So Dream EXILED Me

I got banished exiled from dreams minecraft server by dream himself president turbo who is also my best friend made the choice to exile me because of dreams orders no one has ever been exiled so this was completely unheard of also most new viewers find me very annoying when they first find my

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Surely i’m only exiled from the man berg oh no no no no you’re exiled from everywhere that’s been touched is uh i don’t i’m i’m following i’m saying is uh is he coming hi guys where are we going wherever the river takes us you guys can get in the

Same boat tommy my arms aren’t very strong you’re going to have to okay i don’t have to follow you then then i’ll just kill you what happens if i kill you i die yeah you can’t do this you can’t do this do you want to head to east or

Do you want to head north or no no i don’t want to head anywhere i want to go back i want to go back it’s fine i hate you okay tommy you don’t hate me no no i definitely do this is my house i was gonna me and turbo were gonna make a

New little area that says it’s connor’s house oh he kind of just steals things he’s americans that’s not fun i don’t think this man is very nice he’s [ __ ] not he’s a band how long is how long am i exiled for when can i just go back you can’t

What the [ __ ] what is right this is perfect i mean technically it’s no different out here than it is back there there’s no taboo on this side i said to turbo you’re my friend and he didn’t i only just got there when you were being thrown out what did you do

Tommy is this to do with how to sex too oh god at least that book’s still going to be in the man book how how long do we have to go i thought i was only banished from the man book that was the deal not the entirety of the smp you’re banished

Far enough where let’s get there let’s go on this island this looks like a good holiday so we want to go i don’t i want to go back right right here this is nice technoblade’s talking to me should i say that out loud don’t speak to that man

Tenta blade is not talking to me well at least we still got our things did you bring any good [ __ ] i’m gonna take them but give me a minute tell me don’t tell dream but i got this we’re gonna be okay we’re not gonna be [ __ ] okay um give

Me all your things no i have all my things here’s my seeds here’s my gum powder no don’t don’t give him all your things flowers here’s my sea lanterns here’s my fishing rod and here’s my picture of alex quackety that’s all no they’re my things drop them down or what or

I will kill you i don’t care i can do it yeah why would you you can have this i don’t want your [ __ ] pity [ __ ] you [ __ ] you leave [ __ ] you no you need it you need it okay i’ll give it to you that’s you can you can have it you guys

Can share it yes you’re not in the rain wilbur has the right idea i melt if i’m in the rain too long i guess i have this might as well have it i don’t need it anymore i don’t want your pity [ __ ] things no you can have

It i don’t want your pity things pass that to me pass that to me you can keep it you can keep it thank you all right well uh i’ll see you never bye bye dream bye i’ll see you i’ll probably see you at some point yeah yeah this is gonna be fun we’re

Gonna have a good time nice nice nice robbing you tommy i think we just got robbed bit of a rocky start to our vacation tommy i’ve got something to tell you you know they blew up all our stuff yes oh i’ve still got my tools i see a ruined

Portal over there there’s some pants and a clock and some horse armor and some glittering melons oh do you want some gold pants pants piss pants the piss pants oh wow i had a yellow adidas track suit i don’t pass me the obsidian pass with the

Obsidian i kind of want to keep no no ghost pass with the obsidian please i like the obsidian i was going to use it for building our house well but i don’t want any of dreams things pass me it please okay why do you want it

We’re not taking any of his pity [ __ ] okay that might be a good idea as well tommy are you thinking what i’m thinking that’s on tour lads on total what does that mean we’re lads and we’re on tour that’s what we’re called lot i don’t

Want to be in the lot we’re on the tour tommy hashtag lads on tour i do not want to be on tour right now get it trending get it trending wait how far out 2 000 blogs did you know i built the um i built the uh the entirety of la

Mambo pretty much and you know what let’s do it again i’m gonna make us a little country out here oh my god i never should have burned down george’s oh no i don’t regret anything wait you burnt down george’s house a little bit hey tommy i’m thinking we

Get the clay and i’m gonna make some some terracotta we then we make our house out of birch and light blue terracotta i like that but can i give you an adjustment we’re not gonna be here for long we’re not making a house we’re making a campsite you’re right

We’re going on a holiday and we’re going back you remember you remember the camp the camara van and the little tents we’re making that didn’t you and alive but once live in a cave yeah yeah how did how did that go what was the what

Was the plan there it went bad is that why people don’t like wilbur is it because he wasn’t good at building cave houses i’m very good at building houses don’t worry we’re not building a cave house i will build a house i’ve i’ve i understand the reason turbo

Is like this is because of you wilbur not because of you ghost but because of wilbur i look i’m getting clay i’ve got so much clay already i’ve got i’ve got a bunch of balls oh i don’t want balls right now i want i want to be with my

Friends i want freedom you want balls all you ever wanted was balls why did you not want me to talk to technoblade he gave me a message earlier what did he say he said send me the coordinates don’t say this out loud oh frick wait and then i said message technoblade okay technoblade

Frick and then and then i oh i don’t think i said anything if it wasn’t for him we’d still be in the mannburg and i’d still be the vice president and i’d just be fighting dream but i’m gonna make it up to you it’s gonna be so fun

And you’re gonna look back at the time in in the mannburg and you’re gonna say god damn i’m so glad the lads were on tour that day because now instead of having to worry about about about politics and taxes we now have to worry about pina coladas and and swimming wait

Who’s that i don’t know this is an important message for you tommy i know you’re you’re sent away but when you need someone you know where to find me my house is far from all of them you can you can come hide with me if you need a place to

Stay tell me i’m supposed to see the server tearing itself apart sam come you can come on tour with us any day of the week not today why not that was nice i always like catching up with sam i know what we need to end this all we need to get back my

Discs hubbo has the disc and i gave it to him and now he’s not on our side anymore tell me why do you care about the discs so much because that that’s what started this server when i get them back i can finally rest easy i can sleep

At night everyone says they’re talking [ __ ] over in the mannburg i don’t think they should do that i mean you you did so much good for remember didn’t you didn’t you give up the thing you loved the most to get le man bug in the first

Place i remember that i remember a live bow was so happy that day when you came to him and you announced that you that you’d given up your discs for lemberg hey tommy do you remember when you gave up the other discs in order to in order

To take slack down you did a really good job and everyone thinks you did really well and literally no one no one i can think of would laugh at you no one in this school no one on the server would possibly think you’re a bad person or

Make fun of your failures you did really good Look at this loser oh my god this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen oh my hey techno blade oh hey wilbur i [ __ ] hate you you picking a crown looking [ __ ] pink pregnant i see you in real life do you want to come on tour with us do

Not invite him on could you describe your your nearby you know do not do nothing on gps i’ll find it why shouldn’t i tell me he wants to come here he is the pinnacle of a wrong and he’s going to come and he’s going to kill us

He’s going to bully us if you give him a coordinate he’ll know where we are but i only have good memories with techno players terrible we’ve only had good times together right only good times we were bros man oh there’s a dolphin here and a lot of cod fish

And we’re also by a lake and an enchanted forest with a broken portal and a village and we’re on a plane and there’s a snowy biome to this oh i don’t know where this is i know where this one is okay how oh here’s the name tag

Hey tommy i’m gonna make a campsite you know oh actually i take more damage from that politely politely no please go away please go away her blade i’m enjoying the show tommy this is great what show the clown circus i [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you

I should have just had the circus that would have been more concise yeah the clown circus thanks techno blade because he’s just here to taunt us he’s just here to be a [ __ ] a big [ __ ] why don’t you like tommy he can get a tad annoying and he does cause like

Pretty much all the conflicts just due to his own recklessness and then he blames me for it even though it’s clearly his own fault but you know he’s in denial you blew up everything with a wither you started the government tommy and let me ask you how is that government working out for

You that’s like that’s like being the mugger and your defense from mugging someone being like well you’re the one that went outside you’re the one that chose to leave your house oh my [ __ ] god you know we were gonna get you on our side today you were gonna come to me for help

Yes tommy i need you to look at me I’m a changed man tommy okay well anyways before you stabbed me and i had to fight in self-defense i was going to say that i’ve renounced my violent ways but now that now it’s kind of dumb yes isn’t it after you just killed me you hypocrite hypocrite no blade that’s what i’ve delivered

Self-defense all right what are you gonna do now now that you’ve lost everything why are you still trying to get iron armor when everyone’s kicked you out you know what you know what every single time i get batted down every single time but you want to know

Something tender blade yeah i always get back up and i’m gonna get back those discs i’m just saying tommy if you wanted those discs back perhaps you’ve been working with the wrong people i’m gonna go now tommy i i wish you luck on your on your quest okay no i know

Bye bye bye see ya bye hey ghostburgh where do you reckon we get our primes now i need a spot okay i think i think we make a prime log okay it’s the prime the prime i like the sound of the prime log we need tent

Swivel we want tents out of wool yeah i know i’m just i’ve built walls it’s like an outpost okay i’m here i’m here look i made a little corner like that yeah a prime level oh here we go what the [ __ ] where did they what the hell wait one second

Is it working we got two there we got one there these are our first log prime logs have you got the stream i like that you know what i hate this entire area other than the prime log that was an incredible idea well but maybe this is good for us out here maybe

This being lonely and having no friends out here is good for me maybe maybe i’ll reform yeah it’s not it’s not good it’s not so i think this entire i think this loneliness is going to negatively affect my mental health i would rather be at home right now with my friends not alone

Let’s not call it the clown circus i like clown circus i hate it do you want me to want my help stripping these logs yeah yeah straightforward strip all the butt Do not shave that log or it will lose so much power tommy why don’t we call it that’s clown circus i hate that name lads on tour i’ve got it what land of lots but i don’t like being land of lot um what’s under the prefix for a town prefix suffix sulfix lobsters

Whoa i like it a lot logs did shire no just logs that just loves it that long logs did [ __ ] do you not like logs did or should we be logs this year i like both i say i say i say lobster [ __ ] if we’re being formal but mo but most of

The time just logs did the prime log has shown us the power of logs that’s what i’ve learned i say the way we get a disk back is through harnessing the power of logs log champ logo there are so many log puns to be made i

Think i’m gonna get very very upset here why i feel very lonely what same why is this happened now everyone’s going log through the pain oh yes oh yes i shall log i can’t go with you but know that i am oh i am with

You may the log be with you well but i really hope we don’t go all crooked in the head whilst we’re out here i think it’s already happening i’m worried that the logs are getting to us so as you’re doing it be like oh my god an apple has

Fallen on the prime log i need to eat it i need to eat it i need it it looks so good i can imagine it’s apple-ness going into my face i’m gonna become my head it’s gonna go red and [ __ ] oh wilbur i reckon we’ve gone insane