ProProMello – VR Minecraft is More Real Than Real Life 3

Oh that’s a sweet sound of dead Skelly oh that’s that’s music to my no no it’s raping hey guys this is episode three of I’m not changing out of Steve skin because the Steve skin is the best skin let’s get into it hmm oh we we’re getting some we’re

Getting some sick new threads bro swag iron swag oh yeah that’s sweet sound of XP wait you you gotta have the iron pickaxe man yeah look at that beauty that is it wrong to be a little bit turned on by that let’s do a little bit of a cost

Analysis here this is a half armor per iron this on the other hand is it’s better okay we’re gonna get some pants straight-up jeggings oh yes suit up baby I am Iron Man look at this let’s just put them on oh dang look at that oh oh

She thick boy I’ve been doing those donkey kicks those stair climbs good obviously I need more iron though there’s no way I’m going outside this is super high stakes now man I’ve got iron jeggings on I don’t even know what jeggings are I just think it sounds hilarious Frick Frick I don’t have

Enough wood it’s night I can’t go out at night I’m not gonna go out at night with only freakin iron jeggings on do you hear that you hear there is freaking skeleton sounds yeah I’m gonna go out and that get out of here how dark

Is it down there bro that’s too dark I was too dark what that bro that’s still that’s risky I’m gonna have to make this crap double-wide too I’ll let that light propagate a little bit you know just wind up the area brighten up the space so it’ll look

Great you know I mean I got time might as well make this double-wide you know that’s that’s being efficient anaesthetic so nobody can fault me there and I’m not mad you know if I can be aesthetic and efficient this is great it helps with interior design and light

Propagation that’s to two mobs with one stone yes daylight oh yeah you hear that you hear that sound oh that’s a sweet sound of dead Skelly oh yeah oh that’s that’s music to my no no [Laughter] he’s still dying he’s still doing I can’t stop laughing that’s too good how

Is he dying it’s it’s the portal the arch portal it saved me well I can’t go outside now there’s only so much I can do in this stupid hole I wanted to go out and get some wood man I’m such a wuss but bro high stakes man you can’t

Call me a wuss I got jeggings I gotta do it man I gotta cook some meat I’m literally just sitting here and watching the mutton cook that’s that’s what my life is I’m I’m still what else am I gonna do I’m sorry they it’s raining outside the stupid hole is getting dark

I got jeggings man oh hey muttons done all right Supper’s up boy oh yeah that’s that’s some tasty mutton mmm down the hatch baby I feel like a new man got some food in my belly I’m not going out there no I know no no yeah ah

Man hey man come on you can do this you can do this you got the jeggings for a reason boy let’s go oh my gosh bruh was that a creeper there there could be one right there straight up dude I think that’s just water no that was just water you

Guys what was it bro man I’m psyched out I’m getting attached to these jeggings all right let’s water its water for sure it’s stupid water it’s creepin the Frick atomy water I think we’re gold oh my gosh geez I thought that droplet was literally something okay no it’s looks so good

Outside dude look at this man yeah that wetness looks awesome and I’m scared I’m so scared right now I can’t even enjoy it I’m freakin psyched bro alright we’re gonna close this bro I don’t even know why I was scared man look at this water this looks so cool

And I’m freaking peeing my pants right now I’m a happy man I’m still scared but at least if I die I’ll die knowing that it was in a beautiful rainstorm and I had sick add jeggings what is that oh bruh bruh there’s a straight-up temple

Over there this is the worst time to go exploring but look at me look at that though that’s dope right right it right in my backyard just over yonder I don’t want to go here all I wanted was wood all I wanted was wood now look at me I’m straight-up risking

The jeggings and I’m going to a stupid desert temple look at this it’s got a moat around it the question is bridge or swim brick way is it no no it’s got a night this is a mistake where’s my sword prick oh my gosh no no I just heard a

Zombie man where’s the portal where’s the portal freaked me freaked me this was a mistake I’m an idiot I’m an idiot there’s home there’s home there’s home there’s home we’re not being followed boys we’re not being followed we’re good golden golden boys golden girls golden ladies and

Gentlemen let’s get the Frick home I didn’t even get any wood you idiot I didn’t even get any wood here we are back in the freaking hobbit hole it’s not raining anymore that doesn’t help it’s night it’s nighttime prick me all right well I just took a little break because

I really couldn’t stand the whole I you know I got to go to bed you know this whole doesn’t look so bad now yeah it’s nice and honestly I’m feeling kind of no no I think I spend more time deliberating on whether I should go outside or not then I do actually

Playing this game can’t be that bad out there where are you at boy huh I’m too scared too scared bro you know what come on there’s no way I’m gonna die all right I’ve got some jeggings and I’ve got a sword it’s it’s not a good sword

You know it’s enough to to get some water all right I am done being a pansy we’re just gonna go out let’s go boy come on come on anybody else anybody else just these two this is two let’s go let’s go come on come on rally him around Oh Frick where am i

Where am i crap crap crap come here boy come here you ain’t got nothing ha ha that’s right see that’s what a that’s what a little bit of sleep does I’m I’m a new man can I just hear a skeleton ok Frick Frick I’m not a new man I’m out

I’m out I’m out I’m done I’m done this game is garbage I hate this we’re done we’re done gosh well I got some string we’re gonna do this he’s no big deal you got mr. Zambia over here oh there’s Spidey there’s ambu homing prick dude see this

100 IQ plays 100 IQ plays ha ha ha wait hundreds of bad I think 100 is average this is an average IQ play baby average IQ play that’s that’s what I’m known for crow mellow average IQ you see all this Ron flesh just bodies just piling up

Around me hey get over here fricking left4dead looking oh my how many are there was I afraid of where’s that Skelly man what am i full health easy easy come here boy Oh Frick Frick holy crap my swords almost out crap what am I gonna do I don’t have enough wood

For another sword I’m done complaining we’re gonna use this time wisely look at that look at that just it’s more breathable my mother would be happy with with this this cool setup that I got going on I could have the girls over the ladies you know I could entertain a bit

You know before it was garbage now I can have some I mean I’m sure there’s got to be some girls with low enough standards right I’m using this door to open up the area if you will I’m doing an experiment on how bad jokes can get is there a

Lower limit it’s hard to say but I think we’re getting close looks like prime wood harvesting boys we got Peter Parker over there god no no boom boy Oh we got one boom boy all right swords a little bit iffy do I even want to do

This of course we do no I mean we got a tree right here III don’t think he’s gonna see us right ha boom baby saved by the RNG bail I punching trees again because I still don’t have an axe don’t ask me why see and now I’m broadening my

Horizons got some more diverse sheep sheep of all different races like that’s it’s so cool you know you’re just making a real effort to include everybody it’s it’s good to see you know you don’t see that a lot these days oh yeah yeah come at me bro you know how many of your

Freaking can’t I slaughtered last night let’s go let’s go son you want some of this Frick Oh psych come and get it bro come and get it you fire Frick let’s go I laughs idiot I love some good wood in the morning right wait a second

Times are looking up boys I used to be a poor little little youngin but now look at me now we’re just we got 12 torches baby Reno Haven it’s time to do some spelunking some minecraft spelunking a torch in hand soaring the other time to make myself aware of my surroundings

This is this is a wild world in need of taming and I am the man that will bring civilization through this land I guess I claim this world for America all right baby that’s one cave down kind of a downer pretty small man come on there’s not

Enough hours in the day first I want to set some sweet torches get rid of at least some of the stupid mobs tame this wild wilderness just a little bit and now I can mine again I can freakin mind I’ve got a hole for torches

Yeah who cares who cares son I killed so many of you I’m a new man old old mellow he would have been scared but at this point I’m like bruh ain’t even interesting I’d wreck your day oh yeah growl all you want growl all you want it’s time to go deeper

I’ve got torches plenty now there’s really no reason for the double-wide sorry those of you who are more aesthetically minded but it’s time to get work done again alright no more mr. nice mellow it’s time to get some resources to suck this place dry alright I’m going to exploit this land for all

It’s worth I don’t I don’t get a crap about the environment oh yeah see that exploit the natural resources I am the first man I make the rules of this land I’m the only power here what’s the old mining song that those stupid dwarves do and that’s know why this thing snow

White we are a bunch of dudes I think I’ve gone a bit deep boys we’re gonna put that there check the darkness levels ah we’re gonna have to take that off hand off hand oh yeah basking in the light remember that time when it was hard for me those were the

Days those were the good old days you know back when you know my biggest worry was just getting a torch no jeez the the good old days am i right gali meant now now I’ve just got so much on my plate yeah all this gravel I got a I got a

Deal with us a there’s just things I didn’t have to deal with before and quite frankly I’m I’m almost jealous of the old me