The Yogscast – Minecraft – Battleship Mini-game

Hello welcome to your cars hello today miedo can are playing the classic game of baccarat yes I can get a quad of the blue fleet and the red fleet we are gonna skip the tutorial not recommend for new players that doesn’t matter we’re not new I show y’all hidden

A play before we’re pretty noob we’ll figure out it’s fine so let’s determine which Fleet attacks first that’s a key key thing in battleship is it yeah apparently we can’t just roll the dice we have to stand on these bodies selects the first thing to attack

It’s gonna be okay so remember it’s the game where you have a board here right and you have to hit these buttons okay so if and also you have to put down don’t one too long [ __ ] okay two three blocks [ __ ] okay fall on ship and a five on [ __ ] okay do

You ever they made a film about this I watched it as I recently I didn’t think I thought it was funny I enjoy this is so funny I loved a bit you know my favorite bit of the whole film was when they they’re better [ __ ] gets blown up

And then they’re like oh how do we win now and then there’s like an old ship out of shape blue from world war ii and they’re like but who’s gonna drive it and then all these [ __ ] like old men like come out of the woodwork they’re

Like right the old museum ship yes we where did you get the museum ship with us in no I didn’t know you missed out on that that’s good so ship your orientation right leave it down laughs emerald is vertical horizontal ship and less horizontal I’m gonna try make a horizontal ship

Here okay and I can make a guess like X long so your ships you see you’ve got ship reserves there yeah that’s how many you have to put down now you could cheat okay put like press rebuttals roundly but you’re not allowed okay Duncan it’s against the rules okay

No rules you have to make two three long ships etc okay okay so I am gonna push so I made a fall on three long a too long okay I need to make two more three Long’s mmm one for long okay so I’ll put four long for let’s put one yeah really

Sneaky places three long laughter put two three dots okay I can do that okay Now of course you don’t want them within a square of each other okay cuz if you put them if you put them too close to each other then they might they might get hit and then they obviously go in all directions around that hit to see if

They can yeah the rest of the ship okay I’m done I think why is it weird just really shitty setup I’m sure it’s fine confirm ship placements okay I need to put my big five down my again to undo it no can you yeah I might do that one

Again actually okay undo it if you didn’t like it I like this this is my cunning plan yeah yeah I think I’m good asleep so I’ve got five long for long – three Long’s and a too long yeah okay three long three long too long for long long yeah okay confirm ship placements

Though can I have confirmed my ship placements it’s lagging slightly confirm right now out here oh okay we’d be moved to the co okay hey so you can see your ships of deployed down ok so they’re mine that’s my and obviously I have to attack you okay on the side so I just

Cool kick start off by bombing you with the classic move of b2b to or not be too far at Selby to miss you missed okay so slash see I’ve got some losses and of course splash okay your turn what I do I choose the things

Go with a six so I go E and then six alright me this I’ve got TNT falls into the walls and blows up alright let’s go with C 3 so I’m gonna work my way down the middle here there’s a hit I’ve struck I’ve struck one of your bad

Lips she now sauce the big one the five man one is the aircraft carrier oh yeah the fourth on before I think is the battleship the threes are destroyers and the two is like a friggin gone like a like a dinghy yeah maybe like a dinghy

Your health has taken a plunge that one oh man g1 so this game right I used to play a bunch of it back here back in the day like on car journeys on cc1 I didn’t get a message did you did it light up when you pressed

It this is opponent’s turn Oh what happened did it [ __ ] out try again oh do I get an extra move because I got hit oh maybe oh I see on the way I think I must do oh my bad oh and I should I should have paid

Attention okay of course when you get hit you can then take out all of there no I didn’t know that I don’t play that rule sorry no that is it you get an extra go if you get hit I forgot and I saw I should have gone I should have

Gone with d3 yeah oh you’ve got hit as well c1 kablammo damn it that’s one of mine go again doy yes II do so of course because you know it’s c1 it’s either gonna be b1 d100 you ever be one it was a missed that’s a shame Duncan damn it

So yours must be let’s try D three okay and then we’ll see whether that gets our here firing at d3 hit amazing can I go again like straight away firing it d4 final d4 yet I don’t know okay forget be 3-under how high you’ve got it going but if it’s

Something this no you don’t you don’t or maybe you know you don’t need it but it might tell me I think I tell you because I think you’re I want to tell you and I don’t know we’ll find that what do you do you sunk it did I say you I thank

Your dinghy my to a year your dinghy is down do you do that’s the hardest to get the dinghy miss [ __ ] oh you missed unlucky unlucky done okay your boots going that way well that’s just crazy okay let’s keep going through the middle like a bishop straight through the center of your field

Okay don’t can you okay Bruce D – okay Another one c-3po no gonna carry on thank you my ship out there it’s okay that’s another here yep unfortunately you have struck gold here ma’am because C 4 is also circuit and yep 35 oh it C 5 as well okay oh my god the big one it was the aircraft carrier that’s gonna

Really [ __ ] my flame I needed that helps giving you a lot vision there’s aircraft blob glub glub glub glub but it clears up all the water as well right so I got never gonna go with this episode the world h9h nice so this is Qi eh8 horizontal or at least not in that

Direction okay my K let’s carry on with my plan of scanning like so nah I’m gonna go with f6 beep people people ms right through the middle ah I hope I’m not like weaving through yeah you’ve made a perfect weave around all my ship Sam it lets go with a i9i 9

I9 okay blasted cyber [ __ ] okay let’s try a shame I hate sure let’s go over a j-3 let’s go for a risk okay j-3 just a blind bottom rung okay tack okay jeez that was that was close do you think do you have you put your iPod if

You’ve put all of yours at different quadrants you know so I’m gonna go with a CC 7 zu 7 okay C 7 going up there see if you’ve no miss miss okay that’s fine that’s fine I’m just speculatively bombing you ompletely blind this combat we can see you like

Where you’ve where you’ve done in the past oh why just so I could see like what you’re kind of taptic is you know you can’t see well I the viewers will be able to see I’ve got I’ve got like I’ve been going down and quite a I’ve been

Covering the of covering the all my bases right I thought sure I’m getting my games crossed over now yes efore miss fish okay I’m gonna go with the g7 Jason okay see if there’s any missing no okay mmm okay so I used to play this on like

Really long car journeys with my brother it’s like it was one of those games that you had when you like what had like as a POC yeah yeah yeah little pegs yeah in holes okay hey miss wished hmm hmm see – would you have put one in like the

Most like corners that’s what I’m thinking I’m wondering whether you would have put them right corners don’t do that yeah I think you can do it you can move you can take a move quite quickly actually oh I didn’t put numbering we’re also gonna go see – no I wasn’t right

See that’s uncie – already 10 o is G I read I read to see if the G is a see how do I um aunty there’s an undo button over on the right he is there yeah I’m lazy so G G – yes I wanted G – dammit –

Miss okay let’s carry on with my plan J zero right in the bottom corner right in the bottom corner okay there’s a loud when I heard that near me yeah it’s still some smoke leftover from the first one you blew up yeah me too it’s a little bit of smoke

Still just bubbling above the waves h5 okay not in the middle yes i9 hmm miss miss okay well I’d be much yeah yeah let’s go / c9 cloud nine okay I’m gonna go Oh c9 yeah oh damn it there we go you’re next to go let’s go with a

D9 now oh crap this is tricky miss a d9 okay that’s a miss I’m gonna go with a b8 b8c if that’s goes anywhere near anything missus okay this is fun c.b.c eight let’s give a CA once we’ve done a big long line down there that’s a bit

Weird better see oh my goodness me go for more on the same Road you obviously like the cero I still think about it oh my god that’s my destroy that’s a six oh dear f 9f9 see if you do the same thing that way as well that’s the fraps default key

Isn’t it no let’s go for a d6 right in that’s fantastic news okay llamas see deer 600d another here b6 well the a co kzz sorta fine okay that’s good alright let’s go with an F for an alt f4 I could do like bingo calling you like this you

Know like oh therefore shut down the program b-2 bomber c16 you know f-16 fighter champ what else is there left wait to know but what other like like like F things or number and letter things yeah there’s the g8 g8 summit yeah that’s true some sorts all right sure go come on

Is it yeah is okay scared now I thought I was ahead oh I still am like a kid wait I – all right the i-5 is my processor this is it yeah yeah no it’s my seven I’m sure is no I’ve got a pretty crappy one I said this room

G3 it’s good for g3 miss you sure I’m doing I’m making like a cross Oh clever so I’m covering mm I’m cutting through a whole bunch of ice in place it’s like I’m playing chess this is my processor okay not lucky mm-hmm h2 as h.264 is the format that we encode

All of our videos into this weird like house stuff just comes into your head when you say thing what’s the guy doesn’t know minecraft music CCC 40 yeah he’s a good one III of course is where we go tell your it’s let’s go with an AE

For like the best kind of paper f1 is the kind of one is the the motor racing yeah there’s also f2 and f3 which I think alike lesser watched motor racing things they’re like like you less powered cars and yeah yeah okay okay have you got to be they were weird as

Well some of the F categories they’re like I think it goes down to like dry people basically driving fox or Astra’s you know like people driving like family no they still have to like that they look like falling on cars but the smaller I think ee1 I’m going with you ever seen

Them know you’ll go rush yeah the film no I have a door oh no oh is that from like the 80s no no it’s recent no it’s about its obses the 80s though right oh yeah yeah it’s about the the rivalry between James Hunt and Nicolas slaughter I mean Nikki laughs

Collide Niki Niki Lauda gg4 yeah it’s really good and they start from that foreigner for us all right once they work their way up yeah really I didn’t know that was how it works oh my god my ships ah [ __ ] I found it f for our dear

Therefore oh it’s gonna be a miss Duncan lucky I know where it is sits my plan J for I always think of Jack for which is called a spare tire hits you you got it okay you put it on the bomb yeah are you you you you novice

Your battleship novice only novices put there it’s me oh you missed all right okay sure okay so I’ve got a hit there how many ships you have left a tube to you okay so I could find the other one maybe before I think this one yeah what

You mean that you want to use why would you want to do that cuz I this is like guaranteed I guess I should really it’s a guaranteed kill but not quite it might take it certain amount of turn yes to clear the area yeah find the other

Ones still your next two are definitely guaranteed dead no yes it’s the four drop so go find the two one they I know that’s the tricky one I told you I found you yeah XS put me in a J in a good position could you have put you check

For e zero okay do-do-do-do oh I’m going for a Jack five oh he says my destroyer mildly better than a Jack for dead okay good let’s swear have an i-beam yet over there probably so we’ll go with an e 9 okay een ein before I was going with like all the e

Numbers I always think Elvis the things you see in like ingredients yeah yeah yeah like alcohol is like vitamins and stuff 111 of it would be 12 yes Nitro Flavian could you put it G 6 g 6 yeah that’s the G spot which way could it be I reckon it’s gonna be you’ve

Still got 7 worth of shipment and I’ve already got one of my dinghy left Coffee wins for playing battleship there you go all right Thank You Duncan I enjoyed that greatly that’s op you see where the last you are how can I I suppose I could fly over to where you

Are so by the way like the amount of redstone and command Watts used on this map is something quite I can imagine a they managed to destroy the exact amount of the boat that you need to destroy it without any collateral damage or anything it’s like a trillion command blocks

Oh they were okay so where were they so I had the the four was right next to the three the bomb right really squeezed in the bottom there and the other one was up in that corner well I predicted it would be up there I just didn’t get

Round to the end time I don’t the I would have got the one that bottom anytime soon though well done Duncan Congrats you just like sleeping bombed randomly but it worked out well instead of my really organized plan I really enjoyed that yeah your mouths just Chuck a grenade at me