TERRIBLE Minecraft Ripoff Games

So minecraft is the best-selling game of all time according to wikipedia the best source of knowledge minecraft has sold over 238 million copies you guys should totally go leave a like let’s try to hit 238 million likes on today’s video that seems doable with there being so many

Sales of minecraft a lot of people have decided to make free versions and today we’re going to be testing out all of these minecraft ripoffs to figure out which one comes closest to the actual game this first one looks pretty promising it’s called blockcraft 3d players who like minecraft games don’t

Miss blockcraft 3d i like minecraft games oh look it’s ryan reynolds ryan reynolds probably likes minecraft too and he would totally tell you to subscribe if you haven’t already right at the start there’s tons of ads we could play subway surfer we could also play uh cut the rope we could also we

Could just like play minecraft there’s an ad literally from minecraft here i would like to just hit new game generating block world i have no idea what i’m looking at oh why is it so zoomed in oh my god this game is crunchy the sensitivity is super

High okay i’m gonna try to okay i’m just gonna break things break that break that break that i think i’m picking up what are these lima beans so there’s obviously blocks in this game just like minecraft it literally just looks like a super bad version of minecraft like i’m

Running minecraft on the world’s worst computer ever and i also decided that i wanted to install the world’s ugliest resource pack i just got an advertisement after playing for 30 seconds how do i uh ah crap dude okay i think i managed to get back into the

Game but um we also discovered that there’s random blocks in the sky i guess those are clouds and this is blockcraft 3d’s version of a tree guy oh my gosh i could just break things from so far away it keeps giving me advertisements why how am i supposed to beat the ender

Dragon if there’s an advertisement every 10 seconds i have such reach in this game also i wonder why did they make the trees look kind of like circular everything else is made up of blocks and then they were just like nah would you get out of my face ken v i’m trying to

Play block game sorry kenzie that was not supposed to be personal i’m sure you’re a great human being but i also need to go try to pick flowers here can i place down things okay i’m just gonna go and dig straight down well let’s see what happens am i is this bedrock it

Seems like i’m able to just break bedrock and i can we can break out of the world this is literally like the worst minecraft ripoff i think i’ve seen ever and it’s the first one i’ve ever played in my life we are watching a blockcraft 3d professional play the game

Right now look at that he has 135 bedrock blocks i don’t think i’ll ever be this good so we should probably move on let’s try craft mine oh wait this one actually looks pretty cool it looks like they combined terraria with minecraft so we could pick between steve or alex

Collect the resources craft items survive we have to worry about temperature health hunger and thirst so this is kind of like hardcore minecraft all right we got dropped into the world is that a snake is that wait are there orca whales too oh that’s crazy okay we’re gonna grab some apples because we

Have to worry about hunker we also need to figure out how to avoid the harsh uv rays of the sun can i craft sunscreen survival i can craft a fire what about a hat maybe a hat will protect me from the harsh rays of the sun i need 50 wood to

Make a helmet i’m gonna make a wooden helmet how am i supposed to get a wood when this cobra is guarding the tree we’re making a break for it oh oh oh my gosh they’re everywhere break it break a break break it break it break it break a break

Okay we got wood can i fight this thing i can’t even fight it i’m gonna die and i literally just started yes they can’t climb mine does the block well mine this block this block in the top left hand of the screen look a pickaxe popped up i

Crafted a pickaxe oh wait now we can actually mine blocks what is this block nothing also wait i’m pretty hungry so we’re gonna eat our apples eat apple eat the apple eat the apple oh yeah look at that all my bacon pork chop meter went

Up okay let’s try to go down into a cavern that way i don’t have to worry about the sun and look we can mine other things oh never mind i can’t mind that we need stone first so we need to get normal stone tools just like in normal

Minecraft so that we can eventually upgrade so far this game is 10 times better than blockcraft 3d block craft 3d didn’t even have a crafting system but it had craft in the actual name of the game that makes no sense okay there’s a river lake down here can i can i drink

It wait am i mining it that is the most cursed thing ever i can mine water so if i go in the water it looks like my water meter fills up so that’s how we’re able to drink the only problem is now that i’m underground i don’t know if my

Temperature is going up or down it says it’s going down but that doesn’t make any sense i’m underground so i shouldn’t be super hot right or maybe wait maybe if i go back to the surface i’ll get warmer and that’s what i’m supposed to do they were not very clear about it in

The instructions is there somebody else on this server who put this block bag i think the blocks might just come back over time i need to make some sort of clothes or else i am going to die how do i make a hat can i make this i need lots

More wood mine the wood okay wait i can make a campfire let’s try to make this okay well can i place this down okay that should increase my temperature right yes okay it’s working oh that is beautiful this game is pretty good we can actually make a crafting table too

And then we can upgrade our weapons okay look at that look crafting table um okay do i just like put this down let’s just like plop it down right there yeah i need to drink water drink drink drink drink or drink i’m drinking water but at the same time i’m also drowning that’s

Not the best system but that’s okay this is a free game so i’ll give it to them so when we stand near the crafting table we get a couple more options here we can make a wooden wall which we can i guess turn into a house eventually i’m more of

A nomad so we’re gonna save on that and i guess we’re gonna try to upgrade our tools we got the upgrade look at that okay now i should be able to use this in order to go mine some iron first things first we need to glug glug some water i

Am experiencing hypothermia so we’re gonna make ourselves another campfire and while we’re here let’s grab our pickaxe and we could just continue to mine some more stone oh we have enough to get gold too our pickaxe is strong enough oh i need food food food food

Food food food food food craft mine is a lot better than i expected i’ll give this one a 6 out of 10. blockcraft jumping adventure it’s a fun online game developed for kids and adults jump as high as possible and make a high score collect money on the way up and avoid

Enemies if you jump on the enemies you will get extra points and boost have fun what am i looking at all of the text was made in some sort of online text generator minecraft logo generator textcraft blockcraft create they lit it’s the same that’s i’m a genius i knew

Exactly what they did but that’s okay we’re not judging this based off of the home screen let’s see exactly how the game plays oh what okay okay just follow my cursor i’m still okay so you i don’t know oh i got a high score oh my god

The dodge i have no idea what’s happening we just we we’re not able to okay no i don’t know if i’m gonna die or what am i jumping on oh okay oh this is intense this is stressful we just keep jumping i love the animations of the character

He’s like yeah yeah yeah yeah and then when he’s just jumping and falling down he just looks like a normal stave oh oh oh wait i can use that oh wait i can use the arrow keys okay i was trying to use wasd because that’s what you use in

Order to control your normal minecraft character but this is different blockcraft jumping adventure is ahead of its time how do i uh okay i’m gonna go this way oh well my high score is 210. oh oh okay pro strategy is to jump on any of like the pigs and also just to

Avoid the bats how did that wait is this okay i can jump on that one um i have stopped okay how do we uh continue jumping i would like to continue jumping and stop dancing okay we made up here oh no no no okay i think i have live so i

Have two more lives left i just need to make sure not to accidentally run into one of the bats again or one of the flying neon cat pigs is that a pop-tart pig every time i jump on one of the animals it just sends me so far up that

I accidentally end up hitting everything so watch this i’m gonna jump on this bat and it sends me so high that i can’t even react fast enough before hitting a pig or a bat oh we almost beat our high score i think we actually beat it we

Have a 230 score right now oh we’re killing right now we’re going for a world record come on right okay cool keep jumping that’s right oh pop tart pig killed me that game was oddly addictive i’ll give it a 4 out of 10. i’ve always been a huge fan of tower

Defense games whenever i was younger and i was in school and i had access to a computer i would just go to coolmath4kids.com and i would play every tower defense game that they had and i actually think i remember playing this one this is called minecraft tower defense it actually has really good

Reviews 26 000 likes in 800 dislikes at least they’re able to show the dislikes in the sound settings we can have all the sounds just the important sounds or no sounds i wonder what the important sounds are okay so it looks like i need to dig my own path so

We’re going to eventually go to our house over here so i get to make my own level for this tower defense game all right cool we’re gonna make it like super long so that we’re able to place towers literally everywhere okay that seems pretty good to me now we also need

To click a block along the path these are our different towers so we can have a cactus tower uh a water trench a lot oh wait never mind these are blocks that i can play so i can place down a block right there um okay what else can we do

I put down two cacti and let’s open the dispenser menu so that i could actually buy a tower there we go okay so we have an egg dispenser a snowball dispenser arrow dispenser or a fireball dispenser let’s uh i think i can only afford the egg dispensers so we’re gonna just put

Down a egg turret click your new turret can i upgrade oh wait i can actually upgrade it all right sweet there we go and my money’s in the top right and it looks like it’s gonna say how many mobs are coming so i have to worry about five

Creepers in wave zero and then we can also buy some more traps we’ll buy a water trap and i think we’re ready for the weight zombies strengths cluster together best defense lava trenches begin wave all right egg dispenser shoot them with eggs oh look it’s crazy what

It literally just killed a bunch of them in like two hits um okay the cacti are doing nothing they’re literally just walking straight over them uh okay i should probably buy another turret over here um do i have enough money for uh no let’s get an arrow dispenser the next

Wave is already coming we have to worry about spiders i need a flamethrower dispenser at some point because that’s the best way to get rid of spiders is just with a flamethrower also are these zombies indestructible our dispenser isn’t able to do anything they’re literally they’re just walking through

My defenses right now steve is sleeping he is about to get woken up and he is going to die oh oh i’m so sorry steve why how am i supposed to oh this is bad okay we’re gonna i guess i’ll buy another tower let’s um okay our

Dispenser it went up in price uh let’s try the snowball dispenser maybe that’ll actually be able to damage the creepers it can’t all of my turrets have stopped shooting what am i supposed to do steve you’re dead game over you survived three waves i would have been able to survive

Longer if my turrets actually performed the things they were supposed to do next up is a game called crazy steve dot io it looks like agario or slither.io but you take giant minecraft heads and you need to go around and collect apples and diamonds in order to get bigger we shall

Be see more butts no free advertisements guys today’s video is sponsored by becfrojack.com check the link in the description down below not whatever’s happening right now all right so we’re in the game we need to collect apples and diamonds in order to get bigger right now i’m standing nicely at 28th

Place but my objective is going to be to get to number one we’ll be taking out p d m and u okay that’s a slime so it looks like there’s normal minecraft mobs kind of just like me popping around we could also pick up armor too now i have

An iron chestplate or that’s a helmet i am dumb wait we can grab a sword nice am i holding tomatoes i think i actually am holding tomatoes but we’re gonna replace that with a nice little sword i’m gonna battle this creeper to death oh nice we can upgrade i think that’s an upgrade

Anyway we have a diamond helmet we can also just go around and collect a bow i don’t know what’s better let’s try out the tnt oh wait that’s actually pretty sick let’s try out the bow though this one seems a little bit more effective so

I’ll have a range weapon with my bow and i’ll also be able to pull poke things with my pokey stick wait can i have oh that’s a big dude to my left oh i’m going into big dude territory oh oh people definitely died there oh that’s a

Big dude no no no no no no he just stabbed me so easily samwell i will be getting my revenge your score 65 000 share your incredible score i don’t know it’s a incredible score so we’re gonna not do that for right now oh oh we literally just spawned in right next to

Somebody’s deathbed what are these things uh okay we have diamond eggs i can shoot the eggs there’s also is that an ender pearl oh my god it is oh my god it is okay so that’s how you’re able to go like a little bit faster or you can

Hold right click so i can speed away if i need to from anybody that’s trying to kill me oh what’s up burton what’s up burton how you doing burn burton’s dead what is this thing we can saddle it oh whoa it’s a minecart oh wait that’s sick

Okay i just need to make sure that i don’t accidentally go running somebody but i can just go around and kill people super fast oh that’s crazy wait this is a god strat right now as long as i stay away from some of the bigger dudes we’ll

Be oh or the ender dragon that is a flipping ender dragon i do not want to deal with that today the ender dragon just keeps coming and trying to kill me let’s just go around and kill the little dudes so that i can collect all of their

Diamonds this is basically just like a faction server this little dude has tomatoes way to destroy my mine card what how am i supposed to go fast now we can also just stop if we want oh okay that dude’s around the same size as me

Let’s go see if we can kill him oh come on come on yes it’s so easy to kill things i’m on the lookout to upgrade my sword somewhere around here there’s probably a diamond sword oh no no no no no no no no don’t don’t use your pokey

Stick on me please leave me alone can i get on this thing is it is it too tight oh no it’s not too tight oh we killed it you killed it you gotta get in this one get this one go go go go go oh yeah

We’re safe now oh my gosh wait there’s so many diamonds here here’s the zone one there’s no no he tracked me down i will get revenge cats oh we found a diamond sword let’s go oh come on come on come on no cats again cats is like my harsh nemesis the

Problem is i love cats i just blew myself up and also other people too i feel kind of bad seymour butts will not be defeated today we’re sitting nice and comfortably at number six i am currently being chased down and i do not appreciate it you just won

At least it wasn’t a cat uh i’m literally i’m so tired i will i will literally blow us both up i only blew myself up i literally just played myself unspeakable please don’t do this to me there’s a little cat i got revenge on a little tiny baby cat no

How did michael catch me that just that doesn’t make sense i was oh there’s a lot of diamonds there we’re gonna pick up these diamonds as well there’s just like a bunch of diamonds lying around i also want to have some ender pearls that i can quickly escape

Come here come here you want you want you want somebody literally came in with like a a a satchel of tnt and decided it was a good idea to explode all three of us oh my god oh god okay i see cats directly up ahead not gonna deal with cats today

Not yet we’re in fourth place third place second place all i have to do now is take out cats who has 26 million that might be actually impossible what you doing over here in the corner bud no there’s absolutely no way i hate you cats this game was actually a

Lot of fun so i’m going to give it an 8 out of 10 even though it was nothing like minecraft if you guys want me to play other games that aren’t minecraft be sure to leave a like and also hit subscribe so you don’t miss out when i do