I am still working in this Minecraft Diner where all the customers and employees are all just insane my only goal is to work my way out of there but that would prove hilariously difficult also most people find me annoying so if you don’t then please subscribe subscribing is literally 100 free and You can always unsubscribe anytime now enjoy this video everybody it’s me schlatt and I’m the owner of big Diner I am only motivated by profits I do not care about my employees as any good business owner should hey boss hello oh Jesus here we go hi my name’s Tommy and I’m an Employee of big Diner yeah you know I’ve always been a little bit of an admirer of it’s such an honor to work with him to be his right hand man what’s up I’m uh Charlie slimsical and I’m canonically circumcised boss can I uh can I leave man it’s been A 52 hour shift so far no where’s the company Pride huh yeah you’re right man just like you said it’s a family right yeah we’ll do a good work here at uh big dinos big dinos oh my God the customers are piling up we got a big day all of us All right mostly me because I retain all the profits yeah we’d actually been sort of talking about that just like we love some more money how does it feel to work at Big Diner I honestly don’t remember much of it I think it’s a trauma response listen guys we got a big day Today there’s a lot of customers it’s the grand opening of our biggest Schlotzsky’s again do not let this this schlotzsky phrase can you please stop saying schlutzky what do you mean that’s the name of the restaurant okay all right let’s go everybody thanks Dad I mean Dad I mean Dad I mean don’t You’ve ever hey help oh I think they’re opening you ready to eat at the restaurant guys get to your [ __ ] station oh sorry sorry sorry sorry Dad sorry Dad I’ll be honest do not call me dad I’m not Dad yes papa all right who’s uh drum roll everybody foreign [Applause] Where’d you see that sorry can you say that again fire it’s really not that hard listen man we got people behind us sir we apologize Oh my God give me a new guy give me a new guy give me a new guy I want someone else I’m gonna get the beauty stick out oh thank you hey Charlie hey man I think that went pretty well I need a Triple Decker extra carrots double tomato a little bit of Lettuce on there that’s what I need can we make that happen what do we need to get I’ll go get it Charlie tell me what we need double carrots and tomatoes and lettuce well um how long is this gonna I mean or maybe five you know I didn’t like This guy at first so now that he’s up here putting on a show he’s growing on me really if you guys need help I’ll be in my office Time to cool off how have I been finding my experience with Jay schlatt well I mean despite the uh aside from the big hugs he gives me it’s great that’ll be seven shekels take it or leave it all right you don’t you don’t you don’t tell anyone take a Way out I’m gonna dig away they might be working here for weeks all right yeah what’s up we have not been paid we have to take whatever they can get I have not seen my family in week oh we’re making so much money he can hear us this is our family I think schlatt’s a great boss yeah that’s an amazing boss he um um yeah these gen Z bozos have no no no drive no motivation to make any money anymore and that’s been the world is gonna fall apart because of it boss apparently there’s been a toilet situation there’s a toilet situation All unclogged what do I love most about slap I guess how kind he is I’m writing you up today I think I’m a very good manager you know I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m caring I’m thoughtful I’m handsome and you know what you know what I think is really Important I never raise my voice but the [ __ ] is that noise there’s that noise what the [ __ ] is that noise what stop ringing the [ __ ] Bell holy [ __ ] do you see any employees here because we’re not ready to [ __ ] serve you okay look Charlie I’m adding the tomatoes how many tomatoes Have I put the carrot on there Jesus Christ what is this concoctions it looks great enough Foreign Hey man so um I couldn’t remember what exactly you ordered I hope that’s not a problem are these are these carrots uncut in my sandwich this guy has a problem I mean look at that would you like to file a formal complaint here at Schlotzsky’s everything is uncut We don’t believe in that kind of Mutilation he’s going to grow up and he’s going to be glad hi how’s your day going good how’s the wife yes I’m glad you are she is hungry I’m looking for bread yes followed by lettuce carrot cucumber onion carrot salmon got it Give me just just one second hey are you ready I’m hungry I will be right there with you I want a [ __ ] sandwich what listen man you either take this [ __ ] and go or I’ll I’ll [ __ ] beat the [ __ ] out of you man okay now I want to make a formal Complaint you want to be kind is that what you’re saying about my restaurant Charlie go circumcise this man wife will love this one oh my God you’re gonna eat that sandwich in the [ __ ] bathroom I’m gonna watch you swallow that’s enough that’s enough all the right click stop they’re killing a man Ah I’m just so [ __ ] sick of being sued I need a liar getting a liar I’m gonna kill someone children someone defend me right now I am not you’re in it did you know that you have rights constitutions that you do I believe that every man Woman and child is innocent you want to get your kids back and I’m the man for the job you need a lawyer you better call Top better call Tom I don’t care as long as I eat my sandwich Charlie Charlie that’s enough that’s enough man isn’t that part of it part of the charm right is that we’re like family family you know I got it right here by the way oh thanks can I uh I Mean are you gonna eat the souvenir oh yes hey hey be careful with that careful with that I love circumcision and making other look like me sir certainly everyone talking about foreskins I’ll be honest I felt a bit like my space was invaded for sure uh and it it did sort Of feel unnatural let me hit you with the fade listen I don’t think anyone’s getting are people getting circumcised around here you think I’d know about it if I oh hold on wait what’s oh oh yeah no we don’t do that here Charlie just cooked that dude’s foreskin off can We put that in a sandwich I’m gonna give this sandwich who who ordered this orange you know what we’d stop protesting I don’t think they should be killing killing animals I think that’s wrong we have a delivery for our excuse me so what are you killing Minecraft Animals is wrong excuse me sir are you a vegan and what if I was I would request that you die immediately I’m gonna warn you orange juice is in love with a bee outer B yeah yeah it’s true an unlikely pair but we make it work yeah we’re just hoping to have a Nice day out maybe get a sandwich for her but she has a massive gluten tolerance so we’ve got to be real careful hope this place can be really uh accommodating for that you know excuse me so we have a delivery oh fantastic is that the one let me check the salmon yes Yes that’s my wife that’s my wife buddy you’re married to a bee yeah that would be B stality I’m gonna um no no there’s something I can’t talk to them you’ve put gluten in it no no no oh God I can’t believe this I can’t believe this Oh yeah uh there’s a problem here uh talks about this we have a manager Grand can you can you get him for me what pie is gluten in it is gluten we have a very specific process where we in which we remove the gluten foreign on the floor they circumcised me Right okay yeah I mean puts into perspective of anyone you when you put it like that the guy circumcised me and I only had one thought on my mind and it was revenge and I I did what any sane person would do I spent the next hour collecting resources digging that hole And building that machine honestly my my last thought is just if I could take anything back from the day it would it would be my foreskin who’s next I have hunger in my soul here’s what I want all right I got a dream sandwich can you Make me a dream sandwich today all right that dream sandwich will be right with you that’s gonna be seven shekels uh yes this is shackles [ __ ] money on you give me some [ __ ] money excellent thank you so much and would you like to leave a tip with that Here you go hey what is this blood from my child uh hey uh sorry Mr schlotzsky oh yeah yeah I keep a group of of boys yes and actually I’ll be seeing one in my office later oh really all right I’ll make sure to let them know the blood boy Business is really a lucrative one that not a lot of people are talking about and it doesn’t require that much overhead you see all I really need is a nice spicy little boy and a knife your dream sandwich is ready oh so I’m so sorry sir I didn’t mean to drop them Oh dear Lord oh dear Lord oh Tommy you need to clean up the bathroom there’s a mean [ __ ] in there on this uh someone [ __ ] firebombed that [ __ ] there’s a big problem in there you gotta go in there oh I haven’t seen it I haven’t seen it I haven’t seen it yet Hey booster yo what’s up okay I met him and I saw a huge potential come here come here come right next to me I saw some huge potential for blood boy and ham I mean yeah I looked right into his eyes and I said man that blood Goes right into the veins of the richest and I’m gonna be one of them we’re gonna take a little trip to a special man all right follow me we’ll do the infusion right at the right at the table oh yeah there it is yeah there we go now do a little dance For him do a little dance that’s customary of the blood boys I’m not comfortable with this oh I can do a different dance uh you can turn around now dispose of the blood boy all right how does it feel to be a blood boy um hello That’s hilarious how can I help you today I’m so hungry yeah I could eat a horse I’m gonna be ordering a horse sandwich just give me just give me it better be horse I can tell if it’s not horse yeah um okay I’m gonna try and get a horse sandwich What are you doing to that horse what are you doing to this horse he doesn’t seem to want to go with you maybe I should maybe I should take take care this is for a customer for what for what I don’t know okay I have a king not kill Ed welcome to Schlotzsky’s what will you be having I’m so hungry and I could eat a horse be right back gotta find there’s gotta be a horse here somewhere one horse coming up who do these guys think they are I made SkyWars funny moments too and now they’re trying to Give me a lamb go on it no horse meat to be found what so come through here please everyone everyone what’s the action you’re gonna you’re gonna take about this I think you guys huh because I don’t think you want to try oh hello boss what’s going on What are you doing in my office these boys won’t serve me horse meat answer me this [ __ ] did it look like a horse did it taste like a horse no did it make Maze and winnies not a winning to be found but but it had the Spirit didn’t it Charlie it was full of spirit full of souls and you consumed it in front of us with your bare hands oh get off your high horse this is a load of horseshit sir I think you were served horse wait wait what are you doing this Customer’s hungry man this is a sandwich shop you’re making me full of yourself stop it stop it please please please no oh my God you killed him God oh God I can’t believe they just did that that poor horse I’ve gotta have to bury it now big Dino they’re gonna pay for what They did they all regret they will regret it anything from me boss your second in command screening no screaming we’re doing good I don’t know what what the second in command thing is just don’t open my chest don’t open the chest hey don’t did you see it wow sir yeah How have he made all of that serving horse but the secret is that it’s not actually yours it’s my little homunculuses I grow a tiny little homunculine eggs look I’m I’m growing one right now soon it would soon it will mature into it come on let’s go talk to them maybe if They put a name to a face they’ll be a little bit more synthetic at the danger that they put you in sir sorry sorry sorry this is sort of the cooking cooking station well you guys tried to kill my wife I ordered a sandwich and it Had uh it had gluten in it listen I understand your dietary restrictions and your health I myself I mean I’ve got like a terrible bee allergy for one oh whoa oh hey hey oh God hey I’ll come back another day if you’re feeling a little stressed I can give you something Here with my blood boys what take me downstairs I’ll take you down I’ll show you okay I’ll take you to our bus we’re back we’ve got some more blood for you oh excellent why am I drinking all this Blood Have you seen the guy selling it I don’t think I actually need it but at the same time he pitched it so well to me that it just kind of made sense blood from a boy thank you thank you oh yes double check and make sure that that’s good Oh you’re you’re fresh today thank you I’ll see you soon yes sir come on brother boy yep okay why Jay schlatt he’s a hard worker and he’s one of our best customers the man has an absolute there you are here here here’s some on the house there you go oh there you go Oh now he’s great he’s great Jeff Bezos which is has a blood boy and he he has a blood boy and that’s why he’s a billionaire he drinks Bloods Okay small children I’m looking for increased financial gain I can help you with that really yes really if you’re looking to make more money and less time then I’m the advisor for you send me the first 10 digits of your credit card details that I can work out increase profit margin Don’t falter there’s a discount around every corner don’t worry about where you’ve been worry about where you’re going I’ve got like a terrible bee allergy you’ve killed a man you’ve killed a man he’s going to you’ve killed him do you understand what you’ve done hey I’m sorry the Squad’s family’s failed you man listen the schlotsky family man all right it’s not gonna make it without me so I need you man you’ve got to be the new baby what you look after her you look after her foreign from schlotzky to Mr Beast Burger honestly let’s do it wow sir you Flattered me one day I want to grow homunculi like you do you have many years in front of you Surely will be ready now go boy go yes sir yes I think the kids got some potential but at the same time uh he’s [ __ ] annoying and I found him very annoying at first and honestly that feeling has never changed every time he’s in those videos he’s Like people find me annoying at first no people just find him annoying and I’m one of them wait did he just say I’m annoying man I have a very important announcement yes Mr schlock upper management have decided to Rebrand this Schlotzsky’s Restaurant into a Mr Beast Burger yeah So we’ve got a customer we’ve got a customer Jesus hello hi I’ve been waiting for a sandwich for a little bit too long now where is my unlimited bacon but no games but come on man that wasn’t funny would you like to take it up with Mr Beast Mr Beast is here They need Mr Beast it’s your time to shine Mr Beast one second he’s very busy hey everybody oh my God you look just like Mr Beast it’s me it’s him it’s Jimmy beast in this video We’re not gonna get as many sandwiches as we can what do you want I want one Hundred thousand dollars sorry we only have cold grilled cheese and cheese burgers can I have the Dream Burger why does everyone keep asking for the Dream Burger rebranding the Mr Beast Burger honestly you know what it was all profit motivated I would I would have started with a Mr Beast Burger if that’s what I really wanted to do but those Coral grilled cheeses which are just literally grilled cheeses is nothing special about them they’re flying off the shelves so you know that’s that’s what we decided to do hello you didn’t open the chest right what chest Good that’s where I keep all my rich hey don’t open that sorry I didn’t know it’s me that wasn’t me that wasn’t me still alive oh yeah I got better hey you gotta listen to me right here’s what you gotta do this is yeah this is the Schlotzsky’s Fortune right there oh If you take that this all comes burning of the ground okay I I’m I’m in tempting I can’t believe you if you left me no one would suspect anything you could play whatever you wanted yeah hey hey I’ve had a lot of people asking me this recently did I steal from The Vault Did you give someone else all the money and set them up for a good life then take a little bit of the proceeds yourself no one can really say when is the shift over because I have a whole family yeah yeah I don’t think it ever uh ends it’s growing it’s growing what The [ __ ] is look he’s evolved this little guy had been stewing up in my office oh yeah dude I grow a little homunculi and they start moving around and that’s when I know they’re ready I just want to be like I just want to make the mucus that he makes it’s in this Place needs to look like he needs a new worker well I guess I just made my own sandwich yeah how does it work you have to make a sandwich what the hell is going on we’re making our own sandwiches should we just grab the employees and Make a run for it and just we just play this is this is a failed failing business we gotta go okay let’s get Nikki Nikki Charlie we’re gonna make a room for it before the tax people get here hold on wait let’s get the chest what happened Hold on there’s blood on the floor Nikki you stole the diamonds hey anyway this this guy this guy stolen off by the way hey you stole all my money Checkers blockers you don’t have it you don’t have any onion check my pockets I got nothing you know hey hey that’s right Oh he had nothing You’re so lucky I only walk in this game and in battle no it’s like super mega you are what you eat I’m Mr Beast Burger give me my money he’s invincible I have no idea how Charlie has these salmon Palace How much Sherman does this man have we’ve killed you same video let’s all just stop for a second listen everyone can we just make a home by the beach and live happily ever after and forget schlutzky ever happened but it’s coming to my wounds well and he only had a sandwich he Already had the Dream Burger well um you are what you eat and um honestly yeah I’m ready to be a man again I I don’t think anybody’s here let’s just stop breaking [ __ ] man no one’s here Oh wow I’m Sorry Charlie you only had a dream Burger on you we never could have known all right hey I’ve had enough of your your burger egg and your your beeping oh Damn I am gonna get a [ __ ] check from the insurance company after this Sam what do you want Sam I want Charlie Charlie I feel like I’m gonna wake up in a culture people he want you you you want me you know you were actually my I think my first Customer man it’s so good to see you do you know what happened in your restaurant you watched you want to know what I’ve been doing the past hour what the [ __ ] how do you possibly do this I’ve been plotting no no no no no no our Guest of honor if you will just go ahead walk on up here oh come on go ahead get in I’ve only seen this contraption once before I think I saw this on lively perfect now for those of you that don’t know he circumcised me and laughed about it Now you may think that that sounds like it was hilarious but you know it was wrong it was wrong if you think about it watch this now I’m gonna circumcise you over again foreign Video Information
This video, titled ‘Minecraft’s Funniest Cooking Show…’, was uploaded by TommyInnit on 2022-12-20 19:39:13. It has garnered 3971855 views and 215647 likes. The duration of the video is 00:27:53 or 1673 seconds.
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