Our story begins with a man named simone simon simone simon went for a walk only to find himself lost in the woods where a voice led him to the hotel of despair simone simon then told the voice to go do inappropriate things to himself and he walked the other way The voice then tricked simone simon by telling him to walk the opposite way simone simon fell for the trap and walked the right way by accident accidentally going the wrong way which was the right way simone simon then arrived at the hotel of despair where the sign said the fun land of Giddly gumdrops but it was a lie simon simone then heard the voice returned to him it said go to room 37b69 simone simon then went to the other door because there was only two rooms in the hotel but the voice had tricked him once again simone simon walked into the room Only to hear another voice one that sounded like his dead mother little did simon simone know that it was really samuel jackson impersonating his mother’s voice he then listened to the voice and it said look under the second sheet under the patio in the room 37b69 where you will find an envelope In this envelope you will find something do you know what that something was it was a picture of george washington’s masturbatorial sock but this was no ordinary masturbatorial sock it was green with purple polka dots and it had an american flag at the tip the voice then told simone simon The story of george washington and his masturbatorial sock and how his wife would come back from a long day’s work at the lumber mill where she gave hand jobs for quarters simone simon was puzzled at where he was going with this the voice then stopped and snickered because he said [ __ ] Simone simon then raised an eyebrow at the voice but then he realized that the voice is just a voice and he’s raising an eyebrow at nothing and now he feels stupid the voice then choked back its laughter and said simone simon this part is important the wife would come home To see the husband george washington laying on the bed with nothing but a masturbatorial sock on she would look and she saw the american flag on the tip and she said give me liberty or give me death so she got dick his dick had been named liberty after liberty simone simon then puzzled Asked what does this have to do with me an image then became before simone simon so terrifying that it will haunt his memories for some time Didn’t see that one coming did you simone simon i hope you all enjoyed this this is simone simon saying get the [ __ ] out go leave Video Information
This video, titled ‘MineCraft Ghost Stories With RebelDustyPinky’, was uploaded by RebelDustyPinky on 2013-08-13 07:07:25. It has garnered 5311 views and 393 likes. The duration of the video is 00:04:16 or 256 seconds.
Minecraft Ghost Story by RebelDustyPinky Acting as The Voice As he tells the tale of Simon Simone And his adventure to the hotel of despair! & how he learns about george washington an his sexual fantasies! with his sock! Funny skit enjoy it people! Also guest appearance by Samuel L Jackson! Subscribe & Comment! Youtube.com/CleverFellaSophy Also like Facebook.com/CleverFellaSophy Also Follow us on Twitter.com/CleverFellas (We Follow Back!)
