Presidents Play Modded Minecraft S2 E4 (MATRIX DIMENSION) *parody*

Yo boys are you all ready to finally enter the Minecraft Matrix hell yeah brother it’s about time that we all become based in red pilled like Daddy Trump how are we supposed to get in though well it turns out we don’t need to crash the server after all with a lag

Machine the jars we stole from Klaus should let us get in by simply opening it and letting the Matrix consume us well alrighty then I have the jar right here I’m going to open it and see what it does AO guys it’s starting to come out attention everyone we are all in

This together let’s go to the Matrix boys and take it for ourselves Andrew you better get your ball slapping human trafficking closeted gay sex having anime music jamming Tick Tock dancing ass up boy I literally caught your brother Tristian learning the Walk via YouTube video in your grandma’s

Basement you ugliest boy El Mal you must think you’re Pat God because I’m about to get to that dick at a dip and flip and flop and dippity-dop and whip and slip and sipping you dirty as you look like Barack Obama’s autistic cousin bro Andrew go away you

Traitor you literally tried to create an Insurrection in order to overthrow our government in episode 13 only I get to do that nah bro I am a changed man please let me go with you I must unlock the secrets of the Matrix so I can make infinite Bugattis no Andrew you are not

Coming with us and that is final you have 60 seconds to leave before I let this Choppa start blasting guys look over there quick the national debt that was caused under your guys’s administrations is right over there OMG where Andrew that’s like 18 trillion dollars I don’t see it Elmo get baited

Y’all are dumb I am entering the Matrix now hahaha and you will not do about it bro he really just tricked us we got to go after him yeah let’s Let The Matrix consume us boys I hope this goes well and we don’t die guys my screen is starting to flicker black and

White it’s so hypnotizing that one of my Secret Service agents is doing the worm dance next to me for some reason I’m pretty sure he’s having a seizure you need to call the ambulance right now I don’t even know what is going on OMG I’m going through the same loading screen

That we got when Klaus booted us off our server that must be good bro there’s no way we just got teleported to the void there’s magic trees and lucky blocks in here guys I guess this is the Matrix hell Mal this is kind of

Lame I expected it to be a little more dangerous Donald you dumbass this place is plenty dangerous our games are literally on hardcore mode so if we die it’s over for us that is some BS No Cap we got to get out of here as soon as possible I’m going to start opening

Lucky Blocks Joe I wouldn’t open those if I were you bro you’re gonna die but anyway we need to figure out where Andrew Tate went so we can bust a cap in his ass naho I’m going to keep opening the lucky blocks our overpowered super suits are built for this kind of

Thing all right well I’m gonna do something that is actually useful yo Obama come with me so we can figure out what is even going on wait Donald there’s a key card reader over here next to some command blocks maybe if we can find the key card we can activate them

Great Obama we need to find that key card I just reached a village that was past one of the doors oh okay I’m coming right now the lucky blocks just gave me a bunch of trash items maybe the village has some better stuff guys I found a whole ass caveman in one

Of the caves I don’t know if it’s friendly Obama I am not a caveman you buffoon I’ve just been stuck here for literal years surviving on that liver King Primal diet because there’s barely any food here oh it’s just moist critical nice your moist you got to help

Us get back to our homeland so we can Liberate the Minecraft Universe Elm how the do you want me to do about it I’ve been stuck here as well and this Village won’t do anything to help me leave this Dimension so I’ve just been playing Minecraft here all alone while

My streamer buddies have fun without me bro that’s sad and all but we need to carry on with our adventure yo boys let’s go look for some more NPCs to interact with wait before you leave the locals here have been talking about some sort of Matrix remote that can possibly

Allow someone to leave this place but it’s merely an urban legend conspiracy theory that goes around so I wouldn’t have too much faith in it okay Penguin man I will keep that in mind this place is oddly peaceful for some reason guys and it’s kind of creepy No

Cap yeah I don’t like this place at all we should have just kept hiding on the island or inside our bunkers like little Donald during the 2020 White House protests Frick you Obama you right now or use my trump card to boot you off of here permanently I’d

Like to see you try hoe my super suit is much better than your obese Iron Man rip-off OMG it’s been so long since the last time we had visitors my name is Joe Rogan and I am the leader of this Village hi Joe Rogan the podcaster that’s pretty nuts that you ended up

Here as well but we’re looking for a matrix remote or key card that can help us get back to our homeland El Mao you children really believe in such a myth there is no such thing as a matrix remote because there is no way to leave this place the entities will corrupt you

Long before you even get close whatever Rogan your useless Village is if it gets drone strike don’t be surprised yo guys let’s go explore this place guys I wouldn’t try to go past the barrier if I were you the Matrix entities will you up just stay here and we can keep

You safe unlike those classified documents that Trump had well now no one cares about some stupid magic barrier me and the boys would beat the out of any monster that we encounter here whatever when you come running back here don’t cry for help this Village is one

Of the only safe place is in The Matrix those entities have this locked down harder than North Korea how about we just take over this True Donald that is a good idea Hey Joe Rogan you better drop your sword or this Choppa is going to start blasting Elmo I don’t know what the hell a Choppa is but I am the best fighter in the village and I can take any of you guys on easy oh

Yeah well perhaps some busted kneecaps would change your mind hey yo what the type of weapon is that all right I do what you say please man all right boys we now have control of this Village I’m gonna Force the residents to help build us a magnificent White House for

The three of us that is made out of the finest gold okay I’m gonna help invoke martial law and put down any rebellions or insurrections within the village during the transfer of power guys I think I see the magical barrier that Rogan was talking about it appears

To be protecting the Village from The Matrix so I’m going to go past it and see what happens okay Joe but let’s be real your dementia ass is probably going to die guys we got a rebellion forming over here the citizens are not happy about the recent changes of leadership

It would sure be nice if we had a National Guard we could send in to tear gas them don’t worry Donald I brought some extra tear gas in my backpack I’m going to use it on the protesters and I’m also going to pull a 1989 Tiananmen Square massacre on the protesters to

Bring the riot under control good Obama we must put down the insurrectionists and charge the rest with crimes like we did with Trader Trump Joe I am not a traitor I was being patriotic on January 6th and we all know it so you whatever you say Donald I got the riot

Under control I’m going to place down some chat GPT AI powered flamethrower turrets to make sure the citizens will never go against us again the AI that powers the hive mind system answers directly to us great idea Obama we must invest into ai-powered weapon systems imagine all the stuff we could do with

It yeah this giant laser prototype that Elon left in one of the chests is op is it automatically incinerates anything that I tell it to guys I’m being attacked by some I’m running back to the Village there’s like 3 000 of them well I guess the Matrix is

Pretty dangerous then we need to start Mass producing our AI laser so we can actually stand a chance against the entities attention everyone the top G has ascended I am literally Batman now because of the matrix’s power you peasants must bow down to me Andrew you ass don’t make me pack your

Dumb ass again I don’t even know how you’re still alive but you sure as hell won’t be when I hit you with this gliss shut up hoe I already apologize for what happened in episode 13 what more can you want we both have the same goal guys

This is not the time some of the entities got past our barrier and they can shape-shift into our bodies okay Joe I’m on my way I’m breaking out the flamethrower so we good Donald are you not going to back me up man we need to do something about Tate’s dumb ass we

Cannot team with him after what he did to us nah this is is just a temporary thing when this is all over and Klaus is defeated we’re going to host the Geneva Convention and invite every country on here to make sure a war like this doesn’t happen again OMG Donald you

Actually have a good idea for once we must achieve a peace treaty with chairman XI ping and Russian President Vladimir Putin yeah that is kind of Genius our server is definitely in need of some sort of international law after what has happened so far we also need to

Vote Donald’s dumbass out of office so I can fix everything that he broke yeah that’s not going to happen you’re Andrew Tate how the hell did you even become Batman that makes no sense we all thought you were dead when I entered the Matrix I found a cute young fellow with

That drip so I robbed his dumbass of his valuables Alma I even stole his credit card or whatever the hell it is but I don’t need it because I’m already rich as bro Andrew that card you have is literally the key card that we were looking for I’m going to need you to

Hand it over well you’re going to have to offer me something the top G don’t work for free um I guess I can pardon you of any future crime you commit in real life after I beat Joe’s done mass and win the 2024 election that’s a deal Donald you

Can have this credit card or whatever but you better keep your promise because I’m tired of having to commit my crimes in foreign countries guys I’m pretty sure that’s illegal perhaps I’ll have to bump Donald’s felony indictments to 41 I’m on my dementia can’t even keep count

Of all of his crimes yeah I think selling pardons violates some sort of federal law but I’m not sure shut the up you guys you all wouldn’t know anything about business like me the master businessman pardons be selling for a lot of money these days all right

Well I got what I wanted I have literally become Batman so I’m gonna hop off for now and drive my real life supercars because my house arrest got lifted okay I guess I’ll get off as well we can try using the key card tomorrow yeah this key gonna hop off for now