Rating the New Minecraft Default Skins

Minecraft is getting some new skins added and I’m all for the diversity update because if there are more different kinds of people the more people watch my videos and I become very rich but before we discuss politics there’s something much more important we need to talk about would I smash I’ll

Start with Steven Alex so I don’t scare you guys too much by jumping straight into the unknown I know change is hard and that’s why we’re doing this together Steve is he smiling or just getting old this clueless little minor with an ER seems like a grandfather but at the same

Time a lost little boy do I want to get canceled no am I attracted to girls also no this is a part Alex being my first Minecraft skin Alex has a special place in my heart I’m lying I have no attachment to a Minecraft skin I really

Feel like Alex could be way more drippy especially with the arrival of the new skins an untouched shirt round trousers just aren’t cutting anymore Alex also has this really stupid look in her eyes and I hate when people have no thoughts in their head if I met Alex she probably

Wouldn’t even realize she was in the same room as someone else I don’t know maybe she’s got some kind of condition but this is a past nor first off dead trim please go see a new Barber and if that isn’t the problem you have a massive forehead and I can’t really

Judge I’ll be lying but I said I had an average size forehead but I can still point and laugh and I don’t work for Gucci or anything but I can still say that these sideburns are a poor choice and they’re pretty threatening the outfit is kind of cool but I’ll still

Pass sunny looks kind of homophobic but it’s also bionic so maybe he can be excused how did he lose his arm probably a combine harvester because take one good look at this outfit and tell me he doesn’t look like a farmer however his head makes him look like a road man

Which it’s really confusing me he’s got the fade and the edges are well lined but why is his hair going so far down the only conclusion is that he’s living a double life and the indecisiveness isn’t for me pass Ari you must be happy to see me because why are you blushing

There are some redeeming qualities but I could not look past that hairline how hard is it to have a skin of a normal hairline the reverse widow’s peak is very distracting but the braid all just strand of hair is pretty cute but your face is also reminding me of Alex’s so

Pass Zuri first of all what a darker outfit the coughton high-waisted trousers great choice how however the shirt makes them look like a 1980s color student the overall image is very smart and he looks polite but also a bit nervous pity smash makina or McKenna will never be able to find out you’re

Pulling up dressed like McDonald’s with the hair being the only Redeemer quality probably the best out of everyone we’ve seen so far I also like the shoes simple but effective I can tell what’s going on there’s a mysterious look in the eyes thanks for inviting me in Smash hi my

First thought is Wizarding Apprentice with a cute little bow and I know this is supposed to be a beard but it just looks like bangs to me also possibly a master in karate or another unspecified martial art purple’s my favorite color so I really do like the outfit but every

Time I look at it I’m drawn to the god awful hair a seriously Minecraft developers just make it look good pass Effie my favorite out of all of them I like the purple hair could be a bit longer but who am I to judge just kidding I am

Judging this is the only skin of jewelry personally I’m more of a silver person but the gold is working here I think Effie is a librarian of a mythical library and holds a secret to learn that we haven’t discovered yet so this is a smash but only because I’m a curious

Person and want to know more Minecraft said we want to help the community see themselves in Minecraft then we created more options that better reflect our community well this statement is still untrue you’ll only see yourself in Minecraft if you’re a 1980s college student a southern farmer a wizard from

DND an ancient librarian a member of The Amity faction from Divergent sky from valoran or someone that hates the hairline