Savanna Village Kidnapping | Block Squad (Minecraft Animation)

– [Pig] Stan, Stan! It’s time to wake up! – (groaning) Five more minutes. – Pretty sure this villager wants his bed back. – Man, I don’t even remember arriving at this Savannah village. – It’s so exotic! Can you believe their beds are orange? – They had all this weird stuff in their chests, like an acacia sapling and grass. Where’s all the good stuff? – Please be respectful of our culture.

We are different than your kind. We wear these silly hats, eat melons almost exclusively, and hang up these poo-colored banners. – Hmm, you know I could go for some melons. Boom, perfect slice. – You know, one thing that remains the same even in this weird, backwards society is the Iron Golem.

– [Pig] Ugly as always. – Prepare to become a bucket. You’ll never reach me all the way up here- (screams) Please, place some melons in my mouth. – I don’t think anybody in this village likes us. – I’m sorry Steve, or Stan, or whatever your name is, but we’re going to have to ask you to leave. – Oh, uh, I understand, I guess.

Hey, would you mind helping me put my boat in the water? – I suppose I could do that, yes. Now please begone. Wait a minute! – Haha! You’ve been kidnapped. Just. Let me. Get. To. Water. – Take me home right now! – This is your home now! The open ocean! – With our newly acquired hostage, we’ll have enough emeralds to buy anything our hearts desire. – Don’t forget about the free farm labor. – Oh boy, this guy’s a pro farmer. He’ll make our place so legit.

– Excuse me! You do not know what my occupation was back in my village. – Well, what was it? – Farmer. – All right, our house is this way, but we gotta keep him in the boat while we dig him a nice prison hole to live in. – Prison hole?

– Relax. It’ll be a nice prison hole. – It’s getting dark. We should sleep. We’re easy targets lugging this slow guy around. – I’m only slow because you put me in a boat on land. – Okay, okay, just sit tight through the night. You see any mobs, don’t try to fight.

When morning comes, we shall see you in time. And that concludes my hostage rhyme.