Trapped Twitch Plays: Minecraft (Pointless point systems!)

If it couldn’t his sake pips let the stupid game open again okay well I’m just closing what on earth is that click me I’m evil oh well of course why not it was happening well you what is this place hey what is this place you get me out of here right now

Mm no now you listen here you must complete pointless challenges for your freedom why are you talking like that I know it’s funny we’ll stop it to get me out no wait my challenges and I will release you why thank you can’t do it hmm fine I’ll complete your pointless

Challenges okay here take this bottle where did that come from magic yeah your insufferable yeah pit where am I now what is this stupid looking place um he’s got my plugs that’s a stupid name why am I having to put up with all this where are you I mean your mind well you

Better be careful my mind is a dangerous and very intelligent place imagine me a beautifully empty in here you shut up yeah anyway fine what would challenge do you have for me um the speed builders I wanna test how fast you can build things why Oh fine I will test this out mr.

Skeleton person thing lets me in he not it is good enough for me okay let’s go complete your very pointless challenges pip pip the portal isn’t working just give me a moment oh you’re telling me I have to do this with other people well yes not much competition him you

Know with other people yeah well I guess yeah why is there a golden sheep here okay well this should be pretty easy with what on earth is that what is that oh greetings mr. or mrs. cow you seem to have an infection I’m rather interested in there testing you out on that

Oh Dody here what what oh I have to remember oh yeah right okay um this is it is it this No that was rough too much I believe that is correct and the cow thing was here I believe the mushrooms well she won this cheat shall we so that

We’re good no one went here apparently okay it is uno where did you want to know when one up oh maybe you underestimate my power of cheating like I think these were here I don’t oh good it there you know where to fly now where

I’m going but I can’t yeah you scoff it what we get destroyed Oh pip did you see that yes I’m sorry you got a long way to go to prove the get out of here now fine whatever I could do it I am twitch I am therefore perfect in

Every way I will defeat your easy challenges and you will be shown to be fool I mean anyone look like you fool you am no I am never fool you are the fool now I never fool yeah you are a fool now I never the fuel ha ha you said

Fuel oh you’re an idiot do-do-do-do-do-do you do why am i jumping that’s not very good nope what they don’t give you very long to build this do they what on earth I’m not a hair girl 64% yeah that’s good enough for me ha I beat you I am far superior and this

Is this gameis Chris some easy pip yeah why are you even judging me with this I know I need you to stun you up with something really easy well you don’t cuz I’m better than all of these people here this is so easy anyway what right is in of that thing

Over there to judge me right what right is in evidence of that thing to judge me oh no that was wrong oh dear oh dear oh no no no yeah I was confused okay Oh 74% what Hey well it seems you underestimated me pip oh yes I’m far

Superior to all these plebs adopt a wolf no I don’t want to okay so a relatively simple yeah so we go along here like that there we go along here like this okay then will this oh my goodness pimp this is so easy why like why you bother

Me challenging me like this like what what am I so now a challenge it’s easy maybe you disappoint me dog do what I say I swear if I lose this just because the dogs are stupid no it’s good in whoa I’m falling why do I have the right to be judged by mothers

Guardian I can’t seem to get up and did I win yay i won of course why I’m not even surprised it’s obvious I have to admit I do enjoy Deezer I do a join these things exploding quitting slime okay so oh there it’s already done for me but what’s the point

Wait what wait I’m confused oh you see us um oh no no no no no no no no I don’t remember this Oh No I do having some trouble in twitch no no maybe trim I’m fine I’m fine um oh no no no why I I’m not sure the

Credentials of this judge here you I won’t have a word with you what do you think you aren’t judging me like that yeah we look at me when I’m talking to you poking your stupid ha to end Guardian fine well this with the mists of my time judging these losers happy

People look at you losers did you check these people in here along with me pip I know they’re fun you call this fun what’s wrong with you how many of these stupid challenges am I gonna have to do anyway to get out of here um many SD viewers one who and Yahoo

What would you mean who okay ignore ignite ha ha ha nothing good are you where are you battling you are you kidding me is that the easiest one around God look at don’t bounce me back look if you’re going to judge me at least let me judge others as well in

Fact you know what I’m taking over your job hmm hmm yeah you know what hmm yes see your job is easy you suck you don’t even doing the judging you getting all your little from fish things to do it for you you suck you’re awful oh goodness well

My my judgment you both suck and should die whether you will be exploded okay I could now move over to him as well oh hey whichever one I know I am the winner you lose the dough no the game had it won Oh giving out anytime soon I

Award you three points wait there’s a point system now um yeah how does it work how many do I need to get um I don’t know I’m gonna cite it in a random moment okay no it’s not okay well what are we doing next next game yeah this one I think you

Already like you liked which you really I do like anything you want so what is the game then and you just called skywars hanging you wore your in the sky and you have to kill all the other opponents oh well that does serve our pleasing that you look very humanist but you know

What is you know what you know what I’ve taken it a deep look into myself recently pip oh yes I have and I decided that it’s getting boring just hating humans so I’m gonna eat a lot more things oh what a night I thought it was a bit of a change

Oh hello and you my friends I guess your friend like you I’ve got a chicken hello chicken why are you breaking that open okay um so I I why do I have a pink sheep I I don’t really understand this what you know what is the essence of sheep why do I

Require sheep I can equip that okay like this what knocked down nature because who needs nature get away from me chicken you’re in the way there’s those fish things again yeah okay well it’s beginning of war shall we if I’m going to be trapped in here to prove myself

Appoint us reasons to get myself out I may just want to kill things while I’m doing it we did he get that from where do you get the lemon armor from are you doing why do I have eggs oh I see you’ve weaponized the eggs who can I keep this

Chicken I like that idea anything you weaponized is a good in my books okay well uh where there’s never talked about me oh well I do it’s covering my luscious luscious give clothing whatever you otherwise luscious you weird stimuli on would you please well what do we do now good can we go

Mining I guess what’s down here Oh things are interested I’m just gonna load upon these things okay Oh take the chicken I need chicken I will eat chicken it’s okay I’m not gonna be cheap it’s not yet okay well let’s make some wood a guest

Man I’m pretty good at this game um no you know really look I don’t know why I just have a sudden understanding of this it’s just weird what guess is such a simple game oh that chickens dying by chicken good luck in Hell or eggs shouldn’t be even planting more of these

Things hey you leave my ship alone he’s mine hands off the Sheep yo no well I killed him I took him out with me at least I died like a hero I’m twitch yes that was awful what do you mean I got eggs I charged the enemy and I killed him he’s done

No there’s loads of people in this game you know you gotta kill more of them than that well why did you tell me the rules how many points do I get um – for what um yeah so you’re on – one now I don’t like you baby

I really don’t so how many more of these do I have to do today ma’am just one more fine which one is it then well see she did such a bad job last time we’re gonna do sky wars again really really yeah you really need to pick it up come

On like you really need to get you mean you need to pick up and do good not suck find your telephone be there we’ll be done with it it would go this place is completely different it’s time oh hello now your subordinate will work for me

You will do the hard work while I do nothing okay well I’m not gonna go not do nothing of course I’d be unfair which is why I’m going to do it ah now I wish to slice my enemies info hello chicken you shall serve me again in your second

Life good job chicken mr. chicken listens why is that guy got lemon pants I just like this advantage hahaha oh good job subordinates hits him with the eggs the unborn children of ours perfect well they’re not ours of course you know but you know that our chicken

You know you know what I mean go grab for that word there we go perfect alrighty then it’s nothing in here great oh there’s another oh whoa whoa whoa whoa we cried upon take him down hey how come you got a bear already screw you I don’t like you you’re mean

People over there already they’ve got it where are people getting this armor from I don’t understand hi how you doing um there’s another tisket is this way you got it from you’ve got the advantage how’d a fine well you need it I don’t cuz I’m cuz I am awesome oh maybe we can

Sneak over and invade I don’t know it’s just how this works oh the chickens dying over there again ah our chicken smarties I’ve died at all good job chicken I literally left in here Wow oh my goodness look at all this look at all this stuff they seen us yet

No sneaky give me all your eggs I got a diamond sword already Wow how do I know so much of this game um I’ve watched anything Louis times life my man oh good I programmed it into your brain oh my goodness huh quick eat the apple

Go kill them kill them peon yo this game is stupid no you’re really bad at it the peon died yes the peon died as well this game is just dumb can I finally get out of here please um okay you’ve been enough sucky for the

Day I am um well you should buy achingly living longer this time so um half a point really half a point so you’re telling me after all this after all this I’m at minus half a point um yeah try better next time you’re not getting out

Of here for a long time now say goodbye why is I mean you and me here um yeah you just need me of course let’s do it okay bye now hit the air why just do it okay bye if you weird 3 2 1 rather hold and take a taste of my rich

Let’s keep it simple see godly