SpongeBob Ranking By Size! 📏 | SpongeBob

[music playing] SpongeBob to Sandy, we’ve reached the foreign obstruction. [Sandy] Okay, you’re gonna have to go out and dislodge it somehow. I’m already on it. This stupid hammer won’t break anything. [grunting] SpongeBob, do what you were born to do! Dance! You’re right Patrick. Whirlpool Spin! [coughing] Tada!

Since I couldn’t make you big, I made the city small. And now, only one more thing to shrink. Cheese! I guess this is okay. Yeah, what’s the difference? Good idea, SpongeBob. [cheering] Hold on there, tiny. I can’t have you working the grill no more. Too dangerous for a little guy like you.

Oh, please Mr. Krabs, there must be some job I could do. I don’t care what it is. Please! Please! Please! All right, I’ll think of something, but since you’re so small now, I can only pay you a penny… a year. Wow! That’s big money. Ow.

Hmm, now what could I do with a little SpongeBob. Oh! Personal hygiene service? Did ya see that? Personal hygiene service. Roll up your sleeves, boy-o. You’re a personal hygienist now. Whoo hoo! Yay! [grunting] [humming] There. Yeah. La la la la la. [moaning] [grunting] Phew. Tada. A tiny home for my tiny friend.

Whoa. Oh. Oh, I get it. [laughing] Nice work, Patrick. Whoops. Almost forgot. You’ve got to have a Gar-Bear. [squeaking] Huh? [laughing] Awe. Dah. Hey, Patrick, do you want to hang out? Wish I could SpongeBob but I am kind of spending time with my boat right now. Your boat? Sure Patrick. See ya later.

[whimpering] [humming] Catch. Dinnertime! Come and get it! This is so fascinating, Frenchy. Tell me more about my fishy friend. Well, the primitive sea sponge filters nutrients and oxygen from bacteria particles. [laughing] SpongeBob is never gonna believe this. [Plankton] Oh, gross. I command you to stop drooling on me.

Put me down. Ow! Stop it! I’m an adult! [screaming] [screaming, laughing] [screaming] New Sponge commercial, take one. Action! Oh, no, your bathroom is a disaster. Get it cleaned up fast with the New Sponge. [whimpering] Household chores are a snap with New Sponge. It cleans sinks. Just look at that shine. New Sponge cuts

Through even the toughest grime and grit. New sponge also cleans showers. [screaming] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! [chuckles] That tile looks good as new. Okay, little Helen! What do you think of this weather? I think it’s wuh-vely! Let me ask you something. How long have you been an idiot? I want a lawyer.

And he kept crying and crying and crying and crying and, and, that’s right, you can do it. I’m wondering if it might not be so healthy to hold in all my tears, Squidward. You’re exactly right SpongeBob. Let it all out. Don’t fight the feel… Ten, nine… do it, do it, cry…

Eight, seven, six, five… come on! …four, three, two, one! Midnight! [sighing] Well, SpongeBob, it looks like you won the… [sobbing] Is one udder better than another udder? We’ll just have to milk them all. [grunting] Mm-hmm. [grunting] Phew, Nelly! Good girl. [mooing] Larry made me the man I am today. Oh, look at that.

He taught me just do stuff you always do, but do it on your back. Laugh on your back. [laughing] Walk on your back. [grunting] And don’t forget, always be hydrating. That means drink plenty of water. Ah. Come on, SpongeBob! Be right there! Will you hurry up? In just a second! Coming! Sorry! Pardon!

Here I am! [groaning] That’ll be a keeper. [gasping] Do you wanna taste? Of all the garbage that comes out of your mouth, this is the least annoying. [laughing] The bubbles are making me bigger! More bubbles! What the? Thank you, Squidward. I’m big enough to flip patties again! Oh oh oh! [screaming] [groaning]

Mr. Squidward! Call the fire department! No need to call ’em, Mr. Krabs. [grunting] We’ll be there in five minutes, depending on traffic. [laughing] [Mr. Krabs] Make a left at the light! Patrick can’t drown if there isn’t any water. Well, you’re safe now, Patrick. [Patrick] Help, I’m drowning!

I’ve got butt cramps! I want ice cream! And now it’s dark! Help! Help! Direct contact, you mean like this? It’s working! Keep going SpongeBob! You can do it! My body filling with Krabby Patty. Enormous pain. Never absorbed this much Krabby Patty into my body before.

In fact, never absorbed any Krabby Patties into my body, come to think of it. Okay, what do I do, now? [coughing] [meowing] Now let’s get the rest of you cleaned up. Awe, cute. [groaning] [screaming] [cheering] Water. Well, why didn’t ya just say so? [chuckles] Here ya go. Yep us squirrels sure is stupid.

Dumb, dumb, dumb. Squirrels is dumb. Sandy, okay, Sandy, I get it. What’s that? You want more? Okay dokie. More water for the sea critter. Okay, Sandy. Okay, I get it. No more squirrel jokes.