Responding To My Minecraft Crimes…

Edgar this is the most requested video i had in a long time also crisp camera quality is it i don’t know let’s hope so it’s pewdiepie being a minecraft veteran for 10 minutes straight for those of you who don’t know i have about i did a minecraft series uh how long has

It been a year ago two years and i knew nothing about the game but i had played it when it was just out so i pretended i mean i didn’t pretend i knew how to put that i knew how to play the game but now that i’ve sunk like

I don’t know 400 hours in the game uh i wanted to react to my mistakes and heavily suggested by you guys to see if it resonates sort of uh the dull mastery why does he not open i didn’t know you had to use splint and steel i guess i forgot that that’s funny

Because that was definitely in the original version excuse me i thought this was all i had to do maybe it needs to be night maybe it has to be night that’d be kind of cool you have to lit the portal at night mo jang hey you could learn some stuff from this

Find flint i play the game how do i find flynn i don’t i mean that’s not very intuitive isn’t it you know i’m sort of a veteran i don’t need you kids to tell me how to play minecraft i know how to play minecraft so how do i build

A twig what the [ __ ] is a twig i mean a steak why do i want to make a stick you haven’t even made a crafting table yet why are you making sticks dude there it is i got it oh my god the crafting table yeah all right sort is like uh yeah that

Looks like a sword right [Laughter] that’s a sword it would make sense if maybe these were at the bottom at least i don’t know where’s this recipe oh okay uh sword oh he does it for you can i kill you [Laughter] don’t mess with iron golems ever ever unless you’re a minecraft veteran

Like i am no they don’t look that strong i was generally shocked how fast i died now we built the furnace that’s right did i build it or what yeah you build it without any of the materials good congratulations felix i feel like i have to pause so much in this i’m doing

Everything wrong you’re doing everything wrong iron which we make from iron ore and charcoal i’m looking in the furnace settings oh my god what is this then that’s just coal well how do you make you can still use coal charcoal from lava bucket what jungle wood now what that this is so complicated

I thought you needed all of these things i was like what just to melt iron any what i can make a smithing table what no i understand i get it now oh it comes there we go get hiccup and you don’t need that table in a long time felix but it’s all this

What do i do on this i like how i didn’t even right click i left click it great goddammit the classic moment right here where i tr i didn’t understand how oh jesus stop see god damn it i didn’t understand how to litter tnt so i thought it made sense

To let a tnt with a torch first i tried hitting it because i thought that would make sense like you act debate it no how do i make it boom how do i make it boom I mean i get that it’s a redstone component but it’s not obvious that it is right god damn it his knowledge gets reset every time he creates a new world yeah it’s easy to forget all the minecraft stuff there’s a lot of things to know to be

To be fair and sometimes when people ask me about minecraft now i i don’t even feel proud about it i’m like why do i know all this how do i blow it maybe we can plant the eggs so to make a fork maybe you can plant the eggs

And you can go through portals and nethers and deem air like it doesn’t make sense why would i not be able to plant the lake i stand by planting the leg egg egg egg you need the hoe and you hit the top that does not work i spent six hours

Watching minecraft tutorials why is it not working you have to right click my dude oh man you see the frustration in his eyes he’s watched six hours of tutorials and they didn’t tell you to right click maybe i need to plant the hole i need to plant the whole what do i do

With the hoe now i can plant the seed no you can’t oh i i love how i’m so confidently wrong i’m so sure oh this is so right click yeah what happened to you why are you naked whoa it’s a wide chest it’s even bigger

Oh you shift click and it just oh my god that is so much easier yeah that is exactly jack just growing pirate wait The [ __ ] cactus bro eat you’re gonna die wear it wear it you’re the guy maybe apple maybe he wants apple you want the apple you want that what horses like apples minecraft mojang i’m calling you out come on All right fine so here’s the thing i i still learned like just a couple months ago i thought you needed to feed them to obtain them but you don’t you just have to sit on them and uh have nothing in your left hand i think

Not sure if that’s true or not i think so i thought you had to feed them wheat for the longest time i was so sure about it i know this because i’m actually a veteran at minecraft a lot of hey look at that i know how to make buckets all right

What is that nugget i can’t say that bad word we just have to dig straight down bros now we take a book yeah always dig straight down i stand by that get water and we pour it in the lava how do i do that it hasn’t hit him yet the realization

That he’s gonna have to go all the way back up to get some more water got him then i also have to be far away no way did i get it how is it possible maybe it needs to be nice no and you don’t have to fill in the corners

From gravel i did it with my diamond axe oh the pain the my diamond rest in peace diamond pickaxe number one uh it rains in minecraft oh my god i did no you just need one you just need one i’m supposed to kill you guys no definitely not

No no oh god this is it this is it hello hello i’m talking to you don’t hit him oh don’t look at him creepy dude Why is he not attacking me like this what i’m so lucky here i should be dying put it down put it down put it down put it down please eat you have food eating you just farted i think if i do this and this wow

It’s a red bed now i feel at home could i actually just capture him with my bucket smash like if you’re excited for bucket making time that’s what i thought that’s what i thought i know how to make a bucket but that’s what i thought that’s what [Applause]

That’s so unrealistic you’re coming with me in the bucket right now you can’t do that no it’s sad that’s another thing i i think a lot of these should be used studied by mojang yeah you should be able to put turtles in buckets mojang going in the bucket kitty you’re going

In the bucket i want to make egg cats to be sure compass can you make compass i remember making a compass even back in my day boom boom boom and then in the middle yeah there’s my compass so why can’t i what’s the problem what’s the problem with the compass

I don’t get it the fact that peers remember the old tnt is great what does that mean yeah before you could punch it and it would go boom so give him the respect that he deserves wait so i that’s so interesting that that was actually a thing

The fact that he punched him t that’s how you light up tnt in the earlier version real veteran real veteran that’s right i want my badge i cannot breathe underwater we’re going to the nether because everyone said there’s a secret achievement if you sleep in the nether oh god i’m scared

No all right i was so i was so mad i was legitimately you i knew something would happen right but you can see my genuine shots and also i had i thought redstone blocks looks cool it’s such a bad idea to use for designs my own supporters can you believe this

Also you don’t have to make the water like uh tell me where is it i got like half my stuff help me look pig people all right so does the compass work here why did i even think to bring my horse to the nether in retrospect no this could have been avoided never

Bring your horse through the nether whoa another house another house everyone please tell me i investigated it oh i did okay and of course and of course oh no i set off a bomb didn’t i i’m making every mistake you could possibly make dude of course i stepped on the trap play

Minecraft they said Sleep in the nether they said you could enter there with your horse they said yes that’s right people told me i remember you say you guys killed your again it all comes back to me now what is this oh you can’t break that don’t do that

Because i need the comments to help me actually i can’t trust you why is there no scuba equipment true they had nine years to add it can i zoom in on this okay i give up whoa what is that i was so mad there as well i dug for so [ __ ] long dude

Look at this face yeah it helps to have a better shovel let me tell you that whoa what is that what is that like a frog it’s dangerous we’re gonna kill the giant frog thing ah this is bad uh it’s all right i brought don’t panic i actually How is it possible i’m making every mistake you can make i don’t mind i guess everyone does right right everyone this is playing mine my god you can i’m mining with a melon bros so a lot of you have been saying that i can put a name tag on jurgen

And i’m like that’s epic yorkie how do i put names well you have to name the nametag you’re again enchantment cause what how do i get that [ __ ] what what does enchantment cost what am i paying my soul that’s a fair question to me it’s really interesting watching this

From a fresh perspective of minecraft then i can get his epic diamond sword [Laughter] yo profs claim for putting this together that’s hilarious they explode oh it’s ice no i’m drowning stop it felix stop it stop it stop it you’re greedy what if i blow him up don’t punch it all right see you in a bit okay gamer I mean that was pretty epic not gonna lie i don’t aqua infinity does that mean i can breathe on the water better let’s try no it doesn’t i don’t know what affinity means it means that you can mine quicker underwater you want respiration and i have i never heard the word respiration before

Obviously it means something breathing right respiration yeah i didn’t know that word you learn english with minecraft gamers oh it does seem like the bubbles are different no no they’re not there’s no difference i’m an idiot potato carrot okay it’s cool how do i come in oh this is

You just follow me oh my god is he attacking go doggy can i give a shield to sven it’s a cat wearing can i give a [ __ ] does that mean you can wear armor here’s something that we wanted to do for a long time sven

I’m sorry oh give him his name ty i thought i lost you oh yeah i gotta put the name [Applause] What is this oh i don’t want to see this oh yeah this is epic what are you doing swam down with me jurgen jurgen swim up swim up swim up swim up no i can’t do this i can’t see what they are no no infinity swim oh my up so dramatic dude

Everyone knows you can eat you can breathe on the water as long as you’re eating swim up look i’m almost dying that was badass dude let’s go i’m a minecraft veteran i don’t need you to tell me what to do also pewdiepie sleep in the nether achievement

Let’s go that’s hilarious what a fun throwback to the series man that was insane [Laughter] we’ve come a long way gamers we’ve come a long way hell yeah that was great thanks for watching subscribe for every subscriber i get a subscriber so thank you see ya