So I Joined a Minecraft Faction SMP…

So the other day I started an SMP and whenever you kill someone they drop their head so my goal is to get as many heads as possible I have a feeling this will turn into absolute chaos three two one all right SMP is officially started now everyone else has already made

Alliances so I’m all alone if I’m Gonna Stand even a chance I need to get armor as fast as possible oh that’s useful Rune portal little did I know that novelty was right on my tail and I was about to have my first battle that person is not friendly not friendly

Did not think that I would get into combat this quickly oh no oh no guys don’t look at chat nothing happened nothing happened so I may have lost a little bit of progress which is fine but now novelty has my head and I don’t want my head in circulation unfortunately she

Managed to get away alright I think we found our first Target novelty you have been warned we’re a little bit behind but don’t worry I have a plan foreign until I saw pox Pat’s Clan oh no we’re going after him actually wait we need we need help we need help I don’t

Have health but he doesn’t know that oh no they have diamonds oh no oh no big mistake big mistake big mistake oh no iron pickaxe I don’t care I did not know we were in the same cave did you guys know they were in the same cave I didn’t

You guys think we should do it I think they went away but I’m just gonna quietly follow them hmm interesting imagine trying to smell iron losers now I probably could go after their team but I already have the iron so I think that’s good enough I’m gonna see if I can oh

Found their team now I’m not sure how good a PVP he is oh no they both have iron okay okay okay hang on yeah they’re going after me okay they’re probably going to trap me we can work this out if you guys let me go I’ll give you back

Your iron okay fine okay fine okay nope well that went great now another person on the server has my head but don’t worry I’ll get them back anyways time to start from scratch again you know what I’ll just skip to what I have stuff now this is gonna take

A very long time but I have to get villagers to sell me prop 4 mending and breaking three all of it I’ll see you guys in a week free 28 a.m all right it’s time we make a villager breeder but there’s just one small problem we don’t

Have any potatoes or carrots so I’m gonna have to look for another Village I ended up searching for villages for two hours and then novelty said that she might have some and luckily I have been tracking her down this whole time so I was right by her base also I may have

Gotten a little bit of Revenge here carrots okay thanks you’re not going to right I mean you killed me earlier uh no I’m not here is that where the valuables are Bulls I have a great idea oh no it’d be cool if I could add it oh okay still

Drop the head well enjoy my fortune 2 diamond pickaxe I have a very nice head enjoy it now I have novelty’s head but most importantly I got mine back then I proceed to raid novelty’s base I got fortune 3 and a little bit of diamonds I did some mining off camera anyways time

To start heading home okay so good news and bad news good news is we made it back to our base the bad news is someone has found it so that means it’s time to relocate All right it’s been like two hours but I finally found a village and now I have the carrots to make a villager reader I managed to get most of the resources for the breeder but I need one piece of Soul Sand so that means it’s time to go to

The nether I’m an idiot I made a 2×2 nether portal subscribe much better just need one piece of Soul Sand ah Soul Sand oh that was easy all right just finished the Villager breeders working pretty well got two babies over there this is also fully automatic so I never have to

Touch them I also made a quick sheep farm because I’m gonna need some beds to find the ancient debris but you know what we need right now iron and seeing as we’re in a village why not make an iron farm there’s also a few other teams on the server and

They’re all in diamond armor and I’m an iron but trust me these Farms are worth more than diamond armor it’s been like half an hour just finished the iron farm and it’s working pretty well I don’t need a ton of iron but having a little

Bit on hand is very useful I think that trapping them in a very small area and forcing them to get scared is technically against their torture but I mean I don’t really care the villagers they can handle it oh no you know what has to happen

Hey back off so I have all these farms and that’s great but this is a PVP server and I don’t know if you noticed but I have iron armor that’s not gonna cut it now I do have a decent amount of diamonds so it could make a full set of

Diamond armor but I won enchantment so if I use the villagers from the Villager breeder I can make a trading Hall give me the emeralds oh yes okay all right so things will be going pretty well got quite a few villagers and I think I might be going insane and so far I’ve

Only Enchanted one thing my ax and that’s to make breaking and placing lecterns more efficient that’s not a joke I’ve broken so many iron axes doing this you wouldn’t believe it also I need like a ton of wood to get emeralds with Fletchers they trade sticks for emeralds

And there’s a huge Forest over there I just gotta mined out an entire Forest spend a whole lot of time everything was going fine I was just minding my own business mining trees and chanting and no one managed to find me until this happened how did you you’ve locate her

Back like no I literally it was totally random I just went in a random direction are you sure I promise okay I’m guessing if I kept going that way I’d find her base because that that’s I just kept going in a straight line kinda okay so

Puzzle does where I am luckily he just joined the server like an hour ago so he was broke and he joined my team so it’s okay and while he was exploring I casually got full prop 4 and breaking three mending armor and an ax with sharpness five so now if someone attacks

Me I stand a slight chance these villagers have been working very hard and I have deforested a very large area many hours have been spent so you know what we gotta do now the reason we’ve been having the sheep farm going all along we gotta get another eight all

Right there’s our first piece of ancient debris now while he was whining for ancient debris something really big happened I did not die and no one found me arguably worse uh oh are you going to the End by chance um oh no okay I’m in a very small hole but

Zigzag is going to the end this is not good however I’m going to ignore that fact and continue mining for ancient debris right now I have 39 which is pretty good I still have a couple more beds so I’m just going to use them up and go back

And zigzag beat the ender dragon all right and he’s got the dragon egg oh no I’m on fire I’m gonna die I’m gonna have to use two furnaces to smelt the ancient debris how are your End Adventures going good would you mind looking in chat for

A moment there is nothing to see so far oh fear me cute do you have fullness even day one uh we don’t need to talk about that are you in the end getting a lighterous well good talk it’s been a little while as you can see

I have a little bit better stuff than last time I got full almost Max Enchanted armor and almost maxed out sword and maxed out tools except for a hoe I got silk touch pickaxe Fortune all of it and the villagers have now expanded into the water I’m taking this seriously Thank you oh wow I got four from one blade thank you all right that’s good enough 15. oh but Gizmo how are you gonna get the ender pearls I got a villager for that okay now where is the stronghold uh that way okay I’ll see you guys in a

While all right this has taken so much longer than I thought it would also I got bad Omen should be where the stronghold is found it here we go please say the portal has at least two eyes in it oh no it has no eyes that’s not ideal this is

Off to a great start might as well get some of the bookshelves while I’m here that’s actually quite a bit of books another Library okay not the best biome for ender pearls but it’ll work so I’m not kidding when I say this it’s been a

Half an hour I have not gotten a single ender pearl so I think at this point it might just be best to head back to my portal and go to the villagers and trade with them there’ll be a lot more time efficient so I’ll see you guys when I have the pearls

Oh no guys I bet Omen I just started to raid oh no oh no n6 is waiting in the end for me so I’m gonna die okay this is not good okay okay oh it looks like we’re defeating a raid oh gosh All right next wave hey ravagirl hey back up back up well let’s get straight over with give me the totem easy no no no no no no hey stay away from the villagers stay away no not the vexes why can they go through walls no that says

Why Target me not the villagers yeah come at me not the villagers leave them alone they didn’t do anything wrong okay maybe attack the villagers for a second no not the vexes again no my villagers why there’s so many of them what is this come down here there they are oh they’re

Terrorizing those villagers okay no not more vexes they got here of the village but what about the raid it’s not even over calm down out of the ground oh come on no my villager died this was the prop 4 villager no okay we had one casualty

Aside from those guys but those guys are easily hopefully the prop 4 villager why’d it have to be that one that was a useful one zigzag thinks I already went in and the trap didn’t work so I was trying to get him to go in to blow him up but I don’t

Know he didn’t fall for it anyways I’m gonna call him and see what he has to say do you want me to tell you a little secret you didn’t actually go to the end nothing happened whatsoever so we figured that mystery out there’s no way you trapped a Gateway and not the end

Why would I do that you specifically said it doesn’t end City elytra it has the boat yo yo nope no way no way zigzag or there’s a second ship within view of the first ship what yes that’s what you get for Speed running oh come on oh no see like look there’s

One there and one there oh it’s a big one it’s a big one oh that’s nice another elytra very nice hey water bucket clutch I’m so good at this game and treasure room it’s a treasure room okay oh yes it feels so good to fly holy crap no

They’re riding city with the ship third elytra let’s go sucks to suck No Way fourth Elite druff come on no way I just got a diamond helmet that’s better than the one I have on Fourth elytra Dragon head no way okay it’s what I already went to oh come on

Flying in the nether this feels so nice they’re waiting for this for quite a while and finally we can fly okay zigzag just messaged me and he said he wants me to meet up at spawn I heard you want to meet up a spot yes Subspace bubble desert well okay hi

Hello would you like to make an alliance I’m kinda already in one you see your head is a wanted item I know it would be pretty cinematic with the sunset we’re the only people on the server with full netherade armor and that’s also why it’d be so interesting if we had a little

Fight that ax is not very purple we don’t need to talk about that so we’re doing this right now Battle of the well oh no and you got potions well see ya you can’t just fail okay okay One Moment One Moment hang on strength potions are very strong

Fun fact how long is that strike potion last couple minutes okay hey hang on hang on hang on hang on guys I forgot to make strength potions how could I do this zigzag about that Alliance no you’re considering it I’m considering it okay Zigzag hang on hang on a woman didn’t even bring my sword zigzag zigzag yes I killed the richest player on the server zigzag that wasn’t in the script there is no script oh So do I get my stuff back yeah I just wanted the head