Sonic Zombie Origins

Mm-hmm origins all right let’s just get right to it okay so it was the night before christmas and all through the town nobody was stirring well except sonic in his hummer oh damn douching through the snow driving my hummer which i don’t even need because i’m only a single guy

Sonic was decided to go to rouge’s house because everybody was going there for christmas i can’t wait to get everybody my presents it’s totally not a box full of pizza hut coupons Knock knock who’s there me starbucks Oh hey sonic how you doing why don’t you just come on in oh i told you didn’t have to bring a present but come on zwarling let’s go gee it was sure nice of you to invite us all here rouge you’re definitely cool to me boobs

Oh you just being nice now sonic come on everybody’s in the living room hey everybody look who’s here it’s sonic hey everybody merry christmas here’s your present hey let me just put on the table Okay so now that sonic’s here like how about everybody like some champagne no i mean why would you do that let me do it for you you are nice if it bleeds we can kill it now then it began Going to give everybody an even share who’s there What the heck is going on in there oh my god Help me somebody go help her she’s dying yo man listen i got this man don’t worry about it it’s eddie murphy in the house yo listen zombie man you come over here yeah you don’t touch her yo hey cream baby baby you okay cream get to the chopper Could this happen what in the world could that have possibly been it sounds like me this is a zombie but the zombie is not real but if there are more zombies i’m going to go outside and check because there might be more outside Yay and of course shadow was right because there were more zombies on the way and they were going to dine for dinner too let me go outside and check more more zombies come on come on get in there what i was right there are more zombies to outside them oh everybody listen up

There are a lot more zombies outside they must have somehow hurt the other zombie because now they’re coming and if we come we’re gonna die so everybody we have to border the house as fast as we can everybody decided to go board up the house because it was a good idea

Shadow i’ll be knuckles same person what are we doing you gonna come no man i just gotta stay with a man feel so bad I don’t even care so that everybody was fixing up the house the zombies couldn’t get in everybody was doing their part hey i will weld the door shut up Well looks like i’m done there were so many zombies because they heard all the banging from inside and this wasn’t good because it was christmas and i i really want presents not zombies It’s getting really bad out there there are a lot more zombies than anyone could have ever imagined they must have heard how they’re banging as the narrator said hey this is not good because if there are more zombies and that means that they’re going to come in they’re going

To eat our brains over our flesh whatever it doesn’t even matter yo man yo man get yourself love your man yo man come on man get off your video she bit me man yo listen that ain’t cool man yo coming to america oh ah oh yo come on oh

Yo man she’s crazy man i can’t believe she bit me like that look out behind you oh do not worry about it i will shoot it and kill it okay i got it but we need to make sure that it is dead get into the brain yeah yeah i like my crowbar

Are you is everybody okay in here what happened oh yeah i’m gonna go look outside oh no knuckles this is terrible guys we’re gonna have to get him out of here i used to be a nurse we have to get him to a hospital there is no hospital

Around here it is probably overrun we need to find a way to get out of this city man why don’t we just go to airport Are you just kidding me airport on christmas eve you don’t even have a passport tails well that’s the only option that we have we’re gonna also need to get a car anybody have a car We can use my hummer okay so let’s gather supplies shadow go outside and take care of the zombies while we pack up good idea mexican man shadowing outside and he decided that he was gonna fight off the zombies because that buys everybody time not to mention the bad i just like shooting stuff

Okay so you stay still and i’ll be right back man i hope that this is not infected man you’re going to be fine dunky Everybody we have to leave now there are too many of them Sonic we have to hurry up it’s getting bad let’s go uh you go really quick i gotta do something here whatever i mean the zombies were getting in the house let’s see if these zombies like uh oh sonic turned on the stove like my mom won’t let me do

Then they decided to leave the house they have to hurry because the house was gonna blow up any second now If you leave your flame that’s not good your house will blow up and if you don’t have insurance game over so then they took off to the airport meanwhile at the airport things were looking very bleak for our heroes it seemed that whatever happened here apparently happened at the airport too

Well it looks like my hummer got us here i mean i’m the only one who ever drives it so why have it it’s just a gas waster okay everybody is caught up to follow me because i have the gun that is the most important part of this whole thing

I wonder how this happened who knows man but i am at the airport without a passport this is like jesus to me let’s go this way i’m so very hungry oh can we take a break okay everybody take five ah a restaurant maybe they have food here let them go check

Hello anybody here no we ain’t going to this meat locker maybe they have some meat in there oh well let’s see what they have in here and other language things it looks like tails have been gone for a little too long we are going to probably

Have to go find him we should not ever split up again don’t worry about it in here okay tails well it’s good to have you back hey hey do i smell tacos yo man this thing is starting to hurt man i can’t do no mo

Oh i feel sick how do you know you’re sick oh no knuckles oh let me check his house um oh no he doesn’t have a heartbeat he i think he’s dead but then knuckles started to awaken hey look he’s he’s twitching He’s a zombie [Applause] yeah knuckles was now some kind of an alien super zombie yeah this is bad gotta go fast let’s go stop stop no no okay okay it is time for me to use this gun because you are being a jerk so shadow [ __ ] the zombie monster super zombie

Yeah it didn’t work you might have started to chase the others come on guys let’s go no come on you big setup I think we lost him i guess we didn’t Oh i’m not even gonna bother come on come on let’s go It came back it was getting awesome everything was done We’re going to die not if i have anything to say about it hey zombie man [Applause] that was no match for my chaos thingy come on we must get to the airport we’re at the airport by the airstrip i hope there’s a plane that’s comfy for me okay everybody watch your step the hoobadooba let’s go home or well to the hospital do you guys see what i see

Hey look it’s a helicopter yeah that’s good it probably takes up even less gas than my hummer i’m such a douchebag so they started to head to the helicopter what knuckles came back oh diablos and when he started to morph again this is bad it wasn’t bigger knuckles monster

Are we even sure this thing is stealing knuckles yo sonic man you so crazy man the thing was blocking their path of the helicopter that’s looking good i will not block the path here let’s the monster was fighting shadow well as you can clearly see here

Oh this is no match for my bullets my bullets are useless there’s only one thing left we could do boot strength and i know who has the string to do it you it was wreck-it ralph it’s my favorite movie solely because sonic’s in it i’m gonna do something

Ah but wreck-it ralph couldn’t fight sonic or whatever i don’t even know what i’m saying anymore that’s knuckles ah this is useless sonic we need to defeat the zombies with brute strength but i do have one last secret it is something i don’t want to use but

We might have to use my bomb i made it myself but we need someone to distract this thing while it eats it anybody volunteering yeah hey i can turn super sonic and do it okay it’s time to dance buddy the monster was distracted fighting supersonics so he went to go away from

The helicopter okay guys i got distracted get the helicopter Do not forget you need to put this bomb into his mouth and then it would blow up and that would be a big boom okay shadow thanks again buddy he’s an idiot okay all the tacos are packed now we can go okay you big monster how about a snack like pizza hut

Let’s do it let’s finish it now the group took off and sonic was being left behind guys just go forget about me we already did okay say cheese you big Well the helicopter is now broke hey guys look over there it looks like some kind of structure maybe we could make it a house or even better yet maybe we can make it into a base an unpenetrable base yay i just wish that sonic was here what do you mean i am here

Yeah sonic came back sonic how did you not die you guys know the only thing that can kill me is me hey look a bass over there i sure hope they have an xbox in it so they went on to build the secret base that could never be penetrated

But we all know that this wasn’t the end say wait a second i have question how did this whole zombie thing start in the first place Looks like the patties are done oh No ma’am billy it’s time for bed yeah come on dad just five more minutes you’ve got school tomorrow let’s go oh no dad i just found that’s it i am