Slimecicle – Minecraft, but every block FIGHTS BACK

Stop no more punch no stop punching nope nope oh you had to do it didn’t ya you just had to go and do it didn’t ya it’s a grass now own up to we’ve been breaking these blocks for years guys they’re sick and so now my god we’ve got some are you stupid

Let me help you get out of there oh come on I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I was playing dirty oh yeah let me grab that real fast it’s really faster this is so cool I’m creating an army no this is not right for me I commissioned this

Pack and I can tell you right now they’re so much dirt maybe we can domesticate them into a farm [ __ ] sucks I have to wood all right make a sword okay check this out now I have twice as much in there wood planks oh hang on hang on hang on let me I’ll

Pick up the I’ll pick up the crafting table would anyone yeah yeah oh hang on I think there’s I see a couple planks in here I’m gonna try to eat the [ __ ] out of it I can’t tell what in here is like dead and what’s alive I think you oh my god I

Dropped my sword and now it’s probably gonna drop me I’ve got an eye go go I’ve got a plan I’ve got a plan I’ve got a plan Oh God use the creeper use the creeper yes that’s true hero he traded his life for 39 dirt you guys are not taking this seriously I’m just not a part of this group by myself don’t you [ __ ] up errantly this is what he can do we don’t

Win against him we live alongside this is the new way yeah that’s right I can’t know the waters the waters fightin back explode into my lungs but the waters crawl into my lungs they’re gonna put my load in certain load of water blocks Oh

No oh no I forgot I forgot to be attack oh wait I have a plan I have a plan to slow him down bring him over here he’s waterlogged hey I’m gonna cut this tree down and kill it with its mom huh pretty [ __ ] that mean a sword out of its

Think about it no spider Oh alive window weights right hit it try it try it was stringing us along from the start it’s not dying that I think wood is on the menu who the [ __ ] would program something like this our house will be one of corpses regardless of

What it is you might be building our house on a burial ground no matter where we build oh wait can you imagine if we made a farm oh no oh yes I have entered the Stone Age ah is this is this chest good here should we put it put the chest

Down you have it thank you yeah I don’t cuz we killed it I’m gonna cut down another tree in the traditional sense and then after that in battle oh [ __ ] saplings coming for me pissed off his kids it’s a [ __ ] blood feud would you put down another crop you think we can

Just set him free and the free crafting table he wants to be with his mother I think it imprinted on you yeah and look it doesn’t even want to hurt me crappy [ __ ] and clearing some area for our house great the foundations the foundations fighting back need a strong

Foundations for your house I will tell you right now it’s very very powerful this dirt is awesome where’d you find this I got this at Costco just picked up a rhyming bag tell you what I’m gonna start on our house oh my god there’s so

Many oh [ __ ] I almost went in there yeah don’t do that that would have been really bad can we just like to seal this up and pretend not down here my stuff don’t know it’s okay look at this oh nice it’s our door BPM doubles where he doubles as a

Bouncer to open very slot oh he’s just been no no no why are you guys scared [Laughter] [Applause] why can’t I don’t how much a night is this oh [ __ ] there’s an invisible one how will I see it any moment something comes alive just yep think about how we felt in Vietnam how

Hard I have half a heart oh my gosh [ __ ] [ __ ] I almost straight I’m straight from strengthen I fight dirt tougher than you I think should be on the other side Chris were like 40 minutes into this recording that blocks all hate back I’ve got good news I’ve got good news by

The way there’s coal right over there oh great comes the wife oh yeah wait is this why all those miners this why mining is Oh what happened to me why my blind God your eyes you have black lung Conde what’s wrong oh it’s lungs oh no oh no he’s got mine

Kidding you heard him you got a cough up the brontosaurus Oh got a sword stuck in there in there no I got a gun got killing there in there the quality there it’s fighting close your mouth right just be careful come on you’ll be fine you’ll be fine just just kind of just

See if you can finagle your way out of that dude wait you do what did you do hey you’re right yeah I’m all good all right geez I hope I don’t get black lung minecraft but your lungs fight better charlie be careful they can tell anybody

This I think he’s got black lung so much why does he have so much black lung oh my god it’s not it’s not contagious is it the coal is that is that it I must repent slime slime I look out for the dirt this is the second most terrifying

Gaming experience I’ve ever had Wii Sports how about how about the one they released afterwards that wasn’t as popular we can tracked back long my personal favorite was we gout No The Doors alive again no house here awesome we’re gonna do a command that’s gonna fix everything he’s gone the saplings God Oh oh my god this was the best decision we’ve listen I know we’ve been through a lot okay and things things might seem most alike

We have been through quite a bit of black lung as well look I know team morale might be at an all-time low we might have just teleported everything to Charlie at once and then killed all the entities right after but look listen guys if we put our minds to it

If we believe we could do anything I never would have thought that I I never would have started this recording and assumed that it would go down in the direction of exclusively black lung guitar noises okay so we knocked down a whole tree and wheeler it over and that’s when we put a pressure plate in

Place this TNT okay yeah let’s dig a hole and then we killed them all oh no and then you and then we put the TNT down and then you put a pressure plate over it and then we okay [ __ ] I got some fun build up those my lungs oh I’m gonna

Breathe twice as good okay this is gonna be a win for this video and for miners everywhere I’m banning black lung my pants I’m gonna feed them OOP I don’t know why I thought they’d eat dirt that feels kind of [ __ ] up actually I want to make a farm

Do the dirts gonna jump on the crops no it’s gonna slow the crops what kind of circle of life [ __ ] is this no you can’t be serious get back in daddy oxygen atmosphere Something continue I have an important announcement Get down from there right now it’s not safe I got it all on tape I got it all on tape this has been just so [ __ ] weird I mean it’s really good the phone No where where where where where is he Hey how are you music that’s weird guys I don’t remember anything that just happened I made it finally have you been struggling have you been hungry it’s not a problem you have well good news everyone I made I’d farm via behalf of our how much hunger do you

Have I’m like half then you’ve gotta eat something right you’re gonna get in there Connie try breaking I guess in the wheat our friends ooh yeah okay so well more for me that’s alright that’s actually not doing anything this option this breads not gonna make itself you’re gonna do more imitating thing at

Harvest desirous bountiful hey guys hey little a little buddies we gotta eat get on get in get in here daddy’s got a munch come on the boys must be beets the grain must feel pain I will enhance the flavor you keep backing up I’m gonna put your

Flag back in the ground I don’t know if you think you’re gonna like survive this Charlie I know how to get I know how day I know how to get rid of the wheat what a what a wheat what does wheat hate what does wheat Hayne skeletons I need you to

Type in /summon don’t worry you tell me anything what is the number you are thinking summon okay I’ll attend the underscore horse skeleton underscore horse space today space tilde space held a space curly brace a skeleton trapped : one was curly brace skeleton trap capital s capital T

Wouldn’t work : one quality wrap : turn what are you saying enter summon skeleton horse tilde tilde Tillis skeleton skeleton trap : one close brace : one the brace never open open it beat before the capital s what capital what happens what happens after the tilde watch we’re gonna type in

Brackets not giving me an error so I’m gonna press it I hate it we must summon famine we must summon the famine itself to kill our living crops a grizzly take the Apple what if you time it grizzly read the book of killed it’s better man doesn’t quite have beef

And was creative you know what happens to her on the first day of his disappearance it’s boys all over know what happens on the second day know all of his livestock do you know what happened to the fourth day one of these days the apples gonna

Fight you know I’m one share the same core if you bite into us we would have the same crunch there has never been a worse time to rate down slot we cannot dig our way out of this we cannot do it if we dig our way this we will be

Swarmed by living stone I don’t have any blocks wait wait and have a better idea to sink us under to the torch you know I have a know you’ve gotta know nice please please not like that I told you I’ve gotta warn you guys I’ve got to

Warn you guys you might find that in here the ores are a little more aggressive what the foot this guys are bouncing they’re a little more aggressive in here this is their domain this is their domain better be careful ready or not come here Chris come here

Here you have a pickaxe oh [ __ ] okay I can’t hit him I can’t hit him Grizz the iron gave me weakness an iron like the I guess I’m stand up too fast [ __ ] where the Chu holy [ __ ] that’s terrifying [ __ ] me wait you gave me up yeah I gave everyone Okay right there right there michael jackson screech upon dev block making a furnace for us uh-oh he wants to cook yeah the torches I made a mistake oh [ __ ] why are you placing more we need light to see Charlie you place another one it’s dark in here

Stay perfectly still they can only see movement idling now will you do that I’ll run away I need to stick the torch I’ll make light work of this one ha ha making light of the situation see lemon oh I see I see many and they’re running

Towards me at high speed so this whole diamond thing huh you know I don’t know how we’re gonna get that one we’re gonna happen well broken man first we broke the blocks and then they broke us huh oh you really did was enough music – Brianna what are you doing why’d you do

That what’d you do why did you do that why would you do that no but we’re like what looked like why would you you know you have no idea [Laughter] [Applause] careful there’s some we can go this way oh that was stupid there’s so many white how many did you make [ __ ] Oh Oh redstone gave me hunger X looks semi-truck it gives me mining it gave me mining fatigue where’s washis I’m nauseous I’m sick I’m

Sick dude he’s gonna he’s gonna blow a chunk he’s gonna blow a chunk hey slap hey slap yeah come here yeah come here what why don’t you give it a rest uh-oh slap its memory foam it’s memory foam and it’s gonna put you to bed forever there’s a witch put down the

Torch put down towards burning at the stake no no no no done by the way while I’m poisoned fellas in a pleasure [ __ ] dead oh [ __ ] somebody string why is this happening to me has someone help me oh [ __ ] I can tell what’s going on this sucks

Oh they’re everywhere dude what the [ __ ] oh oh oh looks like it looks like things have gotten a little off-track oh the thrill from behind there’s another one what are you doing this is really bad that wasn’t worth it now we get to die

For it huh all right here we go here we go hope he’s right what the [ __ ] he’s running away I gotta give chase my head hurts my eyes oh hey who’s ready to find some diamonds wait I have two diamonds what I’m not grizzly had the other one Akane I just

Swam and loved Hey look at this yeah whoa so that’s diamonds yep that’s exactly what we need yeah did he know I did I bet this will make the kids cringe a diamond pickaxe no no no yes yeah yeah yeah it’s a lie oh and it’s fine whoa I don’t

Know what it did do anything let’s see what this one does it’s never seen [ __ ] level one obsidian versus level a hundred string I’m trying to fight them but I keep hitting everything y’all thank me twelve if enough you have enough no why don’t you do that the portal would have Flint

Steel nope I don’t I just want to the nether I have one heart hey dude that’s no way to die – magma blocks they’re coming from scientists play this [ __ ] song [ __ ] it dude it’s going on