The Lamest Alliance (SMPEarth 4)

Imagine not being a BTS stance oh my god D on the back of my shirt that’s you got to keep what you love close to your heart Charlie no So what’s your what’s your deal you can’t go in the hut fine you can go in the heart you have an enderpearl he’s locked in there now I can show you around I just know I need to figure out what areas aren’t like can you find someone

Find guys look what’s the deal of this of this arrangement then hey hey so you guys want to join Tommy and Friends that’s what you’ve been saying no give it a new name Oh Wilbur and associates like I’ve been a better name okay wait let me get on my

Business do I feel like we’re not on the right gives more arrows Hawks fancy Jase let’s stand suit dude the stern suit I can’t eat in newfoundland territory we’ll about how harsh you’re polish no one’s allowed to eat here and thus I say so is this gonna be in the highlights

But stop asking me about where it’s not straining I’m streaming is this gonna be in your highlights your highlights you’re me to give you a shocked facial expression so you’d be like what will this hurt he shot me with gun not clickbait he just viciously booty why

Shot hog hog POG did you see that Well but you’re my ally aren’t you yeah man well I’m missing the vital ingredient but you know how many arrows yeah can you go some arrows please all right thank you can you go back over to where you stood please just quit over there yeah cheers all right we’ll cut

That bit in the highlight reel nice shot nice shot you’re not too good with gun are you Joe I don’t know how this works he’ll figure there we go he got it figured out how long it took us to get here we’ll but you can’t take back your

Gun my Connie’s got it is in his grubby mitts well but you have my arrows Oh could you give me gun and I’ll I’ll just you know okay come and come and do the deal then do I will but don’t shoot me with I have

Gun I have gun look gun is in my possession now [ __ ] right okay I’ll make a trading area later on but for now it will just be this dirt mound don’t tell my soil give me some wheat what’s your deal come on talk about have a boy play go cheers man that was

Gracious of you I’m thinking we start our new Empire what should we title it I’ve you guys aren’t apparently commie and do an empire then yes hmm yeah so once what what what separates us what what okay so we have our similarities which is that we’re all

British but there were quite a few people on the server we’re not the only ones so we’re here with the upper class always yeah I wouldn’t have said that you want this to work you want this to work Tommy right you need to understand I’ve got gun okay well I have a proposition

Charlie stylus you need to understand here tell me I have the upper hand right I should probably be designing the you the clubhouse and our name and stuff you know but can we faction up can we faction up no no we’re not fashioning up I want to

Stay as newfoundland he wants to stay as kpop well Ally but look this is the deal it’s gonna be on my terms no stop sending me the completely listen Tommy I’m listening Wilbur Wright oh I’ll make the clubhouse right that’s cool that’s on me don’t you worry about

That right and I’ll make the duty sister no only James Charles can call me that all right we’ve had that I played Minecraft Monday with him and I got permission to be called sister to say sister so I’ll make the clubhouse that’s on me that’s fine because you know

Newfoundland will be the location but I get to decide the name come e squad I have nothing else to live for I’m already called kapok when my mama and I say I was participating in Kumi squad with a 23 year old man how do you think [Laughter]

Human squad no as in cumin you know cumin the you know what’s wrong cumin dude who is that who is that okay cool I’ll now accept your ally awesome and Charlie do you want to do you want to oh thank you you didn’t go to me you were

Stood too near it went back to you give him one Johnny took human school thanks took human squad took human squad we just thought we just allied with you can’t stop throwing things into the corner okay let’s have a gift of giggles ran off no I’m coming back Holloway before you do I

Just need sign up say allied with Tommy in it no no no let’s get screening and then let’s come up come up here come on greenie for the occasion nice god where that’s to Wow greenie wait hold on look at me no you’re doing you don’t

Know how to do a screen II will but this is just look look I’m just there we go there we go look at that kirari I’ll wait no but the human Squad is permanent Wilbur this is a I’ll give you both in I’ll call this a cockle had come diamond

Come out hey a human diamond you take one as well charlie and that will be well – diamonds thank you you get one anyway so this is this is the temporary human squad HQ just for now that’s quite nice I like it cool let me put up on a

Big sign just so I remember your names so well my name is Charlie kpop there’s not enough room for business business boys or whatever you’re called so I’m just gonna call you look we’ve got allies look kpop Charlie and the boss told me you could [ __ ]

Tape a screen he go on do it well you don’t know you need to look at the Camrys that’s the camera look at me look guys look it this way say say say this way we’ll say comes say it I’m not saying anything let’s take it outside the names Mike can

You get off my Island now tell me like it can be getting off my Island until tomorrow yeah get off go well I have a list you guys don’t even know who’s on the little wait no if you’re attacking people you’re not doing it under the cue

No no no no not under the cumene name this is a business bay the it’s um a spy and nice noggin okay I can already see I can already see a rift in the cumin boys no no all the people on your list again

He’s on your hip it was a tie and sneaks now because they wronged me okay I like four of those people oh yeah they’re both pretty cool oh do you want me to take them off there how did they wronged me I attempted to mug them and they

Wouldn’t give in J passes me off when people do that Charlie likes porn the plane and like send send both of you away yeah I can’t fit on a two-person plane can we go okay I’ll come but only if we gotta meet spoon minutes ramen in

The stream by the way let’s go 30 minutes I’ve got a tender for 20s it’s a funny number oh yes I too like to do weed yes weed conscious spoons not here let me know I don’t really do we’d wanna go visit Cooper Southern California will

You introduce me to him I’m well what are you are you gonna embarrass me no no no you can embarrass cuman’s representing you won’t San Diego on our side yes I have a proposition for San Diego so well I’ll do the talking all right Tommy Tommy Tommy don’t don’t hit

Enter I’ll do the talking all right we’re just gonna ran into you Tommy just oh my oh wait wrong wrong just he’ll know what that means see you want to be friends straight away you’ve got it you don’t know how to bargain no I do I’m

Just a plain Joe I’ll be quite a hobby the place is driving put a pile up Tommy hello I’m streaming right now Channel hello what country you’re gonna be Travis Cooper Oh in San Diego where I’m actually going over to make a proposition with no Tommy don’t listen

To Tommy don’t worry he’s new he’s learning just let him screaming Travis Travis he’s a sh lot Stan you don’t owe me I’m trying I’m keeping you from embarrassing yourself we’re almost in San Diego I need to turn left here duty we’re going beyond San Diego Tommy here’s the plan right so

When we joined with land land land dude this is it we’re here sign here ages ago what you mean you’d have to sign hello from Tommy right Tommy you are when we joined this room you’re staying quiet all right you just sit there all right

And just let me do the talking I think man I really don’t want Emma right he’s coming in he’s joining the VC chill out just do it do a quick learn to do a quick round I’m a bit of it okay we’re going to be c4 Bonjour Noria

You may what you may wonder you may wonder why I said bones you to you Cooper you’re French yo they invaded you yesterday yesterday about that yeah and then they start goopy yeah I have a proposition it’s a quick one it’s a quick one I just knew basically yes or

No so I’m I’m all the way at the top right okay and you’re all the way at the bottom left of this great continent yeah you see the Americans thought you were French no I know I’m Quebec I’m like up in the channel I don’t even Bell Quebec yes so it’s so basically

Right I’ve got this big old train station it basically is gonna send you all the way to Europe that’s the whole I basically want to connect up America in Europe it’s fine we’ve we’ve got a slot stand with us who I’ve told to be quiet so it’s fine so essentially a Haier

Cooper I’m behind you so listen up no I’m like is this is this is this a Roma don’t worry about him he’s he’s new wait wait we’re training him he’ll be he’ll be better soon yes basically I’m making a huge like transatlantic rail service gonna take you all the way

Across the Atlantic Ocean basically is that you’ve already claimed my entire area by the way so I’m [ __ ] Cooper’s unclaimed let’s carry on don’t you get up scram him scram him Cooper scram him we’re on your side here scrub too if you want to deal

He’s got to go to Arizona Tommy go to Arizona we’ll come get you in a bear Tommy go to Arizona we’ll come get you in a bit please okay so cooper-cooper I’m gonna make this quick then all we need all we need is a train station and for you do a little

Bit a little bit of train tracks and then we’ll connect it up somewhere I’m also getting fit that’s fine that’s why is it there’s no there’s no like time restriction just just at some point please Travis like one second all right all right thank you can’t down if I gets

Access oh yeah you can also charge me before I’m charging people for my train station but what I’m gonna do Americans pay less Americans pay less to get to Europe Americans pay less to get to Europe and Europe pay more to get to America All Right see ya and we’re gonna go find

Tommy Tommy why are you on the ground get out Tommy’s come with us Tommy Tommy we’re leaving make the plane no Tommy we’re going back to new fun we do want a train station we want a train station Tommy the Alliance is off Tommy the Alliance’s off if you hurt him the

Alliance is off just get in the plane and go Tommy Tommy please just make the plane and we’ll go tell me make the plane and go or the Alliance’s off Tommy the alliances off of you don’t make this plane you’ve got five seconds five four three two one okay let’s go leaving

Tommy get in the plane five seconds to get the plane in Drive he hasn’t done it I’m removing yours now by removing you is now I business bag you can move it I’m about to hit em to get in the plane I’m gonna Holly let me

Get in your way please Tommy we run a lying you okay Cooper Travis San Diego team thank you for doing business with here on out we’re abandoning Tommy as an ally thank you for doing business with us we’re we’re human squad not affiliated with Tommy thank you very much thank you thank you

Guys we’ll see you around bye bye bye bye bye bye yeah I did we left he’s not there no it’s fine we’ve we’ve separated us up so we sure we unalloyed with him how do we I’m at like one quick question well yeah if he starts a war over this

Will you come to my aid yeah of course man look human Squad is is over for a bit I think I think me and you Charlie we just got to be the kpop alliance by sinking transport lines transport the transport video well yeah dude I mean you recruit people to make airport I’ll

Recruit people to make train stations will connect them all up together yeah and together will we need a man a but we need a man of the sea well we did kind of have told me for that but it’s that’s out the window I hate that guy Tommy needs out but he’s hopelessly

Starting issues we can’t be allies with a troublemaker mmm okay here we go this is it this is my home oh my god were in the water oh hey hey Tommy things took a turn yeah because you didn’t do as we said look the Alliance is off Tommy

Doofy alliances off the alliance’s off you have to come back with a better deal no guys we had a good day it was it was Cooper and they set the monkey to kill me I was down to one yeah because you were because you were flaming their land

He told me I need some time can you can you go we need some time to recuperate after what you’re doing I’m done I’m done I’m done Tommy rides over I’m sorry vibes gone that’s the end of day two for me I’m out why Tommy are we

Guys are we good guy I will ther bye Tommy I’m popping often by Charlie by uh-oh you kicked him out