US Presidents Play Minecraft 36

Hey hop on the game bozos don’t call me a bozo we just got on the game guys come on it’s just a joke Joe Chill Hey where’s Donald I’m over here sleepy Joe well you look different Donald what the hell hey Donald what’s life like on the outside yeah how’d you survive prison

Well it’s quite simple Barack I found the biggest guy in there and beat him to his knees so the other prisoners would respect me more you were probably the biggest guy in there Donald don’t lie shut up Barack the other prisoners called me Teflon Don and I ran the place

Don’t try me yeah okay Donald whatever you say and what about that mug shot you look like someone else’s dog took a on your lawn being arrested isn’t very fun for your information bill yeah I wouldn’t know because I can cover my tracks what what let’s just focus on

What we were working on okay uh what was that I forgot we were getting ready to fight the Ender Dragon oh yeah let’s go find the Portal come on guys uh Donald what I want to go before someone gives Joe armor hey not cool man we still need

To get blaze powder idiot oh that totally slipped my mind yeah no I was just testing your knowledge Bill had to see if you guys were ready sure you did shows what you know Barack that that’s why you failed the test oh my God hey I believe you Donald nobody gives a

Joe you failed too never mind I don’t believe you so much anymore we should start looking for a lava pool so we can make a nether portal I’ll grab a bucket of water real quick I hate going to the nether why is that Joe because of

All the scary guys and the lava and I’m still traumatized from when I dropped my sword over the edge back when we first started playing Minecraft sounds like you’re a little Joe you’ve clearly never experienced the pain of dropping your diamond sword in lava yeah because

I don’t make those types of mistakes but you made a pretty big mistake in the Oval Office with Monica didn’t you I wouldn’t call that a mistake what would you call it that’s for me to know sorry buddy let’s just get this portal set up already whatever I can’t wait to use Joe

As a shield for all the gas Fireballs that’s always my favorite part of going to the too bad I couldn’t Shield you from jail except you literally could have shielded me and pardoned me from jail but you didn’t that’s a dick move Joe I was sick of all the mean things

You say to me all the time maybe if you acted nicer I would pardon you pardon my French but you Joe you sensitive ass I rotted in a jail cell because of you for like 10 minutes you didn’t see what I saw on the inside Barack you wouldn’t believe what goes on

In our prison you’d be surprised hey guys I see a lava pool come here okay bet we’re coming anytime I see lava it reminds me of the time I ruined Joe’s house you made it into a tower thanks for increasing the property value that was a giant Cobblestone dick not a tower

And we all know it Joe hey man you chose the design not me oh my God Obama you have a diamond pickaxe right yeah I’ll get the obsidian sounds good thanks Barack of course can’t you mine any faster Barack very funny Donald you can do this yourself if you want nah I think

I’d rather watch you labor away you’re such a Donald if you don’t like it I’m sure Michelle has room in her book club how the did you know about her book club I know everything Barack especially the fact that middle-aged rich women love book clubs I don’t know

How true that is Don Donald I’m never wrong Barack I’m surprised you haven’t noticed by now I’m surprised you don’t notice Bill sneaking Melania out every night what hey I told you to keep that on the down low dude my bad dude I’m trying to pick up the obsidian the lava

Is scary I don’t want to accidentally step in it Joe stop being such a baby you’ll be fine you have diamond boots on remember uh oh yeah I guess you’re right I’m never wrong Joe we should head back to the base so we can build the portal

Over there and get all our set up good idea just getting the last blocks what should we build when we’re done what the do you mean Joe like when we’re out of the end and we killed the dragon what do you guys want to build I

Don’t know I might get started on a wall around my house in one of those medieval water traps what are those called with like alligators and that’s a moat Donald how did you forget what a mode is Donald shut the hell up Prince Barack go back to the 1400s you dumb shut

The hell up Donald at least I know what a moat is anyways yeah walls and a moat to keep you guys out of my house nobody wants to go to your house Donald is lame yeah I know for a fact it smells like cheese up in that I have gds6

On the new PS5 in there and you guys aren’t allowed to touch it nobody cares Donald hey I care I want to play what the hell Donald sorry but off Joe no means no can we just focus on going to the nether we can build stuff when

We’re done killing the dragon for once Obama’s right let’s just focus on the nether for now all right I’m going to set up the portal get ready to light it hold on to your boots Joe oh this is a pretty terrible spawn yeah I know you’re not used to tight spaces Barack

It’s okay yeah well not everyone’s been in jail Donald we’re not as used to it as you are that was completely uncalled for Barack not cool whatever let’s just find these blaze rods so we can go to the end can I just stay by the portal

Stop being a baby dude come on Joe we need all the help we can get I think we’d be a lot better off without sleepy Joe but that’s just me for once I agree with Donald we’re gonna have to bridge across I have a bunch of cobblestone can you bridge across I

Don’t have that many blocks I don’t like being in the front but fine I’ll build across but I’m really scared of falling don’t worry Joe you’ll be fine we got your back thanks Donald I really appreciate that of course buddy Donald you’re totally up to something yeah you

Never say some like that to Joe unless you’re planning something I don’t know what you’re talking about I’m simply trying to calm Joe down since he’s building across for us yeah whatever you say so Joe what’s your favorite time of the year oh probably winter and Christmas time I love

Christmas time and all the presents I get from Santa That’s funny because I thought it was falling oh oh Mal get Joe Donald why the hell did you do that it was a Miss input my bad Joe but it’s okay I have blocks we can get to the other side at least you

Aren’t in the nether Anymore Joe yeah you’re right I didn’t want to be there anyway so now I can just chill here and mess with Donald’s house hey you better not be touching my Joe or I’ll come back there right now and kick your ass relax Donald we need Blaze Rod to make

Eyes of Ender I’m so sick of you and your love of Rod Barack we get it dude you need the rod we don’t want to hear that though for sake Donald let’s just get this over with and then you can go beat up Joe fine you’re right

Bill I’m never wrong shut up just kill the blazes you think we got enough yet let’s get a few more and then head back all right sounds good to me so I kind of want to make a bunch of cake you should probably be getting some armor

Joe since we’re gonna fight the Ender Dragon soon I got my shoes I think I’ll be okay whatever Joe good luck with that thanks Barack oh my God you guys ready yeah I think we have enough you good Obama yeah let’s get out of here we’re

About to go find the end portal are you ready Joe uh yeah I’m ready all right sweet just follow us I can’t wait to fight the dragon I’m gonna steal the show not gonna lie I’m gonna do at least 90 percent of the damage no cap I’m the one either diamond armor you

Guys don’t stand a chance yeah whatever Barack I know you rigged those diamonds I worked hard for these diamonds yeah even with diamonds you won’t do anywhere near as well as me we’ll see about that I can’t wait until we’re there and you guys realize I’m the

One who can kick the most ass out of all of us I don’t know Donald just got out of prison I wouldn’t mess with him the system turned me into a thug just give me a break you were there for 10 minutes I had to do horrible things to earn

Respect okay for some reason I believe that one shut up I think we’re at the stronghold I wish this portal wasn’t so far or that Minecraft introduced cool dirt bikes to the game so we can ride around and do tricks and that would actually be cool as Joe but it

Doesn’t really make sense for Minecraft you could get a mod that’s true Joe what makes you think you can ride a dirt bike with your old ass they call me the Godfather of dirt bikes Donald you don’t get it I bet the loose skin around your face would start peeling off the second

You 15 miles per hour I bet your arthritis would keep you from being able to turn left shut up Donald you’re not getting pardoned damn get Donald shut the hell up Bill hey we found the portal guys that took way too goddamn long it’s okay we made it

And that’s all that matters right guys I don’t know how long you’ll be making it Joe all you have on are diamond boots you’re gonna get stomped dude he’ll be fine Joe just try not to piss off any Enderman when we are in let’s place the

Eyes all right I think Joe should go in first yeah definitely Joe what the is that I think it’s Joe vacuuming Joe stop vacuuming hey sorry guys I got to get off Jill is vacuuming and needs my help with some chores dog come on we were about to go

To the end you I’m sorry guys I got to get off don’t fight the Ender Dragon without me later Joe see you Barack all right now that sleepy Joe’s gone let’s fight the dragon without him that’s not cool Donald we’re not fighting without Joe what yeah we should

Just end it here we can fight the Ender Dragon when we get back on oh my God you guys are huge yeah whatever Donald touchgrass later Donald go yourself