Sonic the Hedgehog – The Love Potion!

*You can turn these captions OFF by clicking the CC button below.* (Sonic runs away from Amy). Amy! For the last time… Will you please leave me alone! No, I love you. You know I can see you sweety. OH COME ON! Amy… When will you ever stop chasing me? Until I know if you love me. Amy… You want to know why I always run away from you? Why? It’s because I hate you! Why do you hate me? Well, I’ll give you multiple reasons. Okay. I’m freaking 27! And your… Your almost 13! And you always stalk me… AND YOUR JUST FLIPPING CRAZY!!! And… It’s almost Valentines’ Day.

And I’m not gonna ever… Ever! Be your Valentine! My valentine… Would be a Chili-Dog. Since it’s so, so good! And it’s so much better than you are. Now… If you ever… Try…to get me ever again… Don’t you even try. Ok. You already made me SO ANGRY!

I don’t want to ever see your face. And I don’t want to deal with anything… With you… EVER AGAIN!!! Okay! You made me so mad… I hope this will be the last time, that this SonAmy thing will ever happen! You annoy me so, so much! What’s wrong Amy? I’ve never seen you that upset before. Oh-um, hi Cream. I’m just so upset! Well why are you upset? Because it’s Valentine’s Day… And Sonic doesn’t want to be my valentine… And he thinks that I’m stupid and pointless… And it’s just…

He doesn’t love me anymore because I stalk him and crap. And you wanna know what his Valentine is? Well who? It’s that stupid food!… It’s his favourite food…CHILI-DOGS! Like, what does the Chili-Dog have that I don’t? Man, I’m just so upset… And I don’t even have a valentine and I’m a loser.

My life STINKS!!! And I’ve been stalking him and trying to love him for many years. And he just… He just doesn’t want to make my dream come true! (sobbing) Well Amy that’s just how it is, you can’t always get what you want in life, that’s just how it is.

Hey, what’s with all this noise about? What is it about? Oh, she’s just upset that Sonic’s not being her valentine. Typical Amy. Well Amy, you do realise that I am a scientist and that I am a geek right? Yeah! Your just your geeky self, SO WHAT! Well I did make a potion for Cream to stop her addiction from candy. Yeah, SO!!! Well, I do have….. I do have a love potion…

Lots of them. Love potions… Love Potions… LOVE POTIONS… Yes, calm down. Ok sorry. Okay, so you can pick any kind… And then you have to make the person drink it… And then that person will fall in love with you… Which, I would think that you would want Sonic to drink one of these.

Oh HELL yeah, duhhh. Well of course. But I have to say that I haven’t used these in a long time and I can’t remember why. But whatever. But first, I have to test it on someone, okay, just to make sure that it’s good enough to use it on someone.

HEY KNUCKLES, SILVER, CAN YOU COME HERE PLEASE! Ughhhhhhhhhhhh! Ugh, what do you want fudge cake? Wha…Don’t you ever call me that. Oh sorry fudge cake. (sigh) of course. Umm, Silver, umm, do you mind if you can drink this. What, why? Just drink it! Ok, geez!

Okay, but I don’t see what’s the point of me drinking it. Oh! Oh! God that tasted so weird, I don’t even know why you wanted me to taste it. Ummmm, Silver why are you giving me that look? You’re so hot. I’M HOT?!?!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO GET AWAY FROM ME! NO! WHAT DID YOU PUT IN HIS DRINK?!?!? OH NO!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!

NOOOOOOOO! Get away from me! Get away from me! Oh crap! No! Get away from me! Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Well…I guess it worked. So Amy, you can take one of these and it should make Sonic fall in live with you. So… Yeah. Now I must capture the moment of Knuckles being attacked by Silver and making him feel like a loser and crap like that. (screams)

It will be such an awesome hit! (gasp) Oh yay! I get to use one of these. Yeah, I guess you can use one of these Amy. Yeah. Okay, I’m just gonna use, I’m gonna use… This blue one, since it fits Sonic’s colour. Sonic! Can you please come here, please. Ughhhhhhhhh!

What do you want Rosy the Rascal? Oh, I was just wondering if you can try this for me. Ughhh, why? Because I’m curious to know what kind of flavour it is. (sigh) Fine, give it to me. I mean like I have nothing special to do anyways. Oh! God! Oh! Oh! That tasted so weird. Di…Did it work? Oh my god, Amy… Oh my god, oh my god, I love you so much, I love you like a girlfriend I never wanted. Oh my god it finally worked! Yay! my dream came true! It’s valentines day! Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

Well, I guess everything turned out great. Now it’s time for me to watch some TV, and watch My Little Pony. (sigh) Man, I love you Sonic. (sigh) I love you too Amy. Ohhhhhh, your so sweet. Pssssssst, Cream. Can you go to the kitchen and get some chocolates? Wha…Why?

Because I want to give it to Sonic as a gift! Okay, you could say it nicely. Here you go Amy, umm, here’s your chocolate. Umm, thanks Cream. Hey Sonic! I got you some chocolates. (gasp) You got me some chocolates? Yeah. I got it for you as a gift. Awwww, your so sweet.

But I feel like an idiot, cause I didn’t get you a gift. Or, maybe I can even draw you. Just gotta get my notebook and my pencil. Okay, got my notebook and my pencil. Now it’s time for me to draw you. Just gotta find a clear page…

Okay, just gotta find a clear page. Okay, now it’s time for me to draw you. (talks to himself) Okay, just gotta do the circle, then do that, then their okay, doing very well okay. (sigh) Finally finished my video on Knuckles being attacked by Silver. Because Silver is in love with Knuckles.

Wait a second… I think I know why I never used the love potion. I never used it for a long time, I think I know why… Oh…Oh my god….. (gasp) Oh my god, Amy! Oh my god, you have beautiful eyes. Awww, thank you so much Sonic.

Amy, I need to talk to you for a second. Oh go away Tails! Sonic is drawing me a picture of myself. No this is important. Oh shut up Tails! No, please this is important. Oh, fine. Sonic, I’ll be right back okay. Oh, sure Amy. Okay, now come with me! Hey!!! (sigh) Tails, what did you need me for? Okay, Amy I just reliazed why I never used that potion ever again. Well why? Well you see, when you give someone the potion… And after a few minutes, ummm, they… They, they turn into, they turn into, they turn into…..

They turn into, they turn into, they turn into WHAT!!! Errrr, okay, so they…(sigh) They turn… They turn into a werewolf. WHAT?!?!? Ye…yeah, they turn into a big, wild werewolf and just… Since Sonic’s a hedgehog… They just turn into a Werehog so it’s pretty much the same thing. WHAT?!?!? Yeah I know right? No!

I mean like that just sounds so stupid. Okay. I know your a good geek and all that. But I know that your potions wouldn’t cause any damage. So if you’ll excuse me, I have to be with Sonic. You’re gonna get murdered out there.

Okay, I’m just gonna sit over here, and make sure that Amy doesn’t get attacked by Sonic. (sigh) Sorry, Sonic. It’s just, Tails needed me for some stupid reason. Well how do I look? Well, you look beautiful as ever so… Here you go… Do you like it? (gasp) Oh my god Sonic!

That looks exactly like me. You are so amazing and sweet. Soooooo… Let’s get into the last part for today. Wha…What are you talking about? Let’s make out. Ma.Ma…Ma.Ma.Ma.Ma.Ma.Ma.Ma. MAKE OUT???? Awwwwwwww, this day just got better. Well….. It’s time for me. To get my lips… Near your lips. Oh my god, you’re a freaking, scary werewolf. Someone please help me, please!!! (gasp) I’m out of here. Amy!!! Someone please help me! HEY! You wanna drink it? Gooooooo, GET IT! Well… Ughhhhhhhh…… Ohhhhh…… Sweety, are you okay? Wha…WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME? Ummmmm, you turned into a werewolf and then attacked Amy. WHAT!….Wha…HOW WAS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? Oh yeah, and ummm, I also gave you chocolates and ummm, you made a drawing of me and you were going to kiss me. WHAT!!!!!!!!!!

I WAS GOING TO KISS YOU?????? Wha….Where’s the freaking drawing? Ummm, it’s on our bed. Wha… I LOVE YOU, AMY? How did this whole crap even happen? Tails…. Did you do something about this? I…I….I gave Amy, the love potion and ummm… I’m gonna be in big trouble am I? Oh HELL yeah, you are!

Thank GOD, this whole crap is finally over. And…I’m gonna bring this with me. Wha…What are you gonna do with it? I’m gonna burn it! Why?????? Cause it’s gross…. D I S G U S T A N G Well… It has to end somehow. Thanks for helping me Tails. Oh, your welcome Amy. I’m just glad that this whole thing is finally over. Hey Tails, I have a question. Well, what is it? So, you know how Silver drank the potion too? Yeah?

Doesn’t that mean that Silver will turn into a werewolf and attack Knuckles? Oh yeah….. Well, just ignore it, it will be nothing, it’s nothing apecial. I think Knuckles deserves his payback. Hmmm, yeah, good idea. Hey Tails, do you have that video of Knuckles being attacked by Silver?

Oh yeah, I have it right here. Okay. Let’s watch. (sigh) Thank god, Silver is gone. For some reason he’s acting weird and he’s just… I LOVE YOU!!!!! NO!!! AHHH!!! Wowww… That was a really good video. Yeah, but it’s an ashame that it doesn’t have that much hits though.

Well, maybe you just need to refresh the page Tails. Oh, yeah, good idea. HOLY CR… Thanks for Watching! Captions by SonicWhacker55