This Button Puts You in a Random SMP

This is a minecraft server that lets you join random smp so today i made it my goal to ruin every single multiplayer server i joined and at the end join some viewer smps from you guys that i can make fun of i mean so i rolled the dice

And immediately got sent to a battle royale server which is one other person who seemed to be the creator of the s p now the last man standing wins so i instantly knew my goal was to destroy this owner guy at his own game so i sat

There with my goofy top hat waiting for the game to begin eager to beat this guy up until yup turns out he had a kit that gave him overpowered gear immediately now but that only made me want to win more you see even with the disadvantage i had one

Thing that the owner did not determination just kidding i had the ability to sneak behind him and kill him before he was able to access his kits within the first 30 seconds consider this smp dominated but even after winning i didn’t feel complete i didn’t feel finished i needed an open world so

The next random server i was thrown into looked like a regular survival smp world let’s see here uh no killing at spawn seems fair enough i mean what could go wrong it’s a reasonable rule it’s not like anyone’s gonna violate it and kill me at spawn when i was paused

Oh wait who would have thought okay i instantly had two goals number one try and kill this guy but he was incredibly overpowered so i don’t know if i could kill him and number two get diamonds the problem right now however was that he was spawn killing me over and over again

Not giving me a chance to escape so this time i chose not to respawn and waited for him to walk a bit away before escaping and making a run for it but mr aggressive had enderpearls and kept pursuing so i used my special ability that’s right break dancing i mean it

Didn’t really help but it made me look cool while dying but something else made me cooler you see this guy who was harassing me over and over again had a teammate on the s p who didn’t really have gear so if i couldn’t beat the guy and diamond to death i’d beat his

Friends and family today but before i could find him i needed to quickly escape spawn so i used the nether portal next to it to hopefully run from the hunter now luckily after fooling around for a bit i found another fortress with a chest that had diamonds so i could

Take that off my goal so feeling lucky and brave i like an idiot went back to spawn but guess what mr spawnkiller’s bff was standing right there so of course i slapped him to the grave in the next smp there was a wedding going on and i was instantly told to get

Out or ban i said i was just there for the wedding so a player who looked like the groom walked up to me and said your skin looks haha this hurt my feelings so i changed into my tuxedo which is when i realized i was opt on

The server meaning i could use all commands so you probably know exactly what the next step was after setting up a little uh wedding gift i called the groom back to show him my cool suit and you know what he said he said i wasn’t even invited to the wedding big mistake I deserved it anyway i got bored and decided to ask you guys to give me your servers to join so while i look through these little thousands of smp applications why don’t i remind you to slap that fat red subscribe button homie why do i have so much oak wood

The owner of the next smp i joined instantly started messing with me and the owner happened to be my friend spoke why are you trapping me in a netherrack box what do you seek to gain from this no i’m not gonna say your name once in

The video i will only say the owner because you’re being mean no okay okay i’m sorry i’m sorry the owner then proceeded to give me a stack of tnt and i knew exactly what to do with it but then i got jumped by prince who then said this actually okay why shouldn’t i

Kill you give me one reason that’s why i shouldn’t kill you look at my hand okay how was the smp uh oh it was it was great why why why oh the mods the mods were so great no he’s killing an innocent man the gameplay was balanced why do you have

1982 hp why does he have 1 000. oh my god i have f64 ravages phonics i’m putting it in i’m putting it oh surely things can’t get more chaotic right and i’ll kill myself oh my god I got jackson i got jack then they tried to blow me up doing this who did this who’s launching me hundreds of blocks in the air gonna kill me no aries replacement oh my that’s enough chaos for today let’s look at something more peaceful what’s this a peaceful

Silver to chill alright might as well give that a try and [Applause] you’ve got to be chill having themed parkour map smp to relax well i could really use some relaxation right now oh it just looks like a regular parkour map nothing nothing too crazy got some

Ladder jumps got some head hitting jumps all right we’re almost done that wasn’t so bad that was pretty relaxing time to the next level god damn it but just as i was about to give up on joining smps i saw this whoever joins i will give them free op

Say last birth i spawn on a mountain and the owner over there said whoever wins in a fight to the death can get up if there’s anything i need in life it’s up on this kid’s smp but would i really kill everyone for it you bet i fought on that mountain like i’ve

Never fought in my life and after destroying everyone else i looked at the owner and said are you not satisfied and asked for my oh but you know what i got i got teleported into an obsidian prison for everyone i just destroyed to look at me and laugh it seemed like this entire

Free all peruse was just a trick to get me into this prison with an empty inventory all i could do was watch as the other people stared at me like a circus animal i needed to escape this place if you were stuck in an obsidian box with nothing in your hand what would

You do first instinct obviously to punch it with my fist but i didn’t have 250 seconds to spare starving myself to death was also not an option considering the fact that saturation was boosted the server was shutting down in five minutes and the owner took out a bucket of lava

He drenched me in the lava not knowing that i had eight minutes of fire resistance that i popped 20 seconds earlier so i could survive but that wasn’t good enough i needed to escape you see it was when i realized i couldn’t do anything that i realized i

Could say something because as they say words speak louder than action i had to attack the one thing every minecraft smp server owner has deep in their heart eagle see for the next 20 seconds i began spamming the owner not to drown me in water which surely led him to do the

Exact opposite because he wanted to feel like he was in control what he didn’t realize was that placing water would drown me eventually and kill me but that was exactly what i wanted come on come on come on Yes yes yes