Hey what’s going on what’s going on welcome back to part two of Sh lat watches minecraft parodies gonna put them in the tier list of course we’re about three months behind that trend but uh but you know we’ll make it work we start with fight for my life fight for My life is is like the only recent minecraft parody and venom just uploaded it today because of how huge this is because of how absolutely huge this is I brought something back I brought something back that’s right I brought back the funny mic here we go ant venom Alright I better see my boy Pedro arias the animation is top-notch alright I’m just psyched about pay drop in Oh my god he’s sick did you see that that [ __ ] slime block [ __ ] was the sickest thing I’ve ever seen that’s not in the game look at that you absolutely love to see it some wild bunks in there I got a say on that one man the animation was Absolutely superb and of course I gotta hand it to my man [ __ ] [ __ ] alright anything you’d like to say before they just dislike me they do they do and Venom I’m not going to lie it’s it’s definitely a hundred percent because of our little spat on March 1st 2000 we have to judge these in multiple different facets boys multiple different dimensions have to go into these ratings okay we got to think of the animation that goes into it Who am I [ __ ] kidding the this is the only this is the only video I’m going to Put under such a lens the rest of it will just be me shouting obscenities I’m thinking an a I’m thinking a solid a that’s what I’m thinking and no and no this is not because there is any collusion going on with my presidential campaign and antvenom support absolutely Not it is an a it’s just an it’s just an a okay the next one is diggy diggy hole now I got a bunch of angry completely uncomplete ly disrespectful just unnecessary hate complete hatred vitriol for for me rating the other version of diggy diggy hole was the one you guys Told me to write I started playing the new one you guys like now then we might watch the old shitty version [ __ ] you [ __ ] you know what no [ __ ] you we’re gonna watch the better version and I it’s better and it’s a better version much better than the other [ __ ] Version I wanted to I wanted to drive a [ __ ] railroad spike through my skull when I heard the first version that’s stupid as to Wharf whole song god dammit I I can’t give this anything under a B just because of just because of the mere act of growing up watching the yogscast And basically all the minecraft series that they did it’s impossible for me to dislike this that’s it’s it’s a good video okay it gets the nostalgia vote for me all right I’m putting an S for diggy diggy whole subject to change subject to change and I don’t even [ __ ] start with the old song was better Jesus Christ Jesus Christ the old song was better suck my dick before we go anywhere else I’d like to reiterate the fact that I have watched basically none of the rest of these these were all comments that I received on the video on The previous video that we’re like well I can’t write can’t watch this video schlep dum dum dum here we go so mine Diamonds is up next look at how many look at how many mine diamond songs that are I don’t know if this is really gonna be real if it’s an actual attempt At a video or you know it could be the worst [ __ ] thing on the planet oh my god it’s this [ __ ] kid again there is no reason this should exist absolutely no [ __ ] reason this should exist talk to me don’t talk to me you guys are Gonna get upset when I rate this an F but Guys please you need to cut me see you need to cut me some slack can I skip the video I’m so upset can I please skip no okay okay the vast majority of you are not allowing me to skip the video so I’m sorry we have to play it I’m sorry Oh go [ __ ] yourself I hate you I don’t even want to look at the pole I don’t even care what you people what you [ __ ] what you just absolute [ __ ] scum of the earth think of this song this is an F and there is no changing my mind about it okay How’s a fair compromise for this I’ll move it up to a D because the screaming was kind of funny just because the screaming it’s not there’s no way you are brain dead you are brain dead if you think this is going anywhere near s you’re brain dead you’re brain dead you Deserve to be put on a machine alright mine the diamond is next we’ve got mines e diamond now Jesus Christ I hope it’s better than what we’ve just listened to I’m gonna have a mental breakdown if this early into the video we I think we Have the wrong video I think this is the wrong video I don’t think this is the I don’t think this is mine the diamonds This isn’t the right video I want to apologize I want to pop this is not the right video this is not the right video shaggy it wasn’t me okay to pause pause how did that video find its way into my media share second of all how did I not Know about this I don’t need to hear anything else let’s go to the poll let’s go to the poll right now it wasn’t me yes thank you sips thank you sips very cool can I get the right video this time or am I just gonna be disappointed and Want to go back to [ __ ] sip singing shaggy it wasn’t me and a Jamaican accent oh it’s tobyGames I mean really is it is it really that good is it really that good guys you might be deluding yourself it’s it’s I mean it’s it’s only okay With the diamond I can make a really topical joke about that line I’m not going to this is getting a C for consent we have I’m mining next oh I wonder what this one’s gonna be about what is this one gonna be out is he gonna be in the mines is gonna Be the mines so riddle me that oh my [ __ ] god it’s one of these it’s one of these I should have seen it coming I didn’t see it coming and now I will pay the ultimate price pause pause for a pause for just a moment boys did you hear that Minecraft minecraft minecraft minecraft minecraft this man is the second coming of [ __ ] Plato are you kidding me minecraft minecraft minecraft minecraft’ them up am i doing twiddling my thumbs over here when I could be making [ __ ] bangers I don’t actually need to see the rest of it this is an absolute certified S from me absolute certified s the first video that’s this is the first purposefully shitty video that I actually like I’ve done it please scroll down and click the like button just deposit your likes below I finally am going with the public opinion okay I’m Not gonna lie I kind of want to keep listening to it in my chest and she looked at a hundred diamonds okay inappropriate but let’s continue there you did try to kill me Okay all right I took a minute to kind of reflect on on what’s on the on what the deal is and I’ve decided that I don’t need to see the rest of this video and in fact I’m just gonna move it up it’s just going up there it is off the screen goodbye That is s plus sorry antvenom your music video is terrible compared to this one you got gawrsh what can I say you got Gorst okay we’ve got Blitz up next you’re kidding gettin bored of walls too I should find a new minigame October 2013 saw the game and I thought oh my God the [ __ ] is this so many Opie kits but I guess a play again the video will we’ll probably get shadow banned if I keep that rating considering half my fans watch this guy so uh I’m gonna put it back well we’ll watch the whole thing we’ll watch the whole thing We’ll go back please don’t dislike my video pixel he’s just specious Simon has got this man by the balls let me tell you what’s going on right now techno blade has been forced to make a video every week about hypixel so that he keeps just Simon hypixel is a madman He is holding this this this kind innocent soul he’s holding him hostage Simon hypixel has a gun to this man’s head Hey techno blade how are you pal pretty good awesome awesome listen man I just like to know what was going through your head when you decided to make Blitz parody of Blank space has swearing oh that’s one of my masterpiece oh yeah it’s a dog being tortured in the back are you torturing a dog in the back he could sense that I was trying to have like a conversation and I was instantly like unacceptable okay fair enough you’re not You’re not beating him or anything right I’ll be beating him after that was a joke that was a joke full disclosure twitch joke think of how far I could drop kick a dog that okay all right thanks technology no I’m all right man I appreciate the call I hope you have a Fantastic rest of your night oh sorry i raided I raided your thing a nest by the way it was just so fantastic really good really good job I encourage you to do more I’ll explore your creative side like that a bit more only music videos from now on right what a Gentleman what a gentleman and Wow how great is his music okay this one’s called supernatural you know what no commercial break it’s commercial break time you guys that are watching this on the tube and on Twitch I suppose we’ve got a few things for you first thing is I’m selling merch I’m selling March it’s it’s flat 2020 merch there’s a link in the description you can buy some that won’t be around for too much longer so go pick one up we got red hats if you want to be topical we’ve got sleeve prints we’ve got a nice distressed gray Hoodie that is selling like wildfire oh that’s not funny that’s not that with that I’m going to stop making wildfire jokes for the rest of my life thanks second of all if you’re watching this on YouTube this is the most pathetic this is this is a new Low for me but if you’re watching this on YouTube and you’re not a fan of the streams you could come over to my twitch channel and if you have Amazon Prime you can link up your your twitch account with with Amazon and subscribe for free start your free trial whatever the Whatever it says there you can subscribe for free and it helps me out and in it and it helps me keep streaming and doing all this for free so how’s that how’s that boys I’m so sorry I’m so sorry you got gorged you got gorsh so what what’s the squid doing down there Yeah there was the white dude that they hired to be Snoop Dogg giving ad-libs between the vs. wait what Jordan is captainsparklez the [ __ ] dead liver oh my god is captainsparklez saying yeah what I’m feeling a be on this it does not compare to blitz let’s be real it Simply cannot match the the the testosterone that the sheer just testosterone that is that emanates off of blitz will go be 500 chunks coming out there’s a parity of 500 miles I guess oh you have got to be [ __ ] kidding me you have got to be [ __ ] Kidding me this is not this is not who’s singing it the final cut that did not make it into the final cut of the video you’ve absolutely [ __ ] with me this guy’s would I swear on the Lord and Savior Jesus H Christ so we can shut up This is getting an s for suicidal because that’s exactly what I am after after watching that holy [ __ ] oh my god oh my god that’s really bad oh my god that’s really bad that is superb ed next one I didn’t want to see it I don’t want to see it Kill much it’s something we’re saying in the world it’s not the worst thing in the world miss I mean you’re a little off-key I hate it you know what I’m not gonna lie I’m not gonna light the noteblocks kind of work b4 bra b4 bra that’s it that’s it J for Joe Rogan the beat is actually not bad it works pretty well with the with the note blocks I like it I like it good job Grande stop saying Joe Rogan I don’t understand what Joe Rogan has to do with minecraft songs next one how do i craft This again this is far and away the most requested the most requested minecraft song out of any of them on the last video so we’re gonna see maybe this one has to do with Joe Rogan who knows this is literally a song about going on the Minecraft Wiki gamepedia to figure out The recipe of an item you forgot how to craft on what planet is this is this is this is this anything better than like a C and I’m gonna get a lot of heat for this because one I didn’t watch this video and two I don’t see any Joe Rogan Where’s the Joe Rogan where’s the John rabe experience he’s not in the video man there’s no Jiu Jitsu it’s just a dumb nerd Martin in the little one go to the Minecraft getting pedia [ __ ] yourself I’m gonna make my own [ __ ] minecraft parody oh god oh god I’m gonna do it it’s gonna be better than this I want to see the pole on this I want to see the pole on this because I guess I just don’t get it I guess I’m a Bit of a boomer I’ve never seen I’m not even lying when I say I have never seen that video in my entire in my entire 13 years on the planet okay I’d give it a C at best it’s not the best thing I’ve ever heard if you’re About to dislike the video just know this man just know this you got gawrsh okay next one which encounter I think this is a slamacow one I think this is a slamacow one this is not which encounter I can tell you already this is not which encounter this Is a video called monkey buys juice I was hoping to find which encounter here however this is not what is shown up the video that is playing right now is called monkey buys juice and I don’t understand what is he doing what the [ __ ] are you doing man Joe Rogan buddy It’s entirely possible that that chimp will beat the [ __ ] out of you chimps no no dude that chimp will rip you into I don’t know how these videos keep just showing up but um you know I’m okay with it I’m okay with it chimp eyes juice s.res anything yes it’s Incredible monkey buys juice who would have thought who would have thought it would have been possible but he’s done it the monkey has bought juice oh that’s a good disc II put in it’s not a bad one he didn’t get thank God he didn’t put stall in am i right There he goes look at beta male trying to dance I don’t even know what to do if you do a deep dive until what the video is trying to say it’s that if you’re a beta male just drink a [ __ ] ton of alcohol just drink a [ __ ] ton of alcohol And then you’ll be cool here’s the two things you got to do one you got to start drinking a whole lot of mysterious liquids two you got to start watching Joe Rogan watching this is what happens when you watch the ben shapiro show s yeah look at that 62 percent s however s Is getting a little bit clogged right now so you know what I’m going to give it an A for alcoholism because that is the that is the moral of the story here alcoholism bunny do yeah yeah this this better not be what I [ __ ] think it’s about to be yep All right I’m just gonna I’m just gonna leave I’m just gonna leave for the third time a little leave I’m just gonna leave start belting it out Simon you got it in you man Jesus Christ I’ll give it this it gets points it gets points for being very like faithful to the original he-man thing like it’s incredible I’ll give it an a I’ll give it an A I’m feeling a nice a on this one because of how faithful it is to the original and they Put their own little spin on it and uh Simon it’s just a pleasure Simon it’s just a pleasure I love that man boo what are you boom for me F Jesus Christ you guys want to put the F for this it’s actually good you you just don’t understand okay the thing is like We grew up in different times okay I’m like a decade older than all of you and at the end of the day you guys probably don’t even know what video that’s referencing right that’s fine you guys just don’t watch Joe Rogan you just don’t watch Joe Rogan do you do I Watched Joe Rogan I watched Joe Rogan diamond sword time is this another Tobuscus one I swear I swear this is Tobuscus Like this is a bump it’s the biggest bump of the century I love it hey hey hey hey hey how many times are we gonna say hey in a road beige and kitty hey hey he just keeps going thank you oh for god’s beijing canadian likes to put in like five minutes of Just talking at the end of his minecraft parodies i forgot that that was a thing hold on let me pull up the other one he did no hate to the guy he pioneered minecraft for a lot of us but look it just keeps going he puts his hood on He just keeps blabbing on and on it’s the video it’s [ __ ] 30 million views and more than a half but it’s just Mitch holy [ __ ] 65 percent of you say f you know what I’m gonna have to agree with you I’m gonna have to agree with a Diamond sword gets an F from me the official verdict is f we’ve got big girl now and this is the only other one that I’ve that I’ve seen I think on the rest of this list is the only one I’ve ever seen and I don’t think it’s minecraft Related but uh you know you just have to do it for those of you who are confused this is just a song that makes fun of fat people it’s it’s incredible what we could get away with back in 2012 and you eat and you eat that’s the reasonable lyrics I love it You just see pie always been ah see it took it took a wholesome turn it took a wholesome turn I love it actually uh-oh uh-oh be four big maybe a B for big boys maybe a B for big girl perhaps it be for a big girl oh no I Can’t do that I can’t do that it’s just kids in what j4 joe rogan mean there’s no Jam oh my god there’s no J on the board it doesn’t make any sense there’s no J [ __ ] it man I’m going eh I’m going to a on big girl big girl’s a Good songs safety torch God knows what this means no it’s a Tobuscus one He’s such a capitalist he’s such a capitalist I love it I love Tobuscus what is that [ __ ] weirdest dance you’re doing what the [ __ ] is he doing are you crazy Tobuscus can I get an XD in the chat holy [ __ ] that is so funny as if absolutely [ __ ] murdered the chat It’s not even going anymore it’s just frozen man glad to know you guys are really enthusiastic no XD is really resonated with you all that makes me so happy here’s the thing I always do appreciate Tobuscus parodies they seem to have except of course the mind the diamond one that was completely Unoriginal and boring the few that we’ve watched have all seemed to have like a rather adult vibe to it like it’s like it’s like those jokes you missing Sponge Bob like it’s just humor that goes over the head of a lot of kids so I pray appreciate it I appreciate it as for Safety torch maybe a C for capitalism now as for safety torch I like it okay I am believing is up next a minecraft crazy craft parody here we go holy [ __ ] that guy doesn’t have an arm it’s autumn it’s like three feet away from him bro what are you on the verge Of tears [ __ ] you oh this is the cry of a man who watches Joe Rogan everyday why did you put my god fine fine fine I’ll do whatever the [ __ ] that means where’s I am believing here you see this in the middle oh it’s just going down All the way down bye-bye there it is sad down – Jay down – Jair it is you’re happy Jay for [ __ ] joking let’s say I broke my chair broke again my chair broke for the second time of the night mobs can’t handle us is up First let’s see what he’s got to offer a minecraft crazy craft parody oh it’s the same dude oh it’s the same dude Oh oh my god he’s dead oh my god what the [ __ ] are you kidding me that was the most metal thing I’ve ever seen this is a Minecraft video game Any said word gaming holy [ __ ] these guys also what they didn’t tell you is that they’re listening to the Joe Rogan experience while they’re fighting they really learned jiu-jitsu for this one huh yeah okay all right anyone who gives this a good rating is there for the nostalgia and it’s respectable I respect It but at the end of the day this is not a very good parody the animation is subpar it’s all over the place it’s hard to follow and I think this this gives us a better appreciation for the more recent ones so mobs can’t handle us You’ve done well but I’m feeling a D I’m feeling a D one more welcome to my mind I’m so excited for that I’ve never seen it before I’ve never seen it before I’m hoping we can end on a high note that’s really all I want today I just Want it’s this [ __ ] kid again it’s this [ __ ] did I get gorsh did I get Gorst I am having the worst night of my life it I don’t think it’s ever gotten as bad as it’s getting right now I don’t think it’s I’ve ever been at this point In my entire life of just pure utter panic for the future of my career efore [ __ ] end of the video I never want to see I never want to do it again Video Information
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