types of minecraft players

So i’ve just been invited to this smp and you know what i’m actually pretty excited we’re gonna be meeting so many great people you know all different backgrounds alpha male strike what the let’s go baby you’re the man nice to meet you too any gnarly shells

Do you see any it’s just this little redstone thing i’m working on bro i think she might be the one but she’s a minor even better what’s your favorite anime i don’t watch what’s your favorite anime yeah i mean i’m probably better than dream of minecraft trust me bro any second now youtube’s

Gonna blow me up i’m bout to get in the freaking zone bro wanna fight i’m sure i’m sure the other people on this s p are fine besides i can finally focus on that house i’ve been wanting to start for a while and is that a female i’m feeling a little hungry i’ll

Take all my food all of it actually give me one back so i’m not a simple yeah i play bad boys from time to time oh she’s perfect i only play minecraft for the pets you’re so funny now buy my only fans can you show me how to build a house

Oh of course my lady here you go it’s all done thanks bro i really appreciate that hold on yo what the [ __ ] i don’t think i have been more disappointed in my whole life whatever i mean it could do me some good just to have some time on my own

Uh hey buddy we should be friends just taking some iron hey ma these diamonds are free right me and you should build a house together right you can stop pretending to be afk though can i have you dog no yeah i’ve been dreaming a man but you didn’t upload that one

Yeah and that’s why you play minecraft all day you should come mine in with me um i’m good i’m not asking again who’s your favorite youtuber i don’t know like oh yeah me too i don’t know how more people unsubscribe to him am i right i never want to see another human being

Again i am so done with the human race at this point wait what’s that oh crap you know i just constructed the solar system on a one-to-one molecule scale but whilst brushing my teeth you don’t have to have a chest for everything you know did you know i can vote clutch it’s the

Only interesting thing about me i may or may not be a serial killer not everything is a manhunt why do you come in with a different skin every time and is that time to go mining for five hours again wanna play hypixel we gotta play hypixel bro hey what are

You doing no don’t do that oh my god [ __ ] it’s a normal guy these graphics suck i’m going back to roblox no no i’m never playing multiplayer again