Milk eggs ham tamper tampons honey do I have to buy the tampons again can’t you just like men straight next week what do you mean we’re recording Oh up in a land far away where the grass is green and the trees are blocky there was a boat not just any boat this Boat was big like a cargo ship a weight that might be too big more like a ship maybe the owner John Johnson had just bought this boat from a mysterious man named mr. mysterious you see John got his ship really cheap so to celebrate he invited all of his friends to join him On his first boat trip in his brand-new cheap ship all the people in the whole town came look here we have Fred Fred Son and Jane Jane son is that really their names sounds like it’s all made up but it’s not this is totally a true Story anyways they sell out to sea and everyone had a wonderful time the sky was blue and the Sun was shining but then suddenly straight out of the blue sky there was a gigantic black dragon everyone was screaming Fred Frandsen was all like oh my god we’ll never see our Children again and then Jane Jensen was all like they’re not even your children and then Fred Fred son was all like what and then it started raining the raindrops were smashing down on their faces like horrible rock hard bird poop and John was all like great this can’t get any worse Boom a pirate ship filled with horrible pirates appeared and then John was all like great now it can’t possibly get anywhere boom another pirate ship filled with blood thirsty zombies Jane said I think we might be in some trouble here fred was all like well no you disgusting Wench the dragon was close now just look at it all angry and mad and stuff it started youqing out flames like a hungover teenager after his first night out people were screaming and jumping off the ship but the water was filled with evil cow sharks the people in the Water had no other choice than to swim downwards they got so deep one guy even thought he saw a mermaid I think it was just a squid people were dying left and right I tell you it was horrible in the end there was just John left all alone Stranded on a desert island John learned a very valuable lesson that night don’t buy boats from mysterious old men and make sure it’s not haunted or that it attracts dragons pirates cow sharks or even squids nobody likes squids and it’s a girl Video Information
This video, titled ‘The Haunted Ship – Minecraft’, was uploaded by This channel is not active on 2013-06-14 14:56:32. It has garnered 691390 views and 9152 likes. The duration of the video is 00:03:43 or 223 seconds.
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