The Most VILE Build Competition in Minecraft

Everybody welcome back I think every viewer watching this right now should go on Spotify and stream burnt by Alex unknown out now you know enjoy it what a big strong man the way he navigates himself through this 3D space are you simply for the iron golem

Oh he’s so brolic Frolic yeah what you don’t know what brolic means no dude what the hell are you saying I guess you’ll have to go stream Alex so no is that a lyric in the song it may be I guess you could find out if you stream burnt by Alex unknown everywhere

Available everywhere now anyways thanks thanks for letting me do that of course yeah guys I’m totally living in this uh Cave oh really I found a new house too did you Mika look up Oh how did you get up there that don’t touch it that’s my Spire what happens if I touch your aspire dude don’t touch it too much because it might feel good okay well I’m gonna touch your Spire with my bone Don’t touch don’t touch spiers with

Me guys let’s come up with a plan yeah we should all build a house yeah let’s do a house competition maybe yeah because I’m sick of these [ __ ] cats Adderall okay kill Adderall if you killed Adderall half this country would have a real big problem hey Adderall gang show yourselves in the comments

Let’s go Eddie gang can we get a Zoloft gang my house is gonna be great I’m gonna win honestly I think mine is gonna win I think I’m gonna win realistically speaking and can I just be honest with you guys okay I think mine is gonna be

Total [ __ ] but damn yeah I’ll team up with you panda you have to one two buckle your shoe three four vocal some more five six what is that am I listening to oh Meek is still lagging by the way despite just being the third server host we’ve tried one to Ohio

Most normal Minecraft players in Ohio [Laughter] I just think we could really spruce up these videos with some more you know sound effects oh dude you know you know those uh you know the guy the the white dude the xiaoman white yeah I’m coming sound effects that he uses

Yeah I probably have said this before but like whenever whenever white boy speaks Chinese or something and then white guy speaks perfect yeah it’s the same script every time but they’re always so surprised yeah and whenever he says something and they they look all surprised it’s the same sound effect

Did you hear about the recent one the recent Zhao ma NYU video no he went into the Amazon rainforest to like uh hang out with this tribe there they have this thing when they when they go hunting they they strip down completely ass naked and they they take a piece of

String and they wrap up their foreskin in it because they don’t want to get ticks on their dick and so he decided to fully uh like join in on this ritual so he stripped himself down no way and he they were like trying to tie up his

Thing but his dick was too small and he kept it he kept this in he kept in minutes of them making fun of his penis and I I commend him they’re like they’re like dude is it cold out your dick is really small and then some other guy was

Like it looks like a tapir’s dick and they’re just like laughing at his dick for like minutes on end and he kept it in you gotta respect it honestly he may have a small dick physically but mentally that is a huge dick moment that’s a that’s a big dick it takes

Actual like cojones to post that yeah maybe his balls are really big honestly yeah that might be it it might just be a perspective thing where his balls that’s true some say his dick size is completely natural and normal and fully functional and Panda I think you’re

Telling on yourself a little bit here what let me see this car oh my God man what is this 2009 ass Minecraft cast what what do you mean ever heard of brutalism oh right because there communist I get it Pastor I couldn’t couldn’t help but notice you didn’t send

This video this dude’s [ __ ] oh you want the JAMA video oh my God this is a subtitle on the video they grab my member and try to tie it up because it fell out it’s so great the whole like all the people in the drive are just surrounding him just laughing and

Laughing at him they are they’re laughing at him it’s too small it won’t work um Astro are you in creative mode right now no how do you have that much hold on yeah what time out I went mining hey hey how are you doing that hey I got a lot

Of calls today stay there I’m coming up there moist is gonna check the footage Astro there there’s nothing to be seen well I I swear to God you better you better come back with a clean report that this dude isn’t cheating I’m gonna hit you okay hit me

See you could have just spawned it in you might have just done slash give no cobblestone I’ll never do that I’m tired of cheaters in this Channel and yeah what the [ __ ] guys some Cobblestone just fell out of his pocket I can’t even pick it up it’s such an astounding amount of cobblestone

How the [ __ ] I’m an empty inventory how how can I not pick this up oh look at all that Cobble fall down free Cobble Astro if you don’t want to be exposed there’s a very simple thing you could do you could open up the chat by pressing T and then type in something

For me type in slash op space j s c h l a t t give Alrighty all right look at that guy no I actually remember this bit anyone remember this Skyblock a bit this funny Skyblock bit how long does this last oh 500 seconds oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] it’s over buddy oh look at him no no it’s it’s a new they

Added it to Minecraft great view for me are you trying to yeah they’re trying to [ __ ] my boy [ __ ] and it’s not gonna work excuse me what is a boy [ __ ] I’m just it’s like something’s blocking him why don’t we maybe we should do that enough it’ll break man this building

Competition is going really well guys I’m levitating for five minutes you know had it this whole time we’ve been talking about you know asterisist and schlot cheating but you’re the only one who’s like levitating right now that’s true I was gonna bring that up something interesting in the chat I have

To enter Zen mode again Elon are you okay what holy [ __ ] what what guys you’re gonna get it you’re gonna get a call from Donald Trump he’s got he’s got a job for you what if we did a creative SMP uh excuse me you would like to do a creative SMP you

Cheater me I’m not cheating make sure that I couldn’t help but notice your um you’re floating oh no dude no that’s you [ __ ] off get over here who’s this on the side of my building so hey is this how you live your life man you [ __ ] off this is bullying

It’s like shooting fish in a barrel I’m gonna throw a Barrage at him you know you miss all the shots you took well Panda I just I’ve noticed you haven’t really even really started your build like do you have one yeah I do I’m anxious to see it because it kind of

Seems like you’ve just been slacking it’s like you don’t even care about this company or the server or Minecraft at all you would call it a company look at you guys so you’d be happy if we took your share of the patreon okay wait wait so now you’re putting words into my

Mouth just like a capitalist switch just making assumptions and uh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I’m just really wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait one second moist there’s

Florida on my map right now that’s it thanks you guys can go back to whatever you’re talking about Florida bottom text I mean would you guys ever actually do [Laughter] I love the sincerity in which you asked that yeah would you yeah who’s above me

Who is that did you do this you did this this dirt expired that’s not yours is it it’s mine and you know what’s more Astro you were so caught up making the tallest Spire but now that I’ve caught up to yours in height I think you neglected

One thing who has the longest spire and mine starts a few blocks below yours I’m comparing the girth right now and I mean it is not even close schlatt would you like to build the Spire beside mine oh [ __ ] dude come on man that would you do that

We turned Panda into a villain holy [ __ ] like you’re building some kind of shrine perhaps oh man I’m making a convenience store it’s a family Mark can I help yeah grab this diamond pickaxe okay now re-harden your [ __ ] are you ready I’m ready right you’ll love this next hour I

Need you to help me mine out this whole thing into a convenience store how much am I getting paid for this I’m being financially compensated right eight dollars and one Canadian penny the Canadian penny has been discontinued for a decade actually I couldn’t help but notice but this looks like a tower

Are you making never mind I’m just gonna assume the answer to that is no I need to double check this I need to check this check what okay that looks what oh what the [ __ ] Alex what the [ __ ] is that dude wait a guy stand right there no no

Actually vile that is actually [ __ ] vile I do not condone this I need all the viewers to know I would not come close to doing something that insensitive you know how many people died that day Astro Millions around the world it’s just a moment I don’t mean any

Disrespect it’s just you know I’m I’m remembering this is an homage we have to remember the things that happened to us we don’t we can’t forget where we came from it’s yes right because we’re doomed to repeat it I can’t [ __ ] believe that happened man that was actually so out of pocket it’s

Unbelievable you know say what you will about Astro but this is very well made thanks okay there was a level of craftsmanship but I do not think that it is appropriate you’d feel differently if you watched The Towers fall like I did I was one

Okay let’s make it daytime you make it 8 50 A.M you know it is a memorial like yeah every 911 memorial is that a recreation of what happened Nika we need another layer mined out of this please Pronto oh yeah sure could I have some more pennies

Here’s one buddy oh thanks dude dude I can’t wait to spend my Penny on uh on a little gummy worm man sorry they went up to two cents dude I’m hungry man I need a I need my Gummy Worms man well why don’t you get a job at Starbucks and

Make nice little milkshakes for all the adults in a couple years you could be the manager of this joint and then you’d be making great money and the opportunity for franchising might appear you know what I’m actually really liking this American dream schlatt can I put my

Penny on the wall so I can immortalize like uh me first penny for me first penny don’t put that Penny up on the wall put it into the S P 500 and in a couple years that’ll be worth two cents my friend stop stop pick that up stop

Pick that up this is beautiful pick that up stop it you must admit this is beautiful pick that up stop it pick up the trash yes pick this up where’s yourself right away sir sorry panda people who like can’t have self-respect this is disgusting yes sir it is Sir Oh

No you’re calling me sir that’s fine mine this floor out mine this floor out yes sir right away sir on the double sir what is that what did he put something else is that a panda I’m just reinterpreting the event right like what if someone else was the culprit Panda I just spent

So much time doing this properly and you’re filling it in with dirt Panda we can’t turn the Family Mart into your grow up dude Panda stop it’s bad for the environment God we can’t grow drugs in here this is the Family Mart it’s the Family Mart for families man it’s

Natural okay I thought you were drinking Soylent you should be you should be down for this okay you’re drinking Soylent Mika drinks Soylent Moyes can you just throw up Astros DMS on the screen I don’t have the energy for this right now man and you know what

I drink Soylent and I am proud We need this to go back one more block Mika Mika you should go back yeah one more block sir I know you’re drawing me I think holding on to the top I don’t I don’t know what’s going on but do you

Hear like Mika right now like this is just yeah that silent thing was really bad made him too submissive yeah I mean I feel like pretty comfortable in my own skin and body you know I’m happy where I’m at and uh I don’t I don’t think I

Need to prove myself to you well I think that um like you’re working like this minimum wage job and you’re not getting anything out he loves it do you love it Mika I mean honestly it’s kind of the only thing right now you see how he treats you

You think that’s okay no I don’t think that’s okay to be you’re a [ __ ] they’re kind of making sense right now I don’t really even have my penny anymore so Santa you’re drinking Soylent get ahead of my family Mart you don’t stand for family values degenerate I’m going back

To my house man I’ll hire people Panda man he’ll be the best employee of all time no no I’m gonna finish what it started are you turning this into a Lawson no I’m turning this into a match thank God Jesus Christ Lawsons look they look crappy man I feel like I’m gonna

Get stabbed in a Lawson oh [ __ ] dude you got your first customer it’s Luffy oh I feel like I think you would like one piece no oh yeah why wait why why is that why because and you know I’m gonna be completely honest stop stop you’re covering the floor in dirt and

Cobblestone no it doesn’t yes it does the reason I don’t watch One Piece is because of the people who watch One Piece I don’t want to become like oh damn so you’re basically indirectly [ __ ] on me yeah I think he’s directly [ __ ] on you panda you’re directly getting [ __ ]

On and everybody else who watches one piece but like but you gotta imagine there’s probably a reason why they’re like that because it’s so good sorry I’ll respond to that in uh 500 episodes of this season of Minecraft he doesn’t even take that long it doesn’t even take

You know it doesn’t take that long isn’t it literally a thousand episodes long yeah watch one pace it’s almost 400 one pace that’s probably like a website that tells you which episodes are so [ __ ] boring that it’s not even worth watching it trims episodes into Super Cuts oh oh so it combines

More than half the content I’m trying to run a family business okay disgusting this is so you can’t tell me that given the choice between a Family Mart and a Lawson you’d go into the [ __ ] Lawson you just said you haven’t been to the lights though yeah because

They look so [ __ ] mustard okay wait wait so so we are going to them it looks old and moldy in there so you’re admitting that you’re judging a book by its cover so [Laughter] Mika you haven’t even been able to [ __ ] play the game in four episodes

That’s the biggest sale it’s like I’m watching TV foreign yeah this season’s pretty bad [ __ ] you man hey guys I’d like to invite you all to the Family Mart you called Lawson’s dirty but this is what is this this is Mossy and turdy there’s blood there’s no blood here all right man it’s

Just a design Element no snow was shot in the back of this family Mart no was that a victim come on everybody Welcome to my family mod it’s not done yet but it’s almost done we have the inside it needs to be stocked with things

Uh and in the meantime I I made this contraption that I’m going to put underneath the floorboards for whenever you walk in oh wow so look let’s hear it Beautiful that was actually pretty cute that was pretty cute all right who’s are we looking at next you guys want to see mine yeah let’s uh okay so I I spent all episode building this I’m pretty proud of it it’s multi-faceted so I wanted to kind of recreate a sort of uh

Godzilla vs King Kong type of thing a panda is clinging himself to the tower as sort of like a king kong climbing it up and then uh schlatt down below if you see beautiful Lord these are tears oh okay yeah um but I you know I felt like moist

Doesn’t get a lot of representation in these videos are a great editor right yeah I wanted to include him a bit so come in here lets everybody gather up here before they open up the door am I gonna like this you’re gonna really like this and this represents what moist uh

You know loves What is this what is this okay here you go it’s moist enjoying the Goon sesh like poop my God why is life just falling into his [ __ ] this is so beautiful thank you man this is probably one of the worst things I think I’ve ever seen well I just hope

Everyone what is this oh this is the wrap what’s the lattice structure up there yeah yeah that’s like the building kind of burning away let’s see a panda’s great build we got to see a pandas oh is it this is it up here Yep this is it

Okay oh you can look at the look back there it’s a really good view it looks like I’m [ __ ] the building bro he grips it man so what was your inspiration here so I kind of based it off of my actual home and then up here oh my God it’s so beautiful

Wow okay what the [ __ ] is this it’s art did you like it really high or something Okay well comment down below if you like to pandas the best but we’re not done there’s still the Mika soccer oh yeah don’t worry we’re saving the yeah yeah Best For Last oh no Mika show us your place all right TP to me guys give me op now

I need it now you’re gonna blow up my family Mark no no no no no no no I’m gonna push the button stop it push the button give me the button stop thank you finally you know this is payback when uh I don’t know like you kill me at the start oh okay

Okay um the [ __ ] sound of family mode in the background I’m just looking at a panda brooding as I hear this [ __ ] [ __ ] shot this is so cute isn’t it it is it really is I cannot what I cannot believe this I don’t know what the command is

I cannot believe this okay I figured it out didn’t work I can’t get a [ __ ] out of [ __ ] I think he deopped me I think that’s what he did he dabbed me for my own [ __ ] server he’s a [ __ ] Menace not to listen to this [ __ ] jingle over and over okay

I’m gonna go check out mikasakis’s building I’ll stream it to you on Discord all right come check it out guys let me know when you’re at the bottom oh you’re in creative mode oh that can’t that won’t do [ __ ] [ __ ] go go go huh no no what are you doing on the floor

That’s stupid yes yes did you get it yeah I think I got it oh oh no I use silverfish blocks for all the floors [Laughter] what happened here Family Mart will rise again man dude I’m actually so glad I quit working at that dump well we learned a lot this episode we learned

A lot about life love Death Dragon loss so I wanted uh an installation to be able to commemorate that forever right yeah that something like that should be commemorated forever yeah so I want you to come on in to the mikasakis experience what is this it’s the mikasakis experience what do you think

Hey well um um weird question but did you just say your name oh my God holy [ __ ] oh my God okay all right that is weird Oh [ __ ] he did the wrong command I did the wrong command I did the wrong command Mega summoned The Horde dude I actually jumped out of my seat did anybody survive that nope everyone died including my cats dude damn no more Addy where’s the Adderall gang they’re

Gonna be pissed with me well we learned a lot guys yeah we learned a lot comment down below whose build was your favorite join us next time on the Goon SMP and don’t forget to goon don’t forget to re-harden your [ __ ] re-harden your [ __ ] I love the next episode Bowie foreign