UberHaxorNova – [ 4 ] LOST IN THE NETHER • Minecraft Loot Randomizer

I’m sorry I need this don’t try to escape oh my god you’re gonna kill yourself it’s for I need more I need to make sure that I’m good he’s poor fish all right how many is a seven I don’t even remember how to make a [ __ ] portal so

I don’t even know it’s like two in the bottom two in the top is it three on the sides you got they keep spawning is there an MVC up here that lives in this house holy [ __ ] dude this guy’s got the fancy house he’s even got a little rug

Here maybe this one was meant for me I think this one might have been meant for me I know this [ __ ] what the [ __ ] this [ __ ] in my [ __ ] bed get the [ __ ] out of here you piece of [ __ ] that’s my [ __ ] bed that’s my [ __ ] bed get the [ __ ] out of here oh my god get out [ __ ] out of here [ __ ] creep you weirdo

Just for that I’m gonna build a portal to Hell right here in your [ __ ] village dude perfect spot floor right here See if I remember how to even [ __ ] do this it was like this right and then I had to like put a block I felt like put a block here right now I have to put it underneath right I have to like connect it’s like right there I hope

And it’ll be like one one more right [ __ ] I’m gonna have enough do I have enough blocks to like actually jump up there and do this I need like I need a an actual building block I don’t want to ruin my planks and he another one well what’s this

That blue flower in there oh I’ll take those [ __ ] around with that after I don’t know if I’m doing this right I mean I think that’s right of course it’s right dude once you learn minecraft you never forget I’m actually kind of afraid to go in there I don’t know what the [ __ ]

Changed in there and I don’t know if I’m prepared for it but I want to know what items I can get from there and see what the [ __ ] if there’s something that I’m missing that I have to go to the [ __ ] nether for that’s he’s this real quick what is that

Slabs another flower what the [ __ ] is this Now this is storage that will transcend time and space [ __ ] put everything in it I I [ __ ] up I can’t actually open up once you learn minecraft you never forget it’s okay I needed to break one anyway to see what it turns into okay nevermind that didn’t already do

That never even happened it never even happened Oh over here this time the thing is I’m gonna need a actual I need building blocks I think in order to go to the nether cuz if I need to climb something I’m gonna get [ __ ] I just have to get

A bunch of a bunch of sponges I guess to [ __ ] actually do this all right here we go pray for a good spawn or something at least Jesus Christ hmm oh [ __ ] all right let’s not [ __ ] with him yet although he might give me something got some blocks here these skeleton heads they’re all zombie heads hmm I didn’t realize my [ __ ] was cocked open dude [ __ ] open oh oh [ __ ] what are you drop when you drop

What the hell is that just an end stone brick we’ve gotten all of these already in like the other world my cactus maybe not cactus guess I’ll have to wait until we’re back to [ __ ] put down a cactus once and I don’t have any glowstone to shoot over here maybe

Not really anything different here man where the [ __ ] I gotta find like a like a temple one of those [ __ ] temple things and then I guess I’ll probably get some different [ __ ] this is all like same [ __ ] I need to [ __ ] be careful here mmm ender Oh what’s going on buddy and fight

Me [ __ ] oh my god how strong are they holy [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I really [ __ ] is strong and gave me another [ __ ] fence but I’ve already had this fence before I’m starting to think that this is this was a bad idea I need to find one of those like temple

Things and then get some like glowstone and maybe see if the the spawner zin they’re like those enemies give me anything seriously what the [ __ ] where’s their where the [ __ ] is this thing yet annoying I’m gonna end up losing my way to the [ __ ] portal to I’m gonna be

Able to [ __ ] find it does the [ __ ] compass not like lead back to the portal I guess not [Laughter] [ __ ] that’s a wonderful dude that is wonderful I get blueglass from this and blueglass gives me this place is worthless there’s that green glass it was grey another fence that trap door You’re kidding me I was it A [ __ ] dropper dude nice arrow I know I didn’t like and make any crazy jumps or anything like that so I hope that this is the right way think maybe [ __ ] am I gonna be lost here forever [ __ ] I don’t have a lot of [ __ ] I don’t have a lot of blocks left it’s gotta be out here somewhere Oh what the [ __ ] you’re like literally in the lava Oh my god oh [ __ ] I’m alive I’m alive I’m alive I’m alive I’m alive oh holy [ __ ] dude I don’t even think I needed to use all that much stuff but a panic holy [ __ ] Oh piece of [ __ ] come here come here [ __ ] down [ __ ] dude

Now i’m gonna i’m so lost now though i have no idea where the [ __ ] my were like the portal is put all your stuff in the ender chest and die what the [ __ ] would that do it’s one life what the [ __ ] would that do wait i got blocks over here oh no no

Please stay away from me there’s blocks on my blocks are over here oh [ __ ] how do I get down No are you [ __ ] kidding me [ __ ] did he go Oh this is this is a pretty shitty jump right here dude I don’t know if I want to do that not too scary I don’t want to do that that’s not a good idea yeah I got a better idea hopefully maybe I don’t know [ __ ] my

Stock I’m stuck in the air what the [ __ ] I’m stuck in the air what the [ __ ] is this Oh That’s all right so I found myself my weight this is actually backward this is where I got the [ __ ] this is where I got that [ __ ] glowstone so it would be from here that’s deeper in so it it would have to be this way somewhere you back

This way it was just a sketchy jump right here or no maybe not this might be too far possibly maybe I I don’t know where the sketchy jump is that I [ __ ] did dude this can’t be it this is not right I don’t feeI don’t

Feel it this is the right way it does all I call the same I know I’m [ __ ] I’m in a [ __ ] perpetual loop of ender or a [ __ ] nether until one day I stumble upon it then I’m just here indefinitely And I still even getting lost I still have not found a [ __ ] fortress [ __ ] [ __ ] why did I come here god damn it why why the [ __ ] nether dude this place always sucks dick stacked up on food though at least I’ll just have to [ __ ] run around this whole goddamn

Place oh that’s close guys I think I’m [ __ ] dude I am so [ __ ] I remember being here that’s the little hole that I went to for the [ __ ] Enderman so to find that [ __ ] pillar where we did the [ __ ] glowstone it was back this way use the

Clips alright let me see these [ __ ] clips let me see these [ __ ] clips I doubt that the clips are gonna help me how exactly would the it’s just blocks everywhere just blocks there’s nothing there’s nothing here to help me anything I’m looking at the [ __ ] blocks what

The [ __ ] is healthy oh this is healthy I mean this [ __ ] there is a ginormous like right there it doesn’t I don’t know I can’t [ __ ] tell if it is or not it’s a different waterfall not the same one okay well then there goes that we [ __ ] debunk that real [ __ ] fast

I’m gonna try to go back towards the glowstone as long as I have like no as long as I have [ __ ] like these blocks I’d be alright oh look at that I found the [ __ ] fortress as well oh my god oh all right let’s put a bunch of these

Around it we’re gonna do let’s just let’s just I’ll look through the [ __ ] I’ll look through the fortress first now that I’m [ __ ] actually here there’s gonna be nothing in this either Leah’s look at this it’s [ __ ] empty what is that it’s a wood some type of wood what is it my god

My god red carpet no way Oh a chest okay and a bone [ __ ] burn it this sucks holy [ __ ] there’s nothing in here there we go finally You got from me apples and coal is an apples and coal that’s it A redstone block Green concrete powder a barrel what the [ __ ] a barrel what the [ __ ] do you put in there nothing because it turned into something else smooth quartz and that turns into I have enough space for any of this [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] was that just the key to unlocking a bunch of [ __ ] was a white wall what the [ __ ] alright should I go back maybe I feel like I should probably go back to where and continue the student continues journey with my breadcrumbs and see like

If I can [ __ ] get out of here this nether just seems pretty [ __ ] trash Wow [ __ ] sake I can’t even [ __ ] can’t even hit this goddamn thing that’s [ __ ] trash alright so from okay so this is this is this is where we climbed up to get the [ __ ] glowstone there isn’t a platform

Underneath me dude it is literally lava there is nothing underneath me why do you keep saying to go down there is nothing there right now at least there is nothing under me if there was a platform under me I would love to go down there I’m just gonna go this way

And see what the [ __ ] is this way great I’ll just put some breadcrumbs down in case I need to [ __ ] come back what is this clip now like what the [ __ ] are these clips even doing these clips are not doing anything right now it’s just a big just a big one lava waterfall

Simon that far down I don’t understand like how you would think that it’s that far down look it’s not that far down at all I don’t know why people keep saying to go [ __ ] down dude like I’m I feel like I’m lower than then where it

Actually is I feel like it’s like I’ll buff me I don’t even see my breadcrumbs now I hope to god I’m not only another new spot oh god I almost [ __ ] mmm look I found a whole nother [ __ ] like I think this might be a whole nother

[ __ ] temple ovary oh this is the same one and I can use this to get back holy [ __ ] oh Jesus scared the [ __ ] outta me did is that a golden axe there’s no way that this is like this is the same one I might have to cheese my way out of it

Or go out swinging these [ __ ] pig men Oh oh my god dude I wandered right back over to it I didn’t even [ __ ] go this way originally dude I went like [ __ ] off the other way I don’t even know how the [ __ ] how the [ __ ] did I do that Holy [ __ ] dude now am I gonna have enough blocks to get over there I wonder 25 blocks I should probably get some extra what a [ __ ] hellish journey this has been it’s nethers just absolute doo doo I’m never coming back into the [ __ ] nether ever again whoa my God did what

Holy [ __ ] that’s pretty much like all my food what did I even do that for a cactus some zombie heads I didn’t get anything special out of there what did I holy [ __ ] we gotta go back my god kelp [ __ ] kelp [ __ ] kelp dude cow I should try to kill a zombie pigman

Real quick just to see like what they drop if they drop anything they’re gonna aggro on me but let’s see maybe they’ll give me torches This is a mistake are they dropping Kabul like what the [ __ ] is that that they’re dropping what the [ __ ] what does hit me [ __ ] what they’ve entered my world what the [ __ ] are they doing here what the [ __ ] are they doing here get the [ __ ] out of

Here this is not your place get out of here the [ __ ] out of here brother destroy the [ __ ] portal just just so I don’t have to deal with them anymore so this is what they gave me and they gave me some gold stuff too I feel like

We already got this block before maybe what the [ __ ] maybe not what the [ __ ] is this thing whoa Jesus what the [ __ ] do I put in here like uh do I put a map in here all there we go what the buried treasure in there and a sword and seeds

And I and something else I think it might be time to [ __ ] open up some loot because my pickaxe is getting kind of low here and if I’m gonna go mining then I might want to [ __ ] get myself some loot first so I’m gonna take some

Of these don’t some of the garbage that I got from the shittiest nether because it was awful these are our actual loot boxes here these little drops aren’t as good you better there we go that’s what I’m talking about all right if I could get a better pair of boots

And I’m gonna be set any [ __ ] boots that like auto-repair that’d be beautiful no no no no no the sword it’s pretty good no no wait aqua affinity wait is that the one that makes it so I can [ __ ] breathe it underwater no no no no no no the [ __ ] is depth

Strider the [ __ ] is that doesn’t give me good protection though No Oh fortune and efficiency again this is like the same they’re just kind of like swapped oh no they aren’t theirs they’re literally the same I got a backup pick no what the [ __ ] was that what da [ __ ] [ __ ] you did [Applause]