Today is finally the day i’m gonna teach my girlfriend sam how to play minecraft this is gonna be interesting well well well you finally decided to come to the minecraft dark side where were you you were like just popped up behind me i i Just um i i came out of this this torch right here so right now we’re in while we’re outside of spy cake’s old minecraft castle oh by the way for those of you that don’t know sam finally has a youtube channel it’s called calamitysam if you don’t know how to spell it i’m Looking at her name right now okay so this is what we’re gonna do today i’m gonna teach you the basics of minecraft which by the way i’m the last person that should be teaching people how to play minecraft because i’m terrible uh but i’m gonna teach you Everything i know and at the end we’re gonna have a building competition but i’ll tell you more about that later ow hey okay so you don’t know how to play minecraft but you already know how to punch me in the face i feel like you’re learning from me i Always used to run into the bushes they look like they’re berry bushes they are berry bushes why do they hurt you because they have thorns on them you can pick them look and then you get a berry that you could eat well you just destroyed them i just Slapped that that’s like that’s the aggressive way of getting berries all right don’t get killed don’t get killed by a berry bush in the first minute okay so i took you here in the woods in the middle of nowhere and this is a perfect spot to tell you how to Start playing minecraft or to murder me or to murder you no i’m kidding i’m kidding okay so the first thing you want to do in minecraft is punch this tree all right you’re gonna have to punch a little harder hold down your mouse there we go wait keep doing it Keep hold it a little longer what am i oh my gosh hold it and wait until the tree explodes watch how a true minecraftian does it you hold it and pop oh you just keep doing it there we go okay so you got your first piece of wood So take your little spruce log and put it up there in your crafting block this is kind of the basis of how you make things in minecraft we’re gonna make a what should we make for you we’re gonna start off by making a sword okay one Stick on the bottom and then two planks above that stick i got i got the sword you got a sword yeah okay now we’re gonna sword fight to the death now we’re not gonna do that okay i’m kidding i’m kidding i’m kidding okay well you don’t have to throw it on the Ground that’s it’s just the key okay so hey okay i’m actually kind of low on health so don’t hit me too many more you okay wait wait wait wait let’s turn this into an fps game where’s my gun there are no guns in minecraft and if there Were i would be even worse than i already am whoa what are those dudes doing back here why are these guys uh sam i think we’re being hunted oh my gosh we’re getting run run i picked the worst spot in the ones for us to start I was shot by a pillager yes you certainly were you certainly weren’t okay you do respawn i just don’t know where i have a question do you see grass yes okay then i have no idea where you are so let’s go in this cave that wait This is not the cave brandon uh here’s the cave wait so i wasn’t supposed to be just punching the rocks with my fists no no no you’re gonna need a pickaxe so the basis of minecraft is mining and crafting oh believe it or not i didn’t know that So this is cobblestone that you’re mining right now and also granite cobblestone are basically like the building blocks of minecraft right so you’re gonna be able to make stronger swords stronger picks at pickaxes stronger everything so come over here you see this strange substance over here yes this is iron Now now mine that top thing of iron and boom you just wasted a block of iron you jerk what so what you need to mine iron is a cobblestone pickaxe i figured hey okay i deserve that i deserve that wait all right okay so we Don’t have to go all the way back up i have enough for a crafting table so what we’re gonna do it’s the same recipe except instead of planks you’re gonna put cobblestone got it you got it okay now try to mine this block of iron oh it’s so fast bam Did you get it yeah okay so here we go now stage number i don’t know what stage we’re on but it’s the next stage okay now we need to make a furnace which i call a furnace because you know that’s what i like to call it did you come up with lesson Plans for me or are you just winging it i’m winging it off the dome ah okay so you need eight blocks of cobblestone to make a furnace oh i made a furnace all right so now put it down next to the uh crafting table now to Smelt it you have to put it in this furnace now you can either i’m already done oh you already turned it on yeah okay you’re way ahead of me never mind when you’re mining really far down it’s gonna be pitch black you can pop torches on the wall and that’ll give you light So uh mobs and like creepers don’t spawn what the like the mob the mob is coming from yes like tony soprano is gonna come after you and break your thumbs if you nubbed mobs are just like the the monsters in this game the last thing we’re gonna do Before we start our final challenge okay let’s go swimming with the fishies really you’re gonna get eaten by a fish i’m gonna eat this fish well you actually can do that just don’t drown if you see bubbles going okay beating it up brandon use your sword it’s better than a Pickaxe i was using my fist oh well that works too all right sam so i have an idea so i need food cause i’m starving to death and i’m about to die we’re going to go on a secret mission we’re going to break into spice castle and steal all his food Yup i love it yep let’s do it let’s do it oh also do you want to flood ob’s underground base ooh it looks already flooded this isn’t flooded nope you ready oh we can just oh we can just break it oh my gosh Oh i feel so bad oh we worked so long on that oh my god okay before everybody gets angry with me in the chat obi hasn’t played minecraft in like six months so i don’t think he’s gonna care but uh yep i just flooded his underground base also to my defense he Filled my base with lava so i guess we’re even now i mean if you’re gonna build an underground base do more than one layer of defense exactly you have some steel you should have some reinforcements see that’s why i’m keeping you around sam all right you ready sam i’m crouching because i’m Stealthy we’re sneaking we’re sneaky all right i don’t think spy’s here so what we’re gonna do we’re gonna break into his castle stay away from the bushes please don’t get killed by bushes usually that’s my thing so if we come over here i think spy keeps most of his Stuff here so we’ve got ingots we’ve got farming here we go down here food food oh we hit the motherlode potatoes oh my gosh potatoes are actually they’re raw so i’m gonna eat let’s get some cooked pork chops i got rabbits too oh boy you’re stealing his rabbits too So now to eat whatever you’re holding you just right click it and you just kind of munch on it okay so this is what we’re gonna do we’re each gonna have 10 minutes to build the best space we can possibly do and at the end we’re going to show both of our bases And everybody at home is going to vote and say whose base is the best oh my god i’m actually kind of nervous yeah i’d be nervous if i were you all right keep walking this way i just have something i have to do um just look the other way And don’t worry about it oh okay yep okay so what sam doesn’t know is i’m gonna cheat like i always do i left the chest right here everybody cover your eyes there’s a chest on screen filled with all kinds of supplies i’ve got diamond blocks i’ve got polished granite I’ve got all the cobblestone i could use i have diamond basically weapons i have all the wood i want i even have some windows so clearly i’m gonna win this competition but don’t tell her that i’m cheating all right um i just had to go to the bathroom now i’m ready to go I’m sure that was all that was yes i’m gonna give you this beautiful field to build your base and i’m even gonna give you a crafting table right in the middle oh you already have a crafting table um okay well then i’m taking that back because i want it I don’t want your crafting table in the middle of my basement so before we start the competition do you have any questions how do i build a base sorry i can’t tell you leaving oh my god brandon all right sam are you ready i have my field that i’m gonna build in I am ready start the timer you have 10 minutes in three two one go all right so sam’s working on her base i am not worried at all so basically i’m gonna spend the first five or six minutes just taking a nap and then i’m gonna build my beautiful Base in four minutes and i’m gonna destroy her and all of you guys are gonna vote for me not her i’ll be back in like six or seven minutes after my nap is done i had a wonderful nap i actually feel good there’s about four minutes left on The clock so i’m gonna start building my base now like i said i completely cheated because i’m a jerk and i have all these great materials like i’ve got doors already i’ve got i mean the greatest part is the uh the the the blocks of diamonds i don’t think sam Knows minecraft enough to know how impossible it would be to have 64 blocks of diamonds but i’m gonna start with um let’s make a diamond floor so keep in mind right now sam is showing herself building and struggling through her base so if you want to see that you’re gonna Have to go over to her channel she’s already posted the video go over there and watch it and like i said subscribe to her channel while you’re at it okay i mean look at that it’s not the greatest bass in the world but again i took a six Minute nap and i had four minutes to put it all together do i have any torches to light things up a little bit i do so let’s do that uh that and that and you know what i’m gonna go get myself a bed really quickly um i Should also probably put a a roof on my base but you know what you guys know me i’m so bad at minecraft yeah you know what we are gonna make a roof you know what i can’t find a uh i can’t find a sheep right now but i’m pretty sure this Is my old base down here i built the base under spy cake’s base way back when we used to have the frustrated smp i have to have a bed i do all right fantastic let me grab this bed and do i have anything in these chests oh I’ve got raw gold i don’t really know what i can use with that i have iron i don’t really know what i can do with that cobble deep slate we must have gone on some adventure uh i got more glass well that could have been useful darn it i wish i came down Here originally three two one and done no more building you are done hands are off okay you’re gonna come to my base first i’m gonna show you mine and then we’re going to unveil yours afterwards um that sounds great except i’m trapped in my base welcome to the frustrated base So i made it completely out of golden blocks and granite this looks like ice no it’s it’s it’s it’s diamonds believe me oh i meant to say diamonds i made a bed i’ve got like a nice diamond floor some polished granite nice windows this looks so lovely i’m just Gonna take this base over thank you very much get out of here this is mine hey honestly it’s beautiful i that the fact that you look at that and say it’s beautiful makes me worried to see yours all right here we go three two one voila we’ve got a little front porch here Sam you don’t even have a roof so this is your first time playing minecraft in the smp you’ve made this really um nice base yeah totally but there’s one thing that we always do to initiate new people you ready all right i’m ready bring it on oh I might have caught myself on fire accidentally oh no i’ll burn with it yep oh brandon you burned me to death i hope you liked minecraft Video Information
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