the [ __ ] I’m gonna go now maybe I can go like somewhere over here but I don’t know what I would want to build what would I want to build lag Spike incoming oh dear oh lag [Laughter] it’s really funny Hobbit type house would be sick that would be sick [ __ ]

I’m just starting to clear out the area because I’m going to start on my little little hobbit hole here I’ve I’ve got an idea I’ve got an idea I’ve got an idea I’ve got an idea just just bear with me no wait that’s not what I meant to do uh

Oh oh that’s unfortunate oh we can probably use those for something else ah you [ __ ] [ __ ] bye [Laughter] what’s up that looks trippy what the [ __ ] that looks [ __ ] terrible now it looks worse how do I keep doing this oh God it doesn’t matter whatever let’s make it

Even worse oh okay maybe not that bad how about we do this though that looks better okay we just need torches you know what we’re gonna do you know what we’re gonna do you know what we’re gonna do we’re gonna do we’re gonna do we’re gonna we’re gonna create a little mine shaft

[ __ ] I’m going down I don’t know what to do with all this original off is there any way to just get rid of trash I’m just gonna um do the rational thing and um And nothing of value was lost what the [ __ ] oh my God ladies and gentlemen my cat don’t tell me I need to like go underground for this oh [ __ ] yeah nope that looks like ass love it God damn it this [ __ ] is hard man that is not how I

Built that [ __ ] I’m the worst how am I having such issues mirrowing a bill mirror mirroring English is a hard language again I’m making this harder for me than I genuinely have to but you know we’re uh we’re living it right now okay we’re getting there I’m I’m copying

It one by one okay here we go okay one more down below it’s symmetrical right it feels asymmetrical oh it’s the grass yeah I guess so I’m just gonna cover this hole up because we don’t need to see that okay now comes the thing that I am mostly terrified of the inside but

First that is a minecart that’s a cauldron I’m a [ __ ] idiot that’s how you do it there we go I made it pretty far I made it like a nice little inside why is there just skeleton Dogman okay that’s really funny over here okay God dang it

Oh Dismount what wait I know it’s the stairs okay I mean it it it’s a work in progress but it’s it looks fine it definitely does not look like a hobbit hole that’s for sure but that’s fine Personal Touch all right I’ll I am going

To lay down I will talk to you guys later thank you so much for watching I am out of here bye bye y’all no