UpIsNotJump – Minecraft VR With Slimecicle Is An Absolute Nightmare – This is Why

We can we can we can swim around like this anything’s possible in Minecraft it’s really nice on there like it’s getting dark oh sure alright what’s our goal what’s our goal damn you son I have to do that for my followers yeah well I think I do we hugging we’re hugging we’re getting

Ready because I think we’re gonna die get me out of here go this is very nauseating I tell you very quick way to hurt your brain yeah I was gonna say good night see you I’ll see you in the morning oh Jesus this is not what I expected

Well I thought our goal could be is to make a giant golden [ __ ] and balls oh okay I’m thinking we go out this way when we start we start fresh we started to new but we’ll die won’t we on the way probably will die it’s an Enderman and

Everything just cowering did you look at him I did I didn’t know you couldn’t do that do you watch me cower I did watched you scream and run Tom brand because it’s so hot in this country I’m not wearing a t-shirt and so I’ve attached

The mic to the gym the hairs of my chest yeah I was gonna not gonna go ahead you were just saying before we did this you were planning for uni is that what it was or like College yeah so my classes just started up again this is my last

Year here which I’m very excited to be finished with but also I have a little bit of a problem here why are you bringing them to me I don’t have anything I didn’t know where else to sit here look let’s go no if we’re gonna

Beat him down oh [ __ ] oh this is not working out this is not it’s time for me to die the whole microphone being attached to my hair thing it’s not helping when I don’t hear you can’t get out you can’t get up like that up is not jump dude

I’ve spent a lot of youtubers either sort of in your position and also in college and they consider it just really holding them back because they’re already like very successful and they have to get an education that they’re not gonna use is that your opinion or your different well that’s sort of that

Sort of the position I’m into but let that’s sort of like a short-term thing you know probably in the long run that degree will be helpful I’m sure you see me sort of trying not to drown over here I’m gonna try and attach the microphone

To a nipple and save us any better well where we started and it’s been 20 minutes but that’s fine no this is this is pretty much as expected I got killed we are making progress till I get some sounds I like to make the dressing yes

And then we can maybe we can like put them together oh here we go making some sort of kelp sounds pretty crappy is this how one crafts I’m gonna eat these but the cow he’s still attacking me I’m waving the thing but I’m not eating yet how do I you just have to

Wave it faster perfect don’t stop yes yes do you want to beat down these animals with me I want his brother to be the weapon I used to take him out try and feed of his own brother you’re hungry just watching this with horror what’s the problem I’m just playing Minecraft

He’s dabbing we’re just we’re just having a conversation I don’t understand the problem the dabbing is very distracting is it dabbing is that what dabbing is I’m very out of touch as I’m sure you as you can probably tell oh no this is this is wonderful keep going yeah Wow anyway I

Just got I just got thirty enchanting levels from watching that good one bright or just kind of working out nope here I’ll come over and hide man you can do this right in there right in there right in there Kraft demonic it’s not what I’m teaching you the Minecraft

Recipes through dance and then our hero after spending two hours trying to put two blocks together to make a [ __ ] hat you don’t think your Minecraft playing days will make you money forever you need an education I mean you never know like honestly in the in the grand

Scheme of things YouTube is all pretty pretty recent right and you know at the same time I’m I’m a broadcast major and TV and radio and all that stuff is dying pretty fast but there’s always gonna be in new media and the same skills are always gonna be kind of applicable I

Guess if I lost all my subscribers I hear about to teaching dude it did it just start out as a hobby the whole YouTube thing while you were teaching and then it just kind of took off no I am I have a lot of issues working with

Human beings I say human beings I just mean people you know I’m a that makes me sound like I’m an alien humans are very curious creatures so I always kind of wanted to be a youtuber because you can work on your own so what was it about teaching that you didn’t like actually

Let me come to you because I’m having a bit I’m in my own little shitty hole over here okay go very scantily dressed thank you well I didn’t like about teaching is I take everything in my life serious to the point in which it kind of ruins it

Okay well at least you know that basic it just got very intense because I would always worry about like making the parents happy making sure the kids all those lessons went well so I would always be really like frustrated over like a class didn’t go that well and it

Just became my really difficult to manage as I’m a bit of a psycho Oh some fish in the water never jump in water when there are dead fish floating on this earth it’s kind of like a water slide except it’s not a slide and it pulls you down and you will die

It’s Oh God the golden combos are a way off I want you to come over here you’re gonna push me off and hit me no that would be stupid that would be a dumb joke I wonder empting this it wouldn’t be it wouldn’t be worth it it would be done

We’re just gonna hug her till I stop instead of swimming don’t eat sweat those two things are completely different welcome to my hell well good good news the night is the night is almost over because we’ve spent it all drowning doing – give me some theme

Music while I try and get to go I’m down hey we’ve stopped [ __ ] hey check this out watch this this is gonna be awesome I mean he’s you’re on fire I have defeated him know I’ve got a plan I’ve got a cunning plan oh no no it’s just

Coming in all the wrong ways so I golden [ __ ] and bulls are quite a long way off we have any [ __ ] coal yeah oh [ __ ] zombie noise just contact I am just gonna go to run to the bathroom real fast I’ll be back in a second this is

Content he’s been gone for five seconds and I’ve managed to build a furnace and bake some potatoes I think we may be putting each other off slightly my computer can’t handle this let me look around for traps real fast do you really think I know how to make a trap submit

Yeah that’s fair I’m safe Oh No yeah dad this is bad for all computer I’m being I’m being swept away again DOS I think you were complaining about the rain no I never made it outside you need to go with the water not against it that was

My best American accent here watch this all – you all do you okay I’m British oh no look at this look at this idiot down here look at this guy what have you done where am I Oh would you say that noises that the spiders make kind of like a

Butt what what are they doing to make this it like is it scars the question I’m too Square to make a minecraft joke you’re getting bigger and smaller it’s freaking me out do you ever feel like sometimes you’ve done everything you wanted to do on YouTube and you’ve reached a success

Level that was beyond what you ever imagined and now you’re just like oh I’m totally like that – I get you I think for me like it’s it’s pretty much my dream job right and so it’s sort of constantly surreal like I never never expected to be here and you know I

Don’t know how long it’ll last but basically what I’m trying to do is ride it and have as much fun with it as I can and like there’s there’s some weeks where I don’t really know what to do and I sort of you know lose loose track of what kind of youtuber or

Whatever I’m supposed to be or I’m like what kind of content am I even like making but I don’t think there’s ever a point where I’m like [ __ ] I’m stuck doing this because really this is infinitely preferable to me at least oh we’re getting to existential when the

Games fighting back just mine just mine and craft we got gold for our [ __ ] and balls it’s happening might be my jump button in place block button of the same button it’s very nice I didn’t do this this is just how it’s been given to me

[ __ ] oh no no no no are you good are you gonna get your food your food your food I sort of panic a little bit there I just I just watch you put your hands up and resign yourself you tubes are like painting the more you pay the more you

May concern the more you’ve got I guess I have no idea where that analogy was going yeah that makes sense to me why do you think minecraft has gotten so popular I think well everyone has everyone has experiences with it first of all so everyone has a baseline it’s

Not like it’s not like a new game that’s true yeah that’s a very good point I think it’s just a lot of people a lot of content creators coming together at the same time in deciding that they want to make minecraft content and then everyone sort of collectively realizing watching

That content oh [ __ ] like I want to play Minecraft I mean look I mean look at us what planet no [ __ ] you please I need a hug yes put the sword away nope [ __ ] I almost I almost fell into this lava if I duck down I can’t fall in it can I

No you can’t so close to being an immediate death it’s like yo right behind me yeah it looks like your feet I gotta go come in I’m gonna show you every Scotch father ever on this thing are you aunty brick supervisor I can’t put breaks in this video oh my god