SystemZee – We Turned Pillagers Into Monsters, This Is What Happened

Minecraft pillagers suck and as the main antagonist of Minecraft they should be turned into actual monsters Define monster as a noun monster means an imaginary creature that is typically large ugly and frightening this is not any of those things but this on the other hand is oh my God

Jesus Christ oh my God you’re so screwed oh no that’s not good encouragement you’re so dead he just killed his own horse you’re done it’s over to understand what’s happening you’re going to need a backstory this is the general our Minecraft server where we make Minecraft what it should be

We’ve added new items new blocks new enchants new armor new biomes even new Mobs the only thing missing bosses a part of the game that Minecraft just doesn’t do well and that brings us back to pillagers why not just let them take over the world that’s what they

Want right all right listen buddy I’m here to do an audit to find proof that you guys are cooking up an evil plan and I have a list of several ways to prove first and foremost do they attack pedestrians I’d say that’s an obvious

Yes I’m on to you guys next up are they conducting weird experiments if you ask me I think this is pretty weird who has an obsession with giant plushies what is this I’m on to you I mean just look at this room what what is this for I don’t

I don’t understand and this is just an entryway to nothing what’s back here huh oh sorry guys didn’t mean interrupt and last but certainly not least do they have big Office tables well there’s definitely some evil planning going on here they’re not just drinking coffee and looking at stocks and there’s a

Skeleton they clearly have a plan to take over the world the question is what would that look like from the spread of evil to Unforgettable destruction from The Thrill of the hunt to the comfort of the Apocalypse you can always count on the blighted Badlands and now the Pillager initiative celebrates our

Leader the marauder when the pillagers rule the world who rules the pillagers in a society built on savagery that would be the one who out of all of its people is the largest ugliest and most frightening the monster of the monsters and to help me defeat him I invited my friends because

Otherwise I don’t stand a chance okay boys are you ready to save the world I’m ready bro I’m ready to do that we must first survive the blighted Badlands and then climb the spirit Spire where at the top finally a portal will take us to the final boss This Is Where The Adventure

Starts and once we jump we can’t turn back good I hope you guys okay all right let’s go wait why are you guys rest up while we wait for him just get out my supplies yeah we kind of just went beat a dragon real quick secure the area nothing should be over there

Oh hey guys I’m here hey sorry I was sleeping let me just get my stuff in get these pranksters what do you guys think of this spooky Cavern there’s something yeah it feels kind of spooky what is over there you see that what the hell is that

Oh no blighted Badlands welcome to the blighted Badlands okay what is there hold on pause pause what did I just see there what was that it’s gone now I don’t know what was that I know I had it why are you wasting creature oh my goodness oh it sticks what is this

Creature oh this is just it’s just an elytra man no way I like that name oh gosh look in the distance oh guys oh joy oh there’s lots of Elijah men where did funny go did we lose him oh there he is why do I always feel like funny I feel

Like I gotta save them I’m just a little bit slower I’m sorry follow me let’s swim into the dirty purple Grimace Shake oh this is grim it’s the Grimace water yeah this is the Grimace dude I dude hold on I bet I bet if you opened your

Mouth it would taste like passion fruit yeah I think you’re right actually yeah oh God run no I’m not good with that it’s huge it’s so big the bushes attack bro yeah she can’t even break the ground anymore I don’t know what to tell you we gotta climb this spooky Spire bruh

On it Chief I’m honest yeah watch out this is where the fun begins oh hey watch it now somebody throwing TNT oh my God is that not us oh my God it’s a guy oh I gotta make sure wait why can’t I attack they’re in the fire and I can’t hit him

It has been literally 30 seconds put out the fire oh my goodness I’m going in here I’m running oh can we get rid of this thing no we cannot I’m out of here man where are we going I’m going in there’s a gold guy wait how do we

Pick up the gold can we Harvest punch him punch oh punch the gold guy got it get him I didn’t get him he’s still going oh my God there’s literally so much chaos happening explosive I want to have a heart why are you throwing them at me how do we find

These guys I can’t hit them thank you okay okay I feel like we gotta regroup this is a little crazy where are you guys at okay a creepy guys oh this is bad why why did I come out here what am I doing I’m bringing them to you hang on hang on I

Got this i got this i got this did it work I am so lost oh my God I’m so not happy so we’re hidden in a caver oh God watch out don’t go out there what do you do never mind we’re not in the cave anywhere sorry I’ve got

The right idea guys I just say we live here for now and what do you think yeah that’s a great plan yeah I’m good with that uh I want Adventure I want Adventure man let’s go find something yeah man I I ain’t here for this we’ll see you soon Fundy yeah good luck

Have fun in your cave okay guys we got we gotta make it across they keep spawning we gotta make the jump go go go you can make it I Believe come over guys I’m scared what do I do it’s a boulder Indiana Jones I’m staying

Up here man I’m coming guys I’m here I made it oh no [Applause] [Laughter] look up oh guys they’re so funny stuck in a tree we gotta get him out oh you’re mine fella you’re mine oh girl that Chuck’s wrong let’s try to go watch out oh no oh I’ll

Fight Rocksmith oh got him guys help help guys I can Chuck some TNT down on you and if you time it right maybe you can launch back up here uh we can do wait we’ll just Chuck a bunch of dynamite yeah I think that’s the Strat right it’s working I I think it’s

Working guys I don’t I don’t know I don’t want it explodes I don’t I’m on fire and it hurts my skin Throw the air careful the air you know what I’m okay being down here it’s kind of chilling here we go but surely if you just Sprint it if you just Sprint it yeah sure and there it goes I died I just fell off I died as well they’re dropping like flies we’ve made

It to the top boys made it here we go we’ve summited what a journey hey I feel like we deserve to be here there’s mobs everywhere though did we really make it it feels like it’s just gonna yes oh I’ll help you you oh I’m blind why oh Jesus guy oh no

Oh there’s fire oh my god did we just jump did we just go just go dude oh my gosh listen buddy listen buddy listen buddy I’m gonna need you to stop throwing the dynamite buddy I got a problem wait did you guys hear that ominous sound I’m gonna sound I’m

Gonna sound or is that just me hey funny you’ve been really um you’ve been really confident throughout this whole Adventure you should open the door okay oh we come in peace let’s go come on sacrifice funding sacrifice why did I use all of my Dynamite oh

Oh ow ow ow ow ow I’m gonna die I’m gonna die don’t worry guys you’ll get dynamites from me yeah if you see red fire it’s me if you see blue fire it’s not oh oh that’s so much health oh that was oh like no help all right now

I got you I got you thank you that was actually really helpful oh all right boys what do you suggest we do because relying on the funny dot Fundy died the Dynamite’s gone yeah no no we got this we got this take this shirt so we

Got this oh he’s flying bro there he goes he’s a dragon take him down I’m ready we need words of encouragement encourage Us dynamite Man is dead hope is lost oh look outside stay back oh no almost there oh no there we go yes

Yes we did it come back oh he’s going oh wait a minute wait a minute oh my God Jesus Christ oh my God you’re so screwed oh no that’s not good encouragement [Applause] what is that oh my God go for it go for it no watch out watch out

There’s a lot of damage I’m going in shave yourselves die die oh my God zero tanking that I’m going ghost again he’s almost there he’s almost there wow oh my gosh there oh geez oh the fire is not good ah the lasso no we might not make it his

Damage is so what is that oh my god when did these guys show up oh Jesus you got this you got this you got this awesome he’s gone see we might not make it down he’s coming we can take it oh no no no

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no to you I’m hiding in the corner I’m hiding I give up I give up he’s like throwing my hands okay oh I don’t got this I don’t got this I don’t got this

Is hey good riddance oh my gosh oh there it is well done oh I got a heart oh hey man I’ll tell you what that hurt I don’t feel so good wait wait wreck I don’t feel so good oh no oh no all right time

To start my own let’s play let’s go I’m gonna haunt you the best part about all of this is that you can play it right now it’s on the server here’s the IP go play it because it’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before and we’re doing a promotion if

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