Ranking Hackers in Minecraft Bedwars

Have you ever wondered how skilled or efficient or hilarious right dumb dumb Minecraft hackers are well you’ve come to the right place because today we’re ranking hackers in Minecraft bed Wars if you enjoy subscribe now let’s hop into it hopefully today is the day of the hackers doing very dumb things but we

Will see we’ll see we have the suspect we’re playing a little bit of fours all the players in the game and it’s been six seconds and nobody’s moved they’re all just inspecting the ground thinking about how they’re going to terrorize this Lobby oh and he’s gone come on suspect do

Something this is where you start b-hop and you scaffold you fly any second now God Bridge boom look at him we got one boys all right let’s go Jumping diagonal God Bridge as you do as you do let’s go let’s see let’s see if they got some PVP hacks too because sometimes they just have bridging hacks and it’s like yeah they could Bridge good but they get okay I think this guy’s good at the game

And cheating because he built off the wall that’s like someone that knows how to play places wall hits through wall Man is dead in one hit wow he didn’t even need the backboard you’re hacking bro all right go get him get him suspect you’re gonna break the bed through the wall

He did it with style too look at this look at this he goes he goes in he got the ballerina moves any second now here it is and whoo broke oh he’s literally trick shotting the bed through a wall and that guy’s dead the guy on yellow cheating or he just get

Unlucky oh okay that’s necessary you really need to do okay you know just turn your Bridge halfway yeah that’s this is what is this what what is that you see yellow’s double kill though oh wait I actually missed it what did he do oh one guy fell off for

Blue and he got them both on the way down all right well everyone dies while this guy is just making a right angle out of out of blocks as you do good luck Green Team okay deflected the fire this is not fair he’s on full health still they hit him

They haven’t hit him oh they hit him once they hit him twice and they’re all dead how did this game last nine and a half minutes he just final kill wiped two teams how is this game taking that long you turn everything off or was that

Like was he sniping them and then he didn’t care to hack on the last people he’s turning on something he’s thinking about it he’s like all right I gotta turn down these Hanks so you gotta make sure that nobody in the game knows what they’re up to any second now any minute now

Any second now he got called down for dinner this is the part where all the numbers fly past his head while he’s planning his game plan on how he wants to conquer this Lobby he’s just sitting there in the menu do I want to be hop do

I want to fly do I want killora do I want to be doing something crazy where I launch myself with a fireball and go flying a thousand blocks into the sky or he’s a developer for ACT line is sitting there coding it as we speak this is

Actually in real time this isn’t slowed down this isn’t sped up he’s just sitting there thinking about his life trying to decide what’s right or wrong he’s re-contemplating his decisions on becoming a hacker on the Hypixel Network because he’s really just taking candy from children at this point holy crap

Does he sit here for seven and a half minutes for the remaining time so you’re gonna get AFK kicked any he’s gonna hear the the ringing in his ears and he’s he’s gonna come back to life wait for it wait wait all right AFK scaffold dude the greatest

Name known to mankind and now what I’m thinking is his gameplay the scaffold part the amount of teams he killed he really annihilated people a for annihilation but also he got AFK kicked and you know what the second letter in AFK after for me you know rage quit on the

Game you didn’t even finish the content bro I it was so bad that even the tier list dipped on you I’m out of here bye a solo game with three players this is a private game somebody get Watchdog reported in a private game why is there

Only three players what is it like the middle of the night oh wait there’s four players now how’s he in the game is it like are they in the lobby still how’s there only four players it’s a solo game all the other people are moving why is

There no players oh this guy’s got the long bad defense oh ladder clutch he’s kind of cracked kind of clingy in with it oh oh my oh my God he just Flawless that dude he didn’t even touch him he just actually popped off this guy this guy

Looks like he’s just good that Rush going in Oh wait hold on a second get reported wait a minute okay it’s block clutch and Ladder clutching everywhere isn’t really done anything crazy it’s just he’s just good lit himself on fire that’s definitely just a rage report from someone getting killed yeah I agree I agree also the clutches were pretty

Solid I gotta say solid clutches but yeah that guy’s out of there goodbye anti-hacker there we go the anti-hacker here’s what I’m thinking I’m thinking anti-hacker hey tier right okay on a clacker so I I’m gonna give him the best that you could be for someone that’s not hacking got wooden planks I

Mean kind of basically wait did you mess up your bed defense immediately bro come on man homie built the bed defense in slow motion but he could just at any point rage toggle that’s those are the guys you gotta watch out for is the ones that are like harmless they’re like ah

Look it’s a cute puppy and then it bites your hand off any second now oh he’s a Chad Bridger look at him he’s Chad bridge and he’s spamming shift like you don’t know nobody look at him oh no the return of the Chad bridge where they spam shift where it doesn’t make any

Sense look at him go watch out player three get him with your Stones always be hopping two good God see I told you I thought watch out for the Q they will bite you I told you look oh oh God blue team Panic you’ve been outclassed by a lighter blue team oh

This guy doesn’t even have a bed defense he’s not safe he’s gone this is not good for him this is that was a big lunge I paused right before this guy is about to get assassinated eat your gapple quick it’s an endless snack this is your last

Meal your final supper it’s time to eat up before you pass away to the bee Hopper go get him and goodbye Steve see your hair net pants later did he kill him with a golden pickaxe what is wrong with you man what he why you why you got a golden pick out

Man like you don’t gotta you don’t gotta do that to the poor Steve like he just got the Breezy pants eating his final meal and you’re killing him like where did you go hello you’re killing him like that that’s messed up hello hello the Chad bridge is real dude why do people

Just Spam shift when they have like scaffold and stuff it doesn’t make any sense it looks so strange dude how is the slowest way that you place blocks on your bed defense you don’t gotta hack to like auto place oh bro you messed it up come on you messed up this bad defense

Twice now music on the other players like you know what I’m gonna do I’m gonna slam my face into this wall right here yeah he’s right here behind his pillar hold on right oh there we go all right Perfect come on pink team run for your life you

See him be hopping I thought he’s gonna Chad Bridge up oh my what on Earth homie just built a sickle as a bridge like what is that this bridge looks so dumb and oh he actually has to break the bed defense I thought he was gonna break

It through the wall like most of them and that guy’s dead see you later oh no Chad Bridger versus slow Bridger Steve oh no uh well actually slow Bridger Steve again slow Shopper how is this guy gonna slow bridge to the base before you manage to get out of the

Shop oh my gosh she’s hitting dude that team is dead what are you doing oh oh oh any second now any surely sure sure any second now what let’s hoping to get launched off and this guy’s gonna die in like two hits oh he’s explodes oh my God he blew up his

Own bad defense wow um was he about to play subsidian or in stone Maybe oh he’s dancing on him he’s dancing on him he’s styling on him he’s running away is he really just running laps he’s like ah no I’m gonna get him I’m gonna

Get him I’m gonna show him a lesson and actually I’m gonna buy some items hold on give me a sec let me let me just grab some stuff from my bank account okay perfect all right and then you’re gonna run this way what oh wait what are you doing out here

Hold on I was watching him what are you trying to do here what was that Steve take him out he’s distracted he’s about to bridge that way there’s no other teams left what they can fly I thought that bruh what the heck why didn’t you just fly

The whole time hello oh he’s like okay I tested what I needed to test I’m out of here I’m done hacking later that’s kind of messed up man I can’t believe you do that to him that is kind of messed up he’s not an S tier because the game took

Forever Chad Bridger starts with a C when you’re in a like a store you push the shopping cart around the cart starts with a C we’re just gonna leave the Chad Bridger right here we’re gonna put him actually we’re gonna put him over here on this side because holy crap he wasted

A lot of our time but he he was still Chad bridging so you got to give him credit somebody’s gonna be ultra aggressive there’s a three minute or less games is where the where the shenanigans happen what the heck is this map by the way I’ve never this looks

Like a SkyWars map I have never played this in my life suspect ah he’s a man of culture iron sword hair nut pants excellent choice oh the ice bridge is in rotation oh oh too bad oh no he’s blocking his sword before PVP he’s holding his sword

Blocked while moving oh no he’s gonna be hop he’s gonna be hot boom you see that movement that’s a bee Hopper oh crap Green Team you are in for a bad day this is your last sniff you’re gonna get of this clay before you die all right bee

Hopper get him hello wake up what are you doing oh wait he actually went in like a maniac what wow he actually got the first hit on on the man that was doing some weird jumping with the what hello this is where you bridge he’s turning on his his

Bridging hacks his head is facing the wrong way boom oh hold on a minute he is wait a second I thought he was huh hello wait a second I thought he was hello this guy he’s out of here later what oh oh you know just he just had to

Make sure once you flew across the 30 Block Gap that um that you had the black clutch on this wall facing that way that that block clutch makes a lot of sense you know after you’re already on the land that’s you know good for you good

For you this is where he goes sicko mode on all green team go any second now what he’s really slow or someone that can fly okay on second thought he’s not really slow he just while full sprinting mind this block and the bed from on top of the bed he had the positioning

Like it was a YouTube thumbnail and right here is the person standing on the bed where they’re like oh man how do I get through this fake bad defense and then he actually broke the bed through the fake bed defense so he just broke the entire logic behind the YouTube

Thumbnails that look like that okay whatever anyways carry on murdering green team that was the guy that stiffed the clay it’s time for him to die today ah that rhymed let’s go oh he’s about to lose his team to Red players unless he can save them by flying across the map

Right now take damage boom Zoom Zoom any second now boom any second how did I know oh that was actually kind of cool he placed blocks right here that that was a weird clutch that looked very strange and so he’s full Sprint gappling jumping across Ledges flying temporarily for 40

Blocks and then also taking forever to upgrade from his hair net pants disappointed can’t believe he’d leave the hairnet pain gang after literally hacking oh my God he almost lost that fight holy crap how did you trade hits with a mere Steve wow you really should

Have won that fight like half an hour earlier you were getting comboed and you’re bee hopping that is embarrassing You Can Fly and You’re Gonna you’re getting free flying lessons from red team that’s that’s kind of sad honestly get him red team get him this guy

Doesn’t deserve to live get him take him out oh you just slowed down your teammate now you lost your oh my oh my God he’s like actually actually you know what I was thinking instead of a foot chase how about we have a Chase in the

Sky with blocks and I also um Can scaffold good luck oh he’s playing build battle he just needs his health to regenerate quick let me place 40. bro there’s no shot you build up into the sky like that you Juke these players out of their mind to where one of them

Goes to their bed defense the other one is getting juked you’re away from them and you trust in yourself to not die of fall damage this right here is a certified bra moment hey guys they got some broken ankles Inc anchors do one of these ankles perfect

You got some broken ankles this broken ankles guy I’m gonna put him right here in B all right perfect we have ourselves a bit of a bridging expert as you can see man doobie zooming he’s literally going off of frame before I’m able to get him in the camera angle holy crap

He’s got the perfect lineup he’s got an iron sword iron sword scaffold whoa he just did like some weird teleport thing but a person was scaffold with an iron sword is very intimidating because this dude oh my Lord okay he’s uh he’s gone and blue team’s bed guess what oh oh

You’re in a full lap he’s just asserting dominance to that bed and then breaking it through the wall as you do oh let’s go why does every hacker wear hair net pants why is that just a thing oh man wait did he take fall damage hold on

No he just teleported to the ground that’s a weird one wait that guy kind of actually demolished him a little bit and the second guy didn’t hit him at all that was his chance he’s on a half Health that was your chance to take him out before he was too powerful to be

Stopped now he’s just gonna go on a rampage because they’re using his base as as uh as a headquarters now all right three Steves working together as a team come on they made a hacker run away from him he’s that intimidated come on you can’t you can’t die to this They put in a good effort I think I think backs against the wall in that generator they would have killed him well let’s see he’s messing with some uh some settings that mean he’s turning it up or turned it down he might have been sniping that team I

Think he’s gonna get AFK kicked is this the same guy from before I was just inspecting his Hacked Client menu until he got kicked or just sits there and contemplates his life until his existence Fades out of the earth he’s about to get Thanos snapped any minute

Now any second now he’s thinking about the possibilities of where he could go and he’s realized that there’s no future for him in this bed Wars map never mind he got murdered uh Oh It went on the journey there we are contemplating his life contemplating his backstory until he realized that he was just going to get murked by red team and that was the end of the game what a funny game fantastic oh my gosh all right well let’s get ourselves another name I think

This guy has achieved Inner Peace by Inner Peace I mean he’s been uh like from his insides has been chopped to Pieces um so naturally what we can do is I think his his gameplay his attack strategy was probably a a tier so so we’re gonna put the inner inner part up

Here this is the inner piece and then and then down here down here we take this other half of him which is the peace part and I think that there was a lot of pieces of him uh left on the terrain on the battlefield I mean

Ultimately it ended in death so we have inner up here and peace down in there he averages out to somewhere between B and C but uh let’s just say he’s no longer with us because he has been destroyed by Red Team let’s go three minute game of

Some fours which means there was a lot of Carnage and it happened very fast suspects moving immediately which is a good sign that he’s gonna be pretty active and pretty fast yeah okay he’s first one to the shopkeeper let’s see what got for Bridges what do we got is

He got the perfect head angle boom oh he’s turned on his ax turned him on any second now no and he’s not even bridging he’s waiting for them all right that guy knows what he’s doing he did like a butterfly thing this guy’s just he’s just moving he hasn’t got

British he hasn’t scaffolded this is where he does it right here boom on this no he’s he’s slow bridging up he’s getting a high advantage he looks like just a good player oh block clutch look at him go he how did he not get hit there he’s immune to damage

Oh oh my oh my gosh you ever combo someone so bad you walk off the map he demolished this guy demolish that guy so much that he was like you know what I’m going with him I feel bad I got to be his his therapist on his way down to the

Void because he got destroyed that much that he needed to talk about it as he was dying all right let’s go back over here let’s let’s see is he what’s he gonna do on round two I mean he could potentially have some PVP hacks or he could just be clicking really fast and

Has decent aim that is totally possible as well I fought my fair share of both so it is totally a probable instance and also he doesn’t he doesn’t have the ability to stay on block so I’m not thinking he’s got much bridging hacks wait a minute this guy has safe walk

Player 7 is using safe walk maybe they just hack you stated the whole team and reported them all this guy’s got safe walk a hundred percent this guy is doing the weirdest time like you see how he hits the edge of the block every time with brisly you’re

Supposed to like go side to side like continuously he like stops and stutters on the edge of every single block that’s instantly safer you see him like stop stop stop stop it’s he’s stopping every time right on the edge of the block with safe walk that was also

Have just been a clutch but the safe walk part is 100 true I feel like this player is actually just legit and the other guy is safe walking and that’s the end of the story so what we’re going to do is we’re gonna rank two people back

To back because uh you know there was there was two contestants of that game the guy was pretty good at PVP I don’t think he was hacking the the dude that was the actual suspect but um you know the sus suspect there we go we’ll put the suspect because he wasn’t

Really like that suspicious so I think I think we fill out this chart a little bit more we toss him in E because he wasn’t bad enough BF he wasn’t cheating so he can’t be like too great unless he was the anti-hacker which we already

Have one of those we don’t we don’t need another one and then we’re just gonna have uh safe safe Walker guy Walker guy guy dude man um we’re just gonna put safewalker guy do man he had some movement he did a cool triple triple block clutch I think

What we do is we move this whole thing around we’re putting safe Walker guy man dude here we’re putting Mr broken ankles up in EST here because that was the funniest game with the guy falling to his death anti-hacker was the real MVP and the Chad Bridger is gonna move up to

BT for the bridging this is our final ranking for all of our hackers I think this is the part where the video ends outro baby I don’t know or it’s just awkward and you’re just staring at me shouting outro and then doesn’t go to the outro

And now we just get to like have this Awkward Moment where we’re just sitting here staring into each other’s eyes it’s just really weird because you’re just sitting there probably like on your couch or like sometimes you watch YouTube on the toilet and we’re just staring and just looking and listening

To me ramble about something that doesn’t make any sense or you’re in the Stream which in case you want to join in on these streams you could go over to my twitch at Zai streams and and see it happen live or you can just awkwardly stare I’m cool with that too