The Worst Minecraft Channel on YouTube

Yes this is a wonderful idea i think gold is a wonderful life yeah hang on what’s happening what’s happening what’s happening wait what wait a minute what’s up everybody so real quick before we begin i just want to apologize if the audio quality is a bit stinkier than

Usual i’m visiting home for the holiday so i’m using a travel mic that also has no pop filters so i’m kind of on the struggle bus here but the show must go on and today i’ve got quite the show for you now minecraft channels are a staple

Of youtube but as with many of the staples of youtube they seem to have gotten worse with time and the channel alfmou is a perfect example of this what was once just your normal gameplay channel has now turned into one of those like weird minecraft story time roleplay channels and

It is hard to watch and plus this channel is like the granddaddy of the whole minecraft animation storytelling trend on youtube so that’s just another giant downside and today we are going to be watching alfmou is pregnant with uh twins in minecraft now this video is over 20 minutes long so i’m probably

Gonna be jumping around quite a bit but with that being said let’s begin please subscribe half mal is pregnant in minecraft with not one button too baby as this new mod allows players to experience what it’s like to have a baby or even an item in minecraft okay so i

Guess now is as good as time as ever to explain the dilemma i have while making this video so i can obviously tell that a lot of thought was put into the creation of this video and really all the other ones on this channel like the production quality is honestly really

Good there’s good editing there’s real voice acting i mean a genuine team effort went into making this but at the same time everybody in this video was over the age of 30 making minecraft pregnancy mod videos for elementary school aged children i mean i don’t know

That’s just a little bit weird to me i mean i get why they do it it pays the bills and um pretty well at that 2 or 3 million views per video that’s about 20 grand per upload so i mean i understand the reasoning behind it but that still

Doesn’t change the fact that it’s weird no no no no no i don’t want a baby it could get oh it can give me gold yes yes please give me give me give me give me give me give me oh Yes yes this is a wonderful idea i think gold is a wonderful life yeah hang up what’s happening what’s happening what’s happening wait what wait a minute the amount of sound effects going off at once is overworking my brain like i can’t even tell which sound effect is

Supposed to be correlating with which event and it’s just so obvious that these videos are directed towards children there’s just constant sound and movement otherwise the four-year-old brain will lose interest look at my fat now welcome to motherhood when what am i going to pour a gold yes

You can’t well i mean there is one way no oh okay no no no no no i made a mistake don’t worry i gotta get it out of me i don’t know oh what i don’t think this is a good idea oh no uh what’s happening why don’t i do it oh

Oh my god am i an old man or is this video super stressful it’s just non-stop screaming i feel like i’m watching uncut gems i feel a bit better i think i can walk the rest of the way everything’s okay you’re probably still feeling the nausea [Applause]

What walking fast is standing up makes it worse where the place rocks they’re in the kitchen there’s there’s a chest there yeah dude i don’t know how much of this is actual you know pregnancy side effects i think this might just be your body fighting itself due to having a

Solid gold block in your stomach i mean i know people eat gold but uh i still don’t think it’s good for you well the next thing that we have to do oh hey af i was looking for you listen i was just wanting to tell you about what

Oh what happened yeah okay um yeah okay i can explain um where is he in his house i just want to talk to him my god what lawless wasteland is this story taking place in somebody gets pregnant and the first response is to blow up somebody’s home how about y’all install some lawn

Order mods get this man in front of a jury just look at what you’ve done what i did look what you did you blew up my house that can be replaced this cannot look at her huh yes oh this is great i knew throwing a coin in the wishing well would work come

On zayn but it’s it’s a what look erin we got twins casey and zayn got a single baby uh one single not two babies and then ian is is is having a goal guys i’m here all right so now i’m about to dive into territory that the word pointless does

Not even begin to describe but how are these minecraft people aware of what mods are that would be like humans modifying the way the world works and just being like yeah that’s normal i mean what is the canonical explanation for what a mod is in the minecraft universe okay okay

I mean there’s just something quite funny to me about imagining this entire group of adults just absolutely losing their mind in the studio doing voice over to simulate pregnancy pain for their minecraft characters for their youtube minecraft pregnancy mod showcase i mean imagine trying to explain that to

Anybody over the age of 15. dad oh my god [Laughter] i had this conversation with aaron already that is true no you didn’t i’m just really excited to show the baby some science um what science this is just straight up terrorism you’re not teaching anybody anything you’re just

Inciting fear into the public i mean i had to take quite a few science classes in high school and i don’t really remember being taught how to blow up residencies okay okay okay i’ll be right back with some steak and i want i want mushrooms too yeah you see the iconic mushrooms [Applause]

That can i get something here let me see him here you know you’re really breaking my immersion out now pregnancy cravings are never as normal as like steak or soup it’s always stuff like pickles and cream cheese or one specific school lunch you had in third grade come on do better

You cannot be serious that’s not me very fast i need this chorus food scene yeah i know i know just please breathe a little bit just imagine how nice it’ll be when it finally gets here baby i’ll warm all right so i’ve spared you guys most

Of this video so far so uh you’re welcome but i just want you guys to know that the theme of non-stop screaming and sound effects has not stopped for the entire duration of this video and i really think i’m starting to lose my mind i mean they should be playing this

Stuff at prisoner of war camps the detainees would break in five minutes what are you talking about this is the baby shower huh what what i already took a shower it’s just raining we’re not having one out here are we what is happening what’s happening why are there baby mobs everywhere you

Know i’d really like to go inside of the creative mind who thought that a baby shower would be best represented in minecraft by um a bunch of small mobs chasing people i mean are they supposed to be like coming from the rain is that why it’s called a baby shower i mean i

Really don’t understand absolutely nothing has been explained in this video it’s just a mental free-for-all wait what’s going on oh no the babies are coming are you okay okay okay the babies are coming right now oh the anticipation is killing me clearly hey where’s my baby My son you’re adorable so um yeah that’s it that’s what i just endured 20 minutes of non-stop screeching for a static block that was made to look like a baby they don’t grow up you can’t interact with them they are literally just a block the gold block

Running in the beginning yeah that was cgi i feel like i have lost multiple precious hours of my life if you enjoyed this video please leave a like and walk on over to that subscribe button and touch it it’s free it won’t cost you anything but for now that’s all i have

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