The first day of the Minecraft Purge SMP

Welcome to the first episode of the minecraft purge server but what is the minecraft purge server the purge server is a minecraft server with a foster clock of content creators with teams of three everything is safe except for one day a week where the purge commences and anything is legal

No rules this episode is based on my team which consists of myself kryos and vlarg blog wasn’t here for the launch day but he’ll be in future episodes as we set off and try and find a place to set up our base of operations before the first purge

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Oh my god oh they were on the purge server dude it’s not purge day you can’t do dude why do you have stuff from earlier oh i was helping him repair and i have a block of iron yes that’s perfect bro yo let’s go where are we gonna go

I don’t let’s build under the courthouse i’ll never look there it’s a big break i don’t want to actually what do we break in someone’s someone’s already doing it here do you want me to tell you what i’m thinking because i’m thinking we put a trap door here

And then we can just like you know how you go and trap door you just don’t want to hide yourself yeah you crawl yeah smart chat this is what’s happening this is the purge minecraft server no you cannot join first of all and it’s it’s a it’s a peaceful server

Except for one day a week all crime is legalized and you can smoke marijuana anywhere i’m gonna here you two we’re just gonna drink while underage here you take eight of them here you just take just take that and then i’ll keep my own little stash

Wait how do you make a [ __ ] door uh six wood six woods six wood but like an opposite of a door like a door you want me to build it i got one i should have made out of birch that might be the most obvious look you made it out of birch

See but here’s what you know let me go under yeah no i get it but you just placed it wrong maybe we should get um we should find some dark wood there’s a jungle biome because dark wood would blend in oh john i got it yeah i’m here that’s my name

I got it i know what we do i’m getting rid of your trap door real quick that’s fine no that’s fine we could also make the trapdoor lower that’s exactly that’s what i’m doing right now see that yeah something like no something like that be honest look up

I was okay what up see but i also want it to be like i wanted it to even be hard to get in like they had to crawl so if they didn’t even know the track is this thing this is like a true trap

Door they like oop i fell in oh man i’m in a house now like might as well purge them so like here maybe here here maybe something like this you know like um oh wait no no no i got a good spot build that back hold it back

No no check this out because then i can i know but that that leads to the open we should do it where it’s like semi in a cave you know you know that little water thing we saw oh dude this can be our stash back here

Nice bro you’re so smart this is why i picked you as my life partner i had to word that correctly for the stands you know this is so smart because like what we’re doing yeah because people would be like well no one’s allowed to build there

So you know why little did they know we broke the law before purge day but here’s the thing they’re gonna discover it on purge day when it’s legal anything’s legal on that day so chat just to clarify what we’re doing is technically illegal in the server so we’re not allowed to

Build under the spawn but we’re not really at the spawn we’re like at the courthouse so it’s it’s basically foolproof no one’s gonna think you know oh don’t build at the spawn so there’s probably like a good radius people ran off to ah yeah 15 blocks to the left

Plus your boys i never i never even opened the rulebook so like true smitty i actually have oh dude smitty my brain is pumping let’s pump pump pump pump it up oh i got an idea oh wait you want to do that this whole thing

No no no i just need some of it come on bigfoot oh no oh dude john that’s our second that’s our second entrance buddy oh my god that was terrifying i thought i was dead what’s this for no it’s gonna look like sand dude yeah sand

Doesn’t make any sense to be here though fair enough even though it’s just a thing right next to it sure i know but it just it’s this is like an information all right we gotta find food chickens three chickens where over here over here over here i hate you give me seeds

Bro give me seeds oh [ __ ] no no no did you kill him no [ __ ] oh okay cool cool you think i’m killing chicken for the siege i’m sorry bro i’m gonna get us a bunch of kelp because we can just eat that how about you help me get these [ __ ]

Chickens back to the base dude i don’t want to pull out other seeds and distract them that’s you’re trying to pull out next time you yeah well i think we’ll have to bleep that one i don’t know if that’s that’s that one’s definitely not kosher what are you doing in our house

Please exit and don’t tell anybody please wait also if you’re talking i don’t hear your name this is the most literally the worst person for this god damn it noah you snitch you snitch bro hey you better keep your damn mouth shut or else why don’t you take these trap doors and

Seal yourselves in a little bit better eh okay what’s it gonna be huh what do you want for me what do you want for me what do you want i give you a grass path that is unattainable you cannot get grass blocks i have found this kelp from the deepest

Ocean in the north this stuff’s pretty you literally cannot obtain grass blocks once you break them you get normal you get a dirt block that is super rare that’s actually that’s incredibly rare pretty good oh okay drown him no smitty i’m sorry i’m sorry i just i just

Thought i would try i thought i just thought it was for noah come back i’m sorry no [Applause] we’re gonna have to kill him bro are you okay oh i’m fine all right hey uh are we gonna be able to keep this secret or like uh

Um i have a price you know what’s the price yeah i just gave you the grass block i have a price well let’s [ __ ] hear it it’s one saddle for my farm oh i could do that i’ll keep you updated yeah we can’t do it yet yeah i mean we

Literally just got on noah so like yeah okay just make it discreet i’ll do you a favor no how about this all right once i just give me a couple seconds and i’ll do something that you’d be like wow you know what that’s a great idea and you know i think uh

We oh noah one i must put salad well maybe that too what do you want saddle how do you spell satellites s-a-d-d-l-e nope [Laughter] no pun intended all right uh pleasure doing business with you yeah yeah you too i’ll see i’ll see you all very very soon oh my god

Oh my god oh [ __ ] get back in just get back run get inside come on what the [ __ ] you want to stay here for the night oh john i [ __ ] you not i just found a [ __ ] dungeon bro we’ve got to get that debt paid off

Real quick all right hold on there’s a lot of [ __ ] animals in there bro oh is this what you saw yeah bro don’t push me i’m close to the edge it’s a spider spawner okay ah you [ __ ] [ __ ] don’t do that there’s a creeper in there too

And an enderman what did we find did we find the multicultural [ __ ] spawner what is this i’m just trying to get close enough to place it there we go like place two now we just gotta wipe these guys off the place here oh boy oh that’ll help don’t don’t don’t don’t

Don’t don’t we can’t have that blow up can’t quite john i [ __ ] up shut up you’re leading them away oh my god why do i feel like there’s two spawners on top of here there’s absolutely two spawners here that [ __ ] he has a [ __ ] iron sword that [ __ ] little [ __ ]

Look i did not drop mine that is not my no it’s not yours oh i hit an enderman ah he ran in front it’s okay it’s fine are we cool now i think the endermen are not okay you piss him off all right this is he’s pissed off at you there are two

There are two get up get up get up get up mini mini zombie [ __ ] oh bro i’m gonna die i’m gonna die wait watch that wall up lock that wall off why is it open close it off for now okay i’m gonna change my mind for now and light this [ __ ] up

No saddle no saddle on that one we got a golden apple though and some string i’m gonna have torches should we keep the spawner yes or yeah let’s just keep it it’s good xp [ __ ] no saddle are you kidding me there’s another chest there’s another chest okay we got

Gunpowder which would be good for the tnt we need to eventually make oh golden apple that’s nice [ __ ] are you kidding me oh there’s a spider up there hey yeah no saddle we cool [ __ ] man this is how far i ran to get away from it oh my god yeah

But this is a massive cave system that could connect us to so many other places on this fight this is probably that [ __ ] ravine wait dude i want to see how far the oh my god dude this thing goes it goes so far wait i want to dig

Straight up from here and see where i’m at john okay the ravine doesn’t go that far no no i’m just right out front of the courthouse oh yeah yeah so like following it all the way wait could that be our secret entrance i mean yeah

What if we patch up the one no one knows about we move like he’s like he’s like it was here i swear he’s like ratting us out wait hold on i actually hold on smitty listen to me what if we follow it all the way there it’s also a lot deeper

True plus we could like be there and this could be like still an air but we can make it look abandoned and just move all of our stuff to like the very very end do you want it do you want to just patch it completely up then and move it

I’m down that [ __ ] sounds funny as [ __ ] yeah i don’t know it kind of does and then just try to like avoid our payments to noah the whole time that [ __ ] would be so good well i’m just thinking like how do we want to set this up like should our

Base just be in this cave i mean yeah i’m down but like how do we get to it like what what’s the what’s the entrance again well i was thinking like we could just have like pretend this this place is abandoned and just this is our entrance

Just this long-ass cave take the torches out then is what you’re saying um because we’ll have maybe at a certain point i say keep the torches at a certain point but not like but not on the very beginning maybe oh sh there’s a greeny boy who’s a green boy oh [ __ ] okay oh

Okay be right back you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me let’s [ __ ] with them how what are we gonna do youtube.com gaming youtube.com slash cryo’s are you doing gaming hey [Applause] tyler the [ __ ] what are you doing here you shaking your head for smitty they know tyler’s trying to find us

What tyler’s trying to find us he’s hiding right now i just saw him shift after talking they know why do you think tyler knows maybe they just ran away no i literally saw because brian was like why are you shaking your head and then he started whispering

And then tyler came closer to us and his name hid and then he was right above us i’m pretty sure they’re still around but i just don’t think they can hear us all the way down also if you’re not if you’re muting a discord or you’re muting in [ __ ] the

Thing that’s cheating oh look at that he is muted and mumble hmm oh that’s kind of cat weird we’re playing the silent game kind of weird that you’re cringe as [ __ ] tyler who’s out there i only want to be friends well well well who has shown up to our sermon today I’m scared uh hello and so it was said on the fourth day that they shall go forth and multiply and consume with the fruits and so they fed uh you have any milk milk yeah i’m looking for milk oh [ __ ] uh cows transformation okay thank you dude i think you’re the

Milk he’s looking for bro i know i get the [ __ ] i get it i understand the situation we’re in okay i just want to let you know where you’re the most nothing sauce here we weren’t whispering what’s going on it’s kind of a thick thick mucus you know

I did see you through there by the way um are you talking to me no no talking to someone else okay hey i see you um hey i just thought we’d make the uh acquaintance finally how are you what the [ __ ] are you were you looking for milk [ __ ]

I’ve been looking for you and then i heard creepy ass [ __ ] milton and it was oh it was milton i thought it was brian for some reason oh that was milk yeah and we’re not doing anything so you could just mosey on out of here jesus christ what do you got going on

Down here what is this whole operation look at look at this look what we found turn turn tyler tyler come back no not that that’s just the case oh my god look at the luck of this yeah there’s nothing in there we’re we’re kind of you know we’re in we just

Joined late so we’re trying to figure things out ah yeah we need some help no we’re good yeah no it’s honestly oh dude for what what do you want all right well then you can have it you don’t have it okay that’s that works [Laughter]

Wait do i gotta do it too or why are you looking at me like that i know it can reach for chad don’t tell me about farming we’re just trying to make food immediately yeah because like we’ve we already had to move our base once yeah for real

All for a joke too we could have left it and everything i mean to be fair probably would have been the best one anyways especially with milton right by us yes also did you see what i did out front to uh help deter people

No i think it’s a good idea ah it’s a bad idea it’s a bad idea it’s a bad idea i don’t like this idea smitty i gotta be honest don’t get in the water i was just don’t walk out with too much uh what the [ __ ] why because people won’t

Expect it but this is i i’m still not done john i know but it’s a good place holder while you do nothing oh i i need that open out here to do that you want to get rid of that lava it’s important oh yeah free coffee

My job’s so much harder oh removing two cobblestoners [Laughter] hey smitty what’s up where are you at what do you mean i think i found another monster spotter i hear that as a skeleton holy [ __ ] i did bro get that saddle boy oh and the saddle is in there let’s go baby

Paid off debt paid but you guys weren’t gonna be paying him back well the plan is to eventually have horses with saddles and be like yeah man we were able to we weren’t able to find one yeah we want to find two saddles and then ride horses around saying that we

Weren’t able to find any horses or saddles What is that you see that look at where i’m looking what the hell the [ __ ] ufo ufo ufo bro bro we should alert them we should go tell them do people know about this bro guys there’s your humble guys there’s a ufo no one gives a [ __ ] maybe we should wait

Maybe we should wait oh what a fun day at the court it’s still in there just going on he’s been going on the whole time oh yeah john oh my god ufo ufo ufo ufo First yeah that’s why we were creeping on you jeez what the heck could this be the [ __ ] ufo thanks i’m just going to stay down here wait i’m going to someone you are a piggy that makes sense i’m literally just saying i’m just down here i’m getting kind of used to it

Now at this point i feel like i’m gonna miss it once you’re gone when i get up here i’m jumping off this bad boy i’ve almost fallen off multiple times i was about to go down because i felt like something was good oh my god it was too late when i decided

God damn it bro what the [ __ ] dude bro [ __ ] i had i had 60 diamonds on me bro what the [ __ ] yeah we had 60 diamonds and they’re gone who did that who did that buffer popper did you have an iron pickaxe or an iron sword i had diamonds

Why is no glue summoning me to the court by the way because you’re being sued for what i do now did you do it you’re dying you’re talking to smeg i didn’t do this i don’t i’m still missing like all my okay okay all right Oh there’s been a breach hey hey hold on hey hold on hold on hold on hold on this is a part of history it’s a part of history now this is canon this is canon this is canon now okay i’d like to i’d like to say what happened to me and and

A few others we were climbing up a big old tower and all of a sudden the tower started to break from the bottom and we all fell and four of us died and a lot of our loot got redistributed all over the place i’m missing so many items yeah

Levels you’re laughing hello here oh [ __ ] the levels i’d like to get a man with one red eye to report his eyewitness account yes kyr speedy approach the sand yes you may question the witness speedy what did you see before we all fell and exploded into a

Pile of loot what did you do first off i would like to specify that i was the sixth player to fall but i wasn’t the highest on the ladder i wasn’t the highest in the room and i got knocked down to two hearts but before i went up there and i don’t

Know if this person did it or not terrorizer said i’m gonna get some perfect footage and some great b-roll for you guys so i don’t know if he was the cameraman or the person who was just talking the ladder content crazy speeding who built that obstacle that

There that whole thing that they climbed who built that oh that would be in let’s go oh you sound so funny now not as scary hey hold on hold on hold on i know how to fix this i know how to fix this hold on hold on

I’ve done this before turn around i’ma spank you proceed proceed who exactly built that whole platform that would be sidearms deluxe for myself but that is not the issue someone broke the platform ah but you’re saying that those three people in question built that obstacle correct and know what

Material it was built out of yes correct that’s correct but everyone has eyeballs see what i’m saying so before i didn’t you’re telling me those three people knew exactly what kind of material and the consequences of breaking such material as people are climbing up it but terrorizer who had you’re saying i

Had no nothing to do with the construction of that piece of that the whole platform correct that is true but can i ask you a counter question i had no idea if someone broke one block the consequential knock-on effect would be the destruction of the platform

It kind of sounded like you did correct mr speedy the person who did this was the one person on the on the tail team who didn’t climb up there with one person who did climb up there in a plane too much among us tried to hide his own ass by

Falling for two hearts but the real person who did it was deluxe chill back up thank you standing there with terrorizer and we were having a good chat we were watching just like this a lot of people go up the ladder and as i look up i start to see

Just a bunch of sand falling one after another then bodies they start falling and then there is just absolutely mayhem people are screaming there’s loot everywhere there are body parts everywhere it is absolutely crazy that okay would destroy my own creation this absolutely ludicrous so oh smeglord i have not

Changed i have i have not done anything since this incident has happened okay and we are all confirming that this this this this tower was made out of sand terrorizer is holding a diamond sword sand put your weapon away dumbass hurry hit a different button press it a different hot bar button

Holy [ __ ] when i say the person’s name if you think they are the guilty party i want you to say boogie Okay Of equivalent [Laughter] last time i checked it got to this height so no no no no no smash that’s it right so here build up right here Well yeah it would suck if that happened huh glad you finally caught up with us brian she really got away with this huh can you believe that higher as high as you can go until you’re out of sand [ __ ] until you’re out of oxygen keep going up higher higher

Higher ir i can’t hear you hold on guys hold on i’ll go up and tell him i’ll go up i’ll go up and tell him i’ll whoa Oh oh i don’t know i was just still looking for him too he took my teeth i just saw him [ __ ] ran away with it he’s right there uh right where he would do that smitty’s a pretty good guy smitty give me my sword what are you going to give me for it

Hey good point go ahead thousand dollars to kill no glow right now a thousand i got two wait all right i’ll i’ll start i’ll start finding them just let me know when it’s active straight up 1k no glo i have a quest hey nogla can i kill you i’ll give you 200

If it works hey yeah sure because brian said whoever kills you gets a thousand dollars so he’s supposed to be like oh no [ __ ] half to me so yeah might as well [ __ ] try it wait there we go i’ll pick there we go hey i i killed them you just killed them

[ __ ] john i want to talk about what just happened probably what just happened yeah yeah yes thank you talked about watching i don’t 500 bucks huh john pretty much sidebar you’re gonna give me that 500 right well i gotta give you the 500 yeah

[ __ ] no bro well yeah but to be fair i actually told the other guy’s gonna give him 200. okay then give me the 300. yeah okay yeah right but why why don’t you also get 200 that’s a good point do you guys have i i had 64 iron when i died does someone

Have it by any chance i only have four on me i have six that’s right man i have six to four all right see you guys later have a good one you know what you know all right good bye all right bye shall we return yeah i think it’s time

To go back to work yeah let’s go back let’s go to our house i almost worked i really thought someone was gonna give me iron i tried to bait another 64 out of them how did you not and you land perfectly where it is watch me die from this all right pause

Now hold on do you remember the guy in the court you know who i’m talking about the guy whose ass i slapped earlier now this dude’s name is schmidt he’s the guy on the server that runs a cult that you’re not supposed to call a cult but let’s be honest we all know

What it is and he has this weird obsession with bones take my bones oh i’m gonna take your bow oh my god this feels so good now our plan was simple we were gonna steal one of these bones step one cause damage to the courthouse

Done easy step two stash all my gear and enter the courthouse and at the sky so he doesn’t know it’s me which in reality is just taking my armor off but we’re already grasping at straws here okay step three steal the bone should we really do something so dangerous right now yes

How are we gonna do this oh spies i don’t i don’t think we should do this no we should know we should have they have people watching us man hey uh hey i see you got a problem with your roof there i’m here to fix that you gave me a call

Ah you’ve arrived to fix the leak that’s correct not sure of wind-wise but yes i would love for you to fix my roof and if you do i’ll pay you in the amount of five bones hey that sounds pretty good i mean yeah that’s uh um

Yeah uh yeah i could do that by bones not just any bones blessed bones of the court of smeg do you have any uh do you have any uh can i can i see one you know i just wanna i wanna verify you can see it

In my hand can’t you see me holding my bone yesterday but yes i don’t mean to question your authority but i can’t tell from there i would like to see it in my hands Get cheesy get out of here i don’t think he’s happy can we hide out in noah’s house no one don’t ask questions well shut up don’t say anything which way oh [ __ ] okay this is our place hopefully home and i secured the bone and i was in a disguise the whole time

You’ll have no idea and the roof didn’t get repaired genius i’m gonna treasure this bone can i see that bone yeah yeah that he gave you shut the [ __ ] up Swag toast look now now it has now it’s canon now it’s official it’s [ __ ] canon You