THE ALCHEMY MACHINE! | PotionCraft

Hello there everybody and welcome back to more potion craft the shop is open the internet is off that it’s just gonna apparently that’s just gonna be the way i do things uh you know what’s really fun let’s take a step back for a second and talk about something really really

Fun that i’m enjoying a lot um the epic games launcher doesn’t allow you to play games in offline mode if you don’t specify that your account can be playing games in offline mode i went to do beast breaker uh because i still have no internet and i figured you might as well

Just backlog all the series right um sorry you can’t play can’t play beast breaker because it’s on the epic game store it’s just total garbage for the record total garbage um anyway potion craft just means you get the double i was about to say the double entendre

That’s not the correct word at all unless i say uh you get potion craft and you get potion crap and then and then yeah it could mean potions or it could mean defecation what do i know anyway hey basically know tyler a little bit as well hello i need a sleeping potion for

Tyler uh he needs to sleep deep tonight he hasn’t slept in a week i don’t want him to catch my lover and me vanishing into the night with all the money and valuables i think that would really upset him don’t you think look the marriage counselor they’re not

Ready for me today um what the hell dude like what even is her haircut jesus uh anyway she’s also totally missed um my reputation’s so good dude i mean it’s genuinely so good and a sleeping potion’s not that pricey can we even make one i mean let’s make

One right we can’t even make one get denied you coward my reputation goes up okay i was asked to deal with a monster that’s been attacking travelers at night they say it’s invisible i don’t know if that’s true but i could use a potion that allows me to see through

Invisibility it’s a weak potion of magical freaking vision okay the day has finally come where a potion of magical vision uh is useful to me last person in the day too which is even crazier um okay i mean look i’m gonna tell you we’re going to bed

We’re probably going to have alchemy boy in the morning i don’t think 908 is going to pay for it we could sell some stuff to maybe get there but it’s not alchemy boy let’s go greetings it’s been a while alchemist well need to buy or sell anything what

Do you got you do have enchanted paper oh he’s got witch shroom dude Shroom rocks though it do rock though um okay i need i need four man i’m running low and these are vital for a couple of the potions that we have i also i mean thorn sticks are like really good too i’m gonna take four of those as

Well we’ll haggle 75 off of this as long as alchemy boy doesn’t come next then i i think we’re gonna be okay 7 31 just no no alchemy boy no alchemy boy okay actual customers very good hello the cattle in our village are sick one neighbor already lost a goat and another

Lost a sheep now my cow has fallen ill got anything to help my beloved bovine feel better i feel bad for her and the farm needs milk no okay look you’re cherry coating it a little bit you don’t really care about the health of your cow okay um all you really care

About is uh the milk that you’re selling uh which you know what i mean i respect it right because everybody has to make a living that’s why i’m sitting in this freaking potion shop right um i wouldn’t be here if i didn’t need the cash so

So be it foxes are getting into my chickens if they keep this up i’ll be left with a coop and a rooster i decided to scatter some poison bait around i lo she doesn’t even ask for a potion it’s like she came in and just wanted to have a conversation

It’s very good um okay so we only have one weird shroom left dude she just gets a level two uh unfortunately it gets it out of our inventory uh we know oh i missed the freaking haggleman uh we know we got to get rid of it eventually um so

44 it is got a couple of cheap things man but that that’s life right that’s life greetings madame torx the owner of the local brothel wow ma damn twerks i can’t believe they use my college nickname in here dude uh came to me asked me to come up with a special beer

For her establishment that helps her clients feel liberated and awaken their inner beast hehe i have the beer but i don’t know about inner beasts uh your mustache told me that you don’t know about inner beastman dude uh do you know anything that could make it wilder uh does the city have a

Brothel yes it isn’t bad the girls are gorgeous and also i actually forgot what else my friend told me all about it yikes oh my lord yikes okay um where’s my sex potion it’s the bonk we cannot make the bonk we do not have a dryad saddle

Damn okay um well luckily we could probably make this because we have the rest so first things first this is an important potion to make first things first hairy banana i’m going to assume the hairy banana we take all the way to right there right drop that sucker in

Then what’s next in the rest this is this is some true memes now is i have to legitimately follow my own recipe um then we’re going to grind this to about here because we’re going to the sex potion so i mean we’ll get there in due time what else is in here

Uh firebell three of them okay this is this is an important one okay let’s get this going honestly dude i’m gonna start kind of just winging it because we uh i feel like we probably have some better stuff for doing what we need to do here um what what do we got Man i could go fire bell again but i don’t necessarily love that idea and then these are all oh dude this is another hairy banana right here hairy bananada right here let let’s get this show on the road he’s gonna collect a lot of xp along the way as well

Which is uh very very nice and we’re all the way to here a great place to be this is then um a thorny boy honestly it could be two thorny boys i i wouldn’t be upset about it um less thorny all the way down we’re right here we could thorny for sure

We could weird shroom i don’t have oh no we got a puff we got a freaking terraria dude okay we’re we’re vibing i think let’s go to right there and we might slip right into a level three but if we don’t then i i wanna say this will just

It’s gonna it’s gonna be close for sure let’s stir a little more level three okay um this is a brewer up this one whenever somebody wants a sex potion dude i mean it’s you gotta i can’t believe i can’t believe the freaking image man um here this is uh yikes

Just a freaking yikes man okay um that’s good we’ll also make the chest uh brown is a hairy chest and actually that has an interesting implication uh how about we make it let’s make it bright pink yeah that looks like the worst potion of all time uh and we’re going to call this

The um college freshman in college freshman alone in his dorm finished potion okay this is gonna be a big one oh baby it’s a freaking 210 plus 63. he’s paying the big bucks it was an expensive ass potion to mix so we’re we’re okay with this but freaking hell dude that is a

Expensive horny potion incredibly expensive horny potion 273 in the freaking bank and i got a talent you’d love to see it i would love to increase our haggling here soon so let’s chill yesterday there was an intense skirmish outside of town between the guardsmen and bandits there were

Many wounded and us healers tended to them all night we managed to save everyone but spent a lot of energy i was looking for something to restore my magical powers luckily we can make a potion of mana very easily though this recipe rocks it’s just the witch room so brew that up um

He’ll pay decently for this dude i mean that’s yeah that’s an 80 banger uh for a mana potion plus 24. anything selling over 100 dude is that’s a win in my book we we we like sell for over a hundred we do have mushroom boy today um

Honestly i’m not really sure if there’s anything that i want from him unless witch shrooms are cheap that’s basically the only thing you know we have a good chunk of the other stuff um hello ninai mushrooms straight from the forest they even still have morning

Dew on them and a few worms but i won’t make you pay for those asterisk winking asterisk they’re complimentary uh why are there mushrooms growing out of your hat beautiful eh there are special mushrooms humans can’t smell them but wild beasts fear them when i was young i

Would eat these mushrooms before going into the forest but then i realized i could grow them on my hat uh you’re a freak but that’s okay uh we’re with it i would love some more weird shroom we don’t have a lot of them um and then the goblin shroom i’ve got for

It’s a it’s a tough economy for goblin shroom right now i will buy four of these because i can basically haggle you down to where this is the cost of like one potion right um really not that big a deal and the if alchemy boys showed up

We might be able to haggle him down to this price man we’ll see he could end the day we don’t know um greetings i need a potion that allows me to hide from the eyes of unwanted witnesses a difficult task but i’m sure you’ll manage it dude our

Reputation is good um i can afford to do this and it’s going to be An invisibility potion which we haven’t made that we don’t have one right i mean we legitimately do not have uh a potion made of this there’s still charm somewhere which is most likely gonna be down here is my bet um so we gotta explore a little today

I think it’s gonna be over here if i had the bet um so let’s do some exploration in the upwards direction um i will pop a wind bloom to start and we’re also going to try to get some experience along the way as well then let’s

What do we got to go to the right tangleweed uh yeah i don’t know dude tangleweed is so useful in other scenarios um dude i have no basic go to the right are you freaking kidding me i’m gonna tell you there’s actually there’s no chance we ever get up here

I i don’t have enough okay well you know what we’ll we’ll we’ll see what happens we’re gonna spend a lot of which shrooms which is going to be miserable um but that you know what dude sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do it made a

Great sound so in a lot of ways that’s half the battle um i’m gonna basically just crank all the oh god i’m gonna crank all the way up here this is a lot of xp that we get along the way so that’s good then you’re going to witch room to right here

And then from here i have no idea what the hell’s gonna happen i’m gonna be honest with you i gotta find a way to get through here um um i guess i got a tangleweed okay but let’s i will do it all the way we’ll

Do it all the way that’s fine um do it all the way but then oh god dude it’s so spicy there’s a potion right there there’s another up there man okay then let’s get on to this heater up to there continue our journey and then we just gotta go up dude i mean

That’s a level three that’s a level three right here you you can’t tell me this is not oh my lordy are you freaking kidding me he was almost so cracked what what if we take some time this recipe is not good okay so what if i take some time or should i just

Should i just brew this and figure out what it is man i feel like it’s gonna be the invisibility or do you put in one of these Just to move it slightly that way and then water ever so slightly there’s your level three this recipe sucks oh no a strong potion of hallucinations okay well look hear me out that’s lsd and you can’t tell me otherwise um i guess i’ll save this recipe though because

In all honesty it wasn’t horrible like it it kind of sucked but it really was not horrible um so save it now he definitely doesn’t want lsd so let’s not be too concerned about that moving forward um he still needs invisibility it’s gotta be this right

So here here’s the the wacky play of the century we’re gonna go figure out what that is too and just make a potion with multiple uh effects and call it a day so we’re gonna spin you to get that stuff uh i’m gonna spin you a little bit more

Because if we get to right here then i can go all the way up and then is two of these to get over to there i mean it’s actually one to get over there but it’ll be two to get a level three probably and this is now we got two

Level three effects in the same potion which is kind of uh kind of wacky there’s so much xp around there i want to get all of it i do um okay heat it up invisibility okay um i mean look it’s good stuff right i mean there’s good stuff um

I can keep moving it and then finish it so we we can actually collect dude i’m gonna tell you it’s worth one of these just to collect that four banger experience and then i’m just gonna finish this so this is obviously not what he wants but he’s still gonna pay

A lot uh i love how he thinks it’s perfect He he’s gonna be tripping balls while he’s invisible dude this is kind of the ideal scenario in a lot of ways because it’s kind of you know the monkey’s paw curls around this guy’s uh thing i give him what he wants but i slip in a little something else right like what if

I poisoned him with it that could be wacky this is gonna pay 300 plus man holy crap what a hell of a potion there you go sir our reputation freaking tanked oh my god but i don’t care i’m rich as hell our village is preparing for a local

Holiday there will be dancing reveling and mountains of food we also want to hang lanterns all over the town that will burn for several days until the celebration ends do you have anything that will burn longer than oils or candle how about a fire potion easy money we’ve had this one sitting

There for a while we thought that to kill cockroaches in a previous episode we were going to need it um but alas we did not which just means a so-free cell man freestyle i’m an adventurer recently came across some ancient catacombs i think their depths may contain great treasures how do i

Know because of an iron golem blocking the way of course how do we not think of it the problem is no fire poison or frost will take it down i need something else okay no fire poison or frost no poison fire or frost so like an iron golem an explosion would do it

Right i mean an explosion would definitely do it let’s do rocket raccoons burgundy boom and then see if that will work he loves it okay it’s a perfect potion i’m i’m over the moon because this one was pretty cryptic and i’ve been um extremely terrible at the cryptic ones

So fantastic see you later recently i managed to get my hands on a chest but it has a very intricate lock that i can’t open and the chest itself is so strong that even a sledge won’t smash it can you help me open it um i don’t know to be perfectly honest with

You i mean we could blow it up we could blow it up um we could dip acid on it it’s an option we could make the chest horny that’s also definitely an option or do you think she just needs a berserker potion to become even stronger right that feels not correct to me

But let’s try it how about you become much stronger nope don’t like it at all okay um that’s gonna be a problem for sure i have a feeling this is one we have not opened man a thing we haven’t figured out so so what i guess is the course of action

I i’m i’m not too sure um let’s there’s so much xp down here man i i want to get down there and mess around down there we’re so close to a level up to and it would it would be huge to get a haggling increase because haggling even more of the price is

That’s good stuff but we also i mean dude we we don’t have a lot a lot of a lot of stuff going on here i’m i’m considering just having you uh walk away and that that is what you will do i actually gain reputation from that

Which is even more intriguing to me um go to bed dude this was a great day i mean this was a really really great day we got a ton of stuff out of this um and the garden is freaking packed holy crap dude that’s the most stuff i

Think i’ve ever seen in this garden we got all the essentials as well 31 terraria’s is a beautiful beautiful life um i am over the moon we got our thing so i mean look do you make the profits 30 more more profitable a 5 increase or do you increase your haggling

I i think i’d rather increase the haggling although i guess it kind of they’re the same thing in a lot of ways i’ll increase haggling that’s fine um please thank you let’s freaking go great news my experiment succeeded i was finally able to obtain void salt oh yes void

Salt comes in handy when brewing potions but you will need the you use the alchemy machine to make it the process isn’t exactly easy if you’re up for a challenge i’m willing to share the recipe for a symbolic price i might add okay we’re about to basically give this guy

All of our money oh my freaking god dude it’s a 3 000 cost thing are you serious okay um void salt gradually erases the path you’ve made i’m intrigued uh we definitely need the alchemy machine we have to buy it uh and then give me as

Much paper as we can haggle the price down from you what the hell dude i can buy out his stock minus 840 that we will get on the haggle dude we could have we could have bought this a long time ago holy crap okay our haggle is sufficient

1560 for everything i still walk out of this with 200 uh at least near 200 and the alchemy freaking machine is mine oh my okay end dialogue and then i’m very sorry sir but i have to go look at this thing i don’t even know what to do with it

Oh god there’s so much weird stuff okay so in the grey though but there’s a lot going on here dude so we we have to put in this is a lot of potions man What the hell this is a ton of potions So is this three healing potions or is this a level three healing potion and this is a one of each of those potions dude this is so expensive it’s absurd i mean like actually absurd so we we have a fire citrine i think that’s what this thing is it’s

Gonna be so dude don’t wonder this is so expensive this is insane i we’re we’re gonna make it in the future but i don’t have the freaking materials to do this man like there’s no shot so you can see we dumped the potions into there there’s

Just no shot that i can make any of those rain though um so i will instead help this guy out my granny always wanted apple trees and pear trees in her yard i planted some but they’ll take a long time to grow of course and my granny isn’t getting any younger perhaps

You have some magic fertilizer to make them grow like in that fairy tale about magic beans it’s called jack and the beanstalk stupid um luckily you’re gonna get this potion that i accidentally made for somebody else a week ago so here you go sir um 121 in my back

Pocket see you later hello alchemist i’m always getting into tight situations in the service getting shot at by robbers and stabbed by bandits i have a tough job but i defend the residents of this town and that’s what counts anyway i heard about a potion that makes your

Skin hard as a rock do you have anything like that i could definitely use it how did you get by without potions before well we used to have a healer he often helped me clean and banish my wounds then he disappeared and no one has seen him since

How very interesting here’s your weak potion of stone skin that i’ve been carrying for about i don’t know a month and uh here you go sir not our best right i mean it’s a cheap level one potion but it’s still stuff right it’s still stuff metal door from my barn rusted

And now i can’t get inside i need a potion that will help me open that damn door dude i don’t know what this potion is like there there is clearly some kind of like locksmith potion and i just don’t know what it is so i’m going to continue brewing from the explosive potion

And then we’re going to go up okay because i don’t know if there’s something up here that we could perhaps uh get to but the way i think about it right is if we’re going to uh this is gonna be so spicy i we may not have something we have one sulfur shelf

And honestly this is there is a potion up there dude um i was thinking you know like electricity explosion berserker locksmith just feels that feels right to me inside of here so i’m i’m just freaking rolling with it right see what happens uh put that in there you’d love to see it let’s

If we can make a level three of whatever this is like it’ll it’ll be useful at some point we don’t know what it will be but it’ll be useful it’s a level two this will not make a level three min but this might what what if we go to like there

And then to here and then down a little okay this is an expensive ass potion man charm that is not where i expected charm to be i’m gonna be honest with you uh we will save this oh this is oh crap dude it’s a charm and an explosive potion

Which is a very interesting uh vibe i will finish this but oh well um and actually that was part of our current mission so fair enough uh so what’s down here i mean i guess that’s what we have to figure out but we are not strong

In the go down south except i guess these these broccolis are basically go down south material so let let’s just crank crank the broccolis right now there’s got to be a locksmith you know type thing or they want me to use like acid to just like dissolve the lock right um

But that seems i mean that seems a bit much in my opinion um let’s i i think i’m okay going like this i’m trying to get a bunch of experience in this process too um just because we we’ve been very I don’t know we kind of neglect making potions from scratch 95 percent of the time and we just like meme with whoever is in the area oh this is bad actually i think i’ve made a big mistake hopefully we did not can i just immediately win bloom out of here

The answer is yes okay we’re gonna keep going to the right um we’re getting xp we’re we’re having a good time we’re vibing we’re chilling um we can get right into the uh you know what do the whole thing but we’re probably going to utilize our spiral here

To do a little bit of exploration Okay gonna tell you that doesn’t really help me at all um there might be a potion up here in fact i would put it at almost kind of likely that there’s a potion up there so let’s we’re gonna try to wrap this um i rapped a little bit too much

And now they’re calling me marshall freaking mathers um okay do this and then do a big one of this i don’t know if there’s a potion up here but i mean we’re gonna get there is a potion right here okay fair enough um do we got something

That kind of fits in there real nice the answer to that is no we’ll use a wind bloom We’ll use a regular wind bloom it’s a level two just just heat it up man rich harvest oh frick okay so that’s definitely one that we have been missing no doubt about that um that’s actually great to know because we we have definitely there’s been a lot of times where we

Kind of screwed that up because we didn’t know what the heck it was um so that’s that’s very good i’m kind of just gonna keep on exploring a little bit um You know this will get us a little bit of xp through here and if we can just i mean let’s let’s just keep exploring man let’s just keep exploring um get this area kind of fleshed out we still got some water blooms i can get into this right area now we

You guys kind of told me that there’s not going to be much beyond certain areas but i don’t know if this counts is beyond that area yet yeah okay we’re at the edge of yeah we’re definitely at the edge of the map to some extent right now so there’s there’s probably not potions

Throughout here you know we’re probably looking at this this is it over here let’s rotate okay honestly that went completely fine uh dump one of these in we’re just gonna just gonna keep on trucking along dude keep on trucking along um sure you use a broccoli to get to here

And there’s a level up okay and then we’re gonna just continue exploring a little bit this is it’s important for us to do this on an episode episode basis um just basically go and grab a bunch of stuff and we we have so many uh of the basic materials that i don’t

Even really feel bad about doing this so now we’re here i’m just gonna keep on exploring man um utilize your basic materials we know there’s a weird like loop here so now i want a fire bell like so and there’s i mean there’s some big xp through here And if i can get some of that i would be over the moon let’s let’s put that in oh i have made a big mistake that’s probably going to kill this so just do the potion of rich harvest you know you got a talent point out of

This i’m going to wait to get a little bit more money um this does not help you unfortunately um which means i’m missing still a potion somewhere and i’m starting to believe that it’s down here maybe but that doesn’t really make much sense um where would it be

Charm was up there i mean maybe there’s one over here but that honestly doesn’t seem super likely to me either over here i mean that’s the far corner of the map men or there’s still more up this way dude i bet there’s more up that way can

I get back to our lsd potion no we don’t have the materials to do so dude we’re almost out of witch mushrooms again i have to tell this guy no unfortunately um and you’re exactly who i want to see um how do you fit so many plants in your bag quite simple

It’s a magic bag how do i know okay um we’re about to buy you out of probably all of your stock for a lot of different things um first of all tangleweed super useful and it’s hella cheap right now so buy 15 of them um terraria is also on the

Super cheap right now um she only got three but that’s fine these are cheap these are cheap um these are okay too um i’m i’m fine buying those out gold thorn i don’t care about um and it’s expensive we’re fine with ice fruit buy out pretty much all of your stock possible okay

Very good dude this is what money’s for man we the market our our garden does not do enough so we have to basically we are the market you know i am the senate yada yada um we gotta just crank stuff in and i’m i’m perfectly happy with it uh and

I’m perfectly happy with this episode thank you guys so much for watching the alchemy machine is ours it’s gonna take a little bit of uh work to make this thing function it’s gonna make we gotta take some work to make this thing work but once we make

It work we’re going to be able to get some pretty crazy stuff going i think um all in all in some good fun for sure we got to reach popularity level six man which we’ll probably do next time potion with three effects we got all kinds of

Good things going thanks so much for watching i’ll see you in the next one you have a good rest of your day bye You