You probably have some big questions about Minecraft. What are creepers made of? Who built the strongholds? Why do endermen look like that? When it comes to these important questions about Minecraft’s lore, I don’t give a darn! Instead, it’s that weird, niche, Utterly useless lore that excites me. Like – did you know that crying obsidian tears taste sour like a gummy worm? That’s so cool-I have a problem. Speaking of taste: cake. What is this? What am I covering my cuboid cake with? Nothing in his crafting recipe is red, Could the player be sneaking in another ingredient? Hmm… It’s time to play: What Am I Topping My Cake With? Can our contestant guess what Minecraft cakes are topped with, or will they guess wrong, and miss out on an incredible prize? Is a cake topped with Apples, sweet berries, beetroots, nether warts, or something else? Find out after these messages! Bread is a staple food in Minecraft, made with just three pieces of wheat. Sounds good, but then, right on top of a crafting table, the bread is baked – instantly! How in the world can this Happen? Let’s analyze this step by step. Alright, step one: crushing wheat into flour. Considering the fact that the player has the strength to mash two rocks into a new one, crushing wheat should be a piece of cake. Step 2: add water. The player doesn’t have any water on them, Or do they? Water is infinite and spit and sweat are canon, so it works out, although I do want to throw up now. Step 3: bake. Remember how we instantaneously ground wheat into flour? Yeah, the heat generated should be enough to bake the bread instantaneously. Mystery solved. And we’re back! So, unnamed villager, what are Minecraft cakes topped with? I see. That is… Correct! Here’s why: apples, sweet berries, beetroots, and nether warts would make sense at first, but these can’t just come from out of nowhere. You might look back at The recipe for cake searching for a hint of red somewhere in the ingredients. Found it? Chicken wattles. Minecraft cakes are topped with chicken wattles from chickens from eggs, and wouldn’t you know it – eggs are exactly what our contestant has guessed! It’s been An option this whole time, didn’t you notice? Congratulations villager, you’ve won a free trip to the breathtaking Shulker Shell Shattered Savannah. Experience dramatic cliffs, gorgeous waterfalls, relaxing hiking trails, and plenty of tall grass – one of the rarest blocks in Minecraft (“rarest blocks in Minecraft” echoes) Wait – you’re telling me that tall grass – the stuff that gets in the way of your xp grinding – is one of the rarest blocks in Minecraft? Give me a break! Ready for this: if you use shears on grass you get grass. If you use sheers on tall grass you get tall grass-no, just grass? Wait, but I swear there’s a tall grass item, How does one get it? So it turns out that the only way to get a hold of tall grass is to get it from savannah villages, but why only from here? What makes these guys so unique? Time for a stakeout! Nope nothing. If only there was a way I could get inside their oblong heads… oh! It’s on their heads! Those leaves that they’re wearing – the only way to get those leaves in Minecraft is with shears, meaning that these villagers must possess shears! Maybe the players, Swinging their arms around to break blocks, are too violent to properly harvest tall grass, but villagers, who can gently harvest crops, could be more capable of getting the block! And it’s not only savannah villages – in taiga villages, villagers have large ferns, Meaning that they use shears too. There’s a whole world of villagers with shears that’s been hidden from us this whole time! What else could they be hiding from us? Uh-oh, I’ve been spotted. Time to get out of here! What how did these get here? You know, I for one have never questioned how these overworld mushrooms have ended up in the nether! They always served as a last resort food option, but I’m not starving so let’s extract some lore! Perhaps the nether environment itself could explain their origin? Hmm… of course! That’s it! Take a listen… No doubt there are souls in soul sand but whose souls? A quirk of noteblocks could answer this. A note on soul sand makes a cowbell sound, so soul sand contains the souls of cows! And what likes to hitch rides on the backs of cows? That’s right, mushrooms! This is Fascinating. We learned that – who knows how long ago – cows roamed the nether, spreading spores all throughout the landscape! But wait – huge mushrooms aren’t flammable, which is unusual as every organic block in Minecraft can burn – except nether fungi. This lore could need some adjusting! Maybe mushrooms aren’t from the overworld, but are actually native to the nether? The cows then brought the mushrooms to the overworld-no, no – the cows must be from the nether also! Oh dear, what about other mobs? Parrots, I trust you guys! Let’s play a disc. How cute. The song is over, you guys can stop dancing now. Unless… they’re only celebrating the fact that I inserted a disc into the jukebox! Are you guys deaf? You know, maybe parrots don’t mimic mobs. Instead the sounds of their mocking are built into their DNA! And this must be the case for vindicators as well! Vindicators named “Johnny” don’t go crazy and kill everything as a nod to a classic horror scene – no, the name “Johnny” must be so cruel that it drives any vindicator to insanity – but I’m not insane! Uh, Skeleton horses! How do they get struck by lightning? Maybe it’s because bones are the best electric conductor in Minecraft! Bone meal must be a battery for plants! Um… shulkers! They have a spiral on the bottom. Ancient debris has a spiral! Clearly shulker shells are made of netherite, That’s why they’re so rigid! Foxes don’t get hurt when they walk through sweet berry bushes, yet everyone else does! The only way this could be is if they’re actually ghosts! Water disappears in the nether, not because it’s so hot but because there’s endermen there, and they don’t Like it! Redstone power goes through walls because – because it’s a ghost! Just like foxes. Chicken wattles have to be a fruit, why else are they put on cakes? I – I just need everything that makes sense! I need everything to connect together into one, ultimate, definitive piece of Minecraft lore! No, no, no. I’m so wrong. Not everything needs an explanation. Not everything needs a reason. Minecraft is a fantasy game, it doesn’t have to make sense. Minecraft is a game about creativity, the lore is up to you. Wow you’ve made it to the end! If you somehow don’t think I’m crazy, Desaturate that subscribe button! At no cost you can make my day a little better! 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This video, titled ‘Solving Minecraft’s Weirdest Lore’, was uploaded by EightSidedSquare on 2021-01-24 00:31:41. It has garnered 2324163 views and 54486 likes. The duration of the video is 00:08:55 or 535 seconds.
Minecraft has some weird lore. The unsolved mysteries of Minecraft’s shall be solved, once and for all! I go over and solve the most strange, weird, and unusual lore in Minecraft, creating theories trying to find out how it all can connect together into the lore that Mojang intended.
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